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cerosin-bis · 13 days ago
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Today is Golem's bday so I drew him (and his sleep paralysis demon)
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saym0-0 · 23 days ago
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doodling some minecraft mobs :3
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loge2718 · 1 year ago
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This definitely happened during Armistice days...
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lunarw0rks · 1 year ago
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ok coming off anon so I can attach a pic but also could talk about this man for hours
from cod wiki, joined the army under a false identity, received exceptional marks and climbed the ranks until civilians were found killed w rounds that matched his weapon (erm… he’s innocent your honor </3), escaped custody, then joined the Chimera company….i can fix him….
there’s this lil interaction between him and Golem who helped him escape custody… the banter says a lot about them I think
https://youtu.be/jDK-Js5Cg7w?si=lZ2VX5cJY0PMYlaI
i need to make headcanons on him… I have so many thoughts about this man 😭😭 I will say that he’s pictured w Nikto a lot so in my head they r friends <33
ALSO…. him in his Reaper skin…. grggrgrrggrhrrgrg
i just think he’s neat :]
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honestly krueger's voice is what i THOUGHT könig would sound like (i don't mind his voice either tho)
BUT N E WAYS
THAT SKIN IS DELICIOUS !! AND THE TAT ON HIS STOMACH -- MY GOD !! AUSTRIAN ACCENTS >>
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nerdyneko265 · 5 months ago
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In honour of the last dungeon meshi Thursday (I know it’s Wednesday, shut up)
Minecraft cooking!
Where I go through the mob bestiary and treat it like a cook book.
Chicken, cow, pig, goat, rabbit, horse, wolf, sheep, cat, cod, salmon, tropical fish, llama- you know what these are, you don’t need me to explain. Both Laios and I are bored, moving on.
Villagers, pillagers, piglins- don’t eat people. I know piglins are half pig but listen. DONT EAT PEOPLE! You know the orcs? This is the same thing.
All zombies ever- technically edible. We’ve all eaten rotten flesh. Senshi would not be proud of us, it’s not very nutritious. Also, cannibalism.
Skeletons- I guess you could make a soup stock. But they’re better for fertilizer.
Vex and allays- ghosts. I don’t think we can make sorbet here either. I don’t think they work like that.
Bats- very small, not much meat. Hard to find and catch. But if you’re in a cave and in a pinch or just curious, sure why not
Puffer fish- cook very carefully. Probably just better for potions. But you can eat puffer fish, your chef just needs to be trained in how to cook it.
Mooshroom- now we’re talking. Beef, but with mushrooms. Comes with mushroom soup too. Usually raised for soup rather than meat, but still a good source of meat that’s pre seasoned.
Squid- mmmmm calamari… Laios enemy… also good for squid ink. I hear it goes well with pasta.
Cave Spider- venomous, could technically remove the poison like with puffer fish and boil the spider but I dont know. Small but have spawners, so you’ve have a steady supply
Spider- not venomous, and bigger. So I guess you could. Probably taste like giant scorpion since they’re both arachnids.
*dont eat spider eyes, they’re poisonous
Endermen- for personal reasons, I will not be eating endermen. They don’t even want to fight unless you antagonize them. More importantly, don’t eat endermen, it’ll probably fuck you up. They’re built for the end and full of chorus fruit. They’re also so skinny, not much to eat there. Ender pearls have a chance of giving you a parasite. And will probably teleport your stomach out of your body. You could try but it’s probably like jerky and you’ll see god.
Incidentally, I think chorus fruit tastes like vanilla
Polar bear- probably very tough meat. Very gamey. Beware though, they eat people too
Iron golem- that’s a robot. Don’t eat metal. DONT EAT REDSTONE! ITS RADIO ACTIVE.
Snow golem- probably makes good ice cream. Don’t eat it. Let it make ice cream. It’s just snow after all. It would just taste like water.
Blaze- it’s more of a spirit than an animal. Good for potion making, probably not tasty. A central core surrounded by rods, maybe that core has some meat on it, probably tastes a little spicy.
Striders- why? Why would you eat these poor babies? What did they ever do to you? They’re probably reptiles, so you could definitely eat them but could you live with that knowledge?
Elder guardian- really old puffer fish. Cut carefully for good sushi. But it’s such a hassel, you’re better off having a puffer fish. Plus, they’re endangered, so like, come on.
Guardian- jokes on you, it’s hollow on the inside. Check the mob bestiary, they have no internal organs. Could probably get some meat from the outer flesh but that’s also the spikes, so beware.
Ender mite- remember those parasites from ender pearls? This is them. Could def cook them though. They’re fair sized and full on meat. You’re probably be tripping balls though.
Ghast- like a squid, but balloon. They are filled with gas, to allow them to fly. So much like a dragon, likely have a gas sac that could contain gases that could ignite, be careful. But sky octopus. Lots of meat.
Magma cube- slime but spicy. Magma cream is probably yummy. We know it’s ok to ingest because it’s in potions, so I think it should be ok to eat. Just wait got it to cool a little
Slime- senshi has recipes for these buggers.
Shulker- I can only assume it tastes like living armour. It’s definitely a mussel
Silverfish- it’s a bug, it’s big, enjoy.
Wither skeleton and the wither- please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT EAT THE WITHER! THIS IS HOW WE GET THE PLAGUE! YOURE GOING TO GET WITHERING AND DIE!
Sniffer- I know they’re really big, I know they’re probably full of meat and they have eggs, but look at their little faces. Could you really eat them?
The Ender dragon- I mean, you beat her, might as well I guess. Apparently dragon is delicious. But also, probably full of the end, probably going to fuck yup up a bit
And now, for the big one
Creeper- as we all know, creeper skin feels like dry, crunchy leaves. It’s a moss monster with a tnt block inside. So, if you carefully cut around the explosive, you now have a very dangerous vegetable. Thick “meat”, might make a good salad.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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boatemlag · 11 months ago
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Hi I read your gift fic to Bee and I am soooooooooo wondering about the funerary rites of every empire pls tell me about them
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[ID: Ask from erstwhilesparrow that says, "[staggers out of ao3 shaking slightly] okay so obviously now i have to ask you for your thoughts on empires funerary practices!! stares at you with big pleading eyes. share thoughts?" /end ID]
HI!!!! im so glad you asked >:) a lot of this is in my brain but this was the initial note for the concept for the gift fic so you see where i'm coming from
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[Text ID: A screenshot of an iPhone notes app bullet point that says: "2. 2. mezalea and complicated system of rebirth and reincarnation-> no sense of grieving funerals? joel has never had to grieve because hes inorganic. clay structures dont die. interested in the connection between golems in judaism and clay constructs in mezalea" /end ID]
my basic concept with mezalea was ultimately that because constructs dont die (joel was made by the mother tree, and in turn made the mezaleans in his image? something like that) they cant properly die? and if they do die their friends and family or joel himself can reinstate them, and theres ritual for that, but its a thing that is ultimately for inorganics. and its not really akin to a funeral.
more under the cut, separated by nation! ones mentioned in the fic first!
mythland: for mythland i was inspired by this story i heard from a classmate of a funeral he attended in his father's hometown in china where they walked from the morgue to the cemetery and it took like multiple hours and they were singing funeral songs and prayers and such and then still had a ceremony at the cemetery. i had an image in my mind of the rain falling through the dark oak leaves and sausage dressed in the robes of a king even though he is so small (way too small for him) and the robes really are wearing him, and the hours upon hours of walking through the streets of mythland to the royal cemetery with hundreds of mythic citizens behind them singing mourning songs and the toll that takes on a boy too young to be king... yes. delicious. after the blood sheep religion is revived, these ceremonies involved ritual animal sacrifice.
gilded helianthia: i really like the idea of helianthians being people of the earth, and not having huge ceremonies for their funerals. people coming from the earth and going back to the earth. planting their favorite plants in their resting place. this one is pretty self explanatory i think? and its a very logical extension of helianthia's values. the bonfire is something i think is very common in surrounding areas of bordering nations.
pixandria: pixandria is, i think, the only canon depiction we have of funerals? its kind of obvious to say "The Vigil" but like. the Vigil. im also a big fan of the idea of something similar to an ofrenda being common, visiting the memorials of lost loved ones. i also think corpses dont preserve well in the desert so cremation is very common. the body is not considered very sacred and its the soul that has to be memorialized.
rivendell: i spend so much time thinking about these goddamn elves its not even FUNNYY!!!!!! religious schisms make me SICK!!!!!! in the head. anyway. i think cremation used to be very very common in rivendell because in the cold of the mountains bodies decompose very very slowly. but after the schism fire is considered weirdly sacrilegious when it comes to rituals, so they sort of have shirked the cremation part of the ritual. theyve always had wakes i think, and theyve replaced cremation with a complex catacomb type situation. elves also dont die super often? so there are centuries of elves buried beneath the mountains but its not like. that many. comparatively. elves consider it important to see the corpses of their loved ones as part of the grieving process and its an egregious crime to desecrate a corpse or modify the body in any way, even back in the days of cremation.
cod empire/codlands: funerals are VERY important in codish culture because the swamp conditions mean uhhh bog bodies are very possible. and thats considered sacrilegious because the only preserved body allowed is the cod head lmao. its a religious symbol as well as a theocratic symbol. that being said, there are a plethora of ways cod folk prefer to care for their dead. for those who are closer in heritage to oceanic peoples, its very common to feed corpses to fish (livestock) and hold a ceremony during then. for those with mythic heritage (before the ravine and erection of the walls of codlands and mythland) funeral processions were very common, though usually taken out to sea. these are just a few of the types of funerary ceremonies the codfolk use.
ocean empire: as mentioned in the previous section, oceanic rituals often involve feeding bodies to the fishy livestock as a funeral ritual. other than that, more land-living oceanic citizens do something akin to a "viking funeral" where flaming rafts are sent out to sea
lost empire: heh. so theres two main things here: pre and post xornoth. the folks of the lost empire used to bury their dead in large clearings dedicated as cemeteries. for more important people in society they constructed tombs all connected by underground tunnels. post-xornoth, cremation was added as a common custom. this was obviously short lived for the empire.
house blossom/the overgrown: similar to gilded helianthia, except instead of the land around, citizens are buried with seeds on their being, to be used as nutrients for the large wild flowers. post burial rituals include several days of merriment and mourning, and i like the idea that bonfires are also common here.
the grimlands: i really like the idea of public burial in the fields outside of the main capital of the grimlands. there are pretty large cemeteries that are multilayered. the tradition has a common ancestor with the lost empire's tradition.
crystal cliffs: I REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF LIKE. magic being involved in some way. perhaps the crystallization of famous witches and wizards and sorcerers immortalized in amethyst, deep beneath the mountains. because the crystal cliffs is run by the headmaster or headmistress at the time i think the general burial rights actually depend on the nation of origin or wishes of the individual. crystal cliffs is very much a nation of various peoples because anyone can attend.
the undergrove: the burial rights of the gnomes is a dying secret. because there are very few gnomes left, the decimation of the population has erased former traditions in the face of cremation to eliminate chance of Corruption. it used to be something else, but that knowledge is lost to time.
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minecraftmobtournament · 2 years ago
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📌 Minecraft Mob Tournament Bracket
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ROUND 1 🏅
So, here it is! The pre-polls are done and i can reveal the tournament bracket! These will be the round 1 battles. Now it's your turn to vote for the cutest, most interesting, and most iconic minecraft mobs! ✨
I'm gonna split round 1 into four waves of eight polls each and the first wave of polls is gonna go up tomorrow WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 15 at 7PM EST 🕖🗓
Thanks again for inspiring this tournament: @bisexual-monarch-tournament, @aroaceswagcompetition, @aroace-awsomeness-arena, @the-best-fictional-turtle, @nonbiney-swag-competition, @transgenderswagcompetition, @transfemswagbracket, @letsgetreadytotumble, @lesbianswagcompetition 💚
ALL ROUND 1 BATTLES LISTED UNDER THE CUT
Group 1:
Bee vs. Turtle
Guardian vs. Ghast
Blaze vs. Creeper
Wandering Trader vs. Villager
Axolotl vs. Pufferfish vs. Frog
Fox vs. Dolphin
Cow vs. Mooshroom
Wither vs. Ender Dragon
Group 2:
Pillager vs. Vindicator
Snow Golem vs. Zombie vs. Iron Golem
Drowned vs. Zombie Villager vs. Husk
Skeleton Horse vs. Panda vs. Goat
Llama vs. Wolf vs. Trader Llama
Horse vs. Mule vs. Donkey
Pig vs. Strider
Hoglin vs. Ravager vs. Zoglin
Group 3:
Warden vs. Elder Guardian
Skeleton Horseman vs. Spider Jockey vs. Chicken Jockey
Enderman vs. Shulker
Salmon vs. Tropical Fish vs. Cod
Endermite vs. Tadpole vs. Silverfish
Allay vs. Vex
Stray vs. Wither Skeleton vs. Skeleton
Phantom vs. Bat
Group 4:
Witch vs. Evoker
Squid vs. Glow Squid
Spider vs. Cave Spider
Parrot vs. Chicken
Sheep vs. Rabbit vs. Polar Bear
Magma Cube vs. Slime
Ocelot vs. Cat
Zombified Piglin vs. Piglin vs. Piglin Brute
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rawstfish · 1 month ago
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What Saw traps I would give CoD characters
I'm gonna put this under read more because It's gonna be long as hell. Also I am Jigsaw for this :)
He's getting this so I can watch him die. He would react like Peter Strahm did so he's getting crushed. I can't wait to watch him get crushed while mogging on him.
Price: Glass Coffin
It's a classic. It's an icon. He's gonna be fanboying while getting out. He will be successful and I am letting him take it home.
Gaz: Reverse Bear Trap
I wanted to give them a trap together and is more perfect than the spike trap for them. Mace is on the side that is only flesh wounds, while Ghost is on the side that is piercing his major arteries. Mace will not be able to get the spikes out though, because he can't kill Ghost even after all the shit Ghost has done to him. They will both be bitching and arguing in this trap.
Ghost and Mace: The Spike Trap
Soap: The Shotgun chair
I think I'm funny and I'm gonna make him shoot his own head. Makarov this one is for you <3 (OG Soap get's the flammable jelly. It would piss him off so bad but I think he could finish it.)
Thorne and Charly: Oxygen Crusher
I want them to do one together, but one of them does have to die. This would insanely sad to be honest, but it would be really fun. They would be communicating purely through eye contact and they know exactly what the other is saying.
Golem: Rigg's Trial
I think they are similar in the way that they wanna save people and that's what is whole trial is about. I think he'll be fine, this will be good for him. It's gonna stress him out so bad and he will cry but it will be awesome :)
Domino: The Scalping Seat
I don't know I just think this a good pick for her. Especially with Golem doing the trail and having to help her, this will bring them closer together. Domino is supposed to kill Golem if she freed, but I'm Jigsaw so I'll let it pass if she doesn't. They can work together on the Rigg's Trial :D
Wyatt and Talon: The Bathroom Trap
This would be the funniest fucking thing in the world. Talon is immediately fussing and yelling at Wyatt. I think Wyatt would be scared but he's covering up by telling joking and messing Talon 10x harder than usual. Wyatt is in the tub and Talon is on the pipe. Wyatt is losing that key just like Adam did. Talon is going to try his hardest to kill Wyatt. I believe in him but Wyatt also has dumb luck soooo...
Mara I'm sorry I wanna include the Angel Trap and you are who I chose to be in it. It's kinda unwinnable but I think Mara will find a way. She's immediately sticking her hand in that acid and getting the key. She would work fast which is why I think she'll find a way to win.
Mara: Angel Trap
Alex: The Death Mask
I just think this would be so cute for Alex. He gets to have a missing eye now too because he is winning this. This would be like nothing to him.
Of course they have to do a something together and the impalement wheel is perfect for them. It's literally lifting something heavy and holding it in place, they both got this. I can't decide who should be where so I'm actually putting them in there twice but they switch places. They will win both times.
Minotaur and Bale: The Impalement Wheel
This is just Nikto and Krueger's dream come true. They are killing Rodion and then each other. They are pushing the saws to have a strength test while flirting. Rodion's dead body is above them while they do this.
Nikto, Krueger, Rodion: Public Execution trap
Zane and Azur: The Steam Maze
This because they have to work together BUT in MW19 they are fighting with each other. This will help them work whatever is happening between them out :)
Grinch: Razor Wire Maze
This is perfect for Grinch, he will have a blast. He is gonna think this is the coolest and funnest thing on the planet, he's going to treat this like a roller coaster. I'm watching this and I have to go down there and tell him to stop. Then I recruit him and he gets to be one of the Pig Mask killers :)
Iskra: The Knife Chair
This is an easy win for Iskra and she gets to come out of it with face scars. She will be hotter, you can thank me later for my genius mind.
Nikolai: The Classroom Trap
Okay now I have group ones :)
This is an excuse to see Nikolai naked, because this is an easy win for him. Oh my god he wouldn't shut up about surviving a saw trap. He would tell this story again and again.
I'm making Graves choose his 2 favorite Shadow Company members. Lerch, Velikan, Roze, and 3 other members are gonna be on the carousel. Graves would hate this so fucking much, he would genuinely feel guilty killing any of them.
Shotgun Carousel: Shadow Company
The Fatal Five's Trial: Demon Dogs
This is an easy win for them and they are literally coming out fine. They are gonna get burgers after it. I can't have any of them die but I wanna put them in a trap soooo...
Nerve Gas House: Otter, Morte, Syd, Konig, Chuy, Fender, Yegor
I just think they would all hate this BUT still be smart enough to win, minus Yegor though. He would be too freaked out and not be thinking clearly at all. He's dying to the magnum eyehole. I'm making Otter get in the furnace. He would hate it soooo bad. I could see him seeing off the trap and the other's having to get him out because he would be low-key freaking out. Oh my god then they all could be like, "You should give me that antidote because I saved you." They are throwing Konig in the needle pit. She's literally tall enough to just land down there safely but they are pushing her in. Fender is finding the razor box and getting that antidote. I'm doing this because he has the biggest arm out of all of them so he has to do it. Syd is having fun messing with the other's but as soon as something happens to her she's not having fun and is pissed off. Chuy would be fine, he would be like Syd. They are sacrificing Morte. For what? I don't know they just are.
Acid Room: Alejandro, Rudy, Valeria, and Makarov
Alejandro and Rudy are choosing whether or not Valeria is dying by acid. Alejandro and Valeria are fussing and fighting for most of the time. Until he goes over to switch. BUT, he wouldn't be able to pull it because he does love Valeria. Rudy could pull it. Oh, Makarov is there on Valeria's side because she's his coke dealer. He can not lose his favorite coke dealer (spoiler warning: He's losing his favorite coke dealer)
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shadowscommand · 1 year ago
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CoD characters gloryhole thoughts?
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good morning. I'm putting this under a readmore.
so okay like first of all who would Make a glory hole. there's a lot of characters that would talk about one or be willing to go to one but who would Actually cut a hole in the bathroom stall. Kreuger on Allegiance, Wyatt on Coalition, Gus on specgru (AS A JOKE. HE DOES NOT EXPECT ANYONE TO USE IT), and i cant really see anyone on kortac doing it??? in other games i think it'd just be, like, some random milsim doing it. like nobody in ghosts would make a glory but maybe if they found one they would use it. maybe. COLD WAAARR blops in general uhh for NATO bulldozer. for warsaw pact stone.
i think blops would see the least amt of usage tho i think itd be hard to at the same time get two gay dudes in the bathroom everyone in blops is so straight to me. and if theyre not straight they dont want to get caught sucking dick in the bathroom. they also are the most loose "group" so i dont think they really have a Base they just are working with each other around the globe so. like frank would use one, STITCH #1 glory hole user he wants his dick sucked so bad, antonov, bulldozer, i think beck is straight but hed be curious hed use one at least once. jackal. baker maybe i think hes straight but curiosity gets the better of him. stryker wouldnt because hes insane. hes gay but insane hes the one telling someone in charge about the gloryhole.
ghosts like i said i think keegan and merrick would use one but, like, its Just Them they'd find a bathroom in the destroyed us of a and be like Lmao.... wanna rp as strangers.. and then theyd do that. keegan and logan maybe idk imo theyre really will they wont they sort of missed opportunity. so idk. this could be one of the handfuls of times they mess around before logan gets kidnapped.
mwii uhh while i can't see anyone in kortac making one i can see zeus, conor, zero, and maybe maybe klaus using it. santa can get his dick sucked. i think nobody would like Make a complaint about it also tho like its mainly going to be ignored. theyre probably also the most like blops cw guys also theyre not like In a group. for once also nikto isnt using it bc of his heightened paranoia im thinking. Could be anyone on the other side. specgru Uh yeah price is using that thing. soap is telling ghost about it and hes like :) LT can we and ghost is like sure whatever. soap is only going to it when he knows who someone else is in there tho. he'll go for ghost and price. gaz is the same but he'll ONLY go for price. but also chuy, gromsko, and zimo will put their dicks in there. theyre on rotation. (this is just bc i want to see them suck dick.) Gus is genuinely shocked when he hears people talk about using it hes like Huh. What. No. Oh my god do Not suck dick in the bathroom it was just a JOKE. it will eventually get patched over. Gus does not fess up that he did that.
mw19 leading king of gloryhole usage. who ISNT using one. the girls and the lesbians !? the straight guys !? wyatt did it like "as a joke" like lmaoo i cant Believe you guys are making me do this !! but nobody is. he is texting otter a pic after like Meet me in 10 minutes. wyatt is going to suck golems dick and only he's going to know he did it. alex is married so he wont but he would. if he wasnt. griggs is In There bro. d-day would but hes too nervous to. NOBODY is saying shit except talon. talon is going to ruin it for everyone and tattle and get it patched and everyone is going to get a Stern talking to. so. kreuger is doing it bc he wants a glory hole. he wants to make rodion use it with nikto. he wants nikto to use it just in general. both sides. nobodys ever taking it out if you tell anyone nobody cares. nikolai is like Oh how fun. Kamarov is like I don't care. Don't bother me ever again. Lerch will patch it up himself and Kreuger will make a new one
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brainbesplit · 1 year ago
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resource pack
things i would do if i made a minecraft resource pack: -villager and iron construct model change. iron guy has a pumpkin head and villagers will either look closer to the player character (probably the slim-armed variant) or a completely separate thing (animal people?? sheep perhaps?) -snowman face changes!!! optifine allows randomized entity textures -same thing for zombies. not only can they be all nine of the polycule (default skins) i'd also make a rana one probably!! and these would be for every zombie variant -gold tools DRASTICALLY different. just make it make sense that they're smaller -built-in bluefish. renames cod and all cod adjacent things to Fish -renaming all "golem" mobs to equivalents -changing the ominous banner?? might be hard. make it look like new illager model -make creepers look more leafy and kind of piglin-adjacent... giving them the hooves and eyes and tusks of a piglin but other than that leafy. like a fucked up zombie piglin overgrown and mind controlled by... idk. explodey fungus?????? man im just trying to be cool -enderman but cooler :) idk what else i'd do with them but i vow to make endermen better -more paintings!! myhouse.wad references, bee and puppycat references, adventure time references, just generally references to shit -my irl cats as cat textures. probably similar to toast rabbit? i believe this would require a datapack so idk maybe i'll just replace two of the base game textures... -moar splashes. one of which shitting on notch. references to the sonic fandubs. uplifting quotes from the wonderful Osaka Azumanga Daioh -uhhh more
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cerosin-bis · 8 months ago
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Do you have any random thoughts or headcanons about your friends-of-Golem OCs Jan and Alex? I want to hear more of them 😊❤
🥺 Yes... like maybe three people will care about this, but in case anyone's interested, Jan and Alexander are characters I made when I wrote Severance, my fic exploring MW19 Golem and Krueger's shared past. They are the two other squadmates in Hans' (Golem) four-men team in the KSK. I got very attached to them actually.
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Alexander (Alex) is a medic. He's Hans' best friend. Impossibly smart back in school, he can be a bit of a prick with a contrarian mind by nature. Nice guy, very righteous, but bossy. He's supportive, but absolutely not coddling. In a (kicks your ass into getting better) way. He joined the military at the same time as Hans' and they became friends quickly (friendly rivalry type of of friendship because they were both The Best, u know.). He has bad teeth (they're like. yellow and a bit crooked in places). He's the same age as Hans but looks younger because he's a bit babyfaced.
Jan is half-Polish. He was in another Platoon by the time he met Hans and Alexander. Bonded with Hans immediately because both of them were young dads and realised they lived in the same town?! so their daughters could play with one another 👍 He's a very active guy. Quite tall (>192cm). Handball and volleyball player at pretty high levels, he met his then-gf-now-wife in a local tournament. Very affable guy, it's easy to get along with him. He has an insanely high alcohol treshold before getting drunk.
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sunshine-and-moonshine · 1 year ago
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A list of COD characters I’m trying to research more about cause I am thinking about writing them
Alex
Valeria
Maxis
Grinch
Nikto
Wraith
Knight
Golem
Mace
Velikan
Syd
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loge2718 · 2 years ago
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Lt. Hans Golem Blaustein Doodles
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thedanishcatgirl · 5 months ago
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Hey so found this and fought I'd share a writing of the season finale I made back when that was a thing.
Fwip awoke in his bed from a terrible dream. He got up, but as he saw out of the window he froze in terror. No, his eyes must just be deceiving him, after all he had just woken from a truly terrible dream. But as he headed out, he realized it had not just been a dream for everything was still destroyed. He had lost everything, it was all gone. But what had even happened. The last thing he remembered was desperately trying to fix the reactor. Back to reality. There were the cats and parrots, so at least some of the pets made it out before the building exploded. 
“Have you seen the dogs?” he asked as if they could answer him. Please let the dogs be alive. Then he made it to the big crater.
“Oh no.”
There were some of the golems, at least they could help repair things. If that was even possible. And then he realized all the stuff he had on him during the explosion was gone, except for his clothes, scarf boots and goggles. That meant
“Oh no no no. I’ve lost I’ve lost the crown. The cro the crown is gone.”
The entire village was gone, the villagers probably dead. Except one. Somehow the villager of the hot tub had survived.
It was a miracle.
“Oh buddy, stay in your hut tub, you don’t wanna see what’s out there.”
But otherwise that was it. The Grimlands his, home was gone. There was no way they could come back from this. As he walked past the donation box he quickly checked if there was something useful. Yes, there was a cooked chicken. He had some food, at least he could have something to eat. It was so hard to believe. His mansion, the forge, everything was gone. He couldn’t stay here. Thankfully he knew a certain someone who wouldn’t mind letting him stay. As he continued along the path, his thoughts were interrupted by another miracle.
“Huh the dog the dogs the dogs!” 
They were alive and his sword was there too. 
“Oh I have my sword and Koda and Nova. I got you two but I don’t have any steak for you I’m sorry. It’s good to see you both. Let’s go see if we can find Gem.”
She would help them.
As he got closer to her empire, which thankfully wasn’t too far from his, he noticed the downside to her being so close. Namely being the flaming debris on top of one of her towers.
“Oh no, did it get over here? That’s not good, no!”
He quickly continued. At least everything seemed to be intact thankfully. Just a little debris all over the place, but it could be fixed. Then he found her.
“Gem it’s it’s all gone everything it’s it’s” he looked down ashamed and stumbling over his words.
“What’s gone?”
“The the Grimlands the Grimlands it’s gone.” Once again he looked away couldn’t bear keeping eye contact for long. Then the panic came back.
“Jim Jimmy was there with me, Jimmy was there with me oh no I told him to run I told him to run oh no I, I hope he got away I told him to run I didn’t see him.
“Fwip! How did this happen?”
“Jimmy and I tried working together to make him a new Codfather head, and it overloaded the reactor when we put cod in there to work with salmon. And I made it with the puppies and that’s’ that’s it.” 
Gem looked sad.
“Well I’m glad you’re okay… do you need anything?”
“Yeah I I think I need to stay with family for a while. Can I, can I stay in the Crystal Cliffs with you?”
“Of course you can,” she said as she handed him some more food.”
“Food thank you, thank you I, I need yeah thank you Gem,” he said as he started eating.
“But we can’t stay here, we have to go tell the others we need to make sure Jimmy is okay.”
“Okay yeah yeah we should we … what’s on your head?"
“Oh that’s Violet, my baby dragon.”
“Okay yeah things are happening here weird things happening . Let’s go see if we can find everyone else and tell them what happened. Yeah that sounds, that sounds good let’s, let’s go.”
“Yeah let’s go to spawn.”
She was right as always, that was the good and responsible thing to do. His dear sister had always been good at that. It was gonna be okay, she was here, she would help and protect him, just as she always had. So they walked the long way to spawn together.
“Common doggies let’s go, it's just us now we gotta keep moving.”
“We’ll be fine. Everything will be fine, let's just get to spawn and it’ll be fine.”
Just as she said that he noticed the others in the distance.
“Oh oh god there they are.”
He would have to face everyone and own up to his mistake, and they would probably be mad and.
“It’s okay it’s okay they will take it fine.”
She was right she was right, she always was, she would support him.
“I … think it will be okay I.”
“It wasn’t your fault.” 
“Uhm he’s bye bye, he’s gone, he’s done,” they heard Jimmy tell the others
“What?”
“What do you mean?” the others cried in shock and confusion.
“Yeah did you see that big bang, hear about it?”
“Yeah”
“That was him, smithereens he’s blown up, he’s gone he’s done.”
“That was Fwip?” Joey asked just as he had arrived.
“What are we talking about?” Fwip asked.
“Uhhh”
“Are you okay?”
“No I’ve had a rough day, it’s been a, it’s been a hard day” he said and looked down at his soot covered self.
“Fwip?”
“It’s all gone.”
“Excuse me sir” Joey asked while pointing a bow at him.
“Joey let him explain” cried Scot
“You have some explaining to do. My base is completely destroyed, this is an act of war!”
“You’ve seen the crater?”
“It’s not his fault” cried Gem.
“I thought you were gone” said Jimmy
“I did I barely made it out of there. My puppy dogs made it out of there. They dragged me out of the explosion and all I’ve got left is my dogs and this,” he said, showing his sword. 
“That’s it.”
“What happened?”
“What was that noise?”
“Jimmy and I tried teaming up, to help him out, to get his codfather head back, and we mixed cod and salmon in the reactor, and uhm it overloaded, there was too much power.”
“So you’re both to blame for this!”
“No!”
“Nah uh”
“I was just trying to help, I was just trying to … we’re buddies.
“He had the big thingy.”
“He blew up his empire!”
“I’m sure it was an accident!”
“Gem stop being so neutral.”
“My base is big and strong” proclaimed Joel.
“Should we be checking our empires?”
“Your base is big good Joel.”
Typical Joel, assuming that since he and his empire are big and strong nothing will happen. This was ridiculous.
“So nothing happened to any of you guys?”
“I haven’t been back yet.”
“I don’t know.”
“Well you better go look!”
“The prophecy!”
“Yeah I need to go check, I'll be back, good luck.”
“I gotta go find the wolves.”
“This is bad.”
“Good luck everybody.”
“And Jimmy you better watch your back, because I’m coming for you,” Joey threatened.”
“Good luck I hope it’s okay.”
“Joey don’t threaten the cod,” Gem scolded.
“Joey, I thought we been past treats for a while now.”
“Uhm if you ever need a babysitter for that dragon I’m around,” Joey said while looking at Gem and Violet.
“Thank you…”
“I’m sure by boyfriend would love to meet him.”
“Mhhm mhhm.”
“Fwip what have we done?” Jimmy asked him.
“Uh uh Jimmy, Jimmy I think it’s I think it will be uh I think it will be fine right?”
“Uhh well I’m gonna go check my base.”
“Yeah I hope you’re okay, I hope you’re okay.”
Then he and Gem walked together back to the Cliffs.
“Uhh I think they took it well, I think they took it well,” he said now that it was just him and Gem again.
“Yeah they took it well. It went well,”
“Yeah that’s, that’s you know what, that went as best as it could I think they all understand that it wasn’t.”
“For the fact that you just exploded your entire base, I feel like it went fine.”
“Yeah I think they understand that it wasn’t malicious, and that’s the important part.”
“Yeah you’ve never done anything malicious, you just do stupid things all the time
“Yeah that’s not me, I've never done anything like that,” he said, not even noticing the tease at the end of her sentence.”
Fwip was very glad he had his big sister with him. She made the long journey so much easier. He could feel the exhaustion now that the adrenaline was gone.
“Come on we’re almost back.”
“This world is a whole lot bigger when you uh when you can’t fly. Whooh my legs are tired. I think I gotta lay down for a little while.” 
“At least you have legs. Come on.”
“Yeah yeah okay, we made it we made it, we’re back alright okay.”
“What are we gonna do now? Do you think we can stay here?”
“I uhm I don’t know if there is anything left of the reactor to explode, but something tells me we wanna be as far away from here as possible.”
“You don’t know?”
“Gem it all exploded and I walked away. I uhm yeah I just ran, I ran.”
“If we can’t stay, I suppose we can leave the Crystal Cliffs and me and you can get away on one of the big dragons. Violet can’t fly yet.”
“Yeah next time Violet we got you. Okay yeah uh I like that plan, I think we should do that.”
“Okay, um you can’t fly onto the dragon.”
“Nope.”
“I have the perfect spell. I've been working on my magic. You just stay right there, and uh just one second.”
“Okay.”
And then she flew off. It was gonna be fine. Gem had a plan, she makes good plans.
Suddenly he was on one of the dragons.
“Ohh you even got the puppies up here! Oh he’s gonna fall. You gotta sit right there buddy.”
Gem laughed. It felt so good to hear that pearly laugh once again, after all that happened.
“I think both of them should maybe sit.”
“Yeah, that’s yeah all hands and paws and tails inside the dragon please.”
“That’s perfect, we should be able to get away from here. Dragons know perfectly how to fly away from disasters.”
Finally he could just sit back and relax. But that meant that all the sadness he had pushed away finally showed itself. He had blown his empire up. He triggered the explosion that also damaged many of the other Empires. Who knows how much damage and death his mistake had caused. Joey and the other rulers had full right to be angry. He sensed the tears falling from his eyes, but he didn’t have the strength to stop them anymore. Gem noticed and pulled him into a big hug. Not letting go she said “Don’t worry you’re safe now. It’s alright no one's gonna hurt you.”
“But, but you heard how angry Joey was, and with his relationship to Xornoth I .. I wouldn’t put it past him to…”
“But we are far away from him, and all the others. No one knows where we are. And if something happens I will protect you, like I always have.”
“Thank you…”
He could feel himself melting into her hug. Had her embraces always been this warm?
“Hey that’s what you got big sisters for,” he heard her say as he closed his eyes, and finally gave into the exhaustion.
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exhausted-archivist · 2 years ago
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Bestiary of Thedas
From bird to insect, fish to land animal. Every creature mentioned in Dragon Age, blighted and non-blighted, spirits and demon, created and possessed creatures alike are listed along with their breeds, subspecies, or variations.
If you want a more specific list, check out the post for Real World Animals in Thedas
Updated: 2023/11
Amphibian
Frog
Salamander
Toad
Horned Toad
Poison Toad
Birds
Albatross
Black-capped Songbird
Bluebird
Budgerigar
Bunting
Buzzard
Canary
Crow
Dove
Duck
Mallard Duck
Eagle
Falcon
Finch
Goose
Grouse
Gull
Hawk
Kingfisher
Lark
Magpie
Merlin
Mockingbird
Nightingale
Owl
Parakeet
Parrot
Partridge
Peafowl
Pheasant
Pigeon
Ptarmigan
Quail
Raven
Robin
Rock Darter - Native to the Anderfels, an insect eating bird.
Seagull
Simir - A bird hunted in Tevinter for the magical properties in their feathers.
Sparrow
Swan
Swift
Turkey
Vulture
Bald-necked Vulture
Fish and Marine Creatures
Blind Tetrava
Bluefin
Carp
Cetus
Cod
Eel
Lamprey Eel
Jellyfish
Krone
Mackerel
Octopus
Raytooth
River Herring
Shark
Squid
Giant Squid
Trout
Whale
Bony Whale-Shark
Pilot Whale
Whitebait
Crustaceans and Shellfish
Clam
Crab
Giant Swamp Crab
Crayfish
Cuttlefish
Lobster
Mussel
Oyster
Prawns
Shrimp
Insects
Bee
Bumblebee
Honeybee
Beetle
Cave Beetle
Death Watch Beetle
Dung Beetle
Glow Worm
Roof Beetle
Wood-burrowing Beetle
Butterfly
Cricket
Dragonfly
Firefly
Flea
Fly
Blue Flies
Giant Spider
Giant Poisonous Spider
Giant Spiderling
Poison Spider
Gnat
Hornet
Ladybug
Leeches
Locust
Maggot
Scorpion
Silkworms
Slugs
Snail
Spider
Wasp
Worm
Earthworm
Poison Worm
Tapeworm
Mammals
Badger
Honey Badger
Bat
Giant Bats
Bear
Black Bear
Brown Bear
Cavern Bear
Great Bear
Large Bear
Boar
Bogfisher
Bronto
Cat
Cattle
Bull
Cow
Ox
Qalab
Chicken
Cockerel
Cretahl
Dathrasi
Deer
Red Deer
Stag
Dog
Coursing Hound
Ferelden Shepard
Hunting Dog
Mabari
Pug
Rat Terrier
Sheepdog
Wild Dog
Wofun Hound
Donkey
Druffalo
Elephant
Elk
Ermine
Fennec
Ferret
Fox
Gazelle
Ghast
Giant
Goat
Ayesleigh gulabi goats
Mountain Goat
Griffon
Gurn
Halla
Hamster
Hare
Hart
Bercilian Sure-Foot
Greater Frostback Elk
Pride of Arlathan
Red Hart
Royal Sixteen
Tirashan Swiftwind
White Hart
Wild Hart
Horse
Amaranthine Charger
Anderfel
Anderfel Courser
Asaarash
Avvar Mixed Draft
Dalish All-Bred
Fereldan Forder
Free Marches Ranger
Frostback Mountain Horse
Green Dales Feral
Imperial Warmblood
Inquisition Barded Charger
Oath-Bound Steed
Orlesian Courser
Taslin Strider
Hyena
Jackal
Jackrabbit
Lion
Great Lion
Red Lion
Lynx
Marmot
Marten
Mole
Monkey
Moose
Mountain Lion
Mouse
Chip Mouse
Mule
Nug
Nuggalope
Avvar War Nug
Battle Nug
Greater Nuggalope
Greater Mountain Nuggalope
Gwaren Land-Hammer
Knuckled Thunderer
Tiddles Majoris
Otter
Pig
Rabbit
Raccoon
Ram
August Ram
Rat
Giant Rat
Sheep
Snoufleur
Spotted Cat
Spotted Hunting Cat
Squirrel
Tiger
Tusket
Voles
Weasel
Wolf
Black Wolf
Crag Wolf
Great Wolf
Wolverine
Reptiles
Adder
Death Adder
Basilisks
Cobra
Crocodile
Deepstalker
Deepstalker Matriarch - largest deepstalker
Deepstalker Leader - always male, second largest deepstalker
Deepstalker Runner
Dracolisk
Abyssal Hang-Tooth
Basking Longma
Blue River Bane
Desert Lightning
Hunter Shade Dracolisk
Mountain Dracolisk
Primal-Trained Longma
Sharp-Tail
Dragon
Abyssal High Dragon
Fereldan Frostback
Gamordan
Stormrider
Greater Minstral
Guardian of Mythal
Highland Ravager
Hivernal
Hunterhorn Shrikes
Kaltenzahn
Northern Hunter
Sandy Howler
Stonejaw
Vinsomer
Dragonling
Drake
Great Dragon
Guardian Serpent
Gurgut
Lurker
Phoenix
Quillback
Sand Stalker - a small vermin-like creature similar to deepstalkers
Sand Stalker Spitter
Sand Stalker Leader - larger than common sand stalkers
Varghest
Viper
Wyvern
Snowy Wyvern
Created Creatures
Golem
Varterral
Blighted Creatures
Bereskarn
Blight Owl
Blight Wolf
Blighted Werewolf
Bloodcrow
Corrupted Spider
Corrupted Spider Queen
Darkspawn
Archdemon
Broodmothers
Children
Emissary
Genlock
Hurlock
Ogre
Shriek
Darkspawn Magisters (Named and known)
The Architect
Corypheus
Dragon Thrall
Ghoul
Created Creatures
Golem
Varterral
Demons and Spirits
Spirits
Choice
Command
Compassion
Faith
Hope
Justice
Knowledge
Perseverance
Valor
Wisdom
Memory
Wisp
Wraith
Demons
Desire
Despair
Envy
Fear
Hunger
Pride
Rage
Remorse
Shade
Sloth
Terror
Vengeance
Possessed/Magical Creatures
Abomination
Arcane Horror
Ash Wraith
Corpse
Devouring Corpse
Devouring Skeleton
Enraged Corpse
Fanged Skeleton
Shambling Corpse
Shambling Skeleton
Skeleton
Skeleton Archer
Skeleton Mage
Walking Corpse
Dryads
Harvester
Revenant
Rock Wraith
Ancient Rock Wraith
Sylvans
Vampire
Werewolf
Wood Nymphs
Undefined
Glowing Slime
Firesprite
Wandering Hills
Sources
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How would the modern RDR2 characters be playing video games?
I thought of this idea when I (as always) woke up in the middle of the night (1-2 am). My sleepy brain was giggling.
Not spell checked/I looked over it once I think
Asks always open :)
These are the characters that I think would play video games often! So if it seems like a random grouping of characters that's why lmao!!! If you wanna see other characters you can ask!
Sean
Some of the games he plays are Resident Evil, COD, Valorant, Minecraft and more
He comments stuff like, "I'm not gay but.." on posts about Leon, and other typically simped for male characters
He yells so loud
He swears a whole lot
If he's playing with other people
He's competitive, and chaotic
He's bashing his shoulder into yours to get you to lose
That filthy cheater
He's SKILLED at geometry dash
Mario Kart lmao he would main Waluigi
I think he'd play videogames the most, but Sadie, Tilly, and Marybeth aren't too far behind
Cried while playing FNAF
Tilly
She would play Stardew valley
Also she's better at geometry dash than Sean (Which is nearly impossible to do, because Sean is so good at it)
MINECRAFT
She doesn't speedrun or anything, she takes her time and enjoys the journey, okay?!
She does steal from villagers (like everyone else), but other than that she's nice to the villagers and to the traveling traders
Also does NOT kill the Iron Golem. Never.
Mario Kart! She would main Baby Mario
She's not too competitive
But maybe just a little 👀
Sadie
Insults the men that insult her while playing games like COD, Valorant, Overwatch, etc.
And she wins
Every time
And they go silent
Every time
She's very very good at the video games she enjoys
In Mario Kart she will almost always get first place, and probably mains King Boo (totally not being bias because I always play as King Boo)
She is scary when she plays video games
She's more competitive than Sean
She's not as loud and Sean but damn she yells a lot
Marybeth
Plays Stardew Valley and secretly gushes over the characters with Tilly
She also probably plays Obey Me!
She likes otome games
Her favorite Obey Me! character would be Simeon
Also Minecraft, and Mario Kart
Can you tell I'm a firm believer that all of the gang would like Mario Kart?!
She would main Princess Peach
She plays Minecraft more to build cool stuff than for survival
Also RPGs too!
As a young girl she would be a sans fangirl
Javier
Plays the least out of the others, but still plays quite a bit
He likes a lot of games
Minecraft, COD, Valorant, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing for some reason
He plays Minecraft not for survival mode, but to build cool stuff (usually builds stuff with Marybeth)
But he also very much enjoys survival mode
Swears and yells in Spanish
Almost as loud as Sean
The occasional horror game too
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