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Drake the Bandit
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My name is Drake. The master of tricks, traps, and thievery. I live to protect the Shrine of my beloved Shirley, and the treasu-well...not so much treasure anymore since a certain hero nearly killed me and stole it all. Hell, if it wasn't for my beloved that group of bastards would've left me there to die. Hmph, that was when Shirley left as well, but that doesn't matter. I'll still continue to guard the temple until the day I die. A-Anyway, not many idiots try and break in here anymore (or maybe they just give up before they reach me due to my genius traps), so I figured I'd kill time with...whatever it is you call this odd technology.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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So...we meet again, Drake.
Tch, it would seem so, Red. 
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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1. the person i like and why i like them.
Come to this place to pass time and it's just been about her over and over. Heh, I could write forever about Shirley though...*sigh*. Er..b-but considering that now I know Shirley can see this, I'll, uh, spare myself more comments about my ears and move on. >///>
9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
Hmph, I guess the day she left. That red bastard marches straight through my traps, nearly kills me, and then causes my love to vanish. My biggest defeat and my biggest loss. Though I guess I'm not too "sad" about it anymore. Just a "sad" memory is all, alright?!
14. something i do without realizing. 
I've a bad habit of "playing", as Shirley once called it, with my knives. Twirling them, tossing them, drumming with them. I, uh, accidentally cut my hand open. Quite a few times actually..heh. >.
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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moonchildshana:
the person i like and why i like them.
a famous person i’ve been compared to.
5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
the best thing that has happened to me this week.
weird things i do when i’m alone.
how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
my last night out in detail.
something that makes me sad when i think about it.
something i’ve lied about.
would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
something i’m currently worrying about.
one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
something i do without realising.
lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
a drunken story.
something i regret.
post a picture of myself.
my longest relationship and who it was with.
press ctrl v and post.
post a bit of my last IM convo.
5 things i want to change.
my view on being tumblr famous.
someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
5 things within touching distance.
story of my first kiss.
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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thedragoncampaign replied to your post: thedragoncampaign replied to your post: Why are...
[SHIRLEY’S GHOST] Whatever you have done in your past, Drake, all that matters is what you are doing now—which is guarding a person who can do nothing for you in return. That is worthy of praise. Also, your ears turn red when you are embarrassed.
o///o Th-They do not! *pulls brim of hat down to hide ears* Agghh, this isn't important. I'm going clean the shrine again.
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thedragoncampaign replied to your post: Why are you such an obnoxious asshole? And why are you so obsessed with shirley. She’s just using you.
[SHIRLEY’S GHOST] I never asked for Drake’s assistance nor his company. However, I am not going to turn down the assistance of a good heart, freely offered. You, gray-faced stranger, should not be so quick to speak of things you do not understand.
Ah! Sh-Shirley...I...I'm not worthy of such kind words. Maybe one day, I could live up to the nature of your praise, but not now, not how I am now. P-please, save your words for when that day comes. 
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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Why are you such an obnoxious asshole?And why are you so obsessed with shirley.She's just using you.
I am loyal not "obsessed". And..t-there's no way Shirley would ever...I mean s-she's just too kind for such a thing! 
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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I don't think Shirley would get why a little peck on the cheek is such a big deal. You know, since she's DEAD and all. You're selfish.
Grr...Shut up! You're just a lonely, jealous fool! Not even worthy of speaking her lovely name.
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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GRAFFITI IT IS.I'm telling Shirley, too. She'll probably be mad. How could you let some punk deface her shrine after eleven thousand years? Seriously, man. I thought you were dedicated.
N-no! She would understand. Shirley knows there are more important things than those of physical meaning. Some fool like you could never understand the magic of her shrine. I vowed to protect this place and the magic of it, and I will continue to beyond death. 
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ask-the-black-monster replied to your post: I know the code to the secret later. 325. Also the silver statue faces forward and the gold left. I don’t need you to reveal the secrets of the temple. IALREADY HAVE THEM.
:| Fortunately, there is no more need to endure your nonsense. We have what we need.
And good riddance! I don't need you all messing up the place again. Setting up traps isn't easy y'know?! 
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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A CHASTE PECK OR I GRAFFITI THE SHRINE.
W-what?! Agh! Y-you're a fool to think you can shake my morals. My loyalty to Shirley is more important than the shrine.
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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No tongue, then? How about a chaste peck?
J-just keep away! You'll get nothing from me!
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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I know the code to the secret later.325. Also the silver statue faces forward and the gold left.I don't need you to reveal the secrets of the temple. IALREADY HAVE THEM.
EHEHEH! You're thinking of those old pathetic traps. After that red guy busted through them so easily I fixed up some new surprises. No one who comes here stands a chance of making it out in one piece. Eeeheeheeee!
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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I like a man who can keep a secret.
Keep your sly tongue away. My heart is kept for only one, and no one can take her place. 
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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I SEE YOU THERE! You can't hide from me!
Erk! H-how di- *clears throat* Y-you gray faced fool. You think I'd seriously hide somewhere so obvious, it was merely one of my master tricks to..eh..make you think you had the upper hand, y-yeah that's right. Hmph.
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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legendofdragoon:
[Legend of Dragoon OST: “Shirley’s Shrine/Fort Magrad”]
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drake-the-bandit-blog-blog · 13 years ago
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Eheheh I'd say a nice, sharp, sturdy knife. 
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