#ZINGER!

[jaykingingram]

Inquisitor: Solas is an ancient elven god.

Varric, who spent a year teasing him:

[heartz4shauna]

gay people when they realise a lot of filming locations from their favourite tv show is actually a real place

[fallout-lou-begas]

The thing about Interview with the Vampire is that it's certainly not a comedy, per se, though it certainly has humor in it, it's just that the character of Daniel Molloy who is the terrified human trapped in the vampire condo and conducting the interview just so happens to quite possibly be the funniest fucking human being on the planet and the vampires just have to deal with that

[yellowtrinity]

inspired by watching my cousin vinny & the 80s transformers movie within a day of each other

[framblebee]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x3 Is My Very Nature That of the Devil

[beaft]

normally my responses to astarion's catty remarks range from mild amusement to weary tolerance, but i just approached him after leaving the shadowfell and he was like "lady shar, goddess of loss? more like the goddess of LOSING" and ok i will admit he got me with that one. that one was pretty good.

[yourgalgremlin]

The Halloween Costume Mix Up:

James, dressed as Peter Pan: Reg, where’s your fairy wings?? You said you’d be my Tink!

Regulus, wearing a polo shirt & holding a peach: Tink? I thought you said twink!

James: It’s ok, you can be my lost boy *winks*

Sirius, dressed as Wendy: This group costume is in shambles! Moony?

Remus, dressed as Captain Hook: Oi why’s Reg dressed as Timothee Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name?

James: He’s my favorite twink!

Remus: I’d hope so, you’re dating him.

James: I meant CMBYN Timothee. Reggie’s costume is pretty good, tho.

Regulus: Not 1 comment on THE PEACH part of my costume?! Fine—fućk this fruit.

Remus: Yeah, I assumed you were gonna.

Sirius high fives Remus: NICE!

[winchester-co]

Shout out to the doctor in Sex and Violence who lived after having sex with Sam. I had forgotten survivors existed.

[acquired-stardust]

Donkey Kong 64 Nintendo 64 1999

[rohanneofcoldmoat]

Brienne could see the crown of his scalp where he had shaved it. Many holy brothers wore such tonsures. Septa Roelle once told her that it was meant to show that they had nothing to hide from the Father. "Can't the Father see through hair?" Brienne had asked. A stupid thing to say. She had been a slow child; Septa Roelle often told her so.

Brienne is insecure about this moment, but apart from it just being the kind of thing a kid would say, I think it points to untapped comedic talent. This kind of observation made sarcastically instead of earnestly is the basis of like 90% of Jaime's sense of humor.

[buffetlicious]

As part of its Christmas festive menu, KFC Singapore brought back the Parmesan Truffle Chicken for a limited time from 27 Nov 2024 to 1 Jan 2025. On the menu is a new Parmesan Truffle Burger and Salted Caramel Mochi Ring to celebrate the holiday season. A specially arranged Christmas jingle is also available to enhance your Parmesan Truffle Chicken experience. Created by consumer neuroscientist Professor Gemma Calvet from Nanyang Technological University, the jingle is designed to amplify the natural savoury flavours of the chicken. You can scan the QR code below for the jingle.

I didn’t go for the fried chicken as I had prior warning from a colleague who had eaten it. Instead, I went for the Parmesan Truffle Burger Box (S$12.80) consisting of a burger, a piece of fried chicken, regular cheesy whipped potato, regular fries and a drink. When I bit into the burger there was no truffle aroma nor parmesan cheese taste. All I got was the good old Zinger Burger! Lucky for me, my camera had “eaten” first so now I have got proof to go complain to KFC.

The very next day after work, I approached one of the staff at the counter and showed her the pictures. I told her I had bought the Parmesan Truffle Burger Box armed with the receipt but it came with Zinger Burger inside. She looked at the pictures and told me Zinger is correct. I got a little annoyed at her reply, I know it’s a Zinger Burger except mine had no truffle or parmesan cheese in it. Luckily, another staff member stepped forward and let her know I had been given the wrong order. She took a freshly made burger off the shelf and passed it to me. Case closed.

The Parmesan Truffle Burger is basically a Zinger Burger drizzled with truffle-infused cheese sauce and sprinkled with grated parmesan. Although I enjoyed the juicy fried chicken patty and the earthy flavour of the truffle, the powdered parmesan is overwhelmingly salty! But eaten with the buns and shredded lettuce, kind of balanced out the brininess a little bit, however, it is still salty. Now you know why I didn’t go for the fried chicken version as according to my colleague, she had to peel away the chicken skin just to make it edible. And here I was wondering if KFC even do quality testing before they released these products.

Selected image and video courtesy of KFC Singapore.

[huntingrays]

lost trio hangout where piper and leo start trash talking & dunking on jason’s dad while jason keeps nervously glancing at the sky, worried about the safety of his best friends (since he knows how pissy and ‘unwise’ his dad can be)

[sevenblades]

[queereads-bracket]

Queer Adult SFF Books Bracket: Round 1 polls now posted

Vote in current polls here

You can also view the full seeded queer adult sff books bracket here

All 80 of the titles submitted for this bracket are listed in the INDEX OF BOOKS spreadsheet

[homeofhousechickens]

Zinger suddenly passed away today I believe it was a heart attack 💔

[stupidlittlespirit]

Sometimes, I'll write a bunch of dialogue between R and Ford, and it's super zingy and innuendo-laden, but I have to delete it because I know Ford can't even say 'dick' out loud without spontaneously combusting so he ain't gonna be flirting up a storm no matter how much I want him to be