#cooed

[bellcza]

pedri hard launching his new puppy 😭🥹

[gawdforthelovers]

why does google docs want me to say "cooked" so much...

[ravelqueen]

Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of

- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon

- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream

- lady he talked to for half an hour, once

Truly he is the "you know other people" meme

[verdanturfwind]

I went to a baseball game and this popped up on the screen and I burst out laughing

[hellenhighwater]

hey if you were wondering what kind of noises a pegasus would make, the answer is eastern screech owl calls

[cosmostickers]

by Coo

[stealingyourbones]

When Danny sees his family die in TUE what if he finds out then that he’s related to a DC hero then? After the timeline is fixed he goes to his cousin who just so happens to be Raven of the Teen Titans and explains that bc of time shenanigans, he found out he’s related by blood.

How does the Teen Titans react? They’ve dealt with time travelers so many times this sorta stuff is just their average Tuesday level of shenanigans. A kid with powers that fit perfectly on par with other Teen Titan members. Main issue: his blood and DNA are so scrambled that their computers can’t confirm with a definitive proof that he’s Raven’s cousin.

[godlessyaoi]

maybe

[puppetmaster13u]

DP x DC Crossover where Danny gets de-aged more towards his ghost-age and got adopted.

But he didn't exactly get adopted by a batfamily member, or even any hero, or a villain.

Honestly this Talon who just found a literal toddler that surfaced in a runoff of the Lazarus Pit is rather confused. Like on one hand should they be killing it?? But the idea of killing the strange tiny talon-sibling seems so viscerally wrong???

Welcome to having the first mental breakdown of many funky golden-eyed man that Danny thinks might be more feral than he is. Oh well, at least this person isn't a fruitloop and speaks in sort-of ghost speak? And sometimes more gold-eyed people appear to help care for him? Like they obviously don't know how to do so, but they're trying their best and honestly he's pretty self-sufficient. Ish.

The Court of Owls have no fuckin' clue where a good third of their Talons have disappeared to or why they can't call them back.

[devotion-disorder]

Please, PLEASE tell me they’d praise and dote on/care for us.

If so, I’d totally be willing to stay there, lol.

oh, i'm sure there's more than enough of that to go around. I imagine that elves (and other non-human races) may have a fetishized image of humans as much as we do for them. Or at least that's how it is in the Devo Cinematic Universe because i said so.

Elves tend to be a little...snooty. If your race lived practically forever, is naturally attuned to magic and come from historic lineages of powerful ancestors you'd have a bit of a superiority complex too. In comparison, humans are just so very fascinating: they live life with a vigor and urgency that elves will never truly grasp. Their intellect will never compare to that of the elves, their strength to orcs/demons, their senses to the beastfolk...but there is something so charming about this haplessness. So why don't you just relax and let them take care of you, as their personal little pet for the time being? What I'm saying is, they would most definitely dote on you ��� to a nauseating degree, and there is something so unmistakably patronizing about it. afterall, you just can't do anything without their help, can you?

[linkandorf]

Daroach & Gooey

[adeleine-everyday]

day 50

happy birthday, crystal shards!!

[chamiryokuroi]

“Got the little bird right where I want it”

I just think COO!Bernard is such a cool concept, poor Tim tho he has no idea what is happening.

[Also fyi credit for coo!Bernard goes to @iahr-khighi ]

[rooksunday]

fox’s best friend (that he’ll admit to having) is a mouse droid called honk!. he found honk! in the back of the corrie crying cupboard, wheels jammed with crud, and put the droid back together while complaining about a senator’s treatment of one of his shinies and his inability to act. fox buffed honk!’s chassis with the cuff on his flightsuit and set it back into the hallway when he left.

honk! maybe trips the senator at the top of some stairs a few days later. maybe getting away with this starts it in a path of vengeance. impossible to say. no witnesses.

sometimes honk! appears in fox’s office with some sweets tucked into its body, pilfered from senator offices. sometimes fox carries honk! under his arm like a tired puppy, its wheels whirring, and ignores the way thorn goes soft around the visor. he’s helping out a fellow worker. nothing to see here!

maybe honk! gets a security upgrade or two. maybe it gets a stripe in corrie red. maybe it tugs chancellor palpatine’s robes at an in opportune moment and he breaks his neck in a terrible escalator accident. who knows!!

[arcane-gold]

session 1 to session 4

(we got an enemies to lovers dynamic folks)

oscar (he/him) belongs to me and isofka (he/they) belongs to @mynqzo

[das-a-kirby-blog]

bird up