#cooed

[bellcza]

pedri hard launching his new puppy 😭🥹

[gawdforthelovers]

why does google docs want me to say "cooked" so much...

[itsquakey]

The one post I have been WAITING a long time to bring back- the most recent (and probably final, I have no reason to redesign these enough to where they need a new reference) set of Nextgen references.

[ravelqueen]

Lmao OMFG Martin. He's now confirmed to have been jealous of

- (possibly lesbian?) Cop for daring to have private conversations with Jon

- literal embodiment of death Jon has only metaphorically met in a coma-dream

- lady he talked to for half an hour, once

Truly he is the "you know other people" meme

[batsyheere]

Tim froze. "Huh?"

"I mean, you're definitely cute. But I don't feel comfortable with strangers? And I don't want there to be any misunderstandings."

Danny Nightingale looked flustered, nervous, and far too pretty with his cheeks flushing red under the glow of the nearby lamp fixtures. Tim wondered when his brain would finally come back online. Right now it was far too interested in putting everything else on the backburner.

On one hand, he had been trying to get information out of Danny on his connection to Vlad Masters- a connection that had seemed more tenuous with each passing minute of the evening. On the other, Tim could admit it had sounded a bit like he was inviting Danny for something more.

And if he was honest with himself, it was only mostly unintentional.

"It's not even you, I just get attached really easily and don't want something casual. Sorry."

Tim hadn't even realized boundary setting could be so attractive.

"No. Yeah, that's- fine." Smooth. The Drake-Wayne charm at its finest. Tim could hear Jason snickering on the comms.

[verdanturfwind]

I went to a baseball game and this popped up on the screen and I burst out laughing

[stealingyourbones]

When Danny sees his family die in TUE what if he finds out then that he’s related to a DC hero then? After the timeline is fixed he goes to his cousin who just so happens to be Raven of the Teen Titans and explains that bc of time shenanigans, he found out he’s related by blood.

How does the Teen Titans react? They’ve dealt with time travelers so many times this sorta stuff is just their average Tuesday level of shenanigans. A kid with powers that fit perfectly on par with other Teen Titan members. Main issue: his blood and DNA are so scrambled that their computers can’t confirm with a definitive proof that he’s Raven’s cousin.

[godlessyaoi]

maybe

[puppetmaster13u]

DP x DC Crossover where Danny gets de-aged more towards his ghost-age and got adopted.

But he didn't exactly get adopted by a batfamily member, or even any hero, or a villain.

Honestly this Talon who just found a literal toddler that surfaced in a runoff of the Lazarus Pit is rather confused. Like on one hand should they be killing it?? But the idea of killing the strange tiny talon-sibling seems so viscerally wrong???

Welcome to having the first mental breakdown of many funky golden-eyed man that Danny thinks might be more feral than he is. Oh well, at least this person isn't a fruitloop and speaks in sort-of ghost speak? And sometimes more gold-eyed people appear to help care for him? Like they obviously don't know how to do so, but they're trying their best and honestly he's pretty self-sufficient. Ish.

The Court of Owls have no fuckin' clue where a good third of their Talons have disappeared to or why they can't call them back.

[on-the-clear-blue]

An idea that just popped into my brain...

Bernard, in the house boat living room, typing away on his computer, looks up when Tim enters: Oh, Babe your home early? Was patrol okay....ehst do you have.

Tim, tearing off his Red Robin outfit and holding something in his arms: So you know about that super evil, super old guy that runs an eco-friendly murder cult that is like super obsessed with me?

Bernard, closing his laptop and sighing: Do I have to move? Do what ever witness protection shit you superheros have?

Tim, humming and shaking his head before holding out what looks to be a bundle of clothing:No no...it seems he somehow found out about us dating and me planning to propose yo you and sent an early wedding gift.

Tim shifting the cloth to show a sleeping baby: Say hello to our child, I don't know just yet how he got both of our DNA but I did run a test and he is 100% ours, I think he used Lexs stuff like how he made Kon..

Bernard, staring at the baby and his rapidly undressing boyfriend who was rambling: Wait...propose? You wanted to get married?

Tim, still going on: -Lexs cloning tech is pretty hit or miss, *my* gear waz based on that but was...Wait you didn't know? I...I thought you have been hinting at it for a while...that's what I planned for next weeks date night.

Bernard, mouth agape: I haven't. Like at all, I mean, I will say yes because we now have a kid and I love you a lot but it would have taken me by surprise.

Tim, midly surprised: Huh...well anyways, Ra's sent us a child? I was thinking Alvin is a good name?

Bernard: Fuck that I am not going to have my son named after a chipmunk.

[devotion-disorder]

Please, PLEASE tell me they’d praise and dote on/care for us.

If so, I’d totally be willing to stay there, lol.

oh, i'm sure there's more than enough of that to go around. I imagine that elves (and other non-human races) may have a fetishized image of humans as much as we do for them. Or at least that's how it is in the Devo Cinematic Universe because i said so.

Elves tend to be a little...snooty. If your race lived practically forever, is naturally attuned to magic and come from historic lineages of powerful ancestors you'd have a bit of a superiority complex too. In comparison, humans are just so very fascinating: they live life with a vigor and urgency that elves will never truly grasp. Their intellect will never compare to that of the elves, their strength to orcs/demons, their senses to the beastfolk...but there is something so charming about this haplessness. So why don't you just relax and let them take care of you, as their personal little pet for the time being? What I'm saying is, they would most definitely dote on you – to a nauseating degree, and there is something so unmistakably patronizing about it. afterall, you just can't do anything without their help, can you?

[coffeemimicknownaspinoybean]

Day 4, "Exotic"!

[linkandorf]

Daroach & Gooey

[adeleine-everyday]

day 50

happy birthday, crystal shards!!

[chamiryokuroi]

“Got the little bird right where I want it”

I just think COO!Bernard is such a cool concept, poor Tim tho he has no idea what is happening.

[Also fyi credit for coo!Bernard goes to @iahr-khighi ]

[arcane-gold]

session 1 to session 4

(we got an enemies to lovers dynamic folks)

oscar (he/him) belongs to me and isofka (he/they) belongs to @mynqzo