#coo-coo crazy

[nahoyasboyfriend]

"if I had a dick I'd choke you on it," you whisper, breathless for no good reason. It's crude wording, but you can't bring yourself to be courteous. You don't know what prompted you to say that, but you don't regret it. It's how he likes you, teeming with audacity & quick wit. Something about it thrills him. Says he likes you best when you're unrestrained by everything— the law, shame, social standards, morality, even him sometimes. Pure freedom. You don't question it, not anymore.

You've learned to savor the liberation of not watching your tongue or your actions.

Moonjo pauses. Half surprised, half amused. It's not often he is at a loss for words. Small wins, you suppose.

"I'd make you sputter around it, bruise the back of your throat. I wanna feel you struggle to bring in air," You add, staring at the lovely red of his lips. You think about them stretched wide around your metaphorical cock, lips spit shiny with red tinged cheeks. How drool would languidly trail down his chin. Wondering how rough you'd have to be to make him tear up.

"would you?" It's not a question. It's filled with something deeper. It's more of a craving. You know he wants it just as much as you do, perhaps more. He looks mystified for the briefest moment, imagining it with you.

You feel a ting of jealousy roil you, filled with the impossible urge to make it a reality.

You place a hand on his neck, dragging two fingers down the column of his throat until your fingers are loosely pinching his adam's apple, "I think I'd be able to see the outline."

He looks elated as he agrees, "you would."

[birrdify]

what if 4 just went so coo coo crazy once that even mr puzzles would catch onto his weird ass behaviour<3

[sabo-torao]

i'm doing so bad

[lil-shiro]

DUTCH GP 24' - august 24, 2024 (Jakub Porzycki/NurPhoto via Getty)

[soaring-trash]

Purple flag 🟪

[differentnerddiplomatopera]

Forms Of Affections

(Post Odyssey, Diomedes goes Ithaca AU)

Definitely projecting here, but my mother, as a form of affection, likes to jump me. Full on body slam me. I will never admit it, but I love it. (She already knows)

Now have that, but with Diomedes and Athena. 

Handmaidens/Soldiers:  My queen! We heard screams of-My King, where is the threat. We will-Lord Diomedes, let’s get you inside the-

Odysseus: (losing his crap)

Penelope: (Trying to catch her breath) Oh no. No no, everyone is fine. Please go back inside. No danger is here.

Handmaidens/Soldiers: (Skeptically) Are you sure? My queen, we are to protect you. We sense danger, we come your way.

Odysseus: (Still wheezing) The-the queen speaks truth. We-oh gods- we are under protection of our patron goddess. No need to coddle us, please.

Handmaidens/Soldiers: (still skeptical, but obedient) Yes my King/Queen 

*They leave the gardens*

Odysseus: A-Athena, they left-gone. All gone.

*Athena appears with Diomedes, slung over her shoulder*

Penelope: Oh gods-pfft, Diomedes dearest, are you quite well?

Diomedes, sarcastically: YEAH,  I’M SPECTACULAR, IMMACULATE EVEN!

Athena: You are! Perfect. Your confirmation indicates that I should continue.

Diomedes: Sweet Mother-

*Athena K Os. Diomedes on the grass*

Odysseus/Penelope: (cackling and snorting like nobody’s business. Ha)

Odysseus: Pet, are you having fun? It looks like she is rearranging your spine.

Athena: Oh dear, it doesn’t hurt, does it?

Odysseus:

Penelope:

Diomedes: Seems a little late to ask, doesn’t it?

Athena: Well you haven’t complained yet. I assumed you were having a agreeable time.

Penelope: May I ask, as funny as this is-

Odysseus: Dare I say, this is more enjoyable than watching Palamedes drown

Penelope: Morbid-as funny as this is, why are you doing this?

Athena: I have no medium of affection for you. I have one for Odysseus, Penelope, and Telemachus. I could not figure out one for you. Till now!

Odysseus/Penelope: Awwwwww

Diomedes: Aww, what aww. Am I the only one who doesn’t understand here, explain please.

Athena: Time away from war has dulled your senses, Son of- Diomedes.

Diomedes: Humor me.

Athena: I see after the war how affectionate actions impact you. Now, I want to make such a similar impression on you. I’m no domestic goddess, but I thought could give you something else. You and Odysseus seemed to have fun sparring. Also in the case with Telemachus. I thought I could do something similar. 

Diomedes: By tackling me?

Athena: Essentially, yes. Would you like me to cease?

Diomedes:

Athena: 

Odysseus: Is it just me, or-

Penelope: The tension is unbearable, mmhm

Diomedes: No. No, you can-you can continue.

Odysseus\Penelope: AWWWWWWWWWW MY HEART

Athena: Are you quite sure?

Diomedes: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yes. I’m sure 

Athena: Spectacular! Let’s proceed

Diomedes:  And Odysseus can go next.

Odysseus: ... I’m sorry, who?

Athena: My owl traits have passed onto you, it’s seems

Penelope: (wheezing) I love this fucking family

[popxicle-46]

He looks so coo coo crazy when he's in jail vro..

Heh.. not dandy's world related... Heh.. I'm.. evolving....

I love him.

[saltseashark]

i went thru a wes anderson phase back in 2021 and started a poster series around the same time. that i didnt finish. here are the leftovers <3

[solargeist]

instead of mpreg Grian, what about an egg just falls from the sky one day and Grian's like, ...my son

‼️⁉️‼️⁉️⁉️ i mean this is kind of .. Close to what happened. 🤔

Xelqua did show up randomly as a kid one day, but Grian wasn’t like "my son" he was more like, "what is wrong with you rn?" and "why are you small?" before he realized Xelqua is not in the right headspace to be reasoned with rn, so he just watches him, makes sure he doesn’t get into trouble, but it slowly turns genuinely parental.

[prentissluvr]

yay i'm so excited!! i think your writing is so warm and beautiful! right now ive been thinking about sam trying to figure out what nickname you like best. like you'll be researching a case and suddenly he'll look at you with a smile and say "what about honey? suits u" and you'd just melt right there looking into his soft eyes!! AAH he's so cute I literally need him 😭

-💐

ahhh thank you so so much darling!!

aHHH BESTIE OMGGG STOP I'M SO SOFT that is so so sweet and cute i'm crying :,)

i am a firm believer that sam calls you honey allll the time it's soooo so cute imo and so him <33 i think he sticks with pretty classic nicknames like honey and baby the most, and loves whatever else you ask him to call you. like if you have a nickname in a different language that you speak that you like, he tries so hard to match your pronunciation as perfectly as he can. if not he'll settle for you using the nickname on him instead hehe. ughhh but back to honey i'm just :,) crying that's such a cute little scenario. like he's not actually focused on his research, the sweet loverboy oh my god. like he's just mulling over pet names that might fit you that you'll like. because he actually adores calling you by your name. i don't think he's the kind of person where calling each other by your names is like oh no what's wrong they're not using my designated nickname. i think he has so much reverence and adoration for your name because that's you, that's his baby!! plus he loves to hear his name in your voice.

but he also finds simple pet names soooo sweet and lovely and loves to use them for you. it's just that you've only started dating recently! and he's actually had these pet names swimming around in his brian for ages, but he doesn't want to use them too soon or make you uncomfortable. so he's staring at some lore website thinking about how muchhhh he's been aching to call you honey all day (and week and month and maybe even year), but he wants to suggest it to you first to make sure you like it/you're okay with it. first, he starts with saying casually, "i'm coming up with nicknames to call you," to gauge how you feel about the idea. when you seem to like it (you're begging to find out what he's thinking), he decides he'll bring it up today

so when his gentle voice interrupts the sounds of clacking keyboards and motel ac, asking "how about honey? i think it suits you" you think your heart is ready to burst out of your chest!!! he sounds so sweet and hopeful as he asks, and when you look at him, you just about melt into a puddle on the floor when you see those pretty puppy dog eyes of his, silently begging for you to give a sign that you like it.

"it's perfect, sammy," you smile. his faces morphs into a full grin and his dimples pop out in all of their sweet, sweet glory, and there's nothing in the world that could have stopped you from standing right then and there and walking right up to him to plant a kiss to his pretty, pretty lips.

[analoghorrorisyummy]

drawing is so fun.

Idk what to addddddddd ughhhhhhjhrivuhirveiuhevriuhverkuhrevkhurevhku

why do I trust myself to draw???????? Uhhhhhh-

Y’all gay or European?

[thepunkmuppet]

right sorry gang i rlly like anna and she’s a fantastic character in her own right but anna x dean is actually insane with destiel context. GUYS. i can’t even tell you how many times i’ve seen this done where character A is canonically put with what is essentially an opposite gender version of character B and that’s exactly what this is. DUDE. FUCKING WILD. extremely conceptually gay straight sex scene followed directly by “castiel has a weakness. he likes you.” 10/10 getting the queerbait in early, we love to see it

all this to say if cas was a girl they would’ve been canon or at least a slow burn literally from the get go, and i now understand why y’all have been so insane about them for so long bc i’m going a bit crazy! :D just a TAD!

[kkshowtunes]

​Tom made the active decision to keep a sticker. He could have put it on another object and got something physical, but a gesture of love towards Greg was more important. Tom, a man who cares about nothing more than status and monetary gain, decided to chose a gesture towards Greg over priceless antiques and art. He must have planned it out in his head before going there. This was clearly a thought out move. Every train of thought, from keeping a sticker to bringing one to the meeting, was planned. He didn’t even need to stick a sticker on Greg to forgive him. A simple exchange of words would have been enough for Greg and everyone else. It was pretty unnecessary. It was Tom who wanted to do a symbolic gesture. It was Tom who kept a sticker specifically to put on Greg. The object he covets most.

[kl0wn-1lluzi0n]

NEW PIZZA TOWER AU IDEA!!!!!!

I was sleeping being a eepy goober when suddenly a got a dream about a Very happy peppino like REALLY HAPPY and everyone else in the Au is like uhhh concern while pizzahead wanna experiment with him also this is kinda inspired by the old version of bloodshed tower (aka when it's still a joke au) and uuuhhhhakaloiejxkfioepqjdn teah that's it

[strange0-0storm]

Bleh

AAAHH LOOK AT HIM OMG I LOVE HOWBYOU DREW HIM STOP IT IM GOING CRAZYYYYY (I just woke up I'm jumping on the walls)

He go Bleh EHEHEHE LOOK AT HIM

(I just realized I follow you on Instagram. I didn't realize it was you ur actually so cool omg)

[fluffyartbl0g]

IM GOING!!! TO GO CRAZY!!!! @lunaisanartist’s ZOLU ANIMATIC IS SENDING ME TO THE GRAVE!!!! PLEASE GO WATCH IT FELLOW ZOLU FANS!!!!!