#command melody

[inspiteofganon]

ahem. so is there a reason nobody ever talks about the seagull thing and Command Melody or

[evangelina-loz]

“Command Melody”

[weepingtalecowboy]

Wind is an Anarchist nightmare and he will set the entire castle on fire while bitchos is asking himself if Caleb was ever this evil and gremlin like

blondeswap!Hunter: I was born and raised to fight. To be a soldier. To be a hero guard. My life has never been my own: it was always my destiny to be a weapon. Nobody would understand what that was like - until now. Now I have met others whose destiny it is to fight. To be a weapon, in service of a goddess instead of a tyrant. Maybe amongst these others, maybe among people who truly understand what it's like to live a life where your destiny is already chosen, but have come out the other side happy - maybe I can learn how to be happy, too. Maybe I can learn how to live.

blondeswap!Wind: what the FUCK is a glyph??? I'm gonna kill Belos

[tutuca0-0]

Awwww pequeños extraterrestres gays ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ

[shisasan]

by Zoltán Boros & Gabor Szikszai

[shnowyfox]

i also drew this one

time for my top surgery oh goodie

"Oh hi grandpa" what

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Distant Melody

Oona's song is like a twisted dinner chime. All the faeries return home, but it is Oona who feasts—on the stolen dreams and rumors they serve her.

Artist: Omar Rayyan TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[skullislandproductions]

Profiles in History - Two presidents I think we can all agree on, Abrahare Lincoln and George Washingduck. Happy Presidents’ Day!

[stephen9260]

River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Mara Jade River Song is just like Ma-

[salami-dono]

This was part of another lesson in "How NOT to Draw Kandy." I should probably focus on how he should be drawn! That is not Kandy. THAT is Dr. Jester. I know his face...

I have thought of giving Dr. Jester the ability to take control of his minions remotely. That's why we keep seeing scary Kandy.

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Abyssal: Caffeine never keeps me awake while I work, so instead, I have CPU periodically send me a message saying ‘we need to talk.’

Abyssal: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Bob: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Boopkins: That’s called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.

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Domain: *raises eyebrows*

SMG3: Put those back down!

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SMG4: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

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Meggy: I’m telling you, we're competent!

Boopkins, rushing in: Meggy! Mario tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Abyss: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Tulip: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices.

Tulip: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time instead of staying in a dark shop for 42 hours.

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Mario, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.

Luigi, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.

Luigi, now looking directly at Mario: Die.

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Bowser Jr: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.

Cody: That is not something you actually have installed.

Bowser Jr: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG OPINION.

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Commander Valiant: Your majesty, Tama, I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?

Queen Melody, stabilizing a tower of folding chairs where Tama sits atop: Oh nothing much.

Tama: Fun!

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Tulip: How are you today?

Juliano: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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Domain: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.

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Ambrosia: Oh my Bliss... Do you know what this is?

Nimbus: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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*post revolution and all that. Dale got to see him for a few moments*

Dale: You’re alive.

Andrew: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Bob: Hey, sis, have you seen that photographer? The one that ran off with everyone's money?

Marcy: Nope. Have you seen the meat tenderizer?

Bob: Wait, what?

Marcy, grabbing the meat tenderizer out of the drawer: Don't worry about it.

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Lil Coding: I got an idea!

Cody: Does it involve breaking the law?

LC: By now don’t you think that’s a given?

Cody: I was just trying to be optimistic.

LC: Don’t bother.

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Juliano: Whenever I wake up on a meetup day, there is a few moments where I wonder what would happen if I didn't show up.

*distant sounds of screaming*

Juliano: And then I remember that Swag is usually in town, and I'd like some of the kingdom to stay intact.

[duckapus]

Some ideas that I want to write something for when I find the time and motivation:

Idea 1: Ecolo convinces Abyssal to come to a meeting of the Suzuran High Physics Club, because he wants his friends to meet and be friends with each-other. This also leads to Abyssal finding out that SMG21 enrolled at Suzuran High at some point and joined the club, and she apparently goes by Kira Nadja now. She insists that it's just because enrolling under an acronym and serial number instead of a "real" name would've either been dismissed as a joke or drawn too much attention, but it's clear that she prefers her new name over her official designation.

Idea 2: Sparring match between Commander Valiant and Bandana Waddle Dee, because they've ended up spending a lot of time around each-other thanks to how close Her Majesty and the Great King are, they have not missed how similar their personalities and roles within their respective universes are, and they figure that this would be a good way to get to know one another better and earn each-other's respect.

Idea 3: Cole, Frenzy, and by accident Frenzy's friend Crown the Saphire get dragged along on a Teen Squad Adventure, making them official members of the Teen Squad (whether they like it or not).

Idea 4: While Peony and Doppelganger Arle are doing magic studies the fact that "Pierrot" is actually a stage name comes up in passing and she comes up with "Dapple" as her "real" name on the spot. She plays off the fact that she's been going by Pierrot as thinking that Dapple is too plain for a performer, while Peony reassures her that it sounds lovely.

[dum-dum12345]

Never thought i wooukd do something like this

[kindestegg]

Brazilians are doing unspeakable things to gringo music that you wouldn't even dream about

[darth-caillic]

Congrats to the winners of the kissing poll: Melody!

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[shnowyfox]

List of Marv ships you have?

Marvin X Daffy

Marvin X Bugs

Marvin X Taz

In my first interpretation of the looney tunes world, Marvin is married to Bugs and Daffy and lives with them in a big lovely home. Taz and him are mates (as in romantic partners) as well but Taz instead lives in a cave on the property. I need to rewrite it, and if anything, this would be better for my antwerp/daffy/marvin/taz pairing but i havent gotten around to writing that very much yet. Taz is also not romantically involved with Daffy or Bugs but they get along fine as long as Taz isn't causing too much property damage.

this interpretation also has a lot of self insertion on marvin so its a little too personal to share most of the stories i've written on it, but maybe one day!

for the alternate marvins, as i said, antwerp has an almost identical relationship with Bugs Daffy and Taz, though i am considering dropping Taz from that polycule. X-2 I ship with Dodgers and cadet, whom are all dating each other.