#company man through and through

[petit-papillion]

A Short Story in Two Parts: Part 1

Charles signing a Ferrari for its owner

Maranello | 21 March 2023

Part 2

[nots0br0k3nghst]

Made a Canto VI inspired thingie with our boy of the day Heath!! Man this canto is so bonkers

[wormboyfriendcentralstation]

heathcliff: i killed cathy...... im a horrible person in every timeline. my revenge killed her. my remorse literally broke through timelines.

catherine who got back at heathcliff by stealing a house to remodel into the Magic Cocaine Labyrinth after draining the financial assets of england's least tragically ill victorian man, making carmen contact her copyright lawyers by sealing her ambiguously dead body into a glass tank while her brain powers a building, and potentially hiring the Mueseumafia of Modern Art because if she pays them with cash she doesnt have to report her Green-Energy-Human-Tank Powered Hydrogen Bomb Basement Factory's earnings to the IRS or whatever the city uses: 'tis what you get for trying to boyfail without your girlboss, methinks 😇😇😇😇😇

[benevolenterrancy]

ZHUZHI-LANG IS BACK! excuse me, for the next 20 pages I shall be experiencing pure rapturous joy (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*˖⁠♡

EDIT: STOP BULLYING HIM ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

[yarnacle]

there's something so delicious about two [assumedly, ive not scoured their wikipedia articles] straight men being so comfortable with each other. something so comforting in knowing that yeah they've got this wackass sexual tension on screen and [supposedly] off and they're described as each other's boyfriends jokingly and there are endless jokes about their homoerotic relationship and yknow what. they're just fine with that. they say they love each other and they're physically affectionate and they shower each other with compliments and they make fucking soup for each other and. and they're just so soft. there's something so tasty about that. that that's something that's just fine. they are, for all of the jokes and weird energy, best friends and they've got sketchy undertones but they just. are something. and it's weird and vaguely indescribable but that's fine and. and it's just so. i go a bit feral over them.

[meowdyjac]

It’s like an infection on my brain. Anyways, Sam and max lethal company.

Max is fine btw

[fatedroses]

Mortal attachments and when trying to build up your henchman goes terribly wrong.

[ra-vio]

I've been chanting this like a spell

[foreverfruit]

i think they’d be neat friends :D (THEY DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER 😭😭😭)

also, i’m not entirely great at digital art (or art in general), but if anyone seeing this has constructive criticism, i’m all ears!

[diodellet]

cw: unbeta'd rambling once more, all mistakes are mine. vague references to true crime content, nothing graphic. just thinking of what would discomfort the charas, im basically throwing darts 🥴

i hc'd that kalim doesnt really get scared by ghosts and urban legends and to add onto that: i think kalim would be icked out by people with an interest in true crime.

like, the content hits uncomfortably close to his own encounters and some people frankly take a bit too much pleasure in going through all the gory details - wait, you're telling him there are people who fall asleep while listening to true crime podcasts?! on that note, some psychological thrillers (especially the 'adapted from true events' kind, compared to the 'dystopic social commentary' ones) would also fit into this category - just being plain uncomfortable to sit through, a movie/podcast/tv experience making him sick to his stomach.

i just think that kalim doesn't get the appeal at all, no matter the explanation. if someone tried to show him a few cases, he'd just be sitting in uncomfy silence.

(on the flipside, i think jamil hates horror movies with an abundance of jumpscares compared to slashers. he has an uncanny sense foretelling when they're gonna happen, but he still flinches during the actual jumpscare. bonus points if a fakeout is good, u get to see his soul jump out of his body twice.

on the topic of true crime, jamil just doesn't vibe with it, especially when it's not well-researched and/or poorly handled in its delivery. and like, he's already gotten the fearmongering-type of warnings* from the adults in his life plenty of times. he doesn't want to see it packaged in a spooky, edgy, internet detective-way, but he's more rational? understanding? of its appeal to others.)

[bandzboy]

i am just so tired absolutely TIRED of seeing stans, especially hybe stans, justifying groups being overworked when literally there are so many idols under this company alone right now they are injured and on break because they are being overworked and you want me to just see this and act normally when two idols from two different groups i stan are going through a hard time?? I AM NOT GONNA BE NORMAL this should enrage a lot of people BUT IT NEVER DOES or it does for a very small period of time and then the contents and music comes out and all of that goes out of the window and it's sickening that you have to beg people to care about idols' well being when that should be a given since you are their fan??

[goldenlandfiascos]

Jealousy.

Even Natsuhi is surprised at Eva using her first name...

[cherrymangos]

soooo here's a ffxiv update: I finally finished the requirements to be a second storm lieutenant and got the coat! It was.. really annoying grabbing all the hunting logs. Not a fan gotta say.

But to get that new rank in the grand company I had to do... the dreaded aurum vale. And the party I ended up getting were soooo sweet omg. I ended up DC'ing halfway through the dungeon and they waited for me to come back and were so cool.

They thought I was a sprout though... and admittedly I didn't have the heart to correct them. It'd been a long day and it was late and I was tired. But one of 'em recognized Trigun and Vash Stampede! They thought it was super cool and I thought THEY were super cool :]

Also after I finished the seasonal event I ran into Mario. Pretty neat if I do say so.

[talktonytome]

Hannibal season 3b au where everything is the same except Antony Dimmond lives and visits Hannibal at BSHCI. Freddie goes crazy with the Will and Antony comparisons: EUROPEAN GRAHAM LOOK ALIKE SEEN VISITING HANNIBAL THE CANNIBAL: IS LECTER RECEIVING CONJUGAL VISITS FROM ACROSS THE POND?? and Will is absolutely livid. The first time Will visits Hannibal, Antony is on his way out; Will glares daggers while Antony just gives him a smug smile and Alana is honestly done with all of them. During one of his petty sessions with Bedelia, Will asks her how Antony knows Hannibal and she gleefully replies, “He offered to help Hannibal… untwist in Florence, though I suppose there was some twisting involved as well. Quite handsome, isn’t he? And very decidedly not.. twitchy” *said while looking will up and down* (derogatory)

[mommytimmy]

useless men letting mom do all the work

[splatcat64]

I DIDN’T FAIL!! I made some redraws of some reaaally old art. Finally Tusk posting up here.

OLD DRAWINGS:

And bonus tusk doodle