#coffee masterlist

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Fic Titles W/ Coffee Puns Masterlist

Been Thinking About You a Latte - fiction-phan

Summary: “You’re the cute and quiet customer that frequents the coffee shop where I’m a barista and also where my rival barista works and we’re both fighting for your attention in increasingly creative and inconspicuous ways (making foam art, writing cheesy pick-up lines on your napkin etc. etc.)”

Best Drink I Take Is When I’m Sippin’ You - tobieallison

Summary:  Phil is a barista who is allergic to coffee and hates his job - Dan hates coffee but orders it anyway because he likes Phil.

Hot Like Coffee (ao3) - schizdroid

Summary: Phil. Coffee shop. Pining.

Hotter Than Coffee - jewelphan

Summary: In which Phil’s a famous actor and Dan’s just a small town barista

I Like You a Latte (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Coffee Shop AU based off a tumblr post that I will link at the end bc spoliers.

Impresso Espresso - uhm-phanfics

Summary: Phil owns a coffee shop and it’s a challenge not to fall in love with the extremely cute regular, Dan.

I Wanna Meet You A Latte (wattpad) - SecretPhanShipper

Summary: Soulmates exist, but it’s nearly impossible for you to ever know who your soulmate it unless you are one of the very very very rare people with a strong enough bond with your soulmate that anything they draw on their skin will show up on yours. However this only works one way, so the person in the pair who can draw and have it show up in the other, has no idea their art is showing up on someone else. Dan and Phil are one of these very lucky pairs that are one in a million

Make Me Espresso Many Feelings (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan doesn’t like being a barista. The pay’s bad, the work’s boring and his co-workers acts like the proverbial devil sometimes. The only good thing about it is the really cute hipster that comes by sometimes.an breathes out before he can stop himself. “I remember.”

Muffs And Puns (ao3) - irphanfic

Summary: Based on Dan’s tweet: ‘i ordered a muffin and the punny barista said ‘‘these are so muffIN RIGHT NOW’‘ so i replied ‘‘mmm get muffINSIDE ME’‘ and he just stared back’

or the fic where Phil is that barista but instead of staring back he giggles.

Take Every Ounce of Love (And Beg You For More) (ao3) - starrywrite

Summary: Uni!AU / Coffeshop!AU in which Dan has finals and the only thing getting him through this week of hell is seasonally appropraite coffees and the cute barista with pretty eyes.

Then You Come Through Like The Sweetener You Are (To Bring The Bitter Taste To A Halt) (ao3) - t_hens

Summary: Phil really wants to be annoyed at the new shop owner next to his bookstore. the problem? the owner is really cute.

there's a storm brewing (in my teacup) (ao3) - orangesofsymmetry

Summary: Today's specials: caramel macchiato with a side dish of this drink gets you laid.

The Usual? - doomedhowell

Summary: Phil is a bartender at a small coffee shop & Dan uses the free wifi everyday.

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Coffee Masterlist

a hug in a mug (ao3) - allsassnoclass ashton/calum T, 3k

Summary: Ashton owns a coffee shop.  Calum comes in every day to order a coffee, but never drinks it.

cake topics (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum E, 39k

Summary: Every morning that week, Calum goes back to the bakery, collects his lemon bar, and sets up on the terrace with his laptop.

And every morning that week, he sees the tall guy with off duty model vibes, right around the same time, always carrying his iced coffee, always wearing a leather jacket. Since he’s all the way across the street, Calum doesn’t really get a good look at him beyond basic shapes, so the off duty model thing is based entirely on his build and the fact that he looks sort of effortlessly put together with his leather jacket and casual sneakers.

That’s probably why Calum waves like a maniac and blurts, “Hey buddy!” when he comes face to face with the guy when he’s in line for his lemon bar the following Monday morning.

Coffee (ao3) - coolbabyblue michael/luke T, 8k

Summary: Luke lives for being a barista, practicing his latte art in between college classes, studying everyone who orders anything in the small café like he were planning an essay on them all, trying to charm his way into the hearts of every customer.

When a red haired guy enters his workplace with his two parents looking rather gloomy, he makes it his own personal goal to make him feel alright.

Coffee Boy (ao3) - Jay_isnotokay michael/calum, luke/ashton M, 12k

Summary: Calum Hood has a crush on a barista, plenty of coffee making ensues.

Coffee Eyes (ao3) - 1loulu5 michael/calum M, 1k

Summary: Michael has a stalker.

Coffee Shop Soundtrack (ao3) - FayeHunter luke/ashton G, 1k

Summary: Luke just wishes the barista would stop writing terrible pick up lines on the coffee sleeve and ask him out already

convenience store on oak street (ao3) - lifewasradical luke/calum T, 3k

Summary: “I’m sorry man, breakups can be so fucking hard,” Ashton says, leaning on the counter as he presses buttons on the register. His eyes have heavy bags under them, like he’s got a lot weighing on his mind.

Luke pauses, mouth falling open slightly. Breakups? He hasn’t broken up with anyone. He starts to correct Ashton but again, he’s being spoken over before he can really get another word out.

“I get it, I just broke up with my girlfriend recently too and it sucks, I really thought her and I were in it forever. But I guess sometimes you just don’t know where someone else’s head is at until it’s too late. I mean fuck, I never would have thought you and Cal would break up! You guys were together forever, right? It feels so shitty to have your world changed so quickly. I mean hell, you were standing over at the milk fridge for a while, I bet it must be weird to suddenly be buying a smaller jug instead of the gallon now.” He pauses, sniffling once. “That’ll be $2.50.”

espresso hues (ao3) - kaliedoscopeminds luke/calum T, 4k

Summary: It’s not until he’s pulling into his own drive ten minutes later that he glances back down at his drink and is fairly horrified by the ghostly sight that meets him. His four-shot latte is a hideous shade of almost grey. Who the fuck made this latte and thought it was appropriate to serve to him? Calum sighs and lets himself into the house. He might have met a hot Starbucks employee called Luke, but he’s got an extremely feeble latte in return.

fate lines (ao3) - kaleidoscopeminds luke/calum E, 44k

Summary: Calum makes decisions based on things that happen, and his life is a result of his series of choices, not some higher power pulling the strings. But there’s always an anomaly to the rule. To be discounted if looking at a trend, but there for a reason.

Luke Hemmings is Calum’s anomaly.

Because one thing Calum does know for sure. He met Luke Hemmings for a reason. He’s just never been sure what that reason is.

in the in between (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum M, 32k

Summary: “What the fuck is this?”

It’s pretty much Luke’s first full spoken-in-person-sentence to Calum in months.

It’s his first sentence to Calum in months, and he’s yelling it in the middle of his driveway at seven in the morning, while a dog yelps back at him from down the street. It’s perfect.

“I thought you said you wanted iced coffee,” Calum replies defensively, consciously diverting his eyes away from Luke’s face because it’s the only way he can be sure he’s not staring. He needs to act normal, but he can’t remember exactly what acting normal around Luke actually entails. Probably not constantly shifting his eyes around like he’s possessed. He forces his eyes back to Luke’s face before Luke goes off in search of a priest skilled in exorcisms.

Karma’s a Relaxing Thought (Aren’t You Envious That for You It’s Not?) (ao3) - Anonymous luke/ashton E, 2k

Summary: Ashton sighs again, “No. It was me trying to be discreet. But I guess that failed.” He drums his fingers on his thigh in thought. “It was sexual, Luke. In fact, it was a wet dream - I had a fucking wet dream.” In his neurodivergent trainwreck of a brain, Ashton believes that truth is embarrassing. He shouldn’t feel ashamed or have any kind of negative sentiment, yet he does.

(Or where Ashton has a wet dream and tells Luke all about it. Luke makes it a reality.)

Line Work (ao3) - ashtonhours (heartandmindxx) luke/ashton, michael/calum M, 21k

Summary: Ashton Irwin, 07/07/94, no known medical conditions and not under the influence of drugs or alcohol – and originally from Sydney, as it turns out – is looking to get a bird on his neck.

“A California condor,” he says for about the twelfth time, “on my nape.”

a story about boundaries, trust, and a line in the sand.

taking flight (ao3) - strxngersagain luke/calum G, 5k

Summary: Luke likes routine. He likes getting up every morning in his tiny apartment he shares with Michael and getting the same train to the airport every morning. He likes going to the dive bar on Hunter Street on fridays with his friends. He likes his routine. 

Luke works at Starbucks at Sydney International Airport. Calum is a security guard at the same airport. Luke spends most of his mornings looking forward to when Calum comes for a coffee on his break. Calum spends most of his mornings looking forward to when he gets to see Luke on his break.

The Playground (ao3) - 1loulu5 luke/calum, luke/omc M, 1k

Summary: Luke needs to move on, but he can't.

Twice As Much Isn't Twice As Good (ao3) - FayeHunter michael/ashton T, 1k

Summary: Michael's pretty sure this much coffee can't be good for the cute law student coming into the coffee shop

[an1tak]

i love so much reading, my happiest memory is reading a book by my favorite author in the middle of one of my worst depressions and laughing and crying from pure happiness after months of just sadness , truly nothing in this life touches me like books.

[eobe]

Greetings wanderer, nice to meet you! ☕️🦉

come in and enjoy some art and talk 🫶🏼

Masterlist – sorted & linked

Regular updates! 👀

💀 The Bad Batch 💀

‚The Outpost’ // Mayday, Crosshair and the black ice vulture on Barton IV ❄️

‚Get Lula‘d!‘ // Wrecker annoys Crosshair with Lula 🃏

‚Come ˋere!‘ // Wrecker hugging Rex 🤗

‚Tech being Tech’ // Infodump mode activated 🤓 Quickdoodle

‚Mantell mix‘ // Echo sniffing suspect food 🍿 Quickdoodle

Hunter WIP // rare glance of him without his signature face tattoo, he‘s innocent! 😽

‚Clones. Brothers. Dads.‘ // Hunter and Cut Lawquane about to be a dad 🥹

‚Don‘t do it, Crosshair!‘ // Echo waiting for his cybernetics got cuddle attacked 🧶

Big sweater pile escalation // Poor Echo deserves a caf. Omega and his brothers crowding him and Batcher couldn't resist anymore. Gonky is happy too, Tech still tinkering somewhere 🧶

,Sniper in my office' // Crosshair is a cat and this is another proof 🐈‍⬛

🎳 Cantina fight series 🎳

‚OH YEAH!‘ // Wrecker starting the cantina fight 💣

‚Here comes the sun‘ – Part 1 // Get WRECKERED! Wrecker serving his deadliest hug to the soup clones💥

‚Here comes the sun‘ – Part 2 // Cantina soup is served! Poor Shinies beeing WRECKERED 😱

💙 The Clone Wars 💙

‚Brothers’ // Feral and Savage Opress 🔥

‚Dogma‘s decision‘ // Fives and Dogma. Umbara arc 💙

‚Fives and "Blues"‘ // Fives with the drunk blue eyed clone at 79's 💙

‚Savage survived‘ // Sober from Sith vibes with a yellow double-bladed lightsaber 🔥

‚Fives laughing at Jesse‘ // Jesse is not amused. Umbara arc 💙

‚Staring contest‘ // Commander Wolffe almost growling 🐺

‚Oh Captain my Captain‘ // Captain Rex slightly blushing 💙

,Rex with long hair' // He considered a topknot and a Weequay braid in a joke 💙

👀 Captain Gregor‘s faces project 👀

Part 1 // The shocked face 😨

Part 2 // The uh-oh face 😒

Part 3 // The hurtful chuckle face 😬

Part 4 // ‚Insubordinate plebe‘ 🤨

Part 5 // The caught-watching-him faces 😉

Part 6 // The ‚flirtation mask‘ 😎

🙏 Underrated clones 🙏

‚Most stylish clone’ // Captain Keeli! (My very first clone drawing)

‚One man army but chuckling‘ // Captain Gregor!

‚Man bun’ vs. ‚Open hair’ Part 1 & 2 // Tup!

‚Long hair‘ Part 3 // Tup!

‚Respect is something to be earned‘ // Mayday!

‚Icy eyes‘ // Edge! The blue eyed clone

‚Sneaky fingers‘ // Hardcase!

„Odd Ball“ // Davijaan! This is his true name!

‚Helplessness‘ // Commander Fox!

‚Paragon’ // Sergeant O‘Niner!

✨ Inspiration & Appreciation artworks ✨

‚Chess game‘ // Echo vs. Crosshair ♟️ inspired by this gorgeous artwork of @thora-sniper

‚Chess game‘ // en detail ♟️

‚Lazy day’ 🫧 // based on this amazing artist humor comic of @chiliger

Captain Keeli full armor  // 100 Follower Celebration 🎉

‚Echo in the rain‘ // fanart for ‚Starstruck‘ of @isthereanechoinhere96

‚Hunter in the woods‘ 🪶 // Hunter portrait and tattoo close up for @lonewolflupe

‚Owly day‘🦉 // Brooding over ideas and solutions… fuzzy and hooting on a clone trooper helmet with caf (honor to my moots)

,I ♥️ caf' // Commander Fox! Have you ever tried caf with spice?

,The last stand – Heroes of Ryloth' // Captain Keeli and General Di fight scene / 200 Follower Celebration 🎉 

‚Clanker day‘ // I‘m a fallen, headless clanker today. Kriff.

☘️ Original art ☘️

,Peaking Luigi' // my cat peaks over the edge of my desktop to paw my pencil. Unforeseen continuation is another Star Wars The Bad Batch artwork 😁 ,Sniper in my office'

☕️ Eobe thoughts, rambles and deep talk ☕️

📜 The lesson of the artwork in a room // the way of art helping me steadily solve some problems

📜 About my software & brushes // Never ask an artist about their tools ☝️🤓 Tech infodump mode activated

📜 The ALT text mission // Peppering my art with my thoughts and the stories behind for more than just a nice view

Tag list concept

DM me, if you want to be tagged to stay tuned! 🤩 Of course multiple choice is possible or just tell me for which character or topic you want to be tagged for example ‚Captain Keeli‘ or ‚clones‘ ☺️

Star Wars (universal)

The Clone Wars

The Bad Batch

Characters

Dividers?

Free to use and share them, just tag me – Thank you 🤩 If I am in the mood I'll do some more and create a list for them.

Current mission

Appropriate and vibrant ALT text for my artworks! 📖

Next (maybe) drawing projects

Our favorite clones but long haired and bearded 😎

Maybe AU crossover? Tup, the Winter Soldier? Shall I touch this boat… 👀🙈

Face close ups. Focussing on sparkling eyes 🤩 and (blissfully crosshatched) tattoos 🫠

Armor-up (ARC or RC) and Glow-up for our favorite clones ✨ OC armor design. Drawing Padawan army since I achieved more than a companie of followers ✨

my litte crazy chickens, owls, cats and cute and crazy stuff (part of my art studio subbranding project ‚hendlz‘) 👀 still too shy to launch

DM me what you want to see!

About me

☘️ Drawing Padawan. Restarted drawing on 3rd September 2024.

☘️ Art style: Sketchy, shading and lining. Maybe not able to shut off crossshading and too big shining eyes. Sometimes trying something new. 

☘️ Huge fan of Star Wars, especially The Clone Wars / The Bad Batch and some other fandoms like Tolkien universe since I was a child.

☘️ Love nature, mugs of caf or choc, deep talks & ramblings, feel free to kindly stop my infodumping, if too much.

☘️ AuDHD and positive mindset armorer, feel free to ask everything (respect is mutual) or get a hug (TBB Wrecker style) 🫶🏼

☘️ Main objective: make people‘s eyes shine 🤩

Growth struggles ❤️‍🩹

Sometimes I‘m not able to react or answer instantly, because I do not always understand the between the lines and freeze with error 502 bad gateway until the world ends! 🥶 So If you think, there should be a reaction from my side, please help me, reach out to me and don’t let me down 🙈🫶🏼

And… ☺️

Please be patient, English is not my mother tongue and I process data differently (TBB Tech kind of alternate operating system internally) 🦋 Feel free to bring up gently when I put my foot in 🙈

I don‘t have any expections here but respect, no pressures and having a good and soul-soothing time for everyone ☺️🙏🏼

Enjoy yourself, stay healthy and grow patiently into your essence ☺️

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🂠 ♣ ♦ ♥ ♠ 🂠 Tea party menu🂠 ♠ ♥ ♦ ♣ 🂠

Coffee speaking! Tea speaking! Twins speaking!

We have a various kinds of tea, chai latte is my personal favorite tho

Come on Dear, take a sit with us in this tea party! If you rather coffee, of course we have!

We have a lot of little treats to share with you as well!

Maybe is someone's happy not-birthday? oh, its our not-birthday too!

So, tell us, what do you wish to have?

🍅 Fruit salad:

INTRO POST

🍋 Lemon:

edit! Not really bullys

human! Lemon + silly edit

wish I was your safe space

🍓 Strawberry:

edit! Not really bullys

🍈 Melon:

Sweet sweet rain

🍏 Green Apple:

edit! Not really bullys

🍍 Pineapple:

edit! Interruption

better that sleeping pills

➤ keep pretending

➤ Say something

do you notice?

human! Pin

🫀Lovesick!:

You need a proper care, Dear (Lovesick! Doctor)

Can't you stay longer? (Lovesick! Patient x Reader.)

💐 Hanahaki killer:

Imagine if hanahaki isn't a sickness but a serial killer

❄️ Backrooms:

liminal space single daddy introduction post

🏪 The yandere shop:

welcome to the shop! What are you looking for?

Sneak peek of the first encounters

Out of the menu, still the choice (the seller post)

You choose... me? (Grier post)

🎪 Circus:

Why being a side character when you can have the spotlight?

✨ Specials

Halloween special 🎃 (2024)

Oh, and if you don't find that little something you're searching for...

You can always sit and ask/sugest us, dont be shy, Dear. Although we express differently, we share our only braincell.

So come sit with us and enjoy this little tea party we prepared for you, with all the sweets and the sours too!

Ah, last but not least, english isn't our first language, probably you all will find weird things in my posts lol, y si prefieren leer algo en español, también pueden pedirnos usarlo si hacen un ask, acá está el intro post en español.

Our beloved neighbors that come to celebrate their not birthday with us! (anon list):

🧸 anon

🍰 anon

🥞anon

Do you also want to celebrate your not birthday? Of course, come with us, my brother makes the best brownie ever, you should try it!

[harrysmimi]

Coffee And Pancakes

Series Masterlist

More of my work | Read on Wattpad

A series (which originally was meant to be a Oneshot) where Harry meets someone at a cafe, with whom he falls he love. *Requests open*

CW: Mentions of chronic pain, mentions of troubled parents, mentions of smut and smut.

Coffee And Pancakes Harry visits this cafe everyday for this one person he likes (WC 5852)

Puppy Face Harry gets his second promised date (WC 7547)

My Missus Harry admits to have a girlfriend on a talk show (WC 8144)

New York Harry finally convinces his girl to come to see him play in New York (WC 7845)

Baby Talk Harry wants to try for a baby but is hesitant to tell his girlfriend (WC 7256)

Disrespect Harry walks in to see YN being mistreated by his fans at her work (WC 3032)

Italy YN and Harry's weekend trip to Italy (WC4305)

Sweet Memories Harry walks in on YN jamming to his old songs whilst making lunch (WC 1703)

Grocery Shopping Harry and YN being domestic (WC 2724)

The Missing Co-writer Harry doesn't feel to hide anymore (WC 2233)

Cheeky Monkey YN's got a good surprise for Harry (WC 600+)

Princess Jasmine Harry hangs out at the cafe his fiance works at by the closing time (WC 1193)

Gotchu! YN pranks Harry after he's returned home from the gym (WV 1648)

After Show Harry and YN finds some alone time after one of his shows to catch up (WC 4248)

I Will Always Love You Harry tries to lighten up YN's mood (WC 837)

Tag list:

Finally Your Husband YN and Harry tie the knots together in an intimate and private ceremony in Italy and they get to hear amazing news. (WC 2775)

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Masterlist!

Au's are listed from light to dark (in tone):

Blanket = Wednesday is a solitary prickly raven, it doesn't stop the nightshades from wanting to be friends though. When finally allowed to see the apartment, nightshades meet the hulking beast of Wednesday's roommate who isn't afraid to curl up in their murderous friend's space to sleep. It wouldn't be too surprising if Wednesday didn't just as easily initiate and reciprocate the affection.

Fluffy asf, Enid walks around in a blanket in the mornings and set in college with nosy nightshades.

Streamer Enid - Wenclair are married! Wednesday is a world renown horror author and actress. Enid is known as Endespair, an outcast streamer who simps over Wednesday Addams.

Post canon! Usually fluff with secret identity + social media shenanigans

Coffee (started by @theblackwolfalpha) - Enid's the owner of a coffee shop nearby. Lowkey looks like a front for a drug shop and Wednesday is the ceo enamored with the owner coffee. But being enamored doesn't stop the fact that Wednesday always looks ready to kill someone and now Enid's a worried worker.

Fluffy asf, theyre adults and Wednesday is awkward to hell and back. Enid's just vibing and working, wondering if weds is a serial killer

Demon Baby - Enid finds a demon baby in college, gets bonded with said Baby and Wednesday is the demon out to kill the baby. Somehow they end up living together and playing house.

Fluffy asf with suggestive works bc they're adults and lowkey married

She's the man - Enid is a sheltered teen who has to crossdress as her brother for reasons and attends nevermore for senior year. She figures herself out and ends up growing closer to how she is in canon! Wednesday has a crush on Enid, actually everybody has a crush on enid because she's nice. Wenclair is endgame though.

Has omegaverse themes for werewolf lore. Crack treated seriously

Hockey Enid - Wenclair meet one time as children in the winter. They grow close until Enid has to skeddadle away. Wednesday teaches Enid how to ice skate and now they're both grown ups pining over their childhood sweethearts. Enid thinks Wednesday hates her for leaving, Wednesday is simply awkward and really loves Enid. She loves her enough that she writes hockey RPF about a self insert and Enid. Enid finds this out and tries to court Wednesday with the fic as a reference.

Wednesday is a figure skater with Divina and Enid is hockey player with Yoko, they meet again because Yokovina are dating

crack treated seriously + mutual pining with misunderstandings

Jericho Online - Wenclair are childhood friends who met in this mmorpg game. Enid ghosts Wednesday for reasons as a preteen and in basic Wednesday fashion, grows a grudge because her digital wife straight up abandoned her. Adult Enid is a college student studying criminology and ends up logging in after so long. Wednesday is a streamer who was live when this happens and the two reunite in game after years.

Mutual pining and petty Wednesday, featuring a downbad chat.

Addams Twins - S1 except Wednesday has a twin, Cairo! Except she's a normie and oop, isn't that cute? they both seem to have an interest for one silly werewolf. Too bad a serial killer is on the loose but when has that ever stopped them?

Rather silly right now, mostly fluff and lowkey not taken seriously

Isekai - Enid gets yeeted into an isekai world as a preteen, she has characteristics of a werewolf similar to canon and fucks up the storyline by making the addams family more socially aware. Enid is a little shit of a butler and wednesday is an spoilt princess who wants her to herself.

Lowkey crack treated seriously with mutual pining wenclair

Parasyte - its a damn au, idk how to explain this. Enid gets smacked with a curse where her wolf instincts/negative feelings get manifested as this little symbiote-esque creature named Nine. She has to play impulse control while having a crush on Wednesday.

Spider Enid - Enid is spiderman. She goes by Beast to enemies or Fluffy to children. Wendesday is black cat stealing addams artifacts to make sure it doesn't land in bad hands. Enid has a crush on wednesday since they were children and Wednesday knows that Enid is spider man, she takes that opportunity to tease her with the mask.

Pining wenclair set in highschool with secret identity shenanigans.

PJO- Being a demigod is damn tiring but surprisingly Enid is alive at the ripe age of 30 smth. She has a lil found family and a cafe, so she's happy and oh? Whats a goddess doing here? Wednesday is the goddess of death and Enid is the reincarnation of her first love.

Slice of life, found family and a fuck ton of angst in Enid's backstory but overall pretty chill

Reincarnation - Wenclair are reincarnations of Goody and her beau Rosaline. Enid is haunted by nightmares and Wednesday keeps getting way too fluffy dreams of a smiling werewolf. Enid is all the more clingy to wednesday because she helps her sleep better.

fluffy, bother to lover wenclair with dark undertones but nothing too big

Military School - Post canon, Enid gets sent to a military school after imprinting on Wednesday during the hug. It takes a year or so until they get a chance to reunite but both are different. Wednesday is all the more open to make up for enid's absence and Enid wilting into a shadow of herself at the loss of Wednesday.

They meet again at an international outcast school tournament and Enid is distressed because Wednesday looks like she forgot about her. So she's bitter and plans to win the tournament to prove a point. Wednesday is lovestruck and simply happy to see Enid.

Friends to enemies? (more bitter rivals on enid's end) to lovers wenclair. Omegaverse (non sexual), dehumanizing and violent themes with focus more on werewolf lore

Tongues & Teeth - Post canon, takes place in the second semester after the nevermore break. Something happened to Enid during the winter and she's different when she comes back. All you need to know is that Enid wants Wednesday and she'll do anything for that.

Mutual pining wenclair but neither of them know. Dark themes are more prominent here.

Bodyguard Enid - Wednesday doesn't come back after season 1 and Enid is distraught because they're mates + separation anxiety. A decade passes and Enid is given the opportunity to guard Author Wednesday. Alot of pining, longing and pretty angsty in Enid's end.

Adult themes like violent thoughts, horrible coping mechanisms and more are here

Streamer Wednesday - same nevermore years as streamer enid. Wednesday streams herself writing and outcasts are more feared so now chat is worried about the werewolf lurking around in the back.

Wenclair are in a codependent relationship so there are adult + serious themes

Eldritch Farm - Enid and yoko are women set in medieval times who wake up to a life where they have wives. It freaks them out but they're rolling with it. Enid is a farmer, yoko is a winemaker.

Adult themes here because eldritch beings are terrifying. Usually hidden by fluff and slice of life.

Devotion - Enid is stuck at home, Wednesday is an eldritch being tethered to enid. Enid is going insane with every ritual she has to do but she's in love so likeee

Adult and dark themes, Wednesday is crazy

Stalker Enid - Enid admires wednesday alot, enough to start taking pictures to appreciate this new addition to her life. Enid is lowkey insane but wednesday is surprisingly into it. Enid is also a touch delusional.

dark themes for obsessive behavior but wholesome for some reason. Delves into how Enid didn't mean for it to escalate but it does bc that's just how stalkers are.

Scent Blind - College wenclair set in omegaverse. Enid is a beta built like an alpha. She has the equipment but she can't leave the marks nor has the same amount of virility. Wednesday is an omega with too sensitive of a nose. They're friends with benefits because wednesday says she wants the heat to pass faster, Enid agrees because its better to be intimate with wednesday then nothing.

sexual acts and themes, set in omegaverse but alot of feels and sentimental thoughts

Priest - Enid is a holy apprentice/priest and Wednesday is a demon. Wendesday wants to corrupt Enid and Enid wants to hold hands with the new pretty girl in town

not that dark, but it sure is sexual because wednesday is using lust as her main form of temptation before changing tactics the closer they get

Ortegaverse, otherwise known as Enid x... Ships are in order from when it happened:

Can also include just content with Enid x character!

Enid x phoebe - in junior year during winter break, Enid stays in nevermore due to straining family relations and meets phoebe a year before babysitter: the killer queen happens. They get close and Enid gets her first girlfriend and first heartbreak because phoebe leaves without warning by the time the new year comes.

Enid x tara - in the first semester break of senior year, Enid spends the time in new York where she gets decked by Tara after being confused for one of the ghostfaces tailing her. Short yet intense romance that lasts about a week or two where Enid goes through the shit in scream 6 with Tara. They couldn't work out because Tara had things to sort out and she didn't think it would be fair for Enid.

There's like, a whole debacle nearing the end of senior year where phoebe and Tara goes to Nevermore to see if they can have a chance with Enid but we're ignoring that so i can explain the rest of the ships.

Enid x Wednesday - after graduation, Enid spends the summer with the Addams in their manor. It's there that she gets really close with Wednesday, however feeling guilty because she's free loading, she runs away to gather as much money she could to pay them back. Wednesday is not happy with that and thus starts a chase that Enid is not even aware off.

Enid x vada - a few years after Enid decides to skedaddle from the Addams, she stumbles across a coffee shop and meets Vada. They end up rooming with each other for a bit but they both had their own issues and Enid is still sore about free loading and thinking that she isn't worthy to basically barge in someone's life like this.

Enid x lorraine - after the whole Vada fiasco, Enid is running low on money and stops by the day farm to recuperate for a bit before leaving. She somehow gets roped into being their farm hand and she ends up growing closer to the Day family's daughter, Lorraine. Except... This is in nowhere of Houston and outcasts are still seen as demons to most normies. After the events of X, Enid is once again on the run after she turns to save Lorraine

Enid x Mabel - twenty five and on the run, enid stumbles across drug dealer Mabel. On the run from the darker sides of life, the two get married!! they're very very healthy and actually have a child named May!

Everything is totally okay from here onward

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Maroon - A Collection of Marvel Women One Shots - Some 18+

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Short n' Sweet - A Collection of Real Person One Shots/Ficlets - Some 18+

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Vampire Things

Part One

Part Two

Part Three

Because Of You

Part One

Part Two

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Ups and Downs

Part One

Part Two

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Gamer!Wanda

First things first... just be nice!! If you're here I assume it's to read fan-fic just like the rest of us. I typically only write fem!reader and gn!reader only. I will write smut, angst, fluff (we all need it) age difference tropes, fictional step-cest, and more. Hard NO's - What I won’t write is pedophilia, scat play, incest. If you have ANY questions about what I will and won't write please message me. It's honestly just too much to write it all here.

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Just A Little Push

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Don't we just love an indecisive man. Welp, least he pretty.

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Soap had known Price for years, knew him to be strong headed and wise – always ready within a tactical situation. The man had saved his life on multiple occasions just by using his head and getting a plan into action. He had the upmost respect for him and would always look up to the older man.

But right now he had to take a photo of the silent stunned expression as he gawked at the poor woman who’s face was the shade of a beetroot. When he took the photo and sent it to Gaz and Ghost he could still see Price was frozen.

“Ya gonna scare the socks off her ya keep starin’ like tha’” He teased as he slid his phone back away.

Price blinked and seemed to click back into reality at that moment. He shook his head and cleared his throat as he took in his bearings and then turned to Soap.

“Go take the rubbish out, I don’t pay you to do nothing.” Price demanded as he put his own phone away finally and turned back to one of the coffee machines behind him.

Soap gaped like a fish above water as he tried to retort but gave up when Price didn’t acknowledge him and left to take out the rubbish in the back.

Price watched out of the corner of his eye to see Soap disappear and then let his shoulders sag. He rested his hands on the counter and hung his head with a deep exhale. He could feel the sweat building on his back, some on his forehead too. He took his cap off his head and wiped away at the layer building before replacing the cap and leaning against the counter again. Idiot. You see one woman and you’re a stinking mess, get a grip!

Price couldn’t help but let his eyes trail from the cups of coffee he was making throughout the rest of the afternoon. They would start on the task at hand, then he would be waiting for a machine to finish pouring the shot into the cup, then his eyes would raise above the machine and land right on the woman and her mother. She became much more relaxed as time ticked by, her mother made her laugh and her smile was radiant. The crinkle by her eyes, the rosey tint in her cheeks – hook, line and sinker.

*

The night came, the cafe was closed, and Price was sat with his head in his hands as his friends snickered and teased him after Soap re-enacted his earlier embarrassment. They had all met at the local pub down the road from their cafe, it was a steady night and Price was only half thinking he should’ve declined Soap’s offer for a drink.

“You’ve hundred percent convinced the woman that you’re a creepy stalker.” Gaz chuckled and took a swig of his pint.

“Shut your trap.” Price grumbled into his own pint as the rest chuckled at him.

“Come on Price, least let us see her.” Soap begged.

“You’ve already seen her, you serve her.” Price raised an eyebrow at her.

“I’ve never seen her.” Gaz raised his hand in level with his face.

Price exhaled heavily through his nose and leant back on his stool. He pulled his phone out and slid it over to the boys like a pack of mutts and they were instantly looking through the profile of the woman he had matched with.

“Aurora Wells, damn she is a beauty.” Soap gawked at the phone.

“She’s a teacher at the primary school near the cafe. Seems Price has a teacher kink.” Gaz teases. Price glares at him over the rim of his glass.

“Good hips.” Ghost comments and then turns back to his own pint.

All three men look at him as he lifts his balaclava up to his nose and drinks his beer.

“Well, he ain’t wrong.” Soap shrugs and looks back at the phone.

Price thought he could poke his own eyes through his head with the way he drags his hands down his face. He should never have let these boys sign him up to this app.

“So are you going to say hello to her?” Gaz asked as he passed the phone back – much to Soap’s disappointment.

“Not with you muppets hounding me.” Price puts his phone away.

They continue their drinks through the next couple of hours, pushing onto ten o’clock before Price calls it a night. He had deliveries in the morning, and he didn’t need to hear any more of the lads questioning when he was going to give this match a go.

He left Gaz and Soap stumbling together back towards their flat with Ghost following behind them with his hands in his pockets. Price lived the opposite way so began his trek home on his own.

The phone in his pocket burning a hole in his leg.

* 

The lunch rush was finally breaking down into the last few people that always ran late for everything. Price and Gaz were behind the counter, Soap running tables and Ghost was handling the food in the kitchen. Fridays were the busiest days in the week, followed closely by Mondays. With Ghost’s waffle special on Friday’s, it made the day even busier.

“So did you message her?” Gaz asks as he stands next to Price at the counter. Price was wiping down the coffee bean machine while Gaz was steaming some oat milk for an order for a middle-aged woman on the opposite side of the counter.

“What’re you sprouting about now?” Price sighs.

“You know exactly who I’m talking about.” Gaz chuckles to himself.

Price was already exhausted of this conversation.

“No.” He grumbles and finishes wiping the one spot of coffee that just refused to come out. Gaz tuts at him as he adds the milk into the ceramic mug and places it on the receiving counter for the lady waiting. Once she had walked away Gaz span onto Price and crossed his arms at the older man.

“What’s got you so worried about it? You’ll message her, maybe go out, maybe even have fun.” Gaz hinted. He then quickly dodged the cloth that Price threw over his shoulder at the young man.

“Butt out of, Kyle.” Price warned as he started to restock the coffee beans into the machine.

“Fine. I’m going out back for five.” Gaz shrugs then walks past Price to go through the kitchen.

Price was starting to become more irritated than interested because of all the nagging he was getting from his men. He had half a mind to delete the app from his phone and never give it another thought.

That was until he turned around to serve the new customer who just walked in and froze. Because standing on the opposite side of the counter was the schoolteacher that he matched with.

[ax-y10]

200 follower event welcome to ax's coffee shop

hello! the coffee shop is open! but, we have rules!

characters-

wilbur soot + bursonas

tommyinnit

ted nivison

tropes-

friends to lovers

enemies to lovers

stuck together (eg. elevator)

best friend's sibling

second chance

soul mates

au's-

royal/royalty

canon (for tommy and wilbur)

ghost/paranormal

churchboy (for wilbur)

childhood

hero/villain

songs-

washing machine heart - mitski

ophelia - the lumineers

numb little bug - em beihold

older (sped up) - isabel larosa

debbie downer - lolo, maggie lindemann

mr brightside - the killers

now, go ahead and place your order (request)

🤎- espresso - prompt's here choose a prompt from the list and a person and i'll write it

🍂- cappuccino - prompt's here choose a prompt and a person (specify character a or b) and i'll write it

🪶- latte - prompt's here choose a prompt, a person (specify character a or b), and a song and i'll write it

🍪- flat white - prompt's here choose a prompt, a person (specify character a or b) and an au and i'll write it

🧸- mocha - prompt's here choose a prompt, a person and a trope (enemies to lovers, friends to lovers etc.) and i'll write it

completed- picnicking together in a spot where couples usually picnic together. “we’re defying the norms,” character a says while being all snuggled up in character b’s comforting embrace - written (wilbur)

"you're treating me a lot differently these days, you know?" "oh? am i? well, i haven't really noticed" - written (tommy)

feeling worried when their crush isn’t at school - written (wilbur) written (ted)

fixing/fidgeting with their school tie/the hem of their shirt/the collar of their uniform whenever their crush walks past them - written (ted) written (tommy)

"you don’t have to like me back, you know? i just wanted to let you know how i felt, that’s all.” “well, too bad! because these feelings are mutual, and now you can’t get rid of me.” - written (wilbur)

“do i keep you warm or something?” character b says, sparing a glance in character a’s direction while they’re making their way down the street. “huh?” character a questions, startled out of their reverie. character b hides a grin behind a closed fist around their mouth, feigning a cough into it. “you’re always sticking so close to me these days. a little suspicious, no?” character b teases, and the reddening of the apples of character a’s cheeks doesn’t go unnoticed. - requested (ted)

dividers- @cafekitsune prompts- @dumplingsjinson

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Coffee Dates Masterlist

A Quiet Coffee Date on IOM (ao3) - ByTheFire

Summary: Dan and Phil go to explore downtown while Kath runs some errands and find a queer coffee shop

A Night Reimagined (ao3) - LyricalPary (hoseoky)

Summary: After getting stood up by his blind date, Phil decides to give up on the endless chase for romance. That is, until he encounters a crying boy on the bus ride home. Somehow, they end up spending the night together.

Caramel for Lester (ao3) - dont-tell-them-i-write-phan (QueenJunoTheGreat)

Summary: Dan and Phil go on that coffee date.

Coffee Shop Date (ao3) - multifandomer

Summary: Dan and Phil go on their date.

Coffee Shop Kisses - jarofprompts

Summary: Dan and Phil are in school and they go on a date. Four years later their still together.

élan - dan and phil oneshot (ao3) - planetaryparty

Summary: phil takes dan on a cute coffee shop date to Élan, a very soft and aesthetic place. cute boyfriend content commence

give me all your hopeless hearts (ao3) - itsmyusualphannie (itsmyusualweeb)

Summary: Dan is a university student who doesn't believe in love, but when Valentine's Day rolls around, he feels himself suddenly falling for the boy who sits next to him in his writing 101 class. When they're assigned a project together, Dan has the brilliant idea to ask Phil out - for research!

“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.”

jab of pain (ao3) - thesassykels66

Summary: Dan and Phil get quick flu jabs for their tour, and Phil doesn't have a good time.

Jokes On Them - dxnhowell

Summary: Dan and Phil both get stood up at the same coffee shop, so Dan starts talking to Phil and a friendship blossoms right before their eyes.

Why Storms Are Named After People (ao3) - alivingflop

Summary: Phil suggests they get coffee, six months after their bitter break up. Turns out being ‘just friends’ never works out when it’s with someone you spent ten years of your life with.

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Stranger Things Fic Masterlist

🚬Harringrove🕶 (Steve x Billy)

Vain for my blood: Explicit, PWP, vampire billy, biting, frottage, enemies to lovers, one shot

Empathetic asshole: Explicit, Body swap AU, slow burn, enemies to friends to lovers, smut

My ex's best friend: Explicit, Starving Artist/L.A. AU, unhealthy relationships, pining

Jawbreaker: Explicit, 90's AU, Dispensary worker!Steve, Tattoo artist!Billy, casual sex, emotional sex

Kitten: Explicit, Modern AU-BDSM, Dom!Billy, Sub!Steve, Different first meeting,

Trick or treat freak: Explicit, hate sex, canon divergence-Tina's halloween party

Ride with u: Explicit, Superpowers AU(Billy), slow burn, truth or dare

Dynastud: Explicit, gay chicken, PWP, Smut, paralell masterbation

I think I'm OKAY: Explicit, unhealthy/codependent relationships, rough sex

I think I need help: Explicit, enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst, hurt/comfort, eventual happy ending

🚬Harringroveson🕶🦇 (Steve x Billy x Eddie)

Neverender: Depressed billy, angst, hurt/comfort, steve and billy are healing exs, eddie is part of that process

Watch me come apart: Explicit, locker room threesome, semi public sex, accidental voyeurism

Love me or hate me I just don't care: Explicit, angst with a happy ending, handjobs, enemies to lovers

HOT TO GO! Mature, pre-slash, flirting, summertime

Eastside: Explicit, heavy angst paired with harringrove smut, eventual happier ending, vecna possesed Eddie

You know what they say about assuming: Explicit, Slow burn, smut, blow jobs, threesome

Figure you out: Band AU(kinda), Panic at the disco, Corroded Coffin are on tour together

🚬Mungrove🦇 (Eddie x Billy)

Death changes everything: Explicit, blow jobs, PWP, piercings

Here (In Your Arms): flirting, kissing, anal sex, safe sex, cold fingers warm lips, spit kink, finger sucking, hair pulling,

🕶Stonathan📸 (Steve x Jonathan)

Spaces in between insane and insecure: Mature, sex for drugs, complicated relationships

[steviebbboi]

Mel's Free Dividers Masterlist

If you end up using any of them, kindly tag me @steviebbboi and/or reblog~ thanks for interacting!

Bubble/Bubblebath Dividers

Coffee (Fall Season Themed) Dividers

Crystal-themed Dividers

Fall/Autumn Season Dividers

Fire Dividers (transparent/and non-transparent)

Phoenix Dividers (transparent/and non-transparent)

[chiwhorei]

♡ 𝙾𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚙!

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♡ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎’𝚛𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎! 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜-𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝚊 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙰𝚄? 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜-𝚝𝚘-𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜? 𝙿𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚘𝚗? 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚋 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎, 𝚠𝚎’𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎!

♡ 𝙼.𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝��𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝟸𝟿𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚝 𝟻𝚙𝚖 𝙴𝚂𝚃. 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜/𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍!

♡ 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙼𝚎𝚗𝚞? 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝!

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Connie Springer - AoT || @cower-before-power

Hange Zoë - AoT || @14thcommander

Kenny Ackerman - AoT || @bluebellhairpin

Nanami Kento - JJK || @crybaby-ink

Yuji Itadori - JJK || @saintsugu

Ushijima Wakatoshi - Haikyuu!! || @strafepanzer

Yami Sukehiro - Black Clover || @chiwhorei

Zora Ideale - Black Clover || @ricecrispiebirb

Matt Miller - Saint’s Row || @sinful-sketches

Barbatos - Obey Me || @arvandus

Barry Allen x OC - DC, The Flash || @attack-on-speedsters

Miguel O’Hara - Marvel, ATSV || @teratonasti

Tormund Giantsbane - Game of Thrones || @teratonasti

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MASTERLIST

to be updated with more stuff very soon HOORAYYY

ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN WORKS

IN THE WILD WILD WEST [Steel Ball Run Reader Insert]

[Name] [Surname] has a dream of becoming a famous writer. Every good writer needs a start, right? It seems like a cross-country race was a good choice! Besides, she’s been picking up horseback riding, so why not write about the experience and break those glass ceilings as she goes?

…Well, she’s got a lot to learn. Turns out things aren’t so easy for a woman these days. Between a horse race and the search for some Saint’s “corpse parts”, she can’t catch a break.

Seriously, this all started because of a damn race!

ANOMALIES AND DIAMONDS [Diamond is Unbreakable Reader Insert]

The quaint and small town of Morioh was a dream for those looking to get away from the bustling cities that littered Japan. [Name] [Surname] had started to think differently though. Regardless of her parents opinion, living here had started to become strange. Add a couple of supernatural events, a serial killer, and some new friends in the mix….

Oh, this is a recipe for disaster!

OTHER WORKS

BLOODY ORCHID [Steel Ball Run Modern AU x GN!Reader]

this one is a fanfic im writing slightly based off of two horror movies, scream/jennifer's body!! (DO U GUYS SEE MY VISION?!?!?!) i may post this here idk. its probably gonna be a fun little fic about college life at first but then it gets crazy?

You, Johnny, Gyro, and many other of your friends are trying to navigate the tribulations of college. One day, a brutal murder completely shakes the entire community to it's core. Everyone is a suspect...even you. Just a reminder, you can't trust anyone, not even yourself.