#computer solarballs

[yennswishes1]

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[cosmocosmiccosmivech]

Them on the moon prolly

[raspberrylover28]

Titan will LITERALLY become "the middle earth".

Like, once the Sun becomes a red giant, Saturn will not only be the middle planet of the system, but his orbit will be in the new goldilocks zone. That means Titan's orbit will also be in said zone, which sounds GREAT until you think about it.

Because what if humanity is still around by that time? I severely doubt that after billions of years they still haven't tried colonizing Titan. Once the Sun becomes big enough, even terraformed Mars would be EXTREMELY close to the star and the heat would most likely force the earthlings to abandon Mars's surface entirely. Unless they came up with some insane, sci-fi technology, but let's assume that even if they do, the heat would be unbearable. Plus, by that point Mars could have already been polluted to hell and back, so the earthlings would have to look for a new home either way.

I don't think the earthlings would see Titan as their only option. Jupiter's orbit would also be in the goldilocks zone, even if it was on the warmer side, so Ganymede and Europa could also be good options. Other moons could also become habitable, who knows! But I feel like Titan would be THE earthling colony.

And I don't think Titan would like that.

He wouldn't push the earthlings away, of course not. They're in need of a shelter (AKA a celestial body) in order to survive and Titan is their best option. Plus, Titan might even have a bit of a soft spot for humanity at that point in time, since they're Earth's life and Earth isn't around anymore. Plus, it was an earthling astronaut that discovered life on Titan's surface, even if said astronaut was forced to do it. Titan has to lend them his surface, it's the right thing to do.

But Titan has life too, doesn't he? And a few billion years is more than enough time for it to evolve, become sentient, even! But Titan won't be able to see it grow and shape it's own identity. The earthlings will be there, and they will leave their mark deeply. Sure, maybe Titan's life will develop it's own languages, cultures, holidays, even religions. But in the end, the similarities with the earthling culture would be so obvious that Titan's natives might as well be an earthling country, and not a whole other species. He will become "the middle earth" even to the creatures that crawled out of his oceans. It would be hard not to feel bitter.

To celestial objects, he was Saturn's favorite moon. To the life forms, he's a replacement for Earth. He's always in someone's shadow, nothing is his.

And I feel like he wants something that is his. I think that's why he wanted to start the moon strike in the first place. He wanted to show that he's more than the people around him, that he is strong and kind and compassionate. So people think about him as the leader of the moon revolution, the president of the moon club, the first moon to develop life. So people look up to him.

He constatly acts like he's the morally superior one that does no wrong, it's why he villainizes Ganymede and Europa in the moon club arc. Now that people are looking at him and not his titles, he wants them to see him as his best self. He's not pretending to be a good person, either! He genuinly wants to help people because that's the right thing to do.

But maybe, when millions, if not billions of earthlings are crammed on his surface like sardines, drilling and exploiting and ripping him open, Titan would wonder if it was all worth it.

[p1aid-scarvs]

guess who’s my favorite solarballs character

[sun-ea-sports]

Buncha school doodles

[vampiresfoundmysideshows]

sometimes I get pretty stressed about my art and the only thing that helps is lots of colors and simple shapes.

[thealphavoidofficial]

So lil SolarBalls Au idea (yes I’m in the Fandom lol)

DWARF PLANET ASTRODUDE :D

Computer made an oopsy-doopsy and now he’s a planet lol

Jupiter had given him the Name ASTRO to better fit his new planetoids form as ‘Astrodude’ wouldn’t really fit him that much anymore, he is only a few Km smaller than Mercury, dubbing him the largest of the Dwarf Planets.

[irenecatz]

im NOOMY < — THAT IS ME

other acceptable names:

Irene

Houston

i really like robots and computers and machines and space and SCIENCE! and bugs and lizards and arthropods and sea creatures except dolphins

afab. used to be gay? I don’t know anymore. Fucking identity weird as shit man.

^^ Update…. Onjectum+Posic and Biromantic Lesbian and Bigender are Applicable Labels

She/her is ok ? Sorry if I misgender you my brain defaults to he/him :(( please hit me on the head with a brick until I get it right

My best friend in the whole world ever always is @bl4z33467 . Everyone else is just normal best friend

I reside in : TEXAS. My time zone ? CENTRAL STANDARD. But I say I am living in THE BIG MT CRATER. As their maintenance man. Please get me out.

and fallout!!! < — that is my current Special Interest

In more specific.. the FALLOUT NEW VEGAS DLC, OLD WORLD BLUES

Former special interests …

Puppet history

Itemlabel

Solarballs

Awful hospital

Homestuck

Hotdaga

Portal 1&2

DATABRAWL

Gravity falls

FNAF

A Bunch Of other Stuff

I am a MINOR.. so.. don’t be weird <3 <3 <3 Well. You can be weird just not TOO weird just OK NOT TOO FREAKY. Like i knowabout sex and shit. Ok. Not to freaky.

I am a Third Rate Artist (Tragicomic) Hit Me Up!! FOR REQUESTS! Please! I’m so lonely!

A Self Diagnosed Good Writer (Please, READ AFA!)

(English is my first language but my handwriting is shit and i type like crazy)

I like yaoi… and sometimes yuri…

Otps

Dr. Mobius x Dr. Klein - OWB. FAVORITE OTP.

fuckign INSPECTOR IRRATINO X DEDUCTIVE LOGICO.- MURDLE

maizey x gebra - hotdaga ❤️❤️

these more but im too laYz and we have to move on

Im silly. And an idiot. Please mind the equations. We are a hive mind and we must share each others thoughts and feelings always . Also I fucking hate math.

RP blogs I run (they are all fallout)

@thinktankbigmt - you can probably guess, but this is THE MIGHTY THINK TANK! they will touch you. they are freaky (not. all they do is yap.)

@doctorrrmobius - local grandpa :3 squeezes him until his brain tank pops

@livelaughfantastic - Fantastic. Just- just- fantastic!

We don’t talk about the lobotomite.

YouTube I post my shit on here

Toyhouse need to put more characters on there….

Discord? (it is noomycats !!!!)((please friend me.. am so lonely and need to talkto people …)

Goodbye and have a FANTASTIC day

[woahrarepairsagemare]

' oh youre a tss fan ? '

yes but did you know im also into jims computer weird strict dad mouthwashing solarballs countryballs color balls matsuro aka death palette lomando dot com percy jackson and the olympians heros of olympus trials of apollo enid blyton series like famous 5 or whatever then theres hide and seek with billy need more heat sprunki kaggutabba your wings my wings omori sso lost transfiguration and more

[natsuki-bakery]

⁎˚ ఎ Agere Solarballs HC's ໒ ˚⁎

Could you make some Astrodude and Houston headcanons if that's alright? I would like both regressor and caregiver ones if that's okay

Astrodude as a Caregiver :

•Astrodude is all about making learning fun. He'll teach space facts or science in a way that feels like an adventure, using playful language and imaginative scenarios

•Dada Astro speaks softly and calmly, using his soothing voice to help you feel safe and understood, especially during moments of anxiety or stress

•Creative Games : He creates space-themed games, like pretending they're on a mission to another planet. This not only keeps his sweetheart entertained but also gives you a sense of accomplishment when they "complete" their mission

•Storytelling : Astrodude loves to tell bedtime stories that involve space travel or distant galaxies, often including Houston as a character. These stories help his little one drift off to sleep with dreams of the stars

•He ensures his superstar has comforting items like a starry blanket, a plush spaceship, or glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling to make bedtime cozy and exciting

Houston as a Caregiver :

•Houston is the practical, reliable figure who provides structure. He makes sure you stick to a routine but does so with a gentle and understanding approach

•Houston helps you work through problems by turning challenges into simple, solvable "missions," which they can tackle together. His logical mindset reassures you that everything can be managed !

•During moments of distress or tantrums, Houston stays calm, offering words of reassurance and a steady presence that helps you feel grounded and safe

•Mission Briefing : Papa Houston loves to explain what’s going to happen throughout the day, calling it a “mission briefing,” which helps his sunshine understand and feel in control of their day-to-day activities

•Houston enjoys introducing you to tech-related toys or puzzles that spark curiosity while being fun and interactive. He's great at balancing educational activities with play

Astrodude as an age regressor :

•As a regressor, Astrodude is constantly asking questions and exploring, full of wonder and excitement about everything around him. He sees the world with wide-eyed curiosity and loves learning new things, especially about space

•He often pretends he's on different planets or exploring new galaxies. His imagination is vast, and he loves when Houston joins in on his space adventures

•Comfort Items : Astrodude has a deep attachment to anything space-related, like his favorite plush rocket or a small model of the solar system

•Astrodude is typically a very happy and optimistic regressor, finding joy in the smallest things and spreading that positivity to those around him

•He has a preference for fun, space-themed snacks like star-shaped cookies or "moon cheese." Eating these treats makes him feel like a real astronaut

Houston as an age regressor :

•As a regressor, Houston is more reserved, preferring quieter activities like coloring or building with blocks. He enjoys activities where he can think and focus on

•Even while regressed, Houston likes structure. He prefers to have his toys or activities in a particular order, and this organization helps him feel secure

•Houston gravitates toward more technical toys, like building sets or simple coding games. He finds comfort in the predictability and logic these toys offer

•Soothing Sounds : He enjoys calming background noise, like the hum of machinery or the gentle beeps of a computer. Thes sounds help him relax and feel at ease

If you're in the basic criteria , are DSMP fans, vivziep0p fans , h0tel/h3lluva b0ss fans, Owl h0use fans, St4r butterfly fans, Ghibli fans, ddlg/abdl blogs, nsfw/k!nk blogs, anti-agere blogs, or anti Christians/Christianity blogs : just dont interact !

[yennswishes1]

I AM RUNNING OUT OF CAPTIONS

[cosmocosmiccosmivech]

I was gonna make an actual background for this but I can’t do backgrounds (Astrodude has a magic seatbelt 🤞)

[non-tyrannical-usa]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SOLARBALLS CHARACTER

oh fuck

either computer, S.A.R., or Neptune

[chainera]

what was a moment in solarballs that made you burst into laughter? Or at least that you thought was midly funny?

Hm, probably the mini argument between Astrodude and the computer when Astrodude was exploring Titan’s oceans. There’s probably more moments, but this one is the one I can think of at the top of my head.

[cosmocosmiccosmivech]

Whiteboard art that I drew with my computer mouse can you guess who my favorite solarballs duo is