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thundersarts · 2 months ago

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quidditch it couple jegulus but no one has seen them together in public in over a month and their stans are freaking out and 'prediction' and 'insider' pages are posting about their breakup. hell runs loose when the magpies' official page posts about regulus black joining the team

some people start taking that as both a confirmation for their breakup and the reason for it: regulus black switching teams and joining puddlemere's — james' team — biggest rival

'child of divorce' trending on twitter, people taking sides on the narrative created by the media, claims all around about not believing in love anymore, discussions about whether sirius would be an asshole if he sided either with his brother or with his best friend

and all the while james is telling regulus he will absolutely not wear a magpies jersey but he will behave and keep it to only bashing on twitter when they're against each other. regulus is being a little shit and asking james if he's gonna have a heart attack when he sees POTTER sprawled in the back of his magpies jersey in a couple of years and there's not much talking after that

#competitive bastards #i love them so very much #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #james potter #regulus black #marauders #james potter x regulus black #james x regulus #marauders era #the marauders #gay dead wizards #jeggy hcs

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dizzybizz · 11 months ago

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being dragged back into my sdv hyperfixation kicking and screaming and it's expanded now. this is august, he doesn't really know what he's doing or what's happening but he's rolling with it.

morris' sad sprite when he saw me going through a trash can caught me so off guard. why is he sad about it.

no stop don't go through that trash can what are you doing that's gross stop it 😢💔

#im prolly gonna mostly post abt him on my sdv sideblog 😙#felt like posting this scribble page on main to show yall my newest guy my newest fella my newest bastard #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley expanded #sdve #sdv farmer #sdv morris #my art #he likes. being the best. coming out on top. winning. he takes any (perceived and actual) competition deadly serious #but when he wins he just. is very silly about it. all “AHHa h i win im the best i bested you all at your own game on my first try”#<- collected a few more eggs than everyone else

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sariphantom · 2 years ago

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Day 2 of @zee-rambles ‘s Rise April Art Challenge: Competition

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ratatatastic · 5 days ago

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Guess Who? Global Series Panthers edition.

my favourite dynamic for dumb games that don't particularly matter is sore loser who's trying not to be a sore loser and man who acts like winning means he gets the keys to the city rather than just a participation sticker

#eetu luostarinen #niko mikkola #florida panthers #2425 #the global series is a gift #if not because we get to make the finns sit down and do dumb stuff for us in the name of patriotism #im sorry pairing mikksy and luosty for content will always be funny #because of the way mikksy tries to downplay the irrational need of needing to completely destroy him (in competition) (but also-)#but also both of them choosing their fellow finns because god forbid they choose anyone else #you two are so predictable #“well ive got a 25% (to win) right now if i guess... (guesses despite the bad odds)”#the inherent need to destroy luosty calls to him because luosty is insufferable when he wins #but has mikksy considered hes worse when HE wins #TOOK THE 25% CHANCE TO BET ON LUOSTY BEING AN EGOISTICAL BASTARD SO WHO LOOKS BAD NOW #on par with “close your eyes for this part. what colour is mikkolas eyes”#[mikksy blocking the side of his face so if luosty cheats he cant win to which luosty doesnt cheat and still loses]#LUOSTY SMKRKING TOO OH HE KNEW #MIKKSY IS SO INSUFFERABLE WHEN HE WINS #THE SHARED LOOK OF GLEE WHEN HE REALISES ITS SASHA #“thats easy! thats too easy!! (sore loser)” “well try mine now (man who is literally set up luosty for success so he doesnt get sulky)”#“i mean... is it mo?” “(laughs of utter disbelief and a little concern)” LUOSTY YOU JUST ASKED THE ARE THEY CANADIAN QUESTION #AND MIKKSY SAID NO. WHAT DO YOU THINK PAUL IS?????#also this most likely being filmed after the “i think mikkola curses at me in finnish” saga MAKES ME CRY LUOSTY STOP TEASING MIKKSY #POOR MAN WAS SWEATING HAVING TO DENY IT AND SAY PAUL WAS JUST BEING FUNNY PLEASEEEE #“almost... lundy 😄” “of course it is” PLEASE #this just in the kitten has teeth now so hes on his way to being paul huh 😭😭😭😭#crying i love these two so much my emotional support finn pair

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mmelolabelle · 6 months ago

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my fave random hotd addition to canon is that house arryn actually has the strongest genes in the seven kingdoms

#jace and jeyne arryn?#aemma and rhaenyra and luke?#bastard discourse made irrelevant by arryn genes absolutely obliterating the competition #‘we’ll let some of the targaryens inherit silver hair as treat but NO MORE’#greatest cheekbones in the seven kingdoms and the STARE #played an absolute blinder #rhaenyra targaryen #aemma arryn #jacaerys velaryon #lucerys velaryon #jeyne arryn #house arryn

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whereismyhat5678 · 7 months ago

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ALSO

Have been meaning to do one of these for a while!! :DD (These are always so fun 💥💥)

Gustavo:

Pizza Head:

Anton:

And Annie:

Ah yes, I want my gender to be all of them- 🙏

Oh and here’s the og if you wanna do it too!

#Pizza Tower #ANTONBLAST #Okay ngl. Gustavo has some competition right now with Anton-#Gustavo’s my number 1. It’s just- DAMN is Anton just a character I love!!#Although I will say Anton and Annie are pretty equal in the department for me #I legit JAM playing as both!!#Oh yeah and I can’t forget the bastard Pizza Head!! ✨✨😁😁#(I love how absolutely diabolical he is)#Pizza Head #Gustavo #Anton #Dynamite Anton #Annie #Dynamite Annie

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prince-raisins-art · 1 year ago

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i ♥️ soggy and pathetic men 🥰

#my art #loz #loz phantom hourglass #linebeck #hes been my f/o since like highschool 🥰#my limp and faggy little babygirl #@ all 10 of you in the linebeck fanclub on here: i bring you sustenance. you are welcome <3 #ive been going through his tag recently too and i love that we all end up drawing him while solely controlled by our libido #nobody can draw him as the sweaty little bastard he really is and i find the phenomenon so fascinating #I SAY THIS WHILE ALSO DOING THE SAME THING I AM NOT IMMUNE TO LINEBECK BIMBOFICATION #also congrats to him for beating ghirahim at the tumblr sexyman competition last october im so proud of you baby #this was also a redraw of something i did in highschool btw :)#if you ask nicely i will show it to you guys but you cant laugh #kais f/os

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royalarchivist · 2 years ago

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Spreen: *cursing out Tubbo and trying to pick a fight*

Quackity: *silently watching in amused horror while another competitor shouts "KISS KISS KISS" in the background*

Tubbo: *completely ignoring everything Spreen said* SI, SI, MUY BIEN :D

#Squidcraft #Tubbo #Quackity #MCYT #Elspreen #Spreen #Frickin Quackity and Tubbo's expressions in this entire thing killed me #BUT YOU KNOW WHAT KILLED ME MORE?? EDITING THIS BASTARD #vegas crashed on me 10 times and took 4 minutes to render a 20 second clip I was THIS close to committing unspeakable acts of violence #anyways #For those of you who don't know: Spreen is one of Quackity's friends and he's a very sweet young man #This is just. you know. aggressive friendliness #:'D #But anyways yeah Spreen is /j he's just competitive and having fun #and Tubbo indirectly caused the death of one of Spreen's friends so Spreen's running with the bit #we're all having fun here no drama #Everyone who doesn't know Spreen: Oh my gosh he's so aggressive D:#Tubbo; who is as much of a Bastard as Spreen is: *having the time of his life*#do I need to like. put a tw on profanity or threats or something #frickin Quackity's face 20 seconds in though. it kills me #Edited

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jays-supersonic-dynamo · 2 years ago

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tfw you and your fellow teen ninja both catch pokémon at around the same time, so you compete to train it better than your rival

#my art #ninjago #lego ninjago #pkmn au #jay walker #cole brookstone #jay ninjago #cole ninjago #ok to tag as ship if you want 👍 idc #oh s1 designs. it is so strange to draw you #like no scars? sleeved cole? short hair? crazy #i’d like to imagine they caught shinx and trapinch like. same episode time #but i don’t think shinx is a desert pokemon. i’d like it if it was but #anyways! pokemon au :) my beloved #shinx is all about being competitive and a bastard she’s like that #trapinch has no fucking clue what’s going on. send help he’s just vining #*vibing

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setsunas-genshin-edits · 2 years ago

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Did you know. Jean's summer outfit has a turtle shaped pendant :)

#i wish i had this outfit but im a stingy bastard who is competitively f2p soo

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alans-maladaptive-daydreams · 2 years ago

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📢OBEY ME NIGHTBRINGER SPOILER📢

My honest reaction:

#sOLOMON YOU BASTARD #Not me getting competitive with HIM #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me solmare #obey me solomon #obey me asmodeus #obey me mc #obey me screen #obey me capture #obey me lesson spoiler

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a-thrilling-performance · 9 months ago

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“Let’s blow this scene to ashes, and burn away the past in a blaze of fuckin’ glory.”

– Stay out of my way. || Introduction –

Dear Detectives, running from the boredom of their past, they now leave a trail of red and screams in their wake. Let’s give an exciting welcome to our two new hunters, the Thrillseeker and the Radio Star!

Don’t get too close though… they won’t hesitate to cut you down.

– You’re a fucked up little whiny bitch. || BLOG RULES –

The blog rules are the usual basics (Racism, homophobes, and the like are not allowed. This is a safe space for everyone!) and this blog is a SFW blog. Flirting, suggestiveness and such is fine, just don’t go completely overboard!

This blog is both a roleplay and an ask blog. Any responses will, for the most part, consist of written responses! Any IDV characters (canon, OC, crossover, au, etc. etc.) are free to interact!

The mun is currently still in school, so, please be patient with her!!

Remember that muses do not equal mun/mod. That being said, dark topics will arise in the future! You have been warned in advance 🫡

Current Event: N/A

Recurring Events: The Runner and The Trickster

#woah guys Cleo is back real #and she has a friend with her!!#and maybe some other stuff but #that’s besides the point for now #teehee #shoutout to my wife for helping me out with this #while I was struggling with fucking goddamn bastard of an orphan HAMILTON #Yami not only drew these two together #but also made the template <3 #I love my wife guys she’s the best #everyone else can go home Yami wins best person ever competition #||#idv oc blog #the radio star || tricksty #the thrillseeker || cleo

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depressedhatakekakashi · 2 years ago

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