#coffcoff

[namnomm23]

i’m so glad i don’t play on en anymore bc i’ve seen so many chiakips get annihilated by his fs today

[justcallmesolll]

everyone probably would be surprised because my 'type' is slowly deteriorating more and more and my standards r dropping everyday so the men i like get progressively more crusty as it goes <33

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[ladyofmelk]

rip to ppl whose language doesn't have any distinction between formal and informal you, you'll never understand the shock of hearing a character switch from Voi to Tu (esp in romantic context)

[chikaalien]

Esto no es una entrada anti Sam, sino más bien un análisis muy breve sobre el pickme girl y como Sam es un gran ejemplo de eso

Por lo cual, no es halagador con ella

Hay dos cosas que vi recientemente: Danny Phantom y el significado del término Pick me girl.

El término pick me girl hace referencia a la chica que dice "Elígeme" "no soy como las demás chicas". Es la chica que a diferencia de las chicas "tontas y superficiales" o "huecas e interesadas" es una chica que actúa diferente al resto, que es culta e interesante, que entiende de deportes y videojuegos, que no le importa comer las calorías de más de unas hamburguesas.

Y luego está Danny Phantom, una serie en transmisión del 2004 al 2007 en EEUU y la cual siendo sincera, no ha envejecido bien. Ni por su creador (es un narcisista cultista), ni por sus personajes.

Para empezar y sin ahondar mucho, estos son adolescentes escritos en los 2000s y muy influenciados por los 90s, y créanme hay muchas cosas de las que actualmente somos conscientes de lo mal que están; como por ejemplo Danny metiéndose al baño de chicas, Tucker cosificando a chicas y aprovechándose de su vulnerabilidad, y Sam oh Sam, ay Sam.

Cuando era una niña, amaba a Sam, adoraba a Sam, era tan cool tan oscura, a veces quería sonar igual de culta que ella, podrían gustarme Ember o Desirée, pero era Sam la chica adolescente a la que podía aspirar ser.

Pero (y por si acaso no ha quedado claro) lamento decir que mi querida y ex favorita Sam es nada más y nada menos que una pick me girl y a continuación explicaré porqué:

-Sam desprecia totalmente a todas las chicas, desde la superficial de Pauina hasta la bien intencionada Jazz, no hay ninguna chica a quién no considere indeseable, ni siquiera después de trabajar con Jazz llega a respetarla por completo -Es una genio de los videojuegos y una atleta impresionante, Sam no pierde el tiempo en maquillaje y música comercial, está muy ocupada siendo una chica que es muy pro en los videojuegos. -No tiene ninguna amigA y siendo sincera creo que es porque ninguna de las chicas aceptaría el ambiente hostil donde cada desición que tome no la complazca -Apuntando al punto anterior es una chica entre dos amigos varones, que son bastantes cuestionables en varios puntos pero sobre todo en su cosificación de las mujeres, tanto que Sam no era considerada como una como para que pudieran respetarla, aunque a veces ella reclamara esto no es tan seguido como quisiera

Hay otros puntos cuestionables que tengo con respecto a este personaje (que actualmente me parece más una whitexican "good vibes" que una activista vegana), pero eso es un tema para otro dia. ¿La sigo quieriendo? sí, pero por pura nostalgia, mi nueva favorita es Jazz. Tampoco busco crucificrla porque para mi el pick me girl es una fase que por la heteronormatividad y el amor romántico pasamos muchas, que conlleva una rivalidad que no debería existir, pero ya es decisión y la madurez de cada una el seguir ahí o admitir que realmente ser como las otras chicas no es malo y te aleja de una vida solitaria y hasta peligrosa.

[giolovesyousm]

going absolutely feral about 1989 tv SOOO these are some verses very editable imo of the new from the vault tracks...

"slut!"

Say Don't Go

Now That We Don't Talk

Suburban Legends

Is It Over Now?

[marvgot]

' no es mi culpa que los títulos se parezcan ' se queja, mas no hay pizca de molestia en su hablar. cuando asiento es concedido -al menos ya con palabras-, se acoda mejor en su lugar, mirando de reojo palomitas que la otra le ofrece. ' no, gracias, ya tengo las mías y he pedido unas grandes ' suelta un largo suspiro, mirando aquella vasija que ella misma sostiene, sin saber por qué había pedido de esa medida. ' no presté atención cuando pasaron jaws, ¿crees que más tarde las vuelvan a repetir? ' curiosea ' dijeron que está divertida, qué te hace reír por los efectos de aquellos tiempos ' y ríe un tanto de tan solo imaginarse el tipo de ediciones. ' ¿tú la viste? ¿o donde estabas? '.

se reacomoda sobre su asiento cuando menor se deja caer a su lado, mirada viaja a facciones femeninas y ocurrencia le provoca una risa, suave pero genuina. "no hablas enserio..." no busca dudar de ella, pero le resulta más que entretenida la confusión. "todo tuyo." se refiere al siento, claro, pero al mismo tiempo también extiende un paquete de palomitas en dirección a margot, ofreciéndolo. "¿quieres? sorprendentemente están buenas." además, ya había comido las suficientes y prefería involucrarse en conversación con contraria que seguir brindándole toda su atención a la pantalla. @marvgot.

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Today I asked people to send me pics I can redraw with Sector V 2.0 (because I can't sneakly put them in KND scenes since coffcoff they are from the future, so I had to adapt) and this is the finished result of the lineart I posted and deleted.

A little rant under read more.

Sorry, today was a really heavy day... I got insulted, my art and comics were called "shitty" and "something no one cares about" and it hit hard... it brought me back to times I thought were long gone since people involved are gone for good.

But... here we are. It got me too hard. Idk if I'll do more but if you want, you are free to send a scene you want to see them in. All together or just one or two characters, it's ok (if you wish, you can specify what characters, too).

Adults and Villains can be included. If you sneak a teen in, it might become a Sector V TND member, if it fits.

I already got 3 of them (two of which have the same pic and YES!! I will do it next when I have free time or more than an hour or breathe and people are not calling me names and play victims when I counterattack). And yes, if you sent one and found another good one, send it in too! I will make a separate post for everything!

Anyway... thank you all for your support. This is mostly for you.

I'll be fine. I just need to sleep now.

Enjoy.

[analux19]

Drifting Stars Au

Among the Stars by Maviiigirl en AO3

Entonces, me leí este fic donde en lugar de que Ford regrese al encender el portal Mabel es absorbida y se encuentra con Ford. Mientras ellos se encuentran en el multiverso, Dipper y Stan buscan encender el portal para traer a sus hermanos de vuelta.

y una Reverse Mabel porque me encanta su diseño. Mabel no es mi favorita ni esta cerca de serlo, pero me encanta dibujarla, se siente tan dinamica.

Por si no se ve o entiende lo que escribí, dice "Cansada de cuidar a un viejo terco *CoffCoff FordCoffCoff*"

[midnightfrappe]

FNAF MOVIE THEORY AND RAMBLING (spoilers with some images and quotes)

Okay so, idk where to start but i'll try to make everything that i say connect, starting with Garrett, Mike's lost brother.

We see the exact moment he was taken, just playing around and the next second he was in a car that was driving off. But there was no screaming, not even a scared face from Garrett, this is a kid who's not sure why his brother is chasing the car with so much fear.

We obviously know at the end of the movie that William was the one that did it, but there was never an explanation of why. He did say ''First i killed your brother. Now i'll kill you'', but how did he know about Mike's brother? It could be Vanessa that told him about Mike's brother, but there was something off about William since the beginning of the movie, before Vanessa even knew Mike.

Mike is searching for a job and ''Steve'' is looking thru his records and saying he's trying to figure out who he is. Well, that's exactly what he does when he reads his name. He quickly looks up to him in a shocked way, even getting a closer look at Mike like he was trying to recognize his face which he probably does because he starts acting weird and nervous, then he is very insisting on giving him the job that he knows will surely kill him.

But then again, how does he know Mike and Garrett? The name Schmit could be one of the reasons and just looking at Mike's face is a confirmation. Now this is where i start with my theory.

Garrett was taken just like Charlie in the games, no one was looking and then a car just passed by to use that opportunity, making them the first victims in the movie and games respectively.

Now, that gives the possibility that Garrett's father was somehow connected to William, perhaps as a friend or coworker, because why would William go to a place as far away as the woods just to kidnap and kill a random child if the pizzeria was the safest option? He had a reason to target his friend's son, I can't think of one rn, but that could mean Garrett's dad takes the rol of Henry. Explaining why William recognizes Mike, he was the older son of his friend, the brother of his first victim.

As a bonus, that could explain why Garret didn't scream or looked scared and everything happened so fast. He just saw a familiar face, someone his dad knew and wasn't really a stranger.

William says to Mike at the end ''You couldn't just leave it alone, could you?'', he knows what he did and thinks Mike was trying to go after him (i mean, he was looking for him thru his dreams, but something tells me William thinks he was searching for him irl, that's why he's shocked when he sees him right in his office, the thinks Mike finally found him but my guy was just trying to look for a job lmao).

Now getting a little crazier, in the credits we hear some words that say ''COME FIND ME'', who do we need to find? the children? We already know where they are. William? Let that mf be trapped where he is. The only one we don't know where it ended up was Garrett, but where is he? Maybe that music box at the end is an indication that Puppet is present, and the possibility of having some things related to the games could mean that Garrett may or may not be related to the puppet. (Coffcoff Garret being the Puppet just like Charlie).

Now for some silly stuff: I really think this is an AU where William and Henry swap children, Henry has 3 and William only has one. Of course William would have a normal life after killing kids and ruining Henry's life, he doesn't have to worry about his children killing each other, he just takes care of one who can be easily manipulated and lives a normal life as a career counselor. Giving his trophy (the pizzeria) people who can keep it safe.

Meanwhile Henry's family suffers just like the game but with extra steps, but I also think that Mike and Garret having a good relationship is proof of good parenting, not like the games where Mike bullies his little brother and William doesn't give a fuck about them or Elizabeth. That's also my opinion that the movies could work without the bite of '83 or even sister location, all of that could be avoided with a loving family.

The family Michael Afton and his brothers needed, the one that they deserved.

''This isn't how it happend. This isn't real.''

[curly-cottage-girl]

This is tumblr bestie, I didn’t even wonder about it

If anyone's wondering why i've been obsessively reblogging trigun content lately and seemingly little else, it's bc my queue decided AH. time to dump out literally everything in here for the next couple days <3 have fun looking insane

[namnomm23]

ABOUT TIME SHES BEEN IN RHE BASEMENT FOR SO LONG

[mswyrr]

In asoiaf storyverse, the god of death, The Stranger, is also the god of the unknown. Outcasts feel drawn to this god. As a disabled and despised man, Tyrion lights a candle to the Stranger for himself, though people dislike acknowledging that god overall. I've thought about how queer characters (coffcoff Alicent in the rhaenicent fic I am struggling to write lol) in that faith might feel drawn to the Stranger as well due to being outcast/"unknown" in their culture and the god's nature as neither male nor female. Overall, the affinity for a Death god for people who don't belong is on my mind.

That made me really think about how Agatha is with Rio when they're alone. There's something deep about the way she can be quiet with Rio. She is so loud with others, constantly putting on a show to control them and keep them away from her heart. But she can be quiet and real (and sad - just after Lilia and Alice's scene about how "sad is better than angry") with Rio. Vulnerable and intimate, letting her true heart show and giving and receiving intimacy in the most tender way.

I'm sure in their time together they had a hell of a lot of fun and mischief and enjoyed every moment of it! But their bond was so much deeper than that. The Stranger who doesn't belong anywhere (and yet we all have a date to meet her already set from the moment we're born - "te veo," she will see us all one day, no escaping that) found a human who could truly love her - and the outcast, the alien and alienated from all human companionship witch, she found her heart's rest in the Stranger.

[ladyofmelk]

I want to edit 1969 ivan to some cunty song...

[omarfor-orchestra]

Sto andando a vedere Cristina D'Avena tra l'altro

And for carnival today I dressed up as an art student

[aeste]

Since we are celebrating the first anniversary of Nu:Carnival, here's to you a completely ot list of my five favorite h-scenes of the game.

I started two days after launch and in this long year I've grinded 200 rooms with the strength of a thousand suns and a lot of patience, so here's my rambling about this crappy game that makes me cry at every cliché put up like I've never seen one in my life <3

5) Quincy Forest Guardian Room 5

I know, all the SR h-scenes are a bit cringeworthy, both in length and in how they are written, and it was only by re-watching them that I actually realized how much they have improved over time.

Anyway, this one is hands down my favorite because I love how super soft Quincy is with Eiden despite how at first impression it may seem otherwise. In general all of Quincy's rooms are super wholesome, even those of Eclipse event, but here a little bit of the atmosphere, a little bit of the location, make it even more intimate.

By the way, being precisely among the first scenes, compared to all the other members you really notice the difference.

((Then excuse me but Quincy is an absurd simp for Eiden, like, he keeps going along with any of his shit without blinking from the second zero?? iconic))

4) Edmond Sweet Aroma Room 2 || Kuya Kitsune Dream Room 5

I KNOW There are supposed to be only one scene for point, but I am weak and indecisive so I put both💀

Let's start with Edmond, I'm going to put my hands up and say that all the rooms in this event have emotionally destroyed me, BUT!

This scene because a) it finally removed the Hamletic doubt we all had about Edmond whether his nipples were really inverted and not just a collective mass hallucination and b) because it is like Room 2 of White Lover (Valentine's Day event) but better. Edmond is a tsundere and so far we all know that, but this was actually the event where he embraced his bottom being and seeing him so surrendered in Eiden's arms behind some trees... Yes.

Usually room 2 of events don't say much to me made a few exceptions (COFF KUYA COFFCOFF DANTE COFFCOFF YAKUMO AT HALLOWEEN) But here I swear to you the first time I saw it I gasped so hard I had to watch it a second time instantly to make an indecent amount of screens, and flood my friends' memory with endless spam on WhatsApp.

Kuya, on the other hand, there is only one thing that makes me love this room madly namely: the moment when Eiden asks him if he can take off his glasses because he wants to look at his face, and he goes along with it by doing so🥺

It's a single gesture, but the very fact that he listened to him instead of continuing to fuck him against the wall>>>>

I really liked Kuya in this event even though he was still an unqualified asshole; but he has his own traumas about abandonment and stuff so we forgive him. By the way those glasses in his skin keep killing me, it was like the last thing I expected and I don't know if I love the fact that they look so good on him, or the endless amount of memes that resulted then LMAO

(( Also bonus because Eiden is adorable in this event and in this scene in particular <3))

3) Dante Icy Equilibrium Room 5

Dante is like my biggest ??? within this game ahahaha, I like his design a lot but at the moment I'm still not too fond of him.

BUT HERE MY GUYS Apart from the fact that I LOVE the skin of this event despite the dubious gravity with which the coat is on his shoulders; for the first time his rooms are not just endless scenes of him fight with Eiden every second to prove that he's the best like children, but I really felt a little more depth, and the fact that there was the first kiss between the two of them AAAAAH turned the whole thing around because it went to a search for even emotional intimacy if you can call it that. The whole part where Eiden drags him into the room, and he laughs as he loosens his hair, and he teases him because that's his first kiss and Dante is pretty much as inexperienced as Edmond even though he doesn't look>>>>

I was moved. It was beautiful and I'm glad that Dante is slowly overcoming this terrible wall of arrogance to mask his weaknesses!

Then, really, he is super cute in this event so easy win in my heart.

2) Kuya Afternoon Daze Room 5

Okay guys, Kuya again because this old shit attends to any form of control I have and makes me cry as if I were five years old and seeing The Lion King for the first time.

Anyway, honorable mention to the walking stick, rightly so after glasses for eyesight, the arthritis stick is also important. It cracks me up that until now he has literally been an old man watching others sweat and bust their asses to organize the tea party LMAO

Rush this room unseemly, obviously , and everything I would have expected, EVERYTHING, given even the premise of Room 2, was not what I actually read.

GUYS This room is 18 minutes of Eiden trying to make out with Kuya with all the force in the world. That is, his only goal is to stick his tongue in the old fox's mouth, and Kuya goes along with him only to push him away half-impressed/scared when he realizes he's enjoying it a little too much. Kuya be like "ehww what's that, feelings??"

Kuya completely wasted after this event, I'M WHEEZING; By the way the way he looks at Eiden is illegal, it gave me goosebumps!!! Oh, and of course after breaking out dick all last event blabla young master you can't hug me blabla NOW not only is Eiden all over him with his legs folded in the worst weave ever that not even playing tetris, but while kissing him he's holding him so close and even running his hands through his hair.

I will keep screaming until the end of time, I tell you.

1) Edmond Sweet Aroma Room 5

So. At this point no one is surprised probably ahahah but I think I will never recover from this room.

Months later it remains the high point of my experience on Nu:Carnival, and not only because Edmond's skin literally generated panic for a week as soon as they revealed the artwork, but also because it kicks off what I like to call the "kissing revolution"

Before this room, this event, there were very few onscreen kisses, maybe like two? One with Olivine and maybe one from Quincy; the rest a few scattered among various rooms of R cards like Kuya or of course Blade's treacherous smoochies. Which was consistent with the fact that IN THEORY this is a porn game, no one cares about context more than the BL. IN PRACTICE after 8 months and three rollercoaster events of excitement, the devs started to make EVERYONE kiss. Guys, there has been the hard lemon fair from August to December: Quincy, Olivine, Dante, now Kuya; resulting in a deepening of the clan member and their stories, and this gives me so much joy every time I think back on it.

ANYWAY BACK TO US.

Edmond in this Room getting his hair untied and slammed against a tree ( what can I say but YES) but most importantly letting Eiden kiss him after he practically confessed that he never did it and didn't understand the point of it because he was forced to be repressed all his life that he never desired intimacy with anyone.

And I was already in tears here, but what destroyed me were the last three minutes when Eiden and Edmond are talking and Eiden at one point takes Edmond's face in his hands, looks at him, and leaves kisses on his eyelids, cheeks, nose, and mouth. And Edmond looks at him and says nothing AND I SWEAR, I SWEAR I felt in my heart, in my bones the realization that he had in that moment. An awakening, an endless gay panic and I closed that screen with the knowledge that Edmond had just become my fave boy and that I would probably sell a kidney to pull all his banners.

Well, this endless rambling has come to an end!!! Honestly, I still have so much more to say but I will contain myself for this time; see you next year with the updated version which honestly, if I already have to reduce myself like this at the first banner it will all be a mess, I can already feel it.

Bonus: if you have the time and will, make your own list too!!! I am super curious and would love to read it <3

[squalodinoappreciationsquad]

It’s good to see you finished reading the Dino novel. Before Dino it seems the Cavallone family wasn’t all that powerful they protected their territory but it was Dino that actually help the Cavallone gain many members that would support them.

I did and I am still on the metaphorical rollercoaster of emotions.

And yeah, it does seem so.

I loved the fact that Dino is actually a really good guy with the moral compass of a DND paladin, which I think it's why everyone likes him!

I also saw the part where Squalo appears and unfortunately I now have my shipping goggles on and the Big Damn Table is incrreasing with stuff to write by the minute.

*coffcoff*

Anyway.