#christ man
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he's so delicate and dainty and coquette, look at him shyly drawing patterns on the bar and looking at charlie from under his lashes, so babydoll of him honestly, so nymphet and sweet and lovely, i could put him in the cup of my hands and drink him whole
#i am literally obsessed with this#honestly#what the fuck#twirling his finger like that????#what is this???#he looks so fucking#ju#st#god#good fucking god#asjdgagdfgafkqskdgasdfghafd#i wanna drink from him how jesus's disciples drank from that glass of wine#gulp him down#drwon in it#christ man#i can;t#dennis reynolds#iasip#glenn howerton
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yeah i figured my cockatiel would be noisy but being so noisy his chirps reverberate and hit my ears with a shockwave of sound everytime he screams is genuinely next level. i took a painkiller. because my bird is loud.
#christ man#binkle#yeah hes a male cockatiel#hes a white face#cockatiel#birb#birblr#genuinely somebody help me here
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John Lennon's face while the film director talks about staging a concert at a children's hospital ("but not one for really sick children; just ones with broken legs") is a whole ass mood.
#every time this guy opens his mouth i want to punch him in the face#'or an orphanage! children are the future department.'#CHRIST MAN#just... the way he says it it's the most tone deaf thing in the world
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i left extra extra early today because i knew transit was going to be wild but even that wasn't enough :') a huge chunk of the tracks are shut down and there's a parade downtown but the shuttle buses are slow as fuck and i'm gonna be late to work by like 20 minutes which wouldn't be so bad if i wasn't the opener today omfg. and now there's a freight train going by which i'll have to wait to pass before i can even start my walk to work once i get to my station. i'm gonna mcfreaking lose it
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NOAH. FUCKING. SCHNAPP <33333
real and true and i AM blubbering like a little baby right now. head in my hands edge of tears I Can’t Do This and then im gonna go watch the van scene and fucking . epxlode
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Wtf?!? If you’re gonna steal shit for a profit, at least use AI or something so you’re not directly stealing. That’s crazy.
Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.
#people need to get a life#ao3#fucking hell people#fandom#bound fanfiction#fandom wank#anti booktok#learn to write your ow damn stories#Christ man
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I'm just saying, I've been on the internet nearly 2 decades and the truth has always been this:
No company has ever suffered a single iota from any fanworks. Not a single pornographic image. Not one Fan-game.
Not one fan has ever tried to steal IP, not one fan has ever gone to court to challenge ownership of IP.
I've yet to see a Let's Play harm a single video game, I've yet to see a single mod worth taking down from corporate perspective, I've never once seen a company lose a single cent because of something you or I ever did as fans.
I've yet to see Piracy in any way have ever affected a company, nor entity, nor singular artist. It. Has. Not. Happened. The longest lasting meme from my childhood when Minecraft .jar Modding got popular, was that Winrar was cool for putting a 5 second pause before you can use the fuckin' thing, when 7-zip was free. Literally a company still around today and for no reason there's a 5 second pause before you're allowed to do anything. Cmon. Cmon ya'll. They can survive with that, a company can survive a sex mod for their game. Show. Me. An. Example. Otherwise.
It's been 2 decades.
We don't need to pretend shit about shit anymore. You should be allowed to make fan-games and put them online. You should be allowed to put tits on Geodude. You should be allowed to upload music, Roms, and TV shows online. There has never, been a point, where it Hurt These Record Setting, Streak, Setting, Record Setting Profit Companies. Who mind you, got half our dwindling wealth in under 2 years during covid. They're. Fucking. Fine. Every god damned time.
I can list, hundreds, thousands, of times where a company got an entire channel taken down with bogus copyright claims. I can find already compiled lists of these companies taking down reviews, I can show the myriad of sex abuse scandals at every god damn one of these companies.
I can't name a single fan that killed a company. I can name a shit ton of companies that Killed Their Employees however.
Quit taking their fucking side dipshit they aren't gonna fuck you bro.
#capitalism#I guess#Really I'm not that kinda smart#I just fucking notice shit#how the FUCK does anyone look at anyone company and accept them#christ man#like at the least? You can say “There's enough reasonable trust developed here” and not “Oh yeah they made a good product once :):):)”#ya gotta work with what ya got#but anytime people go to bat for a company I just don't get it.#They ain't gonna fuck you bro#they will never fuck you#you will never have sex#please understand they are the reason you are incapable of being loved#like the moment you recognize you matter more than any company? You fucking care about yourself#you care about others#when you work as a collective instead of constantly picking and choosing companies that somehow will Fuck You when you're so unfuckable you#don't even give a shit about yourself???#like man#it's time to grow up!#you're not a child anymore!#those logos MEAN NOTHIGN!?#You don't believe in Santa anymore like this is the ADULT next step#being a fucking consumer#being the other half of the free market#not being#Pay Piggy Useful Idiots#for fucking Companies#good god man#it's sadder than fanboying a fucking politician#like they aren't gonna save you bro
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@vartouhix replied to your post “@vartouhix replied to your post “Y'know, I wonder...”:
that cutscene where dem tries to intimidate u 'cause maru likes u? immediate red flag. i do not appreciate him tbh
I legit got chills the very first time I encountered that scene. My mother is an abusive narcissist and my father was married to another narcissist for a handful of years. I can read that passive aggression and subtle threatening like a book.
I'm ashamed that I picked the silent option because I was genuinely intimidated.
#vartouhix#ooc#now I call his ass out but like??#christ man#you are toxic#legit taking away her emotional autonomy by warding ppl away from her behind her back#just so 'nothing gets in the way of her future'. that he's definitely done his part to steer her in#it's gross
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I need to stop eating with white shirts bruh
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
#grey art#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin alastor#alastor#auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ#I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED.#😂😂😂#my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special#and she could probably take him out in one strike#but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely#she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power#but she’s not stupid or childish or meek#she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much#and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy#I think he’ll underestimate her in the end#man i’m so tired#hazbin hotel fanart
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I went to that lady's insta and jesus christ man.
I hope Joe Biden has a horrible death. I don't want this man to have a good life living or if there's an afterlife in death either. Same goes for every politician who has ever been involved in this.
I don't want anyone who was supporting this or actively is involved in this to have a good life.
EDIT: She did a livestream apparently on tiktok a few hours ago and I saw an clip of it and she was still alive. It felt just disturbing seeing people throw a bunch of emojis flooding her screen as she was talking.
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wade actually knows about both
more art on my ko-fi !
#pleas excuse peter's lack of web lines. i forgot about them.#spideypool#spider-man#deadpool#peter parker#wade wilson#marvel#comics#fanart#my art#i know what you are#forgot to mention: NOT MCU SPIDEY CHRIST. PLEASE
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save a horse ride a cowboy !!!!
#one piece#portgas d ace#my art#silly littol cowboy ace design i've been thinking about#i am a weak man#freckels are my weakness#also jesus christ tysm everyone for all of the lovely repost and comments on my art#makes me really happy that ppl enjoy my art and it bringing ppl a little joy <3 <3 <3
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pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week
#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda#they're very silly especially in retrospect#aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy#i'll do it but christ alive#my art#fanart#tgcf#tgcf fanart#tgcf spoilers#technically#also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#feng xin#hua cheng#...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases#every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse#my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence
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i am very sick of being told to 'just stop doing that' when it comes to serious mental and physical health issues. like wow, really? just decide not to have a full-body panic attack? if only i would have thought of that sooner!
#this coming from the person who has insisted repeatedly that ive never had a panic attack despite having watched me collapse due to one#but i shouldn't be surprised seeing as they've also watched me collapse due to severe tachycardia and still refuses to believe im unhealthy#also they know i had to wear a fucking heart monitor for a week when i was in middle school#christ man#i really wanna move away and never talk to anyone again lmao#moon#vent
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