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Kazuheiscara incorrect quotes

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Neither Scara nor Heizou can sneak up on Kazuha cuz of his “superhuman hearing” or whatever it’s called but Kazuha pretends to be scared

scara would be a good person for heizou to bring with him on detective stuff

Kazuha has a bird and Scaramouche accidentally teaches it swears which makes kazuha mad

Scara: it was an accident

 kazuha: oh bullshit

Parrot: oh bullshit

 Whenever Kazuha gets sad about his past Scara feels guilty about it so he stays away from him even tho Kazuha’s ancestors “don’t know Scaramouche” and kazuha would specifically go to scara for comfort cuz heizou is prolly out]so they both comfort each other

yknow that thing kids do when they hide someones like shoes so they don't leave? Yeah heizou does that with kazuhas scarf and scaras hat

Scara: baby I'm just going out for a walk

 heizou: nu

Kazuha: sweetheart, where’s my scarf? I need to go to the shop

 Heizou: nOooO 

I feel like Heizou has ADHD and so whenever he gets hyper-focused on something Scara and Kazuha find it adorable, he prolly gets focused on a book meanwhile kazuha left him coffee and he didn't notice till like an hour later

puts down book, Heizou: oh- Zuzu?

 Kazuha: yes my lovely detective? Heizou: did you make me a coffee?-

Kazuha: you’re just now noticing?

Scara: bursts out laughing

kazuha has tiny little pink freckles all over his body and scara and heizou trace them while kazuha is napping whenever he’s awake they comfort him about them cuz he’s insecure about them

After getting married, they join up with Beidou and her crew

Their love languages:

Kazuha: words of affirmation 

Scara: acts of service/gifts

Heizou: physical touch (biting)

Heizou: Zuzu~ Kazuha:

 Yes, my detective? I’m trying to- ack

 Heizou: bite I love you

 Kazuha: I love you too

Scara likes being carried bridal style but will never, ever admit it. And Kazuha teases him about it, but Heizou doesn’t know cuz Kazuha only carries him like that when he isn’t home

Heizou uses his intuition whenever he’s at work to probably guess if Kazuha or Scara is feeling down and will text them something like “I love you”

kazuha can play the guitar and it puts scara to sleep laughably easily

Heizou is the little spoon (Scaramouche teases him for this) scara is the middle spoon and kazuha is the big spoon

I think they just drown themselves in blankets so if anyone were to come in they wouldn't even know who was under the blankets

Kazuha and Scara give heizou those metal 3D puzzle things and he hyper-fixated on them for a week (or two)

Their theme song is Devils Backbone, specifically from the pov of Heizou because Scara and Kazuha are both on the run in their own ways

Kazuha confessed first to scara then they confessed to heizou when the vision hunt 

decree ended

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so the plot is the same with scara but instead of Nahida helping him recover, kazuha comes in a second too late to see scara unconscious on the ground. he runs over to help and he and heizou help him recover, Then Heizou yells at Nahida, Aether is confused and kazuha yells at him and paimon. Then Scara wakes up and is confused, So Heizou and Kazuha forget about yelling, and rush to his side, scara just wrapped his arms around kazuhas neck with a soft 'i love you before passing out again... The yelling continues and Kazuha is crying, they end up taking him back to Beidous's ship where the doctor on board makes sure Scaramouche recovers all while kazuha and heizou are outside panicking/crying Beidou calms them down then explains to Nahida and Aether on why they started yelling at them. Then Scara demands Kazuha and Heizou to cuddle him once he wakes up. I think they'd prolly be in there for a day or two just making sure scara is safe/ok, and Beidou brings in soup and whatnot so they don’t die.

After this, they buy a house near Springvale and live there

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Once Scara felt guilty about his past and what he did to Kazuha’s ancestors that he once locked himself inside their spare guest bedroom and Kazuha and Heizou had to beg him to come out so he could eat, once he comes out Kazuha hugs him and just mutters, "its ok, it's all gonna be ok." but while it comforts scara, he kinda said it for himself. Then refused to speak to them for the next week cuz he felt guilty

Scara goes to therapy for everything that has happened to him and Kazuha and Heizou reward him with stuff after cuz he doesn’t want to go, but he does it for them

 I think they'd have a nice garden area where heizou likes to take Scaramouche whenever he's stressed and they can talk if needed or just take a break if that's what scara wants. And he tells Heizou stuff about his past and how he’s met Kazuha’s ancestors. And Kazuha feels left out that he doesn’t get to go with them but he gets extra cuddles after

some knights/law enforcement of some kind would come by their house trying to arrest scara or kazuha maybe for crimes they've committed and heizou would just lie and go, "You have the wrong house, good luck though.", Kaeya is always suspicious but lets it go anyways

honestly, the only nice one in mondstadt they're on friendly terms with is venti cuz he doesn't give a shit, he is the town drunk bard after all

Whenever Heizou and Kazuha are on walks Heizou collects leaves for Kazuha

have you seen those things of confetti that are leaves instead of plastic/paper? Yeah Scaramouche will sneak those into kazuhas pockets every once in a while 

For new years they would all stay up and just cuddle

Heizou is always the most tired cuz of his work and is always the first to sleep then whenever Scara screams “HAPPY NEW YEARS” and kisses Kazuha. Heizou wakes up in fright, Kazuha would comfort Heizou after and Scara is like “where’s my attention >:(“ so he would have to give it to both of them

Heizou has an aesthetic social media page that's dedicated to his bfs

Scaramouche attention whore 2023 

On Christmas Heizou would get Kazuha leaves as a joke and then surprise him later with his present, the present was a little white kitten like the one his friend had which makes him cry

Heizou: hey zuzu-

 Kazuha: hm?

 Scara: sighs knowing what’s about to happen

 Heizou: I- um, can you come here for a second?

 Kazuha: yeah sure love, what’s wrong?

 Heizou: hands gift with head down here’s your gift- I couldn’t get him until a few mins ago

 Kazuha: huh? looks into the gift and starts to cry Heizou- what is this?

 Heizou and Scara: merry Christmas zuzu

Kazuha wears glittery lipgloss and heizou didn't know so he went to work covered with glitter on his face

after everything Ei tries to reconcile how that would go…. Well, Scara would push her away and start crying and screaming at her while Heizou tries to comfort him and Kazuha starts to argue with her, then heizou would also start arguing with her because of what she did to scara and his friend

Heizou would like to be kissed on the cheek, Kazuha on the forehead, and Scara on the nose, heizou and kazuha kiss Scaramouche on the hands (specifically the palm) as a sign that they don't care about what he's done and that they love him sort of like ignoring what those hands have done to others kind of thing.

their on a date and aether and paimon have a commission there and kazuha eyes them like, 'you saw nothing, you fuck' While Heizou and Scara are kissing each other distracted, aether just walks away like, 'nope, not worth it’

After tomo’s death, Scara couldn’t forgive Raiden for what she did to Kazuha’s best friend

them stargazing while on the crux while the others are sleeping for the night

Scara: zuzu, can you count these stars?

 Kazuha: I mean I could try but it would be impossible

 Heizou: the day you count them all is the day Scara and I won’t love you anymore As Scara kisses Kazuha’s cheek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r51C5dhl-4k This song is scara crushing on his bfs

I feel like Scara and Heizou would be cuddling with each other and Kazuha would be like “aww how cute-“ then Beidou walks up to him and says “what’s so cute?” And catches him off guard, she also got a photo before she said that. Obviously. Kazuha yelps whenever Beidou scares him, waking Scara up and he’s all flustered now, But Heizou is too tired from work that he’s dead asleep

Scaramouche proposes on the spot of their first date

Valentine’s Day Heizou would go all out, Chocolates, cuddles, dates, kisses

Ningguang would secretly use her powers to clear her new stepson criminals of all charges

Heizou Scara and Kazuha would be on vacation in Liyue and Ningguang would have her servants clear a room for them

their wallpapers are all photos from dates

kazuhas is the type to post a photo of their partner eating and just say, 'i got myself some real beauties' meanwhile heizou/scara are like 'we look like shit in these??? What???', meanwhile kazuhas like, And Kazuha’s like ‘you look fine my lovelies’

Heizou would call Kazuha zuzu or leaf, Scara calls kazuha dove, Kazuha would call Heizou his detective and Scara would call Heizou zou or sweetheart. And I feel like Scara would let Kazuha and Heizou call him Kuni. I think Aether or someone would hear that and think it's normal and aether almost died

Aether: hey Kuni!

 Scara: what the fuck did you just call me?

Aether: Kuni?-

Kazuha holds Scara back while Heizou explains to Aether that only he and Kazuha can call him that and tell him to run

i think kazuha leaves cute lil post-it notes around with stuff like reminding scara to take his meds, reminding heizou to get rest, etc

Kazuha definitely has anxiety and whenever he has a panic attack Heizou and Scara drop everything to comfort him

heizou def is the cook out of them

Kazuha has a onesie of a cat and whenever Heizou saw him in it cuddling with Scara his nose bled

Scaramouche keeps small plushies of his bfs and cuddles them whenever their away, this applies to kazuha when he's on the Alcor

Beidou is scaras new mom figure which makes scara cry a bit because he's not used to having a good mom figure in his life

kazuha telling beidou that scara and heizou are gonna be staying on the ship for the first time, was an… interesting conversation 

Kazuha: mom- I mean Beidou?

 Beidou: yes sweetie? HE CALLED ME MOM

 Kazuha: can Uh- can Scara and Heizou stay on the ship?

 Beidou: don’t they have their own homes in Inazuma?

 Kazuha: well uh-

 Heizou: hey Kazuha’s mom I don’t think he mentioned this

 Kazuha: don’t say it heizou

 Scara: we’re actually dating now

 Beidou: I- what? Rebooting

 Kazuha: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TWO /// 

Scara: oh come on dove~ follows Kazuha to his room

 Kazuha: NOOOOOOOO

 Beidou: i- yeah sure you and Scara can stay as long as you want

 Heizou: thanks Kazuha’s mom!

If heizou wasn't home when the knights came, Scara would probably look through the window while telling Kazuha to hide, and once he figures out it’s the knights he hides with Kazuha and comforts him that it’s gonna be ok, Cuz I feel like Kazuha would have a panic attack whenever he knew it was the knights at the door. And Scara would muffle his cries with kisses and just cuddle him making sure he was ok with heizou would be getting a lot of urgent texts in the process. However, if they got in...

Woah, those knights are missing? Man, that's strange! Oh did you see these endangered plants? Yeah, you legally can't dig those up, cool huh?”

Scara: ‘Heizou, the knights are in the house and Kazuha is panicking. When will you be home?’

 Heizou: ‘I’ll be there asap, try to keep zuzu quiet as best as you can’ Scara: ‘if they find us I'm gonna kill them I swear to god’

heizou sighing (disappointed) before typing, 'go ahead if you need to, just plant some of those bushes over the bodies if you do’

Matching pajamas (Kazuha red Scara purple Heizou green) And they would each have a part of the different sets

Scaramouche has purple bunny slippers

the angels share has a dance thing and the bois decide to go, venti distracts diluc for the night whos bartending, after being paid in wine

They have one of those cheesy heart locket necklace things with the magnets

Heizou is a trans boi, and  painting his nails black makes them look more masculine, so when he's feeling dysphoric, kazu and scara paint his nails black to help a bit

Kazuha and scara kiss heizous top surgery scars before bed

kazuha doodles on scaras hands when he's bored and also colors in scaras tattoos

Kazuha teaches Heizou how to crochet

the first few times aether asks any of them to go out on commissions with him he gets so many death threats from the other(s) partner(s), scara def bitches abt being on those commissions btw, saying he'd rather be with his bfs

after scaras fall and after he fell into a coma Heizou taught him how to fight with a catalyst again

When Heizou and Kazuha were in school they would hide in one of the empty rooms and just cuddle during lunch

Scaramouche really likes winter and looks really cute in snow clothing so kazuha and heizou just stand back and smile while scara enjoys the snow

Kazuha: He's adorable, isn't he?

 Heizou: Of course.

Scara is definitely the shortest out of them12:03 AM], It goes Heizou Kazuha Scara then scara uses his e and is like,’no I’m taller’ and Kazuha and Heizou be like “of course you are sweetheart”

Heizou has really good puppy dog eyes and abuses the shit outta them Heizou: Kazuha, do I have to sleep

 Kazuha: yes Heizou, come join Scara and I 

Heizou: puppy eyes but I wanna stay upppp 

Kazuha: sigh fine, but only for another hour

He went on to stay up the rest of the night working on cases and Kazuha got angry with him the next day

heizou often passes out at his desk while doing a long case and kazuha just sighs, picks him up, and carries him to bed

Scara would have nightmares about what Raiden did to him and Kazuha and Heizou would have to comfort him, that's why they always hold him while they sleep because it makes scara feel safe, his head is in Kazuha’s chest, and Kazuhas holding him while Heizou is holding him from the back

When Heizou was in college for his degree he used to be on the track team for his school and Kazuha and Scara would root him on, he also won many trophies for his school

Heizou’s favorite animal is the deer (from his constellation) and so for his birthday Kazuha and Scara surprise him with a deer stuffed animal for when Kazuha was on the Alcor and Scara was traveling

For scaras birthday, since he doesn’t like sweet stuff, Kazuha and Heizou make him his favorite food instead of a cake

while scara was gone kazu and heizou are asleep on the couch, so when scara gets back he puts those teeny lil Santa hats on them cuz it's funny and they wake up with a scara on their chest and are confused af

their house would be big because scara has money from his work in the fatui

they name that kitten after tomo in his memory

scara has one of those cute bunny hats with paws you can press to make the ears go up (it kuromi themed) he hates wearing it in public but Heizou and Kazuha make him sometimes, he gets many kisses as a reward

You yknow the caress cheek animation from the sims 4? yeah kazuha does that to heizou

Before Heizou was on testosterone and still got periods, Kazuha and Scara would cuddle him until he felt better and promised him he was a real man And just whispered all types of gender-affirming stuff cuz he would be dysphoric

scara threatening some fatui grunts at a camp while kicking their asses and kazuha just goes 'babe! we'll be over here!' and Scaramouche smiles and goes, 'alright dove, I'll be over there in a sec!' then goes back to scary threats to the fatui guy

Kazuha would have a really good ASMR voice and would do that voice to make Heizou go to sleep, and while they're apart, kazuha will record him reading books to help his bfs fall asleep

after being away for a long time, scaramouche would just walk up to kazuha, hug him and go, 'home..' before closing his eyes and relaxing

when Kazuha is on the Alcor and Scara and Heizou are at home on a call trying to calm Kazuha down from something and Kazuha’s phone died they would start to panic until Kazuha called them back crying because he made them worry. And they would be like “no Zuzu it’s ok, we’re ok. Are you ok?”

heizou does a meow like cats do and the bois just awh over him

their kitten follows scaramouche around like a duck but loves to climb onto kazuhas shoulder like a bird, oh, and it hates Heizou for no reason

scaramouche steals all the hoodies and whenever their bfs want them back he'll just go 'idk what you're talking about, I don't steal hoodies.' while he's wearing haizous hoodie

Heizou has an obsession over energy drinks to stay up to do work and it got to the point where Kazuha and Scara had to hide them so Heizou would quit

Scara would get a small headache and Kazuha and Heizou would get all worried cuz of his coma

scara being one of those people where if you drink pickle juice it helps their headache and kazuha and heizou are so confused

On new years or whenever fireworks go off Heizou would be afraid of them and so Scara and Kazuha get him his headphones, his favorite snack and drink, and hide/cuddle with him in the closet

Heizou would be a blanket stealer, so scra and kazuha pile ontop of him because hes a human heater

scara is naturally cold so he always has his arms around his partners or are holding his partners hands to be warm

Kazuha loves being picked up by Heizou but will never admit it, even after being teased

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