#blood golem anon

[dandysworldhcs]

GIVE ME THE GIGI RESEARCH FIGURINE GUY

My headcanon:

Gigi's sleeves are not sleeves. Well, they kinda are, but they're more like containers for her very badly made arm skeletal structure. In the show she didnt have long sleeves, but whoever makes the toons was sleep-deprived as hell and incorrectly made her arm structure, and just went "Yeah that looks right" and threw her in the oven or whatever, completely forgetting all about the fact they mutilated her arms to bones and blood. She awoke in pain, screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and screaming and scre. So they made arm braces to act as the carelessly forgotten ligaments, prosthetic fingers as the fingers THEY FUCKING FORGOT TO ADD TO HER (she has three missing fingers and a missing thumb), foam padding and soft fabric to act as the also carelessly forgotten arm muscles and skin on her arms, and then they made the containers to keep it all together. She can't really move them that well without very loud clicking noises (the sounds of her bones rubbing together btw) that most toons hate, so she's kinda stuck in some variation of t-rex arms.

-the blood golem anon

(Legit so sorry for spamming the askbox I have IDEAS)

Awww, unfortunately we're out of stock on the figurines! Better luck next time when they come out again next season.

Also this is a sick ass hc blood golem anon... I'm very much enjoying this one..

[the-starry-traveller]

golem is soo cool! Does she have any cool moves???

"Yes she does! I'll show you two for simplicity. Iron can do other kinds of interesting stuff too, but I'll leave those as surprises.." - Twilight Sparkle.

[rius-cave]

It’s Anon 🔴☘️ again and I’d like to explain myself. I sent that ask while heavily sleep deprived so it was a mess. Heck I reread it yesterday morning and got confused. The original comment was supposed to be something like “Everyone likes Lamb!Adam but what about a plant or gardener Adam instead? He could accidentally make Eden 2.0 in Hell while Yandere!Lucifer plots to get 3/3. Sera would lose her mind.” That’s it! I have no idea why my brain added part of a 3AM crazy theory about Adam’s species, sin and the Tree of Life… Let me try again since I caused some confusion.

tldr; Adam isn’t human because he doesn’t have free will. In order to be reborn into Heaven or Hell you have to be human. In order to keep him alive in the show I found a work around using dirt. He’s now friends with Hell because of said dirt.

Here’s my Redemption Arc about dirt: The original Adam is made from clay that turns into flesh and blood. I’m assuming that’s part of HH!Adam’s origin story until Vivzie tells us otherwise. Now to me Adam sounds like a fairly advanced clay golem. In some games and literature, golems can repair themselves using the same kind of material that they’re made of. Instead of conventional healing they add what’s been subtracted. This doesn’t have to be a conscious decision and can just happen i.e a “passive ability.” Like breathing for humans.

SO! Adam either dies or is close to death after Nifty stabs him but eats dirt on accident, which turns into flesh, and he lives lol. He’d be stuck in Hell since he’s made partially out of Hell itself now. He can’t be reborn because he can’t technically sin/has no free will. Lucky guy will keep his original physical body. He’s still mostly made out of Eden.

Unfortunately no Eren Yeager epic bs like Adam’s spirit living in everyone, just Hell probably being semi sentient and fully aware that Adam has become an extention of itself. He’s become Hell’s Green Man aka Disney Princess! He doesn’t want Heaven anymore. He’s never alone now since Hell’s in his head and under his skin he’ll never be abandoned again

I can’t say anything else or else it’d be an essay. No joke. (ngl I’m still sleep deprived)

- 🔴☘️ Anon

OOOOHHHH OKAY! That does help a lot, actually! Okay okay, yeah that makes sense to me now!

The idea of Adam being like a golem is djdjfznfjsf kinda awesome ngl. That would be a cool thing to happen to him because now he is made of, as I understand it, two different kinds of dirt. Would this make him have some sort of double nature? I imagine it would, now he has two "wills" fighting against each other inside him, and I'd imagine that would cause a lot of conflict. Now he has a connections to demons that nobody can deny. I'm guessing that would make him have some existential crises along the way lmao.

[universal-casey]

Same anon about the hybrids, but it could maybe be some kind of punnett square situation for hybrids. Like, depending on the countryhuman and human parent, it could be a 25% chance of a more hybrid-y offspring. But given how rare human and countryhuman pairings are, hybrids are nonexistent, like you said (Sorry for yapping, I just love speculating about genetics) - 🧬🧪

lol don’t worry I feel the same! I just switched my more science-y approach to CH with a more magic potato babies one because OH GOD THE AMOUNT OF INCEST I WOULD HAVE TO WORK AROUND!!

CH don’t really have typical DNA like you’d think. They’re very golem-like. Made from the earth. Their bones are gemstones and their blood is oil. Their very cells are so entrenched with minerals that when they start to die, their skin starts cracking and flaking and taking on the texture of fired pottery.

You will typically be able to tell a hybrid apart from a regular human because they often have non-natural eye color. They’re also a lot hardier and can take a hell of a hit (they could likely tank a gunshot wound and be just fine).

New Monarchs used to be born from countries and humans having relations. But that practice ended as monarchies died out. So royal families do typically have some CH blood in them. Very diluted at this point tho

[chaifootsteps]

RE: https://www.tumblr.com/chaifootsteps/738549834040180736/not-gonna-lie-ive-always-been-bothered-by?source=share

Hi Jewish person here,

Originally, I was willing to tolerate Lilith's presence in a similar way to how I tolerate the inclusion (and often EXTREME mishandling of) golems in video games. But that was also back when Lilith was just going to be the Morticia to Luci's Gomez and only tangentially involved in the narrative.

I.E. before she became a major part of the plot that would draw a LOT of attention to her as a character/cultural figure.

So aside from the implied blood libel in the Rosie situation (which is truly beyond heinous and completely inexcusable) something I do now genuinely worry about is goyim being INSPIRED by Viv. There will no doubt be people who watch this series and then also ignorantly yoink Lilith out of her original culture and context to use her in their BS Xtian girlboss nonsense until she isn't even VIEWED as a Jewish figure anymore.

There's a reason I made the golem comparison above: they've become SO normalized in fantasy video games that almost all goyim I talk to who know about golem are unaware of the fact they ARE Jewish in origin. They just see them as default fantasy rock monsters because they've been reused and repackaged so much outside of their cultural/religious contexts that goyim see them as "free real estate" for their own stories and never bothering to actually learn about them.

AKA: Exactly what Xtians (both religious and non-religious/cultural Xtians) do to Jewish traditions ALL THE DAMN TIME.

To the goyim reading this: no, I'm not saying you can't use Jewish culture, religion, historical figures, or folktales in your stories/art, but FFS, actually acknowledge the origin and do your damn research. It's just basic "Respecting Other People's Cultures 101".

Appreciate the perspective, Anon. Respecting other people's cultures by giving them more than eight seconds of research is about the easiest thing anyone can do, but Viv's demonstrated time and time again that she's unwilling to do that.

[disfrutalakia]

Biter anon back! Thanks for the compliment fellow anon!!!!

Anyway, forever haunted by the cubitos and all

Tonight I'm thinking of the... "start" of 4halo "agreement" to maybe take things out on each other and also make out about it, you know, like all the string of daydreaming asks left before hehe. And I think the moment things would shift in this drabble of au strings would the dapper threat, because 4ever can bring himself to do a lot of things and hurt himself to be a lot of things, but he can't muster such deep cutting and guttural lie to one of his best friends in the island, even if they are furious at each other, even if Bad just "kidnapped" 4ever to sell him enchantments, even if the protector, evolving to savior at this point, complex makes him want to do such low blown in the name of help, he cant make the world's spill.

But he can't let Bad go so easily, can't have him just be apathetic and dismissive of him and continue down in a worst path.

So, how do you make something turn from not caring to caring? Well, in romance movies it is always a kiss, 4ever knows that, and bad knows that, so he can't be so *cliché*.

So grabbing the dirty dark hoodie, 4ever makes them butt heads against glass panels and bars, can feel the cool texture of horns in his forehead that gives courage to his heating heart, to pull the hoodie even more, hiding them both, because a shoot in the dark is still a mortifying embarrassing ordeal, and without letting time for Bad to shake of his confusion, he reaches out and take Bad's lips.

And bites them hard and firm, holding his head still and hearing his heartbeat raise at the noise he got out of the action, five seconds of holding in his teeth before he let's go, cliking roughly against the demons on teeth as he go higher, pressing a nose close sinking fangs in soft skin, forcing bad to breath through his mouth and perhaps make more sounds that could shoock 4ever core, but pride was stronger yet to hold still and not lose this.

Going higher, scraping teeth against forehead and horn is what break Bad stoicism, he growls a warning that 4ever takes clearly, letting go of the hoodie.

And pisses off Bad even more, who now in turn take the collar of the prez suit and don't hesitate to bite his throat and draw blood, 4ever holds Bad arms, feeling one being curled with the own mindness of the demon, and being much more open with his noises of pain and perhaps more against what the demon is doing to him, Bad considers leaving at that, game won, no mind games could be had over his head.

But 4ever spread a crown of kisses in his head, forehead horns hair and all, and now his hands shook, because of the intimacy of the act, and the realization that came with it of how lonely and starved he is.

And if they spend the night in the hole in the wall with one bed meant for a simple villager, well, it isn’t that the golems could even snitch on them anyway!

Biter anon you are too good to us poor mortals, delivering a whole fic like that? Wonderful

I reread this a bunch to try to think of something to comment but I can't think of anything apart from this being so so good!! So happy that you are also in the 4halo trenches

[alechemicavatar]

Pinned!

This is an askblog for my funny minecraft ocs that will hopefully actually function as I wanted it to!

Some notes: - No NSFW asks please, just use common sense here - Anon magic is allowed, but be prepared for the bastard genie clause :D - You'll probably see some blood here

Currently available for asks: - Zelterburn, Former Royal Alchemist - Cynthia, Plush Golem - Void/Null, Dimension Hopping Android - Mallow, a very weird obligatory enderman oc and more to come!

Main blog: Bee

[slumbrr-r]

Asking for a friend (myself), do the zodiac guys give names to the partial twisteds? Are they kept nameless? Did you answer this question already and im just tripping?

-the blood golem anon

(I've branched out)

Most toons when born already have their names given to them.

Unless the partial Twisteds was an unnamed roamer or something; they usually already have their own names or come up with one themselves.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Okay let me ask you this: What would you do if we were to ummmm..gonna try to kidnap or experiment on your lovers? Like the DBT? the other fractions? Etc.?

@demon-blood-youths

"Are you crazy!? What the hell do you think!?" Jinx who was now shaking the anon angry while seeing her team glaring at them. However, this made them look ready to rip them apart.

"You better not touch or do anything to our lovers. If you try anything..we'll be sure you don't live that long......" Jinx hissed glaring at the anon.

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"You have five seconds to get out of my sight...or I will be sure my golems will enjoy beating you to a pulp." Ashley glares but seeing the butterflies near her with a golem cracking their knuckles seeing the others glaring. Hex was ready to kill them for thinking of hurting Ophelia. T-bone with Maggie but they knew the same with Timmy with Taz though he was in another area for training to get stronger. And Ashley with Joshua.

~~~~~~~~~

Willow said nothing hearing this but she had some blue flames burning everything that it leaves the anon more scared. However, it leaves them scared as she was holding a hand with a fire ball. "........Leave." she hissed not wanting anyone hurting Ethan. She wouldn't allow that.

~~~~~~~~~

Yuuka was shocked hearing this before she glares seeing the anon getting poisoning. "How dare you try to do that! I will NOT have anyone hurt my Oblivion! I'll be sure you will not live that long!" she warns with the others agreeing if they loved someone.

~~~~~~~

Rex growls but he was showing his sword or the tip near the anon's throat. He was ready to rip them apart showing his werewolf parts on him. His team ready to do the same but they knew one thing: This anon would be dead if they tried anything. He only remains quiet but the anon laughed scared but was scared.

To answer the anon; You really shouldn't try this. You'll end up dead.

[icharchivist]

Id is incredible

I also wonder if he's fully Astral or half like Orchis, since his mom is and we don't know his father

Unless it's Rolan

Which would be crazy

She kidnapped him so he'll finally pay his overdue child support

But he's definitely hot and interesting and I so hope he becomes playable

I REALLY DO LIKE HIM A LOT..

i'm still at the end of chapter 8 so obviously spoilers for those 8 first chapters // and don't share spoilers to after that (but i think anon is a viewer and it's vague enough) BUT YEAH

I still think about that one scene we get of Id's dreams where he sees Lilith wake him up and tell him they'll be together now, it did feel like a first meeting of kind.

honestly when we didn't know Lilith was an Astral i wondered for a sec if he wasn't a Golem of type, because it reminded me a bit of that.

I feel like he probably isn't a primal though because else his reactions to Lyria and the Primals we meet would be slightly different.

but also the notion of "Life Link" in his boss battle where he ended up fusing with a bahamut-type monster? (or avatar type?)

maybe, even without being a primal, he may be the result of Lilith's (and Rolan's? they used to work together after all) experiments of some kind, and then he was to see her as her mother.

If Rolan is involved, it seems Lilith did everything so that Id only knew her as her parent and nothing else.

Rolan mentions he thinks Id is a human who's been kidnapped by Lilith at some point if i recall, but it was before we knew he had a connection to Lilith so who knows if he lied or if it's true yaknow?

I feel like the implication is that Lilith isn't his blood/birth mother, but that either because he was adopted or created, he sees her as such.

and if he IS a human who was adopted there's definitely something that Lilith did to him because his "Link" to transform like that isn't normal at all no matter what he is.

but yeah he's definitely hot and interesting and i do like that he's grown to care about Lyria. Just like Katalina before him <333 ignore your master who wants to rewrite history and destroy the skies, just care for the girl.

anyway can't wait to see more of him!

[dandysworldhcs]

The blood golem will now project their gayness (give hcs of sexuality/gender to) onto the toons because everyone in the basement wanted that (RIGHT GUYS!? every anon screams in pain as I slosh around because I am made entirely of blood)

Dandy is a demiboy and goes by he/him, they/them, she/her, and any neopronoun or the like that you give them, with preference to he/him and they/them (they will take your gender too they already took mine (i was not born with gender i am the amalgamate of blood and pain)). They are aromantic and sex (sowwy) repulsed.

Astro is nonbinary, but also is cool with star/stars (ya know... space...). They are also sex-repulsed and aromantic!

Sprout goes by anything and everything with a preference to he and him. He is pansexual!

Shelly goes by it/its and she/her exclusively (because you usually refer to fossils as objects but she also enjoys being a girl.......). She is asexual/bixesual.

Vee is technically transfem due to her not being programmed with a gender but still going by feminine pronouns... She is lesbian (shellevision my darling..............) and a sex-repulsed asexual!

Pebble................................... is a dog......................

Bobette is a demigirl, going by it/its and she/her with preference to she/her. She is bisexual (dated Dandy before he found out he was aroace) and has a loving cookie girlfriend :)!

Coal.............. is a do

Flutter goes by they/them but also enjoys she/her. She is aroace.

Gigi is a demigirl, going by she/her, they/them, and xey/xer. They are a lesbian with a great goth ghost girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!

Glisten is a transmasc demiboy who goes by he/him and they/them. He is bisexual and loves his autistic girlfriend with a ballerina for a brain ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Goob goes by anything you call him. He is aroace.

Scraps is transfem, she/her, and she is also aroace!

Brightney goes by she/her. She is very lesbian and has a girlfriend she is TAKEN.

(Absolute dump ahead be warned) Connie does not have a definite gender, so people speculate and she just goes with it (most toons call her she/her, they/them, or he/him, she enjoys the odd toon who calls her by neopronouns or just calls her WEIRD GOTH PERSON!!!!!!!!!!! guess who calls her the last one.............). Whatever the sexuality it is for them to like girls with their lack of gender, that's what they are (most lean towards calling her lesbian).

When I asked Finn what his gender was he said cod I don't trouting know he identifies as a bitch his pronouns are try/me (he goes by anything). He likes fish......... NOT IN THE ZOOPHILIA WAY................. he's aroace btw.

Ginger does not give a shit about what you call her, but she likes she/her the most. She's pansexual with a preference of waman.

Both R and D dont like to be held down by the restrictions of gender so they do not care what you call them. Both are aroace and hate people (Razzle tries to trick you................................... but I can see through his liessssss........)

Rodger is transmasc. He like both men, women, and the ones who have ducks in their pants.

Teagan is transfem (she swapped with rodger and that's why they're married). She is pansexual and sex-repulsed.

Toodles............ she's six years old.................. as far as anyone knows rn she's a straight ally........

Boxten is a transfem demigirl, going by they/them and she/her, preference on the latter. She is a pansexual with a preference for men and is the aforementioned girlfriend with ballerina for a brain.

Poppy is butch lesbian.

Cosmo is a demiboy and goes by he/him, she/her, and star/stars. Pansexual with preference for strawberries and men.

Looey does not give a shit. Aroace.

Rudie is contemplating his gender (he is like 12/13 in my eyes idec if there's anything canon contradicting it) but he's pretty sure he's a man? He is aroace.

Shrimpo's gender is fuck/off (SHRIMPO DOES NOT NEED GENDER HE HAS AIRHORNS AND RUBBER DUCKIES IN HIS PANTS RAAAA). He is aroace :)

Tisha is a regular old female. She likes women (I am running out of ideas).

And so every evey toon hath been gay-ified besides the dogs and the six year old because the blood golem cannot keep anything straight 💔💔💔

-the blood golem anon

Guess who needs to 🛏🚶 ➡️ 🛏😴

(SORRY FOR THE SECOND LONG-ASS ASK I AM VERY AUTISTIC probably AND MUST GET THE IDEAS RYSNHRICKTKTUITSS4VNKV)

woo, okay.. time to lock in while reading (<- pre-reading the hc)

is that deadass just every toon in the game?? darn, tags are gonna be FLOODED.. anyways, love all of these LOTS!!! agh i love seeing sexuality hcs and such

[the-starry-traveller]

do you guys have golem here??

"Yes! Yes we do! let me summon my personal golem guard!" Twilight's horn lights up as she drew a magic circle on the ground using her magic. The area glows as the circle was infused with magic, and a magical being was raised from the circle.

"Her name is Iron Blood! She even has her own mini magic!" Twilight says excitedly, "There are other kinds but that's a story for another time!"

[rosebleue]

I'm gonna write the fic outline for anon because this sounds fun and I'm procrastinating cleaning the kitchen.

So, anon, if you're reading the notes, thanks for the bonkers idea. I never thought I would write anything about Morbius in my entire life.

Uh... Part comic, part movie I guess? Morbius is also a medical doctor, and a geneticist. He's not really as strong as twipires, but he can kinda fly, which is cooler than Afton's gift, at least. Also, he can do some other vampire bat things, which is less insane than being a cannibal rock golem, classic comic books can never be as insane as Meyer.

But we could easily insert him in canon as a doctor who was dying of a bloodborn illness and could talk a vampire into turning him because he's pretty smart and good at observation. I assume his gift is to voluntarily take on bat traits: sonar, the flight thing... While still being a regular twilight vamp. He'd be fairly young (a couple decades vamped) at the start of our story.

Assuming there's no magic IF YOU DRINK SPIDERMAN BLOOD YOU WILL BE HEALED plot from the comics because there's no spidermen in twilight, the fic I could see happening here is: he probably meets Carlisle in a hospital, they immediately recognize each other as vampires. They talk to each other and understand their situation. Carlisle internally thinks he's too emotional and histrionic and spidermancomic-y, at least at first, but they're civil to each other, after all, they have jobs to do, and Morbius probably tries to be helpful. Carlisle gets to known him better and is sympathetic to someone not wanting to die of blood cancer and choosing to rather lose his humanity, even if they're very different persons.

So Carlisle talks him into the benefits of eating deer instead of medical blood (let's assume this works for Morbius, at least most of the time. I think it would.) because stealing blood hurts humans in the long term. He doesn't join the Cullens and they do part ways in the end, but Carlisle could talk him into going the full animal diet way, even slip ups at night would still happen and Morb would be insufferable about it. Comic book anti hero = bound to do full page rants while doing tortured faces. But he's not as bad as other canon characters so he remains a distant friend. I mean, Carlisle has managed to befriend Amon and he's insufferable too.

Uncle Doc Morb is in friendly terms with Carlisle, like their Fun Succubus Alaskan Cousins, but with less human rape and more "accidentally stole a truck of blood, also ate the driver, don't ask" happening. Sometimes he visits for Christmas. Edward hates him because he's close to Carlisle.

Sorry if you have answered this before, but: Twilight Vampires V. Morbius

(Or the Cullens and the Volturi reacting to Morbius)

Sorry, never seen Morbius. You're on your own followers.

[reincarneth-moved]

Can Damian spit blood like those cobras spid venom?

Sorry if this took a sec! fdxvdfxgv been,,, FGOing

But unfortunately not. The more Livings he goes through, the less human and more beast-like he’ll become. He hasn’t quite lived long enough to develop that sort of ability! One day, though, if he doesn’t get killed by something. 

[bluiex]

Hey, guys, what if the reason Allay Grian stayed back while convex went to the front lines to defend the village is because Grian is pregnant?

It’s why he failed the notice the ravager until it was right there, he’s easily exhausted and fighting the instinct to hide, to protect his body first and foremost. His instinct may say to hide but who he is as a person won’t let him.

And then he’s corrupting, willing letting his claws grey, letting the blue fade as blood pours. And he doesn’t know what this means for his little grub. He’s terrified for what it means for them.

(He’s heard horror stories of how some particularly bloodthirsty Vex eat their way out of their mothers, and he tries not to think about it as he feels the blood magic course through him.)

When familiar magic suddenly snap around his body like a rope, and the evoker he didn’t see cackles, Grian screams. While there’s an iron golem there in a heartbeat, Grian is… frazzled, to say the least.

Maybe, that snap of evoker magic sent him into labor. The last wave of the raid is coming and he’s barely in the third trimester and he’s going into fucking labor. His mates are across the battlefield and he doesn’t know what to do.

Or maybe, he suddenly doesn’t know where he is or what’s happening, he’s dazed and his mind is scrambled. He takes stock of himself and finds himself mated and knocked up, and can’t help but feel like his worst nightmare has happened. He spirals, disconnected from reality, panicking.

Which do y’all like more? Premature stress/trauma induced labor or PTSD?

— abridged anon

OUGH MY HEART POOR GRI

Why not both heheh.. The PTSD with what's happening around him causing the induced labor

[dalishious]

How is the word golem bigoted? I’m genuinely curious!

I assume the anon was referring to the way in which the golem is depicted in Dragon Age, not the word itself. I am not Jewish so I can't really speak extensively on this. I just know it's pretty sketchy that the Dragon Age writers decided to make the creation of this Jewish legend require blood sacrifice in their world.

If anyone wants to expand, please feel free.