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microsofttothemax · 2 months ago
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why is the rottmnt fandom so fucking funny
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pup-pee · 1 year ago
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im so tired
batman66 ep 2 btw S1 EP2 SRRY
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holleringfromyourrooftops · 2 months ago
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All the hilson edits do not come CLOSE to how homosexual they are on the show
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batmansbasement · 2 months ago
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The funniest thing about Kaz Brekker is that every time he found out a piece of information that the other Crows hated about themselves or maybe just didn't like about themselves all that much, he totally just repurposed it to his advantage AND made them feel better about it somehow?
Wylan: Yeah you can't use me as blackmail my dad would rather I die because I can't read
Kaz: Okay, and? You can still make a grenade. Also, what are your thoughts on identity fraud
Jesper: I'm a Grisha and I've been hiding it my whole life in shame and consolation to my mother's death
Kaz: Right, have you ever seen those old westerns where they whip out their guns really fast in a draw? That's your new job.
Inej: I can climb really well and sneak up on almost anyone, besides you for some reason, but you don't know that yet, because I haven't said a word to you
Kaz, who just laid eyes on her for the first time 3 minutes ago: How good are you with a knife?
Idk I also haven't read the books in a hot second so that's probably not how any of these interactions went but it's true in my heart guys
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vesna-v-irkutske · 4 months ago
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Video from Nikita's YouTube channel, uploaded on December 1, 2009. They're watching TV without sound and voicing people on the screen. Artyom (reading the name of the news program; Nikita says something indistinct too): NOW. A small sound from Nikita, something between a chuckle and a cough. Artyom starts laughing and hitting the floor, Nikita joins him for a short moment. Artyom (talking about the news anchor's face): What a fucking mug! Fucking awful. (but more rude than that) Nikita (voicing the woman, in a stupid voice): HELLO, I'M A SILLY WOMAN. (Artyom chuckles) I have... (the scene changes to show some people) Oh, fuck (OR he says "Buryat", hard to tell), fuck off. (Nikita makes random sounds and growls, Artyom laughs) Nikita (reading the text in the bottom right corner, in a stupid voice): "Mongolia?" Fuck it, they'll be Buryats (a Mongolic ethnic group native to southeastern Siberia) anyway. (Artyom chuckles) AAAAAAAAHH! (Artyom laughs) Nikita starts speaking ("I- *something else*"), but Artyom interrupts him, voicing the man on the screen himself: I'm a Buryat, but I live here because I like communicating with Irkutsk people, they are all so kind, but they all beat me the fuck up. (Artyom tchk's with his tongue) Yeah. I also suck skins (skinheads) off. (Artyom takes a deep breath and makes random sounds, presumably trying to imitate the Buryat language)
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crowliphale · 1 month ago
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Everyone....
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marshyichor · 4 months ago
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puts her in a paper shredder btw its totally ok to use my art for pfps just dont directly repost or leave me uncredited
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scintillatingshortgirl19 · 2 years ago
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house's little laugh as wilson openly flirts with him through an MRI microphone is Doing Things to me
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satoblue · 3 months ago
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whenever you and satoru argue, you have to resist the urge to strangle the idiot but it’s obvious you would never lay a hand on him bc at the end of the day — you love him and don’t want to hurt him. he was just being his same infuriating self, and in a few hours, everything would be fine again. but oh, how you want to punch his chest repeatedly until your hands ache because the hits do nothing against his hard chest. you wanna teach him a lesson but you’re too weak compared to that brute. often, you’ll clench your teeth and walk away to calm down. that’s a mistake on your end apparently bc you should’ve expected satoru would know exactly what you’re thinking in the moment — and you should’ve known the man you married is weird. so weird in fact that the next time you fight, he grits out “hit me” with all his chest, the words clawing their way out of his throat as if he’d been waiting to say them for a long time
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banditblvd · 6 months ago
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William and the will o’ wisps make me incredibly happy
He’s like a tired cat owner
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coledbrrrvrrr · 3 months ago
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Glitchy vers. + doodles under the cut!!
(Doodles have slight spoilers for the movie mayhaps...)
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jaykingingram · 1 year ago
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Inquisitor: Solas is an ancient elven god.
Varric, who spent a year teasing him:
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incorrect-upon-a-witchlight · 4 months ago
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Kremy: where are you hearin’ these things??? What’s your source???
Torbek: Torbek lurks in a lot of places
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vaguely-concerned · 8 months ago
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To the ‘themes I am picking up on in Veilguard’ list, let's go ahead and add what I have a sneaking suspicion will actually turn out to be The theme:
— the world has changed and can never be as it was again.
— I have been changed and can never be who I was again.
— in this simple unavoidable truth there is endless grief and endless hope.
And I… may be getting a bit emotional about it haha. Let me show my work a bit: 
if da:o is a game about people who are already dead or half ghosts in some form (through societal forces, psychologically, functionally, literally, in body, through the joining etc.) coming together anyway to save the world from being swallowed by total nihilism and despair (symbolized by the blight) through the power of love and friendship and also this sword/potential heroic sacrifice that I found, da2 is a game about people who have lost their homes and been set adrift finding and building new homes in each other (while completely failing to save the world. also through the power of love and friendship. as well as years of petty bickering <3 we must imagine kirkwall if not happy then worth having been because the love was there the love was there and that's the only sanctifying force we can ever have in this doomed world and city of ours), and da:i is a game about old stabilizing-but-unjust comfortable lies vs. disruptive but potentially liberating uncomfortable truths, and the power of friendship to help us distinguish the one from the other and navigate through them...
folks… I'm starting to think that veilguard might be a game specifically about moving towards recovery and acceptance after trauma — about how even in this flawed, severed, scarred state, what is here right now is worth loving and worth caring for. even in an imperfect and impermanent world and self, there is worth and joy. and of course the first real tragedy — and threat — of Solas is that he just cannot find it in himself to accept this and move on, to let go of what was, the regret won’t let him go or he won’t let go of it. which means that even though on the surface it’s Elgar’nan and Ghilan’nain (and the will to subjugate and violate they represent) who are the main villains, the real antagonistic force in this story beneath that is the Dread Wolf’s despair. A despair Rook must make an answer to by the end of the game, one way or another, compassionately or with righteous fury, triumphant or pyrrhic.
The world will change again and again and so will you — BUT the crucial element is that so will everyone else who exists along with you, you are fundamentally not alone in this existential truth. all we’ll ever have is each other and my god that is plenty, my god that is enough!!! Which is the second thing Solas just can’t accept, he keeps himself separate and completely alone out of an awful mix of fear and pride and feeling himself unworthy of anything else. Rook and the player want to save the world of Thedas because it’s where everyone we love lives, Solas wants to go back to the past because that’s the only neighbourhood where he can still visit those he loved — and the person he himself was, before. A very sympathetic and human instinct/trap to fall into when touched by trauma, I think, if only it wasn’t backed by godlike power, a fundamentally oppositional personality, and a catastrophic lack of therapy to make it literally everyone else’s problem too lol. It’s varric and solas’ banter about the man on the island and where meaning in a life comes from all over again, writ large and with detail work — and the added idea of ‘what if there are also other islands out there, though. With other people on them that you could find if you reach for each other’. Rook with the best of intentions has to make choices to which there are no perfect outcomes and live with what happens — and not cut themselves off from everyone else around them even when there is regret or shame. You get back up every day and you make a life with other people doing the same and you do your best, and that’s the only victory this world will give you. In the end, that is more than enough, that is essential. And I um. I love that. So much. It’s why some of the writing clumsiness on top can’t hurt me because this thematic spine is so solid and so beautiful to me. It’s DA2 all over again that way for me personally — I forgive this story for what it isn’t and couldn’t be, and I love it with my whole stupid open heart for what it actually is. Thank you for coming to my TED-talk and goodbye etc.      
(For my fellow TLT heads out there — you know what this story is reminding me of most of all, actually? It has some big Nona the Ninth vibes down there in the deep. It’s about… the horror and unspeakable beauty that can only be found in liminality, and the role of love in making that basic fact of existence bearable. And also even more unbearable at the same time. I'm so sorry.)
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araneapeixes · 7 months ago
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Shadowheart Happiness and Joy brought to u by my beautiful patreon sketch requesters
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renasy · 1 day ago
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CLAIR OBSCUR: Expédition 33.
"You look and sound just like him. But you're you."
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