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rosepetalgold · 1 year ago

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Absolutely dying over the fact that Remus not only canonically hangs out in dark closets for no apparent reason but also that Janus knows to look for him there

#this was a trend on the dark side and you can't convince me otherwise #open a closet? remus #open a cabinet? remus #open the refrigerator? remus #janus needs to find him?#he just starts opening any closed door he can find #the trash man will inevitably be behind one of them #they're hide and seek husbands your honor #sanders sides #ts spoilers #ts remus #remus sanders #ts janus #janus sanders #dukeceit

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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everyone be quiet forsblad and sashamaffhew are on a double date at di bar

#ekky sat across from maffhew and forsy across from sasha... this was so intentional #hello to the core they are all kissing and swinging #husband swapping? the door is not swinging its fucking revolving #sorry do you know how annoying maffhewekky are gonna be sat across from each other and making silent conversation with their expressions #while sashaforsy go you go honey go win the mental argument you guys are having :]#its funnier that ajs here too #how do i know its aj? hes wearing quirky clothing i.e. interesting trousers and no fucking cat has anything close to that in their closet #thats fucking aj #once again aj “me and ekky have gotten into it 😏” greer bearing witness to this makes it funnier #542 1619... its like my gym locker combination in freshman year #im sorry i wont be normal about this at all #theyre all playing footsies under the table while aj and reino have to watch them be digusting and in love

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worsehaircut · 8 months ago

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cut my hair off ✌️

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beachyserasims · 3 months ago

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In this house, a little girl hunts diligently for every and any shoelace she can find, stringing them together along the knobs of her closet door. The will of this child has sealed it shut so that this closet will never be opened again. What stays inside, remains... unseen.

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volivolition · 9 months ago

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perceppy doodles, with my usual headcanons of "whatever harry's seeing showing up in the mist" and "whenever harry's not using a sense, it shows up on perception." suddenly trapped in a dark room? pop! you have eyes again! and then some froggy hat coffee tasting :3 i love my senses <3

#disco elysium #disco elysium skills #de skills #de perception #perception #voliart #emoji lookin ass (<- incredibly affectionate its so cute) <3 whoops you got locked in the closet...#react speed [Challenging: Failure] voice Aw shit. The door's completely shut behind you. You couldn't wedge a foot in or anything.#halflit voice BREAK DOWN THE DOOR GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!#logic voice Can you wait a second? We didn't even test if we were trapped or not.#nervous perception voice The clicking of lock pins. The jangling of keys. The sound of fading footsteps.#halflit - WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY?! NOW WE'RE GOING TO DIE IN HERE. | Voli - No we aren't. Keep it together.#Composure - Don't panic. | Inland - It feels as though the walls are closing in. | Composure [Failure] - Oh fuck why would you say that.#OKAY THATS ENOUGH STOPPING THIS HERE BEFORE I WRITE A WHOLE FIC LMAO... anyway perception is so fun i love it <3 #this was not what i was supposed to work on tonight but uh. oh well perception time :3c

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m3r1m4r5u333 · 8 months ago

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Curious parallel really... Eddie's "Ain't that the truth." line. It took place way before Tommy's, and they picked a line they knew buddie shippers would recall because that's such an iconic buddie scene. Almost like they wanted us to remember that particular kitchen scene and return to it.

Eddie, were you perhaps discreetly making fun of your own indestructible closet when you made that wry comment about never having enough closet space...? Sounds like you were.

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#911 buddie #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie 911 #911 abc #evan buck buckley #911 on abc #tv: 911 #eddie díaz #abc 911 #Dude now has three girlfriends and a husband and is still managing to keep his closet door closed.#sometimes I think about that scene with the same guy in the electric merry-go-round and sinking into a pool with cemented on microwave oven.#and think. what a perfect presentation of Buck and Eddie trying to come out. Buck just goes for a mad ride. Eddie is so stuck he may drown.

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lazy-toad · 9 months ago

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"I have to be the car crash, and I have to be the driver, and I have to be the argument with John, and I have to be the funeral"

#episode 11....#excuse me for a second lemme just *walks into a closet closes the door behind me and screams very loudly #woe.begone #w.bg

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loganslowdown4 · 9 months ago

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Patton: Knock knock, I’m coming in, I hope that’s ok? I thought I heard… uh, yelling? Thought I’d check up on ya!

Remus: *out of breath* Oh.. oh yeah, sure, no prob, Pop Tart—

Patton: Remus… why are you naked?

Remus: I…don’t have any clothes?

Patton: Oh, sure you do! *opens Remus' closet*

Remus: Oh, wait a min—!

Patton: You have pants, shirts, socks, belts, Logan, shoes-

Patton:

#Patton closes the closet door and just says like ok see you downstairs and leaves in shock #lmao #cw suggestive #thomas sanders #sanders sides #logan sanders #incorrect sanders sides #patton sanders #Remus sanders #ts patton #ts logan #ts remus #intrulogical #ts Intrulogical

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crmsnmth · 3 months ago

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Where Do Monsters Go in the Daylight?

I'm not afraid of the dark, yet I sleep with a lamp on, and a TV playing bad sitcoms from the nineties. It's what hides in the shadows The things that watch me as I try to sleep I can see them walking around my room biting at my feet every so often just to keep me on my toes

I see red eyes in the space between my bed frame and the floor Sometimes there's yellow jagged teeth as well But as long as I stay safe on my mattress It will leave me alone

Where do all the monsters go in the daylight

I keep my closet door locked because behind it are shadows that dance late at night, a tree tapping on my window wakes me to see piles of clothes during the day now human like shapes, swaying in the dark And I always let a sharp yelp before laughing at my own irrational fears but as I lay my head back upon my pillow I swear I can hear breathing in my ear and the clothes shift and move Somewhere outside, a coyote howls

and chills run up my spine

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misskattylashes · 6 months ago

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Love it when Miles posts pics of semi naked hot men for no reason...

#the closet door is almost closed behind him #miles kane

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theres-whump-in-that-nebula · 6 months ago

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If the landlord doesn’t want me fishing around in their shower vent and cold air returns, then they shouldn’t make them stink like rotting garbage. You painted over the screws so they’re hard to open? Cool. I’ll drill holes into them and get them out with a power tool because the town next to me is having a citywide garage sale and I’m sure there’s some Ryobi in there at a decent price. Your vents are coming off motherfucker, and if I find anything I swear to fucking god I am going to have both your vents and your bank account cleaned out.

#I also have a closet door that glues itself shut every time it’s closed… because they used fucking Mod-Podge to finish it I guess???#And the knob fell off when I pulled on it. So I stuck a hex wrench in there to try to use it as a handle #but I couldn’t grip it well enough to pull it open #so I karate-kneed the door on the side of the knob while pulling and it opened #As I’m talking about knobs… a knob is responsible for finishing this apartment #The cabinets don’t line up. The bedroom closet doors don’t shut at the same time #because they’re too tight in the jam and push the other out when you close a door while the other door is already closed #The cabinets in the bathroom don’t fully close because the hinges were drilled at an angle #The base molding looks like it fell off a cliff and was fractured in three places #SHIT-COLORED CIGARETTE TAR DRIPS DOWN THE WALLS IN THE BATHROOM WHEN THEY GET WET #Fuck you and your lease. If you’re allowed to have irresponsible carpenters and maintenance; I am allowed to responsibly burn incense #If people are allowed to smoke; I am allowed to burn incense #“No candles” fuck you for making me need to burn scents in the first place #Orwellian fucking apartment. Literally 1984. Not because of the rules; just because the apartment is a dysfunctional shithole #and it smells like the rotting remains of boiled cabbage just like the book #And if anyone asks me why I didn’t call maintenance I’m going to respond with my unresolved service request for the A/C #which conveniently broke down during a heat wave #Did it really break down or did the landlords cut it to save money? Like yes A/Cs break during the summer #but I wouldn’t doubt sabotage either. It doesn’t turn on at all.#The site asked what dates I’d like them to look at it. I gave my dates and said I’d be there all day. I waited at home for two days. No one #No follow-up until nearly a month later saying “We’re still getting to all the service requests please bear with us.” Oh thanks #You couldn’t have done that sooner?

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music-for-them-asses · 1 year ago

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My mom told me we have to clean out our old closets because hers is too full. And I'm annoyed because while it is my stuff that I need to get rid of, my mom is the BIGGEST packrat I have ever met. I almost, ALMOST said "Maybe you should go through your closet, then" but I'm not starting shit on Christmas Eve lol

#personal #she's retired now. She just doesn't want to deal with it lol #like yeah I need to let go of my barbies. but you can't even close your closet door! you can't walk into it!!

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snoopypilled · 11 months ago

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me watching skinamarink: this shit is nawt scary 🙄

me all night after: oobh my room got plany off skinamarink

#i sleep with my closet door open cause it gets stuck and the paint chips off but trust i closed that shit 🙏🏼

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tenth-sentence · 2 months ago

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He closed the closet door firmly and then put the chair against the door.

"Cujo" - Stephen King