#christ man
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he's so delicate and dainty and coquette, look at him shyly drawing patterns on the bar and looking at charlie from under his lashes, so babydoll of him honestly, so nymphet and sweet and lovely, i could put him in the cup of my hands and drink him whole
#i am literally obsessed with this#honestly#what the fuck#twirling his finger like that????#what is this???#he looks so fucking#ju#st#god#good fucking god#asjdgagdfgafkqskdgasdfghafd#i wanna drink from him how jesus's disciples drank from that glass of wine#gulp him down#drwon in it#christ man#i can;t#dennis reynolds#iasip#glenn howerton
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I can't stop thinking about my dad's girlfriend saying that people should suffer at their jobs. She was basically like "hating your job builds character and hating your life makes you stronger" and I'm sitting there close to tears, basically giving up on life on the spot. What's the fucking point then? Am I really entitled for not wanting to be suicidally depressed and perpetually exhausted?
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John Lennon's face while the film director talks about staging a concert at a children's hospital ("but not one for really sick children; just ones with broken legs") is a whole ass mood.
#every time this guy opens his mouth i want to punch him in the face#'or an orphanage! children are the future department.'#CHRIST MAN#just... the way he says it it's the most tone deaf thing in the world
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i left extra extra early today because i knew transit was going to be wild but even that wasn't enough :') a huge chunk of the tracks are shut down and there's a parade downtown but the shuttle buses are slow as fuck and i'm gonna be late to work by like 20 minutes which wouldn't be so bad if i wasn't the opener today omfg. and now there's a freight train going by which i'll have to wait to pass before i can even start my walk to work once i get to my station. i'm gonna mcfreaking lose it
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@vartouhix replied to your post “@vartouhix replied to your post “Y'know, I wonder...”:
that cutscene where dem tries to intimidate u 'cause maru likes u? immediate red flag. i do not appreciate him tbh
I legit got chills the very first time I encountered that scene. My mother is an abusive narcissist and my father was married to another narcissist for a handful of years. I can read that passive aggression and subtle threatening like a book.
I'm ashamed that I picked the silent option because I was genuinely intimidated.
#vartouhix#ooc#now I call his ass out but like??#christ man#you are toxic#legit taking away her emotional autonomy by warding ppl away from her behind her back#just so 'nothing gets in the way of her future'. that he's definitely done his part to steer her in#it's gross
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I need to stop eating with white shirts bruh
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I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
#grey art#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#hazbin alastor#alastor#auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ#I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED.#😂😂😂#my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special#and she could probably take him out in one strike#but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely#she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power#but she’s not stupid or childish or meek#she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much#and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy#I think he’ll underestimate her in the end#man i’m so tired#hazbin hotel fanart
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I went to that lady's insta and jesus christ man.
I hope Joe Biden has a horrible death. I don't want this man to have a good life living or if there's an afterlife in death either. Same goes for every politician who has ever been involved in this.
I don't want anyone who was supporting this or actively is involved in this to have a good life.
EDIT: She did a livestream apparently on tiktok a few hours ago and I saw an clip of it and she was still alive. It felt just disturbing seeing people throw a bunch of emojis flooding her screen as she was talking.
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wade actually knows about both
#pleas excuse peter's lack of web lines. i forgot about them.#spideypool#spider-man#deadpool#peter parker#wade wilson#marvel#comics#fanart#my art#i know what you are#forgot to mention: NOT MCU SPIDEY CHRIST. PLEASE
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save a horse ride a cowboy !!!!
#one piece#portgas d ace#my art#silly littol cowboy ace design i've been thinking about#i am a weak man#freckels are my weakness#also jesus christ tysm everyone for all of the lovely repost and comments on my art#makes me really happy that ppl enjoy my art and it bringing ppl a little joy <3 <3 <3
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pls assume i'm thinking about this moment 24/7 all week every week
#ahsjgdh i love the young xianle quartet sm they're almost barely not traumatized...kinda#they're very silly especially in retrospect#aaa i do also really want to draw young xie lian and mu qing but the idea of rendering that much gold detailing sounds like hell ywy#i'll do it but christ alive#my art#fanart#tgcf#tgcf fanart#tgcf spoilers#technically#also i haven't read past book 3 for now ywy#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing#feng xin#hua cheng#...he gets one tag bc i'm not keeping track of all the aliases#every time i draw hc his hair gets worse and worse#my man has not seen a hairbrush in the past 800 or so years of his existence
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i am very sick of being told to 'just stop doing that' when it comes to serious mental and physical health issues. like wow, really? just decide not to have a full-body panic attack? if only i would have thought of that sooner!
#this coming from the person who has insisted repeatedly that ive never had a panic attack despite having watched me collapse due to one#but i shouldn't be surprised seeing as they've also watched me collapse due to severe tachycardia and still refuses to believe im unhealthy#also they know i had to wear a fucking heart monitor for a week when i was in middle school#christ man#i really wanna move away and never talk to anyone again lmao#moon#vent
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let’s boogie
#CHRIST IVE GONE ABSOLUTELY INSANE#dev patel fandom where are you i need you#this movie rearranged my entire being#dev patel are you free tonight or tomorrow or this weekend or#need a rewatch. Neow#enthyrea art#monkey man#dev patel#monkey man movie#monkey man 2024#tw blood#digital art#artists on tumblr#monkey man (2024)#fanart#movies#the kid monkey man#dev patel fanart
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I must say. I have never, in my life, seen such a display of divine punishment. It was almost poetic, like a hero from the epics of old rising in vengence and rage, a symbol of the people. As someone vehemently against the death penalty I should feel disgusted, but I really cannot help but be in awe at this man.
Sometimes, money and power rise you so above justice that you must be brought down to earth and reminded you're mortal. The passing of a soul is always a shame, but when a soul kills thousands and views lives as mere numbers to fill his pockets? I may no longer be that religious, but I will say even Jesus Cristo - known hater of the rich and despiser of fucking other people over - would find it hard to keep up with "love each other as I have loved you" motto. Perhaps that's why he's a religious figure and I am not, for my heart hasn't experienced this catharsis in ages.
#united healthcare#brian thompson#us politics#garrett.text#apologies if the post got too catholic in the end#but - no pun intended - jesus fucking christ man
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happy solvermas
#cause t. no actually if christ is the son of god and the solver is god then it'd be like uzimas#quick sketch i pulled out of my ass yesterday to see if i could get myself out of art block/burnout/whatever ive got going on#v was added after cause i had no idea how to work her into the scene#implied nuziv or something look man im just desperate about this ship#and i dont know how to draw fluff or whatever#im so bad at romance i dont know how to express it#but i've been desperately trying to draw nuziv for the past months#i think this is actually like some of my best linework yet im really satisfied with everything right now#been a long time since i've felt that#turns out the “stop overthinking every pixel of the expressions and just draw the approximation the audience will get the jist” approach wo#ks#something something n is the star of their life. tree light chrismtas#it is taking. All of my restraint right now#to not be So Mean to all of you#You Don't Even Know#I Could Do Something. I Might Still.#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#murder drones n#serial designation n#murder drones v#serial designation v#murder drones cyn#i need liam to explain whether cyn and the solver are the same person already so i can tag them appropriately its driving me nuts#oh yeah cyn got a plush core to chew on by the way#the idea of giving her a chew toy was rolling around in my head and i think its a very funny visual so here we are
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