#coffcoff

[namnomm23]

i’m so glad i don’t play on en anymore bc i’ve seen so many chiakips get annihilated by his fs today

[justcallmesolll]

everyone probably would be surprised because my 'type' is slowly deteriorating more and more and my standards r dropping everyday so the men i like get progressively more crusty as it goes <33

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[ladyofmelk]

rip to ppl whose language doesn't have any distinction between formal and informal you, you'll never understand the shock of hearing a character switch from Voi to Tu (esp in romantic context)

[chikaalien]

Esto no es una entrada anti Sam, sino más bien un análisis muy breve sobre el pickme girl y como Sam es un gran ejemplo de eso

Por lo cual, no es halagador con ella

Hay dos cosas que vi recientemente: Danny Phantom y el significado del término Pick me girl.

El término pick me girl hace referencia a la chica que dice "Elígeme" "no soy como las demás chicas". Es la chica que a diferencia de las chicas "tontas y superficiales" o "huecas e interesadas" es una chica que actúa diferente al resto, que es culta e interesante, que entiende de deportes y videojuegos, que no le importa comer las calorías de más de unas hamburguesas.

Y luego está Danny Phantom, una serie en transmisión del 2004 al 2007 en EEUU y la cual siendo sincera, no ha envejecido bien. Ni por su creador (es un narcisista cultista), ni por sus personajes.

Para empezar y sin ahondar mucho, estos son adolescentes escritos en los 2000s y muy influenciados por los 90s, y créanme hay muchas cosas de las que actualmente somos conscientes de lo mal que están; como por ejemplo Danny metiéndose al baño de chicas, Tucker cosificando a chicas y aprovechándose de su vulnerabilidad, y Sam oh Sam, ay Sam.

Cuando era una niña, amaba a Sam, adoraba a Sam, era tan cool tan oscura, a veces quería sonar igual de culta que ella, podrían gustarme Ember o Desirée, pero era Sam la chica adolescente a la que podía aspirar ser.

Pero (y por si acaso no ha quedado claro) lamento decir que mi querida y ex favorita Sam es nada más y nada menos que una pick me girl y a continuación explicaré porqué:

-Sam desprecia totalmente a todas las chicas, desde la superficial de Pauina hasta la bien intencionada Jazz, no hay ninguna chica a quién no considere indeseable, ni siquiera después de trabajar con Jazz llega a respetarla por completo -Es una genio de los videojuegos y una atleta impresionante, Sam no pierde el tiempo en maquillaje y música comercial, está muy ocupada siendo una chica que es muy pro en los videojuegos. -No tiene ninguna amigA y siendo sincera creo que es porque ninguna de las chicas aceptaría el ambiente hostil donde cada desición que tome no la complazca -Apuntando al punto anterior es una chica entre dos amigos varones, que son bastantes cuestionables en varios puntos pero sobre todo en su cosificación de las mujeres, tanto que Sam no era considerada como una como para que pudieran respetarla, aunque a veces ella reclamara esto no es tan seguido como quisiera

Hay otros puntos cuestionables que tengo con respecto a este personaje (que actualmente me parece más una whitexican "good vibes" que una activista vegana), pero eso es un tema para otro dia. ¿La sigo quieriendo? sí, pero por pura nostalgia, mi nueva favorita es Jazz. Tampoco busco crucificrla porque para mi el pick me girl es una fase que por la heteronormatividad y el amor romántico pasamos muchas, que conlleva una rivalidad que no debería existir, pero ya es decisión y la madurez de cada una el seguir ahí o admitir que realmente ser como las otras chicas no es malo y te aleja de una vida solitaria y hasta peligrosa.

[giolovesyousm]

going absolutely feral about 1989 tv SOOO these are some verses very editable imo of the new from the vault tracks...

"slut!"

Say Don't Go

Now That We Don't Talk

Suburban Legends

Is It Over Now?

[marvgot]

' no es mi culpa que los títulos se parezcan ' se queja, mas no hay pizca de molestia en su hablar. cuando asiento es concedido -al menos ya con palabras-, se acoda mejor en su lugar, mirando de reojo palomitas que la otra le ofrece. ' no, gracias, ya tengo las mías y he pedido unas grandes ' suelta un largo suspiro, mirando aquella vasija que ella misma sostiene, sin saber por qué había pedido de esa medida. ' no presté atención cuando pasaron jaws, ¿crees que más tarde las vuelvan a repetir? ' curiosea ' dijeron que está divertida, qué te hace reír por los efectos de aquellos tiempos ' y ríe un tanto de tan solo imaginarse el tipo de ediciones. ' ¿tú la viste? ¿o donde estabas? '.

se reacomoda sobre su asiento cuando menor se deja caer a su lado, mirada viaja a facciones femeninas y ocurrencia le provoca una risa, suave pero genuina. "no hablas enserio..." no busca dudar de ella, pero le resulta más que entretenida la confusión. "todo tuyo." se refiere al siento, claro, pero al mismo tiempo también extiende un paquete de palomitas en dirección a margot, ofreciéndolo. "¿quieres? sorprendentemente están buenas." además, ya había comido las suficientes y prefería involucrarse en conversación con contraria que seguir brindándole toda su atención a la pantalla. @marvgot.

[tarta-de-limon]

The four main batboys! I thought it'd be nice to put them like, two looking right, two looking left.

I tried my best to do them different...I don't think I quite managed, but I guess that just means I gotta draw them more.

And I really could try to study anatomy and all that...but...well, lazy artist 😭

C'mon, I mention it every couple months, do I have to remind y'all I'm lazy asf?

I'm not beating the favorite kids allegations, I mean (coffcoff DamianAndJasonLookMoreDetailed coffcoff). Okay, maybe not more detailed, but...idk, can you feel the love I have for them? I think you can...

If you can't, then maybe it's just me.

But y'all can see how much I love Damian, right????

I feel bad, poor Dick was the only one who doesn't have a background. I honestly wasn't intending on drawing all four until I said: hey, I already drew this two (Jason and Dick) let's draw the rest!

Anyway, here they are!

Ps: this is how it looked before I finished Damian's portrait. Thought it was funny 😭

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Today I asked people to send me pics I can redraw with Sector V 2.0 (because I can't sneakly put them in KND scenes since coffcoff they are from the future, so I had to adapt) and this is the finished result of the lineart I posted and deleted.

A little rant under read more.

Sorry, today was a really heavy day... I got insulted, my art and comics were called "shitty" and "something no one cares about" and it hit hard... it brought me back to times I thought were long gone since people involved are gone for good.

But... here we are. It got me too hard. Idk if I'll do more but if you want, you are free to send a scene you want to see them in. All together or just one or two characters, it's ok (if you wish, you can specify what characters, too).

Adults and Villains can be included. If you sneak a teen in, it might become a Sector V TND member, if it fits.

I already got 3 of them (two of which have the same pic and YES!! I will do it next when I have free time or more than an hour or breathe and people are not calling me names and play victims when I counterattack). And yes, if you sent one and found another good one, send it in too! I will make a separate post for everything!

Anyway... thank you all for your support. This is mostly for you.

I'll be fine. I just need to sleep now.

Enjoy.

[analux19]

Drifting Stars Au

Among the Stars by Maviiigirl en AO3

Entonces, me leí este fic donde en lugar de que Ford regrese al encender el portal Mabel es absorbida y se encuentra con Ford. Mientras ellos se encuentran en el multiverso, Dipper y Stan buscan encender el portal para traer a sus hermanos de vuelta.

y una Reverse Mabel porque me encanta su diseño. Mabel no es mi favorita ni esta cerca de serlo, pero me encanta dibujarla, se siente tan dinamica.

Por si no se ve o entiende lo que escribí, dice "Cansada de cuidar a un viejo terco *CoffCoff FordCoffCoff*"

[curly-cottage-girl]

This is tumblr bestie, I didn’t even wonder about it

If anyone's wondering why i've been obsessively reblogging trigun content lately and seemingly little else, it's bc my queue decided AH. time to dump out literally everything in here for the next couple days <3 have fun looking insane

[midnightfrappe]

FNAF MOVIE THEORY AND RAMBLING (spoilers with some images and quotes)

Okay so, idk where to start but i'll try to make everything that i say connect, starting with Garrett, Mike's lost brother.

We see the exact moment he was taken, just playing around and the next second he was in a car that was driving off. But there was no screaming, not even a scared face from Garrett, this is a kid who's not sure why his brother is chasing the car with so much fear.

We obviously know at the end of the movie that William was the one that did it, but there was never an explanation of why. He did say ''First i killed your brother. Now i'll kill you'', but how did he know about Mike's brother? It could be Vanessa that told him about Mike's brother, but there was something off about William since the beginning of the movie, before Vanessa even knew Mike.

Mike is searching for a job and ''Steve'' is looking thru his records and saying he's trying to figure out who he is. Well, that's exactly what he does when he reads his name. He quickly looks up to him in a shocked way, even getting a closer look at Mike like he was trying to recognize his face which he probably does because he starts acting weird and nervous, then he is very insisting on giving him the job that he knows will surely kill him.

But then again, how does he know Mike and Garrett? The name Schmit could be one of the reasons and just looking at Mike's face is a confirmation. Now this is where i start with my theory.

Garrett was taken just like Charlie in the games, no one was looking and then a car just passed by to use that opportunity, making them the first victims in the movie and games respectively.

Now, that gives the possibility that Garrett's father was somehow connected to William, perhaps as a friend or coworker, because why would William go to a place as far away as the woods just to kidnap and kill a random child if the pizzeria was the safest option? He had a reason to target his friend's son, I can't think of one rn, but that could mean Garrett's dad takes the rol of Henry. Explaining why William recognizes Mike, he was the older son of his friend, the brother of his first victim.

As a bonus, that could explain why Garret didn't scream or looked scared and everything happened so fast. He just saw a familiar face, someone his dad knew and wasn't really a stranger.

William says to Mike at the end ''You couldn't just leave it alone, could you?'', he knows what he did and thinks Mike was trying to go after him (i mean, he was looking for him thru his dreams, but something tells me William thinks he was searching for him irl, that's why he's shocked when he sees him right in his office, the thinks Mike finally found him but my guy was just trying to look for a job lmao).

Now getting a little crazier, in the credits we hear some words that say ''COME FIND ME'', who do we need to find? the children? We already know where they are. William? Let that mf be trapped where he is. The only one we don't know where it ended up was Garrett, but where is he? Maybe that music box at the end is an indication that Puppet is present, and the possibility of having some things related to the games could mean that Garrett may or may not be related to the puppet. (Coffcoff Garret being the Puppet just like Charlie).

Now for some silly stuff: I really think this is an AU where William and Henry swap children, Henry has 3 and William only has one. Of course William would have a normal life after killing kids and ruining Henry's life, he doesn't have to worry about his children killing each other, he just takes care of one who can be easily manipulated and lives a normal life as a career counselor. Giving his trophy (the pizzeria) people who can keep it safe.

Meanwhile Henry's family suffers just like the game but with extra steps, but I also think that Mike and Garret having a good relationship is proof of good parenting, not like the games where Mike bullies his little brother and William doesn't give a fuck about them or Elizabeth. That's also my opinion that the movies could work without the bite of '83 or even sister location, all of that could be avoided with a loving family.

The family Michael Afton and his brothers needed, the one that they deserved.

''This isn't how it happend. This isn't real.''

[namnomm23]

ABOUT TIME SHES BEEN IN RHE BASEMENT FOR SO LONG

[mswyrr]

In asoiaf storyverse, the god of death, The Stranger, is also the god of the unknown. Outcasts feel drawn to this god. As a disabled and despised man, Tyrion lights a candle to the Stranger for himself, though people dislike acknowledging that god overall. I've thought about how queer characters (coffcoff Alicent in the rhaenicent fic I am struggling to write lol) in that faith might feel drawn to the Stranger as well due to being outcast/"unknown" in their culture and the god's nature as neither male nor female. Overall, the affinity for a Death god for people who don't belong is on my mind.

That made me really think about how Agatha is with Rio when they're alone. There's something deep about the way she can be quiet with Rio. She is so loud with others, constantly putting on a show to control them and keep them away from her heart. But she can be quiet and real (and sad - just after Lilia and Alice's scene about how "sad is better than angry") with Rio. Vulnerable and intimate, letting her true heart show and giving and receiving intimacy in the most tender way.

I'm sure in their time together they had a hell of a lot of fun and mischief and enjoyed every moment of it! But their bond was so much deeper than that. The Stranger who doesn't belong anywhere (and yet we all have a date to meet her already set from the moment we're born - "te veo," she will see us all one day, no escaping that) found a human who could truly love her - and the outcast, the alien and alienated from all human companionship witch, she found her heart's rest in the Stranger.

[ladyofmelk]

I want to edit 1969 ivan to some cunty song...

[milky-rozen]

Have you watched the movie "Gods Of Egpyt" 2016, what is your favorite ship in it?

Heya!

Yes I did, and I have a love-hate relationship with this movie cause on one hand, it's so ugly is a masterpiece and I have some fond memories of it, but on the other,,, I mean, you get the point lol it's so inaccurate and whitewashed it looks more like a parody than an actual movie about the gods of Egypt, but there are still some fun elements and ideas I've appreciated! (*coffcoff*Thoth*coffcoff*)

For some reason, I liked the idea of Hathor and Seth being together. They had some,,, weird chemistry going on and I didn't mind it lol, so when I realized the Movie wasn't going in that direction I kinda felt disappointed lmao cause that would have been such a huge and interesting plot twist! You know, at that point I was like, Ok f*ck accuracy, This movie ain't about that, just give me something, but it didn't lol

[honey-tongued-devil]

Hi! I am the ao3 user that left the comment on your Vander fic with the ”Vander and Silco probably talked about their conversations with the emissary”(and technically also the user promised pancakes) and I kinda imagined another thing based on that same chapter, relating to the kids this time. Imagine one day a stranger comes to vaccinate you, they give you candy, answers your questions, eat pancakes with you for breakfast. The kids go about their day and think ”I can wait until they return, maybe we will get candy.” And then the next day that person comes back and is extremt blunt about your adoptive uncles infected wound(to light put it), cusses out your dad and threatens to burn down you home. The cognitive dissonance! I just imagine that the next time they come back the kids just hesitantly looks at them, because they truly do not know if the emissary will give them candy or follow through with their threat.

Even though there is only three chapters currently out in ’Anytime it rains’, the characters feel so vivid to me and alike how they would behave in canon. Your fic just scratches an itch in my brain. I hope any of the things that I have written makes sense. Have a good day!

You have no idea how important reviews, comments, and interactions like these are for us writers. I write, so I spend my days thinking about my silly little story, but seeing someone get just as invested is pure fuel.

Yes!!! Tell me what you think, what you imagine, what you liked—let's freak out together!!

Can you imagine having absolutely no idea what's going to happen next? And not just with the kids—everyone. Even Vander who is used to dealing with difficult people (though "dealing" might be a stretch—it's more like nodding along in a vaguely accommodating way).

At this point, I think the Emissary has become the bar’s inside joke. Kids included.

Right now, I’m on the second part of Chapter 4, and I already have a spinoff in mind (with another character, coffcoff)—about 6 pages so far. Hopefully, this one stays under 20 pages (neither the Emissary gets paid enough for what he does, nor do I for writing it all down).