#she walked so girlfailures after her could RUN

[ruffffffing]

ummmy interpertation of chrysalis. i think she would suck

[bitterbutblue]

girlfailure topaz

h-huh? you were talking to me? ☆ topaz x reader headcanons

~ topaz is a girlfailure when it comes to love and people CANNOT convince me otherwise..~

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⤷ If anyone asked Topaz how she ended up here, she would've just blinked awkwardly and shrug because she doesn't know the answer either. How did one of the top IPC workers become a bumbling, tripping, stuttering mess the second you walked into the room?

⤷ She holds herself as one of the most hard-working IPC workers, climbing from bottom to top, reaching heights that many have to work decade and decades to reach yet she managed in years. But around you? Gone.

⤷ She finds herself stumbling over her words, cheeks heating up at your smallest gestures. Hell, the first time you smiled at her she excused herself to the bathroom to just sit down for a minute because why was her heart beating so fast?

⤷ She tells herself she's just admiring a fellow coworker, that she is just a fan of how hard you work but seriously, who looks at their coworker with the softest, most loving gaze and a stupid smile on their face?

⤷ Topaz is gay but she doesn't know it yet.

⤷ She only realises it could be something more that day she came back after Jarilo-VI. Aventurine's words stung more than she'd like to admit but you were waiting for her at her desk with this stupidly cute worried expression that had her throat going dry and all her disappointment just dissipated in that moment. And then you hug her and fuck.

⤷ She stumbles over her words, face turning red and she averts eye contact, galaxy blue eyes darting all over the office and looking at everything and everyone but you. You just laugh.

⤷ You ask her out on Valentine's day and she swears she died that day. You waited for her, even after hours of overtime. You stood outside with a beautiful topaz necklace and you ask her if she would be free for a date and she dies. She straight up evaporates on the spot. Her face goes so red you were worried her head would blow. But she says yes. (And Aventurine filmed it all)

⤷ Dating Topaz is difficult because of how dedicated to her work she is. You never see her much and you don't get to spend time together but she always makes time for you no matter how short the time is. She texts you 'Good morning! <3' every day, and 'Rest well, baby~' every night. She loves you.

⤷ But she would NEVER be able to do any of this in person. The first time you kissed her she stumbled over her words so bad you thought she was having a stroke. She can barely form a coherent sentence around you for the next few days.

⤷ Every time you touch her face or cup her cheeks, she goes brick red and will NOT be able to look at you in the eyes. She turns even redder if you start cooing at how cute she looks with her face red.

⤷ She will walk out of a meeting like the most girlboss, put together, confident woman ever but the second you run up to her and give her a hug all that just fades and she begins giggling to herself and blushing and you love her so much.

⤷ She's really just a loser deep down and you love her for that <3

[hansslut]

you belong to me ⋆🪽

҂ summary: jackie being possessive over reader before they even start dating and even more after cause she's a lil obsessed pookie :3

҂ warnings: a lil bit of jackie ghostface cuz i had to add it SORRY 😣

҂ a/n: posting this early cuz i got 2 nat fics hopefully coming in today so :D ( scared this is gonna flop )

you guys were friends but really only talked in school and when you had soccer practice

if she saw misty or natalie talking to you she'd immediately shoot daggers at them w her eyes and then just walk off

but if she saw them HITTING on you, not just talking, GIRL SHE'D RIIIIOOOOOTTTT you bet your ass she'd make everyone but you run the whole field 10 times

always helping you with anything cause "i know you can do it but i dont want you to tire yourself out im gonna do it for you i dont mind" and AAAAALWAYS buying you lunch

knows all your friends, the places you hangout at, your house, your favourite sports, your phone number, EVERYTHING

nowww after y'all start dating.. this girl isn't resting one bit

always attached to your hip 24/7

seeing u abt to talk w a random girl and going like "who was she?what did she want?do you know her?ok but why didn't you tell me about it?" and you're just ":0 i couldn't even say hi to her-" "AND????why do you need to say hi to her??"

she's the strongest believer of you don't need a girl bsf if you got a girlfriend and yk what she's right

always having sleepovers at your place cause she 'wants to protect you'

YK THAT ONE SCENE WHERE JACKIE TELLS SHAUNA "i was trying to save you" THAT BUT WITH GHOSTFACE JACKIE

she'd see misty trying to make a move on you ( she was just asking you when you can come over to her house so she can help with hw, BUT ALSO MAAAAYBE A LIL BIT HITTING ON YOU ) and when night comes you go to misty's house, only to find ghostface standing on top of her with blood dripping from the knife and being splattered all over the mask..

ofc that makes you scared SHITLESS you're like oh my god what the fuck jesus christ 😟 and then jackie pulls off the mask and goes "i was trying to save you, im sorry you had to see me like this>:( but it's okay now you're safe :D" and you were thinking SAFE FROM WHAT?????MISTY QUIGLEY????? but you still ran back to jackie cause HOW COULD YOU NOT💕💕

ANYWAYS UHM... she's just a desperate sad little girlfailure loser that needs love, does it really matter if she killed someone for you? she wants your love!!!!

[sea-lanterns]

Hear me out. Furina as a mean girl in college Au. Except she's bullying herself because she's horrible to you. Her anxiety of talking to you is so bad it's always make her lose her cool, sound agressive and make weird face.

"Why are you hair like that today ? 🤨"

-> OMG, you look really cute, I don't know what to say !

"Where did you find these thing you're are wearing ? 😒"

-> I don't know this brand but you look so good in it, I need to sponsor them.

"Hey ! Look before you when you walk 😠"

-> You will get hurt...

Girlfailure Furina is often seen hitting her head on a wall. She's sure you are hating her. Clearing this misunderstanding will take a whole shojo plot.

LFKAJFISD FURINA’S THOUGHTS AREN’T TRANSLATING WELL WITH HER WORDS 😭😭

Furina, mentally: Did she fell from heaven? Shes got the face of an angel…

What actually comes out of Furina’s mouth: Good heavens! Did you fall on your face?

And then afterwards Furina screams and runs off, hitting her head against the wall because she just can’t say anything right when it comes to you. You don’t even get upset or sad, you’re just confused because Furina blurts out a loud “FUCK.” After she says something, and then runs off before you could say anything more.

…I swear, mean girl Furina is capable. She really can be 😨

[shaunamilfman]

Vampire!Jackie Drabble

Summary: "You meet Jackie for the first time as she's unsuccessfully trying to blot out a suspicious red stain with a napkin."

A/N: girlfailure vampire Jackie who can't hunt. 🥰

nsfw mention

You meet Jackie Taylor for the first time as she frets over the state of her shirt in the bathroom. She's unsuccessfully trying to blot out a suspicious red stain with a napkin. You looked curiously at her after you finished washing your hands and asked, "What's wrong?". She glanced up, the frustration evident on her face. 

"Oh, I just got some red wine all over my shirt." She lied unconvincingly. You hesitated for a moment because you definitely thought it was blood, but it was midterms and you were delirious enough from lack of sleep that you decided not to question it. 

You shrugged your bag off of one shoulder to riffle through the pockets. She watched you curiously as you reached into your bag and gingerly handed her a tide pen. Her face lights up as she starts immediately blotting at the stain. "Thanks!" She said cheerfully, and you waved her off as you left the bathroom.

… 

It's a few days later as you're working the night shift at a coffee shop. You weren't sure what the point of a 24/7 coffee shop was, but it pays the bills and doesn't overlap with classes. You're bent down fiddling with a bag of coffee beans trying to look busy when you hear the soft sounds of someone clearing their throat. You reluctantly stand up and look towards the counter when you see her again. 

You eye her curiously as you almost never actually get customers beyond your regulars this late. Her face lights up as she sees you and you can't quite quell the way you smile in response. She excitedly holds up one finger as she starts rummaging through her purse. She pulls out your tide pen and you tentatively lay out a hand for it. 

"You could have kept it." You say honestly, "I have more. I wasn't looking for it." She grins softly at you. 

"I could've?" She asks. She raises her hand back up. "Give it back then." She says teasingly. You shake your head playfully as you drop it in your apron pocket.

"Nope," You say. "It's mine now." She scoffs but the smile doesn't leave her face. 

… 

She shows up regularly after that to talk to you. There's rarely more than three people in here at a time this late: it's why you chose this shift in the first place, as it gave you plenty of time to catch up on assignments behind the counter. 

That's why you're pretty surprised when you realize that you aren't all that upset about her monopolizing your time. There's something about her that's so magnetizing. You spend more time thinking about her than you're comfortable admitting. She's even started to invade your dreams. 

You keep dreaming of her smile. You figure she must be self conscious of it because she's started to cover her mouth with her hand sometimes when she starts to laugh. You aren't sure what changed, but you desperately wish she wouldn't. You wonder if her teeth would feel as sharp as they looked. 

You're starting to get pretty worried about her, actually. She's been acting weirder in other ways as well. Every time she comes in she looks a little paler, a little weaker. You're worried enough that you start offering her food on the house, which you've never done for anyone before. She would just shake her head fondly and start talking about one of her classes.

One night you get the courage to ask her if you can kiss her. Her face lights up and she leans forward to kiss you. You can’t help but notice how sharp some of her teeth are, but you get distracted too quickly to think much of it.

… 

It's been a few days since the last time she came in, and you're admittedly very worried about her. You keep hanging around the building you initially met her in, but it must have been a one off because you never seem to run into her. 

You're walking home after your shift when you hear the clang of a trash can lid but the ground. You look over and can't help but scoff as you see her seemingly making out with some girl in an alleyway. This is what she was so busy with? You think angrily. Your righteous indignation fades away quickly when you hear her curse as she pulls away. 

"Damn it." She complains, "Not again." You watch with wide eyes at the blood spurting out from the other girl's neck soaks Jackie. You can see the streetlight glinting off of her… Teeth? Fangs? You wonder. 

Jackie stands there pouting, covered in blood looking like a wet dog. She crosses her arms moodily staring at the corpse on the ground as she makes an annoyed whining noise. 

You almost trip as you start hurriedly stepping backwards. She looks up and finally seems to realize you're there. She steps towards you but stops at your look of terror. She gives you a desperate look as she tries to explain but you take off running down the street to your apartment. 

… 

You're standing in the middle of your room trying to calm yourself down, which isn't helped by the loud knocks from your balcony door. You look over to see her unmistakable figure silhouetted against the curtain. “Let me in Y/N. I can explain.” She says. You laugh wryly. 

"You never wanted to be my friend! You were just trying to eat me!" You accuse. She scoffs, looking offended. 

"Just because I'm a vampire that means I had to be trying to eat you? That's speciesist." She says indignantly. 

"Speciesist." You repeat slowly in disbelief. 

"Yep," She confirms. "That's what I said." Nope. You think, and lay on your bed to go to sleep.

You groan as you hold your pillow tighter over your ears. “I know you can hear me!” She whines from your balcony. She’s been pleading with you for hours to invite her into your apartment to talk about it. 

Your initial fear from finding out she’s a vampire has long since faded the longer she begged as it reminded you how absolutely pitiful she could be. You have found, however, that your jealousy still hasn't faded in the slightest. Perhaps it was a little ridiculous, but you couldn’t help but feel jealous that she would bite someone else when she could have asked you.

You finally get out of bed and throw the balcony door open. She stands just outside the doorway watching you carefully. “Why her?” You ask sharply. She sends you a curious look. 

"Who?" She asks. 

"The girl. In the alleyway." You say slowly. She shrugs. 

"I don't know her name. She was just there." She says. "I'm not very good at hunting." She wrinkles her nose in disgust. “It gets messy when they fight, as you've probably guessed." She gestures vaguely at all of her. 

She sighs loudly and looks embarrassed as she admits, "I usually pay someone to let me feed from them but she went abroad this semester."

You soften slightly and ask teasingly, "Is that why you looked like shit recently?" She looks offended but ultimately nods.

You stare at her for a few moments out of sheer disbelief before surging forward to kiss her in the doorway. She reciprocates happily, you can feel the corners of her mouth lifting in a grin. You make her promise not to drink from anyone else before you’ll invite her in.

… 

"And you're not going to bite too hard?" You ask pointedly. She sighs dramatically and holds out her pinky. You reach up to link your pinkies together. 

"One time and you never get over it." She whines. You scoff. 

"I looked like I got mauled by a bear." You retort. She preens at the perceived compliment and you roll your eyes. "Yeah, you're a mighty hunter, I get it." You tease. She maturely chooses to stick her tongue out at you. 

You laugh quietly, gathering her hair into your hand and wrapping it around your first. "Okay, Baby." You say, leading her towards your neck. She lunges forward the second the words leave your mouth, but groans painfully as she tugs hard on her own hair. 

She looks pitiful as you give her a warning glance. She avoids your eyes as she stares hungrily at your neck. "Last chance," You say. She nods and chooses not to fight against your grip this time as you lead her head towards your neck once again. 

She releases a pleased sounding whine the second her teeth slip into your neck. You rut down hard against her lap out of instinct and Jackie's hands move up to rest lightly on your hips, pulling you gently against her.

You can feel the way the cords of muscle flex beneath her skin like steel wires. Jackie's the most powerful being you've ever met. And you’ve got her wrapped around your finger.