#ZINGER!

[jaykingingram]

Inquisitor: Solas is an ancient elven god.

Varric, who spent a year teasing him:

[heartz4shauna]

gay people when they realise a lot of filming locations from their favourite tv show is actually a real place

[fallout-lou-begas]

The thing about Interview with the Vampire is that it's certainly not a comedy, per se, though it certainly has humor in it, it's just that the character of Daniel Molloy who is the terrified human trapped in the vampire condo and conducting the interview just so happens to quite possibly be the funniest fucking human being on the planet and the vampires just have to deal with that

[yellowtrinity]

inspired by watching my cousin vinny & the 80s transformers movie within a day of each other

[framblebee]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x3 Is My Very Nature That of the Devil

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

bertie wooster was born to post on tumblr

[beaft]

normally my responses to astarion's catty remarks range from mild amusement to weary tolerance, but i just approached him after leaving the shadowfell and he was like "lady shar, goddess of loss? more like the goddess of LOSING" and ok i will admit he got me with that one. that one was pretty good.

[yourgalgremlin]

The Halloween Costume Mix Up:

James, dressed as Peter Pan: Reg, where’s your fairy wings?? You said you’d be my Tink!

Regulus, wearing a polo shirt & holding a peach: Tink? I thought you said twink!

James: It’s ok, you can be my lost boy *winks*

Sirius, dressed as Wendy: This group costume is in shambles! Moony?

Remus, dressed as Captain Hook: Oi why’s Reg dressed as Timothee Chalamet in Call Me By Your Name?

James: He’s my favorite twink!

Remus: I’d hope so, you’re dating him.

James: I meant CMBYN Timothee. Reggie’s costume is pretty good, tho.

Regulus: Not 1 comment on THE PEACH part of my costume?! Fine—fućk this fruit.

Remus: Yeah, I assumed you were gonna.

Sirius high fives Remus: NICE!

[yourdyingwish]

Personally what I'm excited for is whatever paragraphs-long IG caption rant Thursday goes on when scalpers explode the prices of these MetLife tickets. That's the real show for me I will be seated

[earlycuntsets]

had to transcribe this - too many defining moments

host: we got marty. marty's gonna come on the show. come on in. (introductions) come on in here (x3) now marty's brought a little something/something for you guys um marty, what have you brought for the gentlemen? I saw it. actually lets get them first, bring em out (x3)

tv lady: frankkk. FRANKK

frank: get away from me. get the hell away

tv lady: frank

frank: NO istg i'll start punching people

tv lady: (in the distance) FRANK GET OVER HERE

frank: goodbye!

spider guy: so frank apparenly loves it

tv lady: frank is gone he totally vaulted (I looked this up as a verb means leap)

gerard: look they left!

ray: he peaced out

gerard: see, the thing is...

spider guy: that's lola (some kinda) tarantula. we've got a nice little petting zoo for you guys to take a look at

host: do any of you guys want to touch that at all?

gerard: no-

spider guy: no ones ever been hurt by a tarantula. they're harmless

host: tarantulas cannot hurt you

tv lady: do you like spiders gerard?

gerard: they don't really bother me. frank is deathly- he's deathly afraid of spiders

tv lady: aw I feel bad now

gerard: yeahhh well you should (lol jk)

ray: is it gonna bite

gerard: nah, he just got outta here before he got too scared. they don't bite! T O R O go for it!

ray: alright (holds the spider) get it off me GET IT OFF ME

spider guy: alright we're gonna put her back. I got something you might like instead of the tarantula

ray: no this is actually kinda cool

gerard: hey frank can you hear me? they have scorpions!

tv lady: i'll go get him

ray: they brought snakes

spider guy: this is reggie. reggies our baby boa constrictor. friendly snakes lotta people have heard of them.

host: will it bite?

spider guy: not gonna bite ya not gonna hurt ya.

host: give it to me i'm gonna take it outside. i'm a little nervous though why don't you take it outside? (to gerard)

gerard: nOOO way man

spider guy: try her on, if you don't want to hold the snake. the snake will hold you.

host: lets go to (unintelligible) it's not so bad

gerard: no this is fine right here. lets get him off now. its actually. 🇮🇹 it's like a big piece of baloney

tv lady: frank won't come in i've tried to get him

gerard: yeah he won't it's because you have a spider in a box

lady: get it off me! (etc.)

much on demand 2005

[rohanneofcoldmoat]

Brienne could see the crown of his scalp where he had shaved it. Many holy brothers wore such tonsures. Septa Roelle once told her that it was meant to show that they had nothing to hide from the Father. "Can't the Father see through hair?" Brienne had asked. A stupid thing to say. She had been a slow child; Septa Roelle often told her so.

Brienne is insecure about this moment, but apart from it just being the kind of thing a kid would say, I think it points to untapped comedic talent. This kind of observation made sarcastically instead of earnestly is the basis of like 90% of Jaime's sense of humor.

[homeofhousechickens]

Zinger suddenly passed away today I believe it was a heart attack 💔

[wrenhavenriver]

[saltpepperbeard]

so often we talk about the soft voice that ed seems to use just for stede, but how about this particular, gentle, reassuring voice stede uses for ed

[rosyredlipstick]

“you shouldnt put too much in the note section on ao3″ “long notes throw readers out of the story” what the fuck are you talking about. that is my jokes corner. 

[buffetlicious]

Colleagues informed me that KFC Singapore is having a 1 for 1 promotion for Zinger Meal (S$8.30). The set meal comes with French Fries and an empty paper cup which I filled with Fanta Grape. The last time I had the zinger burger, the fried chicken patty was bone dry but not this time. As for the fries, I still preferred the one from McDonald’s.

Topmost image courtesy of KFC Singapore.