#cocaine...........

[ayeitzagusty]

what the sigma tumbrl im goann eggon you guys

"fatmemegod is so me!" "memegod is so me he's so me" NUH UH MEMEGOD IS SO ME CANT EVEN DENY MWEHAHAHHAH (i fr did say that "cant even deny")

(dont ask why is there a pic of my persona's old design kidnapping you in 5656454656 seconds) (anywyAYEYS... i 100% didnt post this)

[third-king-of-salmonids]

WORK HARD PARTY HARDER

[pinkcultgirl]

big day for weird lesbians 😭‼️‼️ (me)

[saul-tortellini]

This is how 40k works

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

the fact that Edwin lived in the early 1900s is a fantastic source of comedic potential. he's just constantly saying things that he doesn't realise are completely batshit insane, and the others are just left utterly floored.

like they're all talking and Crystal mentions she's tried cocaine once on a wild night out, and Edwin, who used to get that shit medically prescribed at the drop of a hat is like ??? okay?? hope you felt better, it always used to help me when I had a cold too :) Charles why are you laughing?

[pissed-whizard]

my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

[turnipoddity]

Saint Louis

[sanjiaftersex]

being a sanji fan is an intense experience because it takes you like 200 episodes to finally understand why sanji's eyes turned lifeless for a flickering moment at those words

[themultifanshipper]

I've started a collection I like to call "Substances were consumed"

The jenson video for anyone interested

[elfgrunge]

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.

[dollykiller]

Kate moss for Bella Freud /spring 1994 ♡

[moonlightmagical]

i don’t think i’ll ever get over alex song-xia

[mirrorhouse]

Then let me ask you this, Daniel Molloy. What's the next thing you remember? You eviscerating Lestat.

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 2.05

[pinkcultgirl]

hey breastie i mean uhhh girl best friend

[cannibalspicnic]

What cracks me up about Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape is that aside from the vampirism, Daniel's just having such a typical cocaine experience.

He goes home with a guy because he has coke, then ends up listening to the guy rant and bitch about his ex until dawn, then witnesses an implosion between the guy and his current partner, then is forced to answer the question, "Am I boring?" from said partner while trying to figure out the best way to leave.

This is just a regular night on cocaine.

[alexiaugustin]

the dream thieves is the most perfect book ever because adam and gansey are going through a divorce, blue is breaking up with adam, ronan lets go of his crush on gansey in favor of perusing his para-religious devotion to adam full time, kavinsky is obsessed with having a threesome with gansey and ronan and sends gansey a dick pic from ronan’s phone, gansey starts dating blue behind adam's back the second they're freshly divorced and adam and blue have broken up, ronan turns kavinsky down and as a reaction to that kavinsky kidnaps ronans brother and then kills himself in front of their whole group. everyone is completely unfazed by this except for gansey who seems to care a little bit which adam thinks is cute. it's also in this book that the hitman who killed ronan’s dad starts hitting on blue’s mom. sound off in the comments if you know of any other ya books similar to this