ladyofmelk

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conclave 2024 was so real we even get conclave 2025

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the closest we ever got to a tbk sequel with alyosha's corruption arc was the italian crime and punishment radio drama where his 1969 actor (carlo simoni) plays raskolnikov

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guys?? maman forced me to go to mass and the karamazov trial was mentioned??? THEN ALYOSHA CAME ON THE ALTAR???

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"i would like to conclude with this passage from the brothers karamazov. there's three brothers: an atheist, a monk... so the quote goes like this"

NOO GO BACK YOU LEFR MOTYA OUT☹️

ALYOSHA KARAMAZOV MENTIONED DURING EASTER MASS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

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ALYOSHA KARAMAZOV MENTIONED DURING EASTER MASS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Mitya

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*egidio voice* do the right thing gertrude kill the nun and you'll be reincarnated as a lotus flower

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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

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il fandom di smerdjakov sta morendo reblogga se sei un vero smerdato

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to be fully honest going into master and margarita i did not expect my tragic gays list to be expanded by fifth governor of the roman province of judaea pontius pilate

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cant believe pilate was suicidal because he was born before the invention of ibuprofen

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I get that it’s called The Master and Margarita but can we get back to the crucifixion please?

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sometimes i think about what my life couldve been had i been born a guy and become a cardinal then i remember my parents wouldve named me tommaso and its a conclave ref all over again💀

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Technically I do have smerdy's fit in my closet... I need to force a friend to be my cameraman and shoot a tbk paparazzi mv