#convince me otherwise

[marskiiii]

what a freaking dork

[finemealprompt]

DP x DC Prompt #51

Damian would like it on the record that this is Todd's fault. If Todd hadn't encouraged Damian to start making fan art, he wouldn't be in this mess. Stupid Todd, Damian should've known better than to listen to him.

But here he was, blushing like mad as he nervously asked his favorite author to sign the fan art he had made for his book. He was such an idiot! Danny Fenton surely would be-

"Oh this is amazing! Do you have any prints I can buy off of you?"

Damian will swear up and down he did not faint.

[conkevi]

he wears cat jammies

[artistdove]

"It's been a while since you two have been on stage, so how about some practice? Now boys, play nice now."

[casually-eat-my-soul]

So like mafia/King/wolf king/warlord Derek idea?? Maybe A/B/O au

After Derek becomes heir to the empire (mafia or otherwise) is told by his council over and over again that he must marry and have an heir. He doesn’t trust his council much less the women they bring before him to marry. He would simply prefer to kill them all but unfortunately that would be directly traced to him.

So he abides by their demands and looks for a consort. So he throws a party, the most lavish party. The night is long and dreadfully boring. Derek thinks that at the worst he may ask Braeden to marry him. They are a little to hot headed and never seem to agree on a subject but at least the sex will be good. He spends most of the night trying not to dance with women who smell far to desperate.

He is ducking behind a column to hide from Jennifer when he hears the most clever and spiteful voice tell off one of his council members. He follows the voice to a vision of nymph dressing down his least favourite council member (maybe Deaton??) . Derek is absolutely taken a back by how the siren uses his words to get his way. Dereks preferred method is violence, and he tells this to the boy as he walks over — “it seems that my council member has overstepped, I usually find violence is my preferred way of dealing with such slights. Would you like he to rip his heart out for you?” — Derek kisses his hand and he basically declares to everyone listen he wishes to preform a courting action.

To Derek’s delight, the god in human form blushes. He thanks Derek for the offer but says he dealt with it his way. — “it is quite the generous offer Alpha, but I must decline as I have found words may be just as effective a weapon I promise you.” — Derek, desperate to not let him slip away asked him for a dance. He hesitantly agrees, but after the one dance they do not stop until the end of the night. 

The council member that had tried to hurt Derek’s future consort was found dead the next morning, of poison. It’s in the moment Derek declares that he will marry the boy from the night before. (Delusional Derek who is fully convinced they are to be married, and is just a tiny bit obsessed)

So he sets out to win his heart, cue shenanigans from him and the entire hale pack. Especially after finding out that Derek’s consorts father is a lawful man. A lawful man who would rather see his son with Parrish or Daehler rather than Derek. But stiles however refuses any means of courting expect for Derek’s. Because he knows the wolf is the only one for him. (If you like this idea please check out @hedwig221b Torn apart and set Anew)

Stiles didn’t care, Derek understood him in most ways that other didn’t. When his father would tell him that Derek was dangerous stiles wanted to shout back that so was he. His father ignored the worst parts of stiles, Scott didn’t even sees them but Derek understood. He didn’t just see stiles as a helpless omega. Derek is super fucking prideful about this and every time he sees Parrish or Daehler he just smirks at them.

Derek throws another party, this one to publicly state his intention to marry stiles. His council members kick up a big fuss about it until Derek reminds them that they are the ones who wanted Derek to have a consort. He abided by the rules. They claimed Derek couldn’t mate a beta but Derek ignored him. (Stiles doesn’t advertise the fact that he’s an omega)

Derek buys stiles a dress and jewels to wear.

Stiles only dances with Derek that night, anytime someone else asks him he refuses. (Parrish). During one of their dances when the music is fast paced and stiles heart is beating out of his chest, stiles spark comes into play and creates ribbons of energy that dance alongside them. So it looks like they are dancing in fire. (This is what kickstarted this idea)

So they marry and stiles helps Derek secure his claim.

Derek over hears his council talking bad about his husband so he kills them and then fucks his stiles pregnant to prove them wrong.

He also drags Daehler before his beloved omega for overstepping, and this time when Derek offers to rip out his heart for stiles, he agrees.

[mrmanbat]

In honor of me officially becoming old and gen beta being born in about a month, you get to get my brainrot Batman headcannons.

Tim- I have the least hope for Tim. He’s worse than me. I like to think he’d be at a WE meeting and would accidentally say something like “L- get radioed” without even noticing.

Steph- doesn’t hold back. She says “chat” so often that Jason has started to think she’s talking to her imaginary friend “Chat.” She’s almost as bad as Tim but is able to hold back in professional settings.

Duke- is aware of it- uses it very sparingly unless Tim and/or Steph are making fun of someone, at that point he joins and will shred someone *cough* Jason *cough* to shreds.

Damian- finds it annoying and dumb most of the time HOWEVER I can totally see him using gen-z slang, especially in school. I can also see him taking a shit on the riddler by calling him the anti rizzler.

Cass- only uses it on criminals she’s already detained. Especially if she did without making a noise. She finds it hilarious when a criminal gets taken down in less then five seconds by a black blur with faint Chappell Roan music in the background only for the the black form to whisper “queen never cry” before disappearing again.

Jason- has no clue what it is or why his siblings are yelling “you’ve gyatt to go” and “- 10 aura” across roof tops whenever they see him on patrol.

[axquiva]

[gaypirateslife4me]

First mate, Izzy Hands, if asked will swear under penalty of death that he detests, loathes, and houses only murderous intentions towards Stede Bonnet.

And yet.

Izzy straight-up peacocks his exceptional swordsmanship by slicing Stede's shirt, but not his body, to ribbons. Which, lbr, is 💯 Izzy's brand of foreplay.

[silly-little-zio]

i’m so fucking dead. it’s just a video of a bagel. the only thing that could have prompted this comment is painfully blatant antisemitism

@spot-the-antisemitism

[bairdthereader]

Meet Isaac Henderson, the absolute king of speaking truth without actually saying anything.

Bonus: But when he does speak, it is ON POINT

[al0m]

POV: You're the god of death and this is what you see every time your stupid vessel dies on purpose because they miss you

WWYD?

[good-oldfashioned-lover]

Rosekiller is basically the more mutually obsessed, unhinged, literally kills for each other (and makes out with blood all over and around them) Wolfstar.

[pastelpuppet]

I was reminded it was lesbian week and that it would be a crime not to post this old art of the titular lesbians themselves!!! Happy lesbian week everyone!

(I’d love to redraw this one day honestly, I love them so much!!!!)

[lejay-the-impossible]

New episode in a very funny and absolutely not traumatizing sitcom that is The Bartimaeus Trilogy! Nathaniel just found out that Kitty Jones is indeed very much alive and that his dedicated servant who he APPARENTLY trusted with his whole politician's heart had lied to him. Now he's jealous because how could Bartimaeus, his favorite slave that he cared SO much for, betray his trust and just DUMP him for some commoner GIRL??? After he DIDN'T send him to war??? After he sacrificed his whole career by letting him rest ONE day to save this ungrateful demon's ass??? UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Haha, that was a funny bit, can't wait for the next one. I bet it's to die for

[maraudersoncrack1981]

Peter had a Podcast.

Peter Pettigrew had a FUCKING PODCAST.

[xxxxmoonlightxxx]

also I honestly believe john slattery is an energy vampire