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[henrycavilledits]

chriswebbmagic Wow...what a night. Had a great time performing for all of the fine dining guests at the Stowe Centenary Ball. Great to work with one of my best mates in magic @benmofowilliams and to top it off i had huge pleasure to meet and perform for kal el himself @henrycavill a true gent. Huge credit to all of the staff for running a flawless event.

Stowe Centenary Ball Stowe School, Buckingham, UK Stowe’s 100th Birthday Event July 1, 2023

[90smovies]

[tomorrowusa]

Labour picked up yet another seat from the Conservative Party in a by-election in the constituency of Blackpool South.

Labour has taken Blackpool South from the Conservatives as voters deserted the Tories in a resounding Westminster by-election victory. Chris Webb secured a 26.3% swing in the marginal Lancashire seat, easily wiping out the Tories' 2019 general election majority of 3,690 to win by 7,607. Conservative David Jones only beat Reform UK's Mark Butcher into second place by 117 votes. The by-election was triggered by former Tory MP Scott Benton's resignation.

By itself, flipping one seat doesn't put Labour in the driver's seat in London; but it's significant because of the margin and because it's part of a series of repeated recent Conservative by-election losses to Labour and to the Liberal Democrats.

But wait, there's more!

There were various local elections around England and a few in Wales which coincided with the by-election in Blackpool South.

107 local councils in England held elections and there were also contests for mayor and public safety officials in a number of localities.

Here are the areas which held council elections. Some councils held elections for all council members while others had elections for half or some other fraction of the councils. This map shows party control prior to the election.

While not nationwide, the council elections were spread over much of England.

In any case, the Conservatives lost control of 10 of the 16 councils they had controlled. Labour picked up 8 and the Lib Dems gained 2. The number of councils with no overall party control or control by minor local parties remained the same.

But council control stats don't tell the whole story.

The overall number of elected councilors showed the Conservatives falling into third place behind Labour and the Lib Dems. It also shows the Green Party making inroads even though they did not gain control of any councils.

A number of localities held elections for mayor.

In London, Labour's Sadiq Khan was elected to a third term.

In Manchester, Labour Mayor Andy Burnham was easily re-elected. His nickname among supporters up there is the King in the North. ⚔️

Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson provided some unintentional amusement on election day. He's responsible for enacting UK voter ID laws. He was not allowed to vote when he first showed up at the polling station because he had forgotten to bring his ID.

Boris Johnson barred from voting under his own voter ID rules

In summary from the BBC...

A general election must be held no later than late January. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak may look at the terrible results and decide that an early June election would not go well for his Conservatives. And because elections between mid June and the end of August tend to be unpleasant surprises for the governing party (Conservatives 1945) (Labour 1970), the UK would probably not see an election for parliament until at least mid-September. I'd bet a double espresso on October.

Even if Rishi waits until the very last possible day, things are unlikely to get any better for the Conservative Party. Electoral Calculus shows only two possible outcomes of a parliamentary election: 98% chance of a Labour majority and a 2% chance of a Labour plurality. Nobody is seriously talking about Conservatives being in charge after an election – regardless of timing.

BTW: Blame Salford for the delay in this post. They didn't announce their results until well into Sunday. Just couldn't post until all 107 councils had been decided.

[thebutcher-5]

Toy Story 2 - Woody e Buzz alla riscossa

Benvenuti o bentornati sul nostro blog. Nello scorso articolo abbiamo ripreso a parlare del mondo dei fumetti a abbiamo deciso di farlo portando avanti una serie italiana che continua ancora a incuriosirmi ossia Kalya, precisamente il terzo volume. In questo volume Kalya e Tagh si stanno dirigendo nella terra di Hobur, fidandosi delle parole di Dakan, che ha promesso a Kalya che lì avrebbe…

[willyoubemycherryy]

𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻 𝑴𝑬𝑵𝑼 ❣︎

𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟��

. XOXO .

⇨𝔽𝕠𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕪 ℂ𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕦𝕞 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔸ℕ𝕐 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕤 ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

𝕊𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕪 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕨𝕙𝕠 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕞 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕪𝕡𝕖 )𝕤𝕞𝕦𝕥, 𝕗𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗, 𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕤𝕥, 𝕖𝕥𝕔) 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕥’𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕠𝕦𝕥!

°⇩𝒄𝒓𝒆̀𝒎𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒂 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔 . * ❄︎ ☾•. .

“𝑆𝑢𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛, 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑧𝑖𝑛, 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑑…”

°⇩𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒂. . •.•..✧• .✫•*.

“𝐽𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛! 𝐼𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑛’𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑢𝑝 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒!”

°⇩𝒇𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒚 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒃𝒐𝒎𝒃 •．✩. 🜚 *•..

“𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢..”

°⇩𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔-𝒍𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒊𝒆 • 𐙚˙⋆.˚.

“𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑎𝑦.” “𝑇𝑜𝑜 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡.”

°⇩𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒚 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒕 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒘/ 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒏❦ “𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑌𝑂𝑈𝑅 𝑎𝑠𝑠， 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑠𝑜 𝐼 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢.”

°⇩𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒆 𝒘 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒕 𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉 ☙✫彡❣︎ “𝐼’𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟..”

°⇩𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉��. . ☯︎︎ * .(𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒔 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒐𝒐𝒅) “Shhh, it’s okay. I’m here…”

°⇩𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒍 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆 ࣪𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱✧. • “….𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝐼 𝑠𝑒𝑒?”

°⇩𝒃𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒓𝒖𝒎࣪𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱✧. • 𐙚˙⋆.˚. . “You know what? Go kiss it!” “Open your legs so I can.”

°⇩𝒑𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆࣪𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱✧. • 𐙚˙⋆.˚. . “Dude! Stop calling me names because I will squirt!”

°⇩𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒚 𝒅𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈. * .. 🜚 • . ミ✬ “𝐿𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑢𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝐼’𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦?”

°⇩𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒂 𝒔𝒘𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒅 <333 “𝑊𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡?”

°⇩𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒔𝒉 𝒊𝒔𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒂 “𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑏𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑦. 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒.”

°⇩𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒋𝒊𝒕𝒐.•..✧ 🜚.✫•*. “𝐼’𝑚 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦, 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑡？”

°⇩𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒅 𝒄𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒍 ❥❥❥. * . .꥟ “𝑌𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑣𝑜𝑖𝑐𝑒, in 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡…”

°⇩𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒆𝒂 (𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔)꧁꧂ “𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑘?”

°⇩𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒓𝒔♡︎ “𝑊𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛’𝑡-“ “𝑊𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑠𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑢𝑡.“

°⇩𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊 𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆. *. . ✩ “𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑛, 𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑢𝑠.”

°⇩𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒄 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒍𝒊𝒕 ❄︎. .✿. “𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑” “𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑛, 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝐼 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟”

°⇩𝒇𝒍𝒂𝒏 𝒑𝒖𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱ “𝑌𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡…”

°⇩𝒑𝒆𝒑𝒔𝒊 𖤐๋࣭ 𖤐๋࣭ “𝑊ℎ𝑦 𝑎𝑚 𝐼 𝑚𝑎𝑑? 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝐼𝑆!”

°⇩𝒔𝒆𝒙 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱✧. • 𐙚˙⋆.˚. . “𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑓𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑟 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝?”

°⇩𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒊 𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱✧. • 𐙚˙⋆.˚. . “𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔..”

°⇩𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒆𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒌𝒆𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱✧. • 𐙚˙⋆.˚. . “𝐼’𝑚 𝑡𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎𝑓𝑎𝑟! 𝑂𝑓 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒!”

°⇩𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒌𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱*🜚. • 𐙚˙⋆.˚. . “𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒?” “𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑒𝑙𝑠𝑒”.

°⇩𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒈𝒏𝒆𖤐๋࣭ ✧. • 𐙚˙⋆. “𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑦 𝑐𝑢𝑚 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑙 𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝐼 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑢𝑚.”

°⇩𝒇𝒓𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕 ❥❥ 𖤐๋࣭ ໒꒱ 𐙚˙⋆.˚. . “𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝, 𝑦𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤…”

°⇩𝒄𝒉𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒈𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒖𝒕 ꨄ “𝐴𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡?”

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[sunnyie-eve]

Jackass Crew Masterlist

❃ Odds Together

Paring: Ryan Dunn x OFC Margera!

Summary: Being related to the Bam Margera wasn't the easiest thing in the world. If Annabelle could she would pay not to be his sister. The only good but also bad thing being his sister was she was also friends with his best friend.

❃Uttermost Lifestyle

Paring: Johnny Knoxville x Original female character

Summary: Some people didn't like the idea of a girl being apart of Jackass and if they wanted her, they wanted her to at least show some nudity like the guys to be entertained. Unlike most of the public, the cast loved and treated her like family despise what people thought of her. They let her do whatever she was comfortable doing and never forced her to do anything she didn't wanna do.

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Saw this meme and instantly thought of Mickey and his need to sit on things that aren't chairs when in a room full of chairs.

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In 1699, the time traveling alien known as the Doctor (Doctor 11) and his companions Amy and Rory appeared aboard a pirate ship that was trapped on a flat sea. The pirates claimed they were being haunted by a Siren. If anyone was cut or ill, a black spot appeared on their hand and the Siren came for them. But everything was not as it appeared. ("The Curse of the Black Spot", Doctor Who vlm 3, TV)

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What are some of your favourite episodes of the bill?

Oooh crikey, so many! Thank you for the question! These are in no particular order. Also apologies for the formatting, I'm on my phone trying to reply and remember which numbered episode is which and have to go check some of them to ensure they're right as I've bounced everywhere around timelines the last couple of years doing the recaps and they blurred.

* All Change, the millennium new years eve when cid became uniform for the night.

* Respect 1 and 2, the end episodes. I don't like the way some of the character storylines were wound up but those two episodes were an amazing tribute.

* The Chief Super's Party, June and Roy flirting at the bar, Brownlow deeply unimpressed by the company that Roy kept. Roy getting one over on the super without Brownlow even realising which allowed him to support Ted. Ted's drunk driving crash ending up with him sleeping on a boat overnight and solving a robbery to save his job whilst hungover.

* The Target Trilogy, June and Steve get shot at. It's thought that it's Steve being targeted but they soon realise how wrong they are. Poor Jo 😕

* An Honour To Serve, Gina's last episodes. Smithy's kiss on the cheek and how much he respects her 💔❤️ "Goodnight Ma'am" (RIP Roberta ❤️)

* Lullaby with Smithy going from reading Tim a bedtime story in a cell with absolutely no feeling in his voice through to him singing 5 little speckled frogs to try keep him calm and not worry him when they were kidnapped.

* Integrity, Nicks first episodes. The contrast of him and Smithy paired together is awesome. Especially when they unite.

* Gunrunner, Smithy and guns...

* Witness and the episodes featuring Carly in the run up. Smithy really became the paternal figure that he didn't want to initially and cared about her, Leanne and Brooke. (& laughing at Nate when he runs the wrong way after sending him to chase after her whilst he stands and has a nice little chat.)

* Righteous Kill 1 and 2, Max protecting the wife and son of a man he shot in S019.

* Brittaniamania, Mickey undercover as a football hooligan and Debbie pretending to be his girlfriend with Dave and Paul his workmates though Paul being shit at plastering almost got them caught.

* Episode 154, the aftermath of Mickeys rape. The acting is incredible.

* Tinderbox, Brownlow, Conway and Meadows in an outward bounds team building course against Manion and his cocky cheating team.

* Conviction - particularly the riot training episode where Smithy and Callum end up having a physical fight to end their frustration over what happened with Devlin. The last episode of that is a bit frustrating though as I don't think Smithy could give his guilt over that quickly to accept a promotion when it was eating him alive. It made out he and Stevie had continued a thing from Gunrunner too that they hadn't. (the promotion thing bugged me so much I made a fic about it)

* First Impressions 1 and 2, purely for WUK (or "WUS!") and nick and uniform hiding in Diane's cupboard to watch Ben on cctv.

* Blurred Around The Edges, Smithy's army friend makes an appearance and turns his world upside down. (another I did a fic about!)

* Soft Talking, Smithy delivers a baby in the middle of a street and has to try and find the mother when she disappears and get her away from the abusive boyfriend and dad.

* When the snow lay roundabout, Danny the elf knowing what Matt secretly wished, Reg being the only copper out because of the snow (he'd only gone to get a Christmas tree) Rod trying to scam uniform, a cheeky kid outing him and helping polly and Gary trim the tree and the barbershop quartet!

* PC Smith, Needing to show himself in a good light, Smithy volunteers with Nick to look after a gay couple who are receiving homophobic threats. Everyone is surprised, not least Smithy himself.

*Episode 372, Cop The Lot "Simon Cowell eat your heart out!"

* Cowboy Country, Max ends up using his mother's priest to try track a Polish criminal down

*Game Plan, Max goes undercover with the Monks family.

* Tolerance, Smithy's C019 training and interview.

* Episode 69 and 70, cop idol and Cass being taken hostage and murdered by the serial killer 💔

* 117 and 118 Smithy's first 2 Sgt episodes including singing at the gay club.

* Good Cop Bad Cop , callum's first. Smithy leaps on him twice and Dan is NOT impressed when Callum acts all dodgy and tries to shut him out.

* 131 Smithy goes undercover in prison to try locate some expensive cars and Ken's son.

* 138 and 139 Smithy and Gina go out for a drink and end up in a drinking game. Smithy cheats! "You're a cab!" The next morning Gina had a little prang and all hell breaks loose.

* 162 the first live episode

* 205 206 Nicks last episodes before going into witness protection. I hate that they didn't make more of his and Sgt!smithy's past but at least they acknowledge it in this episode. It's just a shame that a lot of newer viewers would have been confused as hell at what was going on with their goodbye.

* 214 215 the start of Gina and Jonathan properly.

* Appropriate Force, Callum comes face to face with his ex and her criminal husband. Smithy has to literally pull him away from beating the husband into a pulp for attacking his wife.

* 237 Jim and June get married. For the cast dressed up, Smithy teasing Gina about settling down and shoving her forward to catch the bouquet and the beautiful Gina and Jonathan moments. Though sadly they do end up breaking up.

Killer On The Run, Ryan Jones blames Smithy for him killing his wife. (Smithy had let slip that Ryan was infatuated with a prostitute the episode before) and tries to take revenge, holding both Smithy and Pauline, Smithy's mother at gunpoint at various times

* 272 273 Gina taken hostage by Irene Radford and the story of their history and how alike they were falls out.

* 286 Dan's first appearance at the driving school with Amber and Leela. Amber's attempts to get in with the instructor once she finds out she's a lesbian is hilarious.

* 288 289 Andrea is found out and the station explodes in a fireball thanks to Colin Fairfax. Smithy and Ken's final scene is heartbreaking 💔

*298 Dan transfers and puts himself in danger rescuing a woman who is treated as a slave by those she works for as well as being raped by the father. Rosa is terrified but Dan tries to help, made harder by the fact she's deaf and doesn't speak English.

* 302 303 Mickey returns with MIT colleagues and arrests Neil. It's a heartbreaking look at what the rape had done to Mickey or "Michael" as he insists he is now and then something further breaks his heart....

* 327 Gina is found having collapsed at home by Smithy and Jonathan. Gina and Jonathan have a heart to heart and she almost tells him she wants to reunite... Right as he tells her he has a girlfriend. She forces herself to let him go for good 💔💔

* 349 second live episode and the end of Prosser.

* 360 and 361 Dan finally discovers who it is that has been blackmailing him about his affair and a lot is revealed about his history in these 2.

* 402 403 Smithy returns to work after the Larson debarkle to find Gina graffiting his welcome back posters and his first case involving his ex cellmate

* The Fat Lady Sings, Dave is approached by an opera singer who tells him she's being stalked. He ignores her and soon regrets it. Duncan arrives and arouses suspicions when the others realise he lives in a fancy penthouse apartment and has connections in the operatic world.

* Whose Side Are You On?, Dashers arranges a football match against a group of teens and lets Viv play in goal. (Vivs only experience being netball) so he doesn't have to let Bob Cryer play.

* Square Peg Round Hole, John Boulton is stuck with a needle during an arrest and worries he might have HIV but being John he won't stay at home.

*Wannabe, A young girl makes her attraction to Rod very obvious and he uses it to get her druggy parents.

* Team Play, Jack forces Duncan to take part in a compulsory training course with him. Duncan wants to skip it and work a sexual assault case with Liz. Poor Tom keeps being chucked off the case everyrime Duncan can slip out or take calls before he's dragged back in again to unwillingly participate in the exercise 😂

Badlands, the episode with Daves assault and those leading up to it (and after) with Boultons obsession with the Lovers and trying to nail Mick. The one where George loses it and goes for John when he goads him is perfect. Just a shame it leads the the Dave, Jenny, George, Polly mess.

* Trial Run, Rod calls in sick to Moonlight as a bodyguard. He thinks he's getting a female model but ends up with his hands full with two rich kids, one of which is a little shit.

* 427 Dan at the go kart center

* 481 It's Smithy's birthday, but noone will leave him alone.

* In The Know, Leon finds himself under suspicion when he's spotted being roughed up by a target of CID

* That's Love For You & Rescue Me, Leon struggles with a case where the parents of a baby he has bonded with are suspected of abusing her.

* The Truth Will Out, Smithy asks callum to apologise to a bloke who is accusing him of pushing him. He helps out unofficially when a young kid goes missing and panics when he thinks Smithy had gotten stuck during an underwater rescue. Their final scene is amazing.

* Hide and Seek, Leon finds a little girl hiding in a fireplace and they bond a she looks after her whilst they try to find her mother. They have tea parties and pretend to be invisible and all sorts ❤️ and then Tilly breaks his heart when she says "I thought you were my friend." he later risks his job doing something naughty that is seen by Rachel...

* Solace and The Calling. Dominic is incredible in these episodes, it's a real masterclass of how he can show every bit of what Leon is feeling with the slightest change of expression.

* Tombstone, Callum tries to deal with the death of his estranged father and the knowledge that he was a rapist.

Twanky, Sun Hill put on a panto and catch a criminal attempting to off an officer during it, hopefully without the audience realising.

Sorry, went a little overboard there! Interested to hear about yours (and everyone else's!), Anon!? Could have gone on all night naming eps.

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Bridge Theatre/National Theatre “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” cast being talented as hell and having fun

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AU: What if Jennifer seduced Chris instead of Derek? ♫ Kerosene! - Yves Tumor

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Gives You Hell (2008)

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