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haha.....so where's the fic of fyodor kidnapping kunikida so he can act as a mother for aya....I mean where is it so I don't read it? Bc who would even want a fic like that? That's super weird. And problematic. And that definitely shouldn't be written. Especially if the fic had some fyodor/kunikida action and he calls kunikida his wife....that would just be awful! And disgusting! so someone send me a link so that I can keep it in my bookmarks so I know not to read it. Guys? Are you there? Come on guys stop messing around-
#come on you guys im being serious!!!#stop playing around this is rly important!#kunikida#kunikida doppo#fyodor#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd#bungo stray dogs#fyokuni#aya#aya bsd
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shout out to vic michaelis for their presentation in the smartypants premiere that made me do so much research about vegetables and hawaiian colonization around 5 minutes after i watched a guy say spiderman should say every racial slur
#crunchyposts#both are equally valuable to me if im being serious that was very useful research and also demi's presentation made me cackle so hard#smartypants#i really like this show can you tell lol#anyways after this research i CAN confirm the dole company comes from hawaiian colonization#and botanists dont think vegetables are real but chefs do#i cant find anything on dole vegetable marketing yet all i get are fucking. dole website shit ab their vegetables#100#150#btw this is not me calling demi just some guy hes such a good comedian i just wrote this on impulse so my brain wasnt clear#200
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transfem loop + siffrin... you agree
i does agree.... i does in fact ... write a 7k word essay on the subject..... if you would like to perhaps click that link and read it if you were not already aware...... kisses u on the forehead......... sorry its that long but i had to cover all of my bases you know how it is with textual analysis when you're trying to draw a distinction between "headcanon" and "reading of the text" because those are different things.... to meeeeeeee.......
#a headcanon is when i say shit like loop has feetie pyjamas.#a reading of the text is when i go jesus christ dude im not sure someone that repressed has a particularly great grasp on their ideal Self#lucabytetalks#isat spoilers#back on the homestuck tangent sometimes i think about how ppl picked up on the trans coding of roxy but were so set in their ways that#they thought it mustve been in the past and not a potential future... and then got real mad about a character being like.#complexly transmasc with a nuianced relationship to gender and not Easily Brushed Off Before The Narrative Begins Binary Trans Woman#one of the few times i think ive seen it be That way around? but i think it comes down to that whole. visible transgenderism happening#during the plot vs Invisible transgenderism that shh its okay you dont have to actually think about you can just say for brownie points#BUT MAYHAPS THAT IS MEAN. mayhaps that is mean. but i know what i saw back in the day.#sighs homestuck tangent over anyway uhhh yeah hold on isat fans ill throw you a new bone instead of getting off topic uhhh#isabeau seems like such a pragmatic planner to me i think theyve got contingency plans for whatever family they want to have in future#logical nerd with his transition timeline planned out and it includes a flowchart with an 'IF partner has X then i need Y to have a kid'#shrodingers op isabeau . guy with a gender spreadsheet and punnet squares. i think it being that methodical is funny#it also speaks to his occasional hesitance but thats too dark of a read i think im not going to stake anything serious on that#i have thoughts on isa but they're more obviously aligned with what he literally says with his words in-game. not really much worth#elaborating on besides poking at how his insecurities and appeasement to others might inform his literal decisions#i have maybe a few bullet points in my head for him. not 7k words
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The fact Joe's name comes up in the conversation of Ming and Tong though. Ming knows about his role when he's talking with Tong. And Ming kinda supports it. And you tell me he didn't care. Tell me. People don't see him they way I see him.
YOU GET IT NONNIE ಥ_ಥ
also we have to take into account that ming knows about joe's role in a conversation with tong AFTER tong finds out his brother in law fucking his stuntman and seems to be not so happy about it (as if ming gives any fucks really).
i promise you nonnie i will make that gifset for the scene where ming said 'why didn't you tell me you got to play an important scene'. BECAUSE THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE.
no... but like the way ming was like 'why would i be mad at you'... this kid does not give a fuck of the inner politics of this acting agency (even if it has to do with his brother in law lmao)
ming even teases joe about being a celeb soon like joe's colleagues even though the role joe had received for the next project was just a supporting role.
#claire replies#mingjoe#my stand in#my stand in the series#and all this will come crumbling down in ep 4 in this essay i- [gunshots]#please im TRYING VERY HARD TO BE STRONG NOT TO SPOIL BUT YOU MAKE IT SO HARD FOR ME ANON#but yea the point is ming somewhat cares#he's not... blindly in love with tong imho... he's just stubborn with his first crush/unrequited love#and ming being indenial of his growing attraction to the guy he initially thought to just be a temporary substitute for his actual crush#he cares but he just doesnt want to admit it. doesnt want to say they're boyfriends#and in a way you can also interpret it as ming not wanting joe to be so serious serious abt this exclusive situationship for the time being#msi thoughts
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certainly feeling some things about the fact that simon. bullied edwin, yes, because he clocked him being gay. but not out out of hatred for him because of it. instead it was because he thought edwin was cute and felt sad and confused by edwin not paying attention to him. because simon is also gay. that is some beautiful and tragic storytelling and such a good way to come back around and give edwin some amount of closure on that chapter of his life wow
#im a big sucker for this kind of thing… repressed doomed gay love and how it can manifest as fear or rage and so on#wugshghhhw#I wasn’t expecting that scene and his words are now echoing in my brain#‘do you think it has to be torture? being the way that we are?’#that line hits like a fucking truck#it’s also just suchhhhh an affective scene to show how far edwin’s come when it comes to accepting his sexuality and accepting that it#doesn’t warrant torture or repression or self-deprivation of love both internal and external#to be able to look this boy in the face and tell him that he doesn’t deserve the punishment he’s giving himself#out of both guilt and shame for his feelings and how he handled them#rajgghhhgfgh#for such a minor role that actor did such a wonderful job like the emotions he had to expresss there were not simple or easy#and his line delivery was just… very convincing#I just. really like this little turn of events. really good#kibumblabs#dead boy detectives#liveblogging#ALSO on a less serious note this proves that not ONLY has edwin been somehow attracting So Many guys despite his negative rizz#in the afterlife. but apparently when he was ALIVE as well. he just didn’t know it because. you know. 1900s and all that.
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being dragged back into my sdv hyperfixation kicking and screaming and it's expanded now. this is august, he doesn't really know what he's doing or what's happening but he's rolling with it.
morris' sad sprite when he saw me going through a trash can caught me so off guard. why is he sad about it.
no stop don't go through that trash can what are you doing that's gross stop it 😢💔
#im prolly gonna mostly post abt him on my sdv sideblog 😙#felt like posting this scribble page on main to show yall my newest guy my newest fella my newest bastard#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley expanded#sdve#sdv farmer#sdv morris#my art#he likes. being the best. coming out on top. winning. he takes any (perceived and actual) competition deadly serious#but when he wins he just. is very silly about it. all “AHHa h i win im the best i bested you all at your own game on my first try”#<- collected a few more eggs than everyone else
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we may have lost another one to the bisexual hotgirl and straight loserboy agenda but trust i am fighting it comrades 🫡
#IM TRYINGGGGG. the fuck of it all is that we've been going on dates on and off for WEEKS now#and i said to him at the start im not looking for anything serious and there's a chance he might be mugging himself off#bc i am just NOT emotionally available and low and behold we were at the pub the other night and wound up having a pretty#serious talk about how ive really liked getting closer to him and i genuinely enjoy our time together but i just cant see anything#serious coming of it NOT BC OF HIM BC GENUINELY I FEEL LIKE IVE MET MY MATCH WITH THIS BOY#NO ONE IRL CAN BANTER WITH ME LIKE HE CAN AND THAT IS SUCHHH A CRUCIAL BOX TO TICK WITH ME#but i just dont think im mentally or emotionally in the place for a relationship and i dont like him ENOUGH to fight for it#like it's been v illuminating v much that 'you never realise just how mentally ill you are until you try persuing a romantic relationship'#bc DAMN. i feel insane like why cant i just be normal about things and enjoy nice things and people in my life#BUT despite me saying all this to him and TRYING NOT TO BE THE ASSHOLE he has fully admitted that he likes me SO MUCH#that he'd like to keep going on dates and stuff regardless of the end result. like he genuinely just likes my company#and will take it in any capacity he can get he literally SAID that he's whipped for me 😭#and im like HOW DO I WIN HERE. IF I TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT IM AN ASSHOLE BUT CUTTING HIM OFF ISNT FAIR EITHER#AND I LIKE OUR LITTLE DATES AND BEING SPOILED AND HAVING SOMEONE BE A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH ME#SORRY IF THAT MAKES ME A BAD GUY. GOD FORBID WOMEN DO ANYTHING#ughhhhhhh. so yeah we're going on another date tonight. shoot me i dont care!!!!#hella goes to uni
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on the note of the previous post i understand if you love the lunar chronicles. you can like it more than me. we can love it together and live it together i love you for that. but i am the Marissa Meyer fangirl queen. an unfortunate title but one i am proud of since i was ten. I am the vendor and conosseiur. i am the historian. i am all.
#IM BEING SILLY GUYS#but this is like the one and only thing I've ever really come close to gatekeeping#i just. gjsjdhfbfncmsldk#she's my favourite. and tlc is my entire life#ivy speaks#tf2 got nothing on it you know that's serious#the lunar chronicles#Marissa meyer#Lunar chronicles
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bro i think i'm about to go to war with the fucking cockroaches
#i swear to god im not kidding#i'm being so serious right now if yall dont hear from me in a few days it means i lost#ive been here for like 2 months#and they're always confined to the bathroom#the bathtub to be exact#i always kill them there#but today.#today.#just now.#one was in my ROOM#it was crawling on the floor near my bed.#they are not supposed to do that.#they're supposed to stay in the bathroom#i'm telling you guys it was a scout#i have no food in here#there's no mess. nothing should be attracting them#they are coming for ME#they're sick of me killing them in the bathroom and they're bringing the fight to me#i am terrified
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“how could richie’s family possibly want to avenge him when he groomed and murdered people” well first of all he did neither of those things so let’s start there
#not for lack of trying mind you#he just failed spectacularly in both respects#amber was dogwalking him and richie had ONE count of one victim to handle#excluding sam at the hospital#and well. he did not get her! 😭#i refuse to attribute vince or wes to him idgaf#sure yeah makes total sense that the guy who was across town at the hospital#would sneak out while his gf is asleep go stab this dude clean up come back sit down put on a movie#all without disturbing anything or being noticed#versus the chick who was already at the bar. and supposed to be heading home LMFAO#same w wes n judy bc#amber was already at the house#richie was across town w a half eaten pizza cozy laid up watching yt#‘but the kill styles-’ be serious. we are all grown.#i should not have to tell you that one person can hold/use a knife in two diff ways on two diff occasions. as if amber was like#physically incapable of jabbing the knife in once and leaving bc she went too stab happy every other time b4.#i dont doubt he did a lot of the phone calls but the physical work??#nah. brother he was just there for the ride. accessory at most kinda#how is he a serial killer if he made some calls while his girl killed everyone#if richie watched amber cook would that make him a chef??#okay but in all seriousness kinda 😭#wrt that OR the grooming which. im not even gonna get into.#argue w the wall or radio silence bc ur not finna argue w me!#when its CONFIRMED she just manipulated richie into believing it was his idea!#i do believe he thought he WAS in fact playing her. he was just wrong bc she had him by the balls like 😭#richie INNOCENT except not bc he was the real victim but bc he literally#tried and failed 95% of the time at villainy 😭#still outsold j*ll but thats another matter!#ceci speaks
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any hopes for kiwami 3? like things u wanna see added or changed stuff like that
if they dont keep kiryu's goofy walk stance and the hoof-like walk sounds i dont wanna play it
#snap chats#no one understands how much i love that from y3 and y4 its genuinely one of my favorite things about the game#oh but i guess i have to give an actual answer now. HMPH.#id scream if they revived kanda calling mine limp wristed. homophobia in 4k#OK BUT TO BE SERIOUS uhhhh i dont know. im a real simple guy i think#my only like. If This Isnt There Im Leaving deal is mine's palette and im so serious#rgg's scaring me with all the black-hair/purple-suit mine stuff as of late and i cant stress how hard ill vomit if thats in the final#HYPOTHETICAL final anyways. yk3 isnt coming out for. IDK A WHILE#i wanna say i hope they highlight daigo and mine's relationship more but i dont know how theyd do that#i really like how mine's handled in y3 as is so i dont think i want scenes injected like what they did with yk1 and nishiki#someone said a Mine Saga after the game and... hm ... sounds too unrealistic for me to hope for it#like im REALLY trying to think how they could possibly reference the rggo stories in y3 since those are EXCELLENT but#i think . MAYBE. you could reference the story where richardson calls mine as he's driving to the hospital#the only thing you'd have to exclude though is mine stopping by the bar- like JUST keep the phone conversation maybe#cause in that scene that subordinate does question mine if he can really kill daigo and i think thatd be neat. in my opinion.#yeah i dont know. in regards to rggo its hard to think of what i want without intervening things i already like about y3#its a real head scratcher ...#a really good epilogue addition would be adapting that RGGO bit where daigo ruminates on mine. that's a fair ending for him i think#it also fulfills the need to see how daigo saw mine even if its just a little#and to non-rggo readers it could start to answer 'how does daigo feel about everything that happened'#im still so curious as to if daigo was briefed on EVERYTHING that happened but .... anyways....#sorry all my hopes for y3 are just mine/minedai centric fLVKELKA BUT LIKE. i really am content with everything else with y3 surprisingly#idk. i want kiryu fucking up that curry in high definition tho. thats important to me#THEY HAVE TO KEEP THE QTES DURING THE RICHARDSON FIGHT ILL BE PISSED#i need the fight to be AS CAMPY and unnecessary as it was in the og. INCLUDING richardson's voice acting i need it wack as hell#is it weird i actually appreciate the Diet Building Loredumping being like. in replayable-cutscene form#i thought id prefer just One Long cutscene but im glad theres the option to skip those segments#BUT being able to get a refresher in case you missed something somehow#im running out of tags jesus christ i shouldve put this in the main text but vjALjlagj those are all my thoughts for now bYE
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You know. I'm part of the fraction "to each their own and let people handle their lives however they see best fit". But I do feel the need to say that I have seldom seen such an idiotic assumption as that breaking up with someone four days before someone's birthday when you also want that someone to do something for their birthday even though you know you and your soon-to-be-ex will both have to be there won't end with that person just not doing anything with anyone for their birthday. Partially because nobody wants that kind of awkwardness after a fresh breakup and also because the soon-to-be-ex has the lovely habit of wallowing in self pity and making everything about how they have it so bad. You know I just think in such cases you should've waited a week with the breakup. I don't care how much you want to fuck that other guy but I really think you should've waited a week.
#delete later#sigh why always me...#can't somdone else get the complicated people for once#annoying#the soon-to-be-ex complained today in the group chat that nobody wouod ever go to a pub with him#when that is literally not the case#we would all go? he just never asked? and anytime someone else wants to go party or jusz out 90% of the time the answer is no?#I've known that guy for 13 years now and somehow it just does not get easier#like? anytime someone else asks him it's always “no i don't want to” but then you complain about how nobody would want to do anything#the call coming from inside the house is all I'm saying#'' oh but I couldn't go anyways I wouldn't fit“ ''why? nobody cares about random strangers thats usually not how people work''#'' thats not true'' ''they literally don't care though.'' ''not when that person looks 13'' ''yeah no they still literally wouldn't care''#''they would'' ''they wouldn't. people never do. why would they make an exception for you?'' and then no answer to that#because you can't argue against that anymore without having to confront the fact you're wrong#but then I'm getting told im not empathetic enough#i know i lack empathy I'm aware but I do make an attempt for serious situations. i just don't think stuff like that is serious.#especially when i once mentioend i think my father thinks I'll end up living off of state wellfare and become a disappointment#and the only reply to that was ''how did he arrive at that really likely assumption?'' my brother in christ do not complain to me about lack#of empathy I'm not the one telling people their fears of becoming the family disappointment are well founded and realistic#I'm not even going to excuse that through some ''oh autism'' stuff like no thats just tactless and mean#or all the condescending comments whenever i go out to ''party''#it's just drinking with some people i know it's not really partying#but I'm not the one looking down on people for experiencing stuff#contrary to popular assumption I'm actually really cool and i know that. that's why people ask me to do stuff with them.#because i don't say no 99% of the time and then complain that nobody would ever want to do something with me when that's just plain wrong#i also totally get why she wants to break up#how do you actively refuse to meet your partners friends for half a year and expect that to not become an issue.#how do you actively say you're not interested in doing anything for your partner and expect that to last#how do you whine about being a bad partner but never attempt to do better#i wish i could defend him here but i can't that dude is a horrible boyfriend
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yknow sometimes i get why tumblr had so many insanely obvious hoaxes gain traction bc the way some people on here will eviscerate people for being even slightly incredulous about something is honestly scary
#like. that lady who claimed the wachowskis stole the plot of the matrix from her got traction here dude#she claimed aliens gave it to her. come on guys.#ik ppl think of like. alexandria's genesis or infinite chocolate or the tubby custard machine/hot dog thing#and while those are dumb and something you would expect an adult with critical thinking skills to recognize as false#they are kind of ultimately harmless to believe. like worst case scenario you stop eating hot dogs or you fuck up some chocolate#but also it's a symptom of a larger problem bc people extend the same credulity to like. accusations of serious crimes#and it's just equally unwarranted#but god forbid you call someone on tumblr with no sources and no credentials a liar#because that makes you just as bad as the person trying to ruin someone's life with little to no evidence#tl;dr tumblr has a huge misinfo problem bc the culture here is that it's morally wrong to not take someone at their word#and sometimes the results are 'bitch that's the tubby custard machine'#but also sometimes the results are people being stalked and harassed off the internet over actual nothing#also wrt my first example bc I think some ppl might misconstrue it#yes there are instances of ppl on here making false accusations bc they were genuinely under the delusion those things were true#(the m*tski s*x sl*ve thing to name a more well-known one)#that does not mean they are malicious actors im obviously not saying that#but also. if you are mentally well enough to recognize something is not logically consistent you don’t have to believe it
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you either die a hero (deactivate) or live long enough to see yourself become the villain (me watching the k-tumblrina kids fighting and laughing maniacally on top of a tall building)
#tp#.... back in MY TIME ‼️#enhablr was drier than the desert no fics existed yet ppl were still pissed at the rankings g-t era was just about to end#the ppl were STARVING. enhablr rode off the back of nctblr#ahahahah i always have so much fun acting like an ancient tumblrina 😞😞#watched this castle rise from the GROUND up#brick by brick#being here at 15 y/o messed with my brain pls save yourselves#seeing 13 y/os with a whole layout makes me tremble in fear FOR them#please please please dont engage with others on this site if you're that young i beg you#im so serious guys#hide and run for your life until you're conscious enough as a human being to roam the dark webs (this hellsite i mean fhfhf)#ik my rules state that you can interact with me but pls don't interact with anyone#for your own sake#i dont mind it but i will sure as heck be biting my nails in anxiety FOR you and hoping you'll only meet the good kinds of people#also pls dont come into my private messages if you're under like 16-17#asks and just casual interactions are TOOOTALLY fine and we can totally talk through private asks#as in i reply to your asks in private but#messages are a bit iffy it just feels weird for me
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Tatsumi in !! Music: Aww, look at these kids. Oh, to be young again Me: My brother in Christ, you are 18
Nagisa and Sakuma in Road to Show: Gotta be adults and let the kids enjoy themselves while we grown ups take care of the work Me: Guys, you haven't even graduated from university
Keito to Kiryu: Gotta take care of our child Souma Me: ????? He's just a grade younger than you both???
Knights seniors: Must protect our adorable king from the horrors of the world Me: HE'S LIKE 3 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE OLDEST OF YOU AND HIS FAMILY HAS ASSASSINS
Kiryu @ Kanata in the anime: As Ryuseitai's mom, you should help out its dad with the kids Me: "Mom" and "Dad" are still HIGH SCHOOLERS
#the enstars experience is being reminded that everyone but 2.5 people are currently under 20#and then reading about them Experiencing the horrors of the entertainment industry#which granted...probably would make up kids grow up faster. especially with all the traumatic things they went through BEFORE school#but also like. the biggest age gap is probably between aira (15/16) and himeru (???)#or with the current knowledge aira and rinne (20/21 <-literally the only over 20 yr old after 19/20 rei)#and thats like 6 years which IS pretty big so he does get rights to call them all children#but i stand by me having a crisis over high school students saying theyre adults compared to guys 1 or 2 years younger#ignoring the fact that i do literally the same except im mostly joking and i think theyre all dead serious#enstars#ensemble stars#stuff i say#fandom spamdom#actually to be fair being a teen in high school IS thinking that this guy a grade younger than you is basically a fresh-faced child#its more when they talk about it as if their youth is fading when 94% of the cast are still in their teen years#like boys i know youre in the idol industry but come on
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my repost policy is: no reposts. except if youre me LMAO
#shui talks#if youve ever seen that person on reddit who posts my art.... yeah thats actually just me lol#im not well known enough for my art to get stolen!#the day that i get my art stolen seriously will be a wonderful day i will celebrate there will be confetti and cake#but in all seriousness my actual repost policy is:#ask for permission and credit me when you post it#the shui_w account is just for me to talk in an actually educated way#but i cant do it on my main because#well i learned my lesson about that when i got into an argument with someone and they started pulling up my old posts as 'receipts'#so i cant just change my way of talking online like that because people will see the difference between how i talk#i have taken up the persona of a cishet man#it is very strange#also fun#it means i can write full length essays with proper punctuation and grammar#while also saying some pretty out of pocket stuff about male characters without coming off as being serious#be a man and say that you want to breed sonic and no one bats an eye...#but be a woman and say that you want sonic to breed you and everyone loses their minds#i wouldnt say that ofc#not my type of guy#yk i probably shouldve wrote all of this in the actual post.#welp
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