#chris kringle

[the-ghost-bracket]

Santa Poll

Chris Kringle propaganda

Hogfather propaganda

[ricky-mortis]

It would be terrific is what it would be

Kim Whalen Kris Kringle. I think it would be funny.

[allhailwiggly]

considering that workin boys was about putting on a performance of the show i want a santa claus goes to high school movie where it's just a bunch of actors who really fucking hate that they're in a disney channel xmas movie. and then the murders start

[sylvies-chen]

IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND OVER THAT CHENFORD SNEAK PEEK?????:&/&:&/&;&23

listen. I love chenford’s development. but I have been WAITING on their it line to come, like that one piece of dialogue all the good ships have right around the time they get together that is just iconic and everyone knows it. and “you deserve someone who’s worth the effort” is definitely a top contender right now because IM EMOTIONAL 😭

[pettyprocrastination]

one thing i appreciated about the ridiculous movie Violent Night is that Santas says after 100+ years of marriage he is still very much in love with Mrs.Claus 

[followingthefanfiction]

how do I consume a fanfiction, I need this entire thing put in my brain I want it tattooed on my skin I need this like oxygen I need to inhale it I need to eat it I’m going insane

Santa Claus Is Going To High School With Ethan and Y/n

Fandoms: StarKid, Black Friday, Santa Claus Is Going To High School

Pairings: Ethan Green x Reader, Chris Kringle x Reader

Summary: In the beginning, you were just a loner in high school who had a huge crush on one Ethan Green. You’re a big fan of escapism, and a certain kids movie brings you lots of serotonin. The teenage version of Santa Claus is more attractive than one might think. What happens when you and Ethan get sucked into the kids movie you’ve grown to love, and Chris Kringle starts vying for your attention? Will Ethan actually get jealous?

Warnings: This is long, cursing, speaking of cursed, I AM SO SORRY I MADE THIS

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[dimthedimwit]

chris pringle = kris kringle

ok so i got into an argument with my mom last night cuz i saw this dudes name and bust out laughing shes like “whats so so funny” i tell her “chris pringle sounds like kris kringle” (not word for word i kept laughing and starting my sentences over) she disagrees and is like “but thats not his name” so then later i send an image i took of the tv to my friend and call him. BEFORE I CAN EVEN ASK HIM IF IT REMINDS HIM OF ANYTHING HE BLURTS OUT “ITS SANTA” AND IM LIKE “I KNOW” and so i gloat to my mom about it and i talk to my friend some more and we get to talking about the norad santa tracker. he asks me to call the number listed on the site cause idk why and so i have to hang up to do that. it lists the number as 1 (877) HI-NORAD so i dial the letters like on a landline cuz i learned how that works recently cause of unrelated grandma stuff anyway so i accidentally call some random ass health organization and they start off by saying they have a special promotion going on and if im over 50 press 1 and if not press 2 im sittin there thinking “jeez is norad trying to catch weirdos or something what the heck” and press 2. THEN SOME RANDOM LADY PICKS AND IS LIKE “hi this blahblah with blehblehbleh health organization how can i help you” and im dead silent for two and a half seconds, regain my composure, and say “i thought this was the norad santa phone number.” after that i just realized i could tap the number on the site. so thanks Chris Pringle for causing the most embarrassing phone call of my life!

[keysmashing-bees]

So since Mariah!Ethan is a thing....

Hear me out. Mariah as Chris Kringle.

[otakusheep15]

Hello Twisted Wonderland community. I have no clue if any of you enjoy Starkid, but this is for the small group of you who do, I humbly present this:

Twisted Wonderland Characters as Hatchetfield Characters

This is for the three main musicals (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, Black Friday, Nerdy Prudes Must Die). I thought about doing Nightmare Time as well, but there's so many extra characters that I really didn't wanna bother lol. I'm gonna do this like they do it for the musicals, so some of the characters will have multiple roles. However, I might do some recasting depending on the musical, so they might not be consistent throughout the three.

The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals:

Paul Matthews: Idia Shroud

Bill Woodward: Trey Clover

Ted Spankoffski/Homeless Guy: Ace Trappola

Emma Perkins: Jamil Viper

Prof Hidgens: Lilia Vanrouge

Charlotte/Nora/Deb: Vil Schoenheit

Greenpeace Girl/Alice/Zoe: Cater Diamond

Sam Sweetly/Mr. Davidson/General MacNamara: Floyd Leech

Black Friday:

Tom Houston: Trey Clover

Becky Barnes: Cater Diamond

Lex Foster: Ace Trappola

Ethan Green/Chris Kringle: Deuce Spade

Hannah Foster/Tim Houston: Ortho Shroud

Uncle Wiley: Lilia Vanrouge

Wiggly/Gary Goldstein: Floyd Leech

Linda Monroe: Vil Schoenheit

Sherman Young: Idia Shroud

General MacNamara: Sebek Zigvolt

Frank Pricley: Azul Ashengrotto

President Howard Goodman: Rook Hunt

Nerdy Prudes Must Die:

Peter Spankoffski: Trey Clover

Stephanie Lauter: Cater Diamond

Richard Lipschitz/Wiggly: Idia Shroud

Ruth Flemming/Blinky: Kalim Al-Asim

Max Jagerman: Floyd Leech

Grace Chastity: Sebek Zigvolt

Karen Chastity/Miss Tessburger/Nibbly/Stacey: Lilia Vanrouge

Solomon Lauter/Pokey/Jason: Jack Howl

Mark Chastity/Officer Bailey/Tinky: Rook Hunt

Detective Shapiro/Brenda: Jamil Viper

Some of these are stretches at best, but I tried. Most of these are serious attempts at casting, but a couple are just because I thought they would be silly. And, again, shoutout to the three Twst fans who also like Starkid; this is for y'all.

[intergalacticgoose]

My passion for restorative justice can be traced directly to my watching the Winter Warlock’s character arc as a child.

Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town 1970 | dir. Arthur Rankin Jr., Jules Bass

[the-ghost-bracket]

Chris Kringle propaganda:

"He's a fictional character from a fictional movie within the universe of the play Black Friday. The movie (Santa Claus Is Goin' To High School) is about Santa transforming himself into a teenager and attending highschool in order to reconnect with the youth. It's a terrible, corny movie in universe, and most characters who bring it up make fun of it. The song about it is catchy though."

[itsdefinitely]

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💙 favorite character from tgwdlm and why 💚 favorite character from Black Friday and why 🤓 favorite character from npmd and why 🧡 least favorite character from tgwdlm and why ❤️ least favorite character from Black Friday and why

(favorite npmd character)

i'm a ted guy at heart. i love paul and emma and bill and charlotte and everyone, but i'm a sucker for the depressed comic relief. it used to be hidgens, but i have Evolved since then

it would be wiggly but. wilbur cross. i definitely have a type when it comes to favorite characters (joey richter and/or an asshole)

least favorite tgwdlm character?? uh... greg?? i don't know if that really counts, so out of those with a speaking role, rod and rachel. because they're from clivesdale

chris kringle from black friday. he's a parody, sure, but i still don't like him. something about him being a centuries old spirit and then masquerading as a teenager. the only funny thing about him (to me) was the campy way he talked

[felyatepa]

Spoilers for Workin' Boys

So, I've seen people point out the back of the brochure in Workin' Boys having Blinky's Watch Party

but I looked closer at each text block and did my best to decipher the blurry text (key word being tried) and while I'm not 100% on all of it, here's what I got.

The Barbeque Monologues

The Tony award winning musical serves up a well done tale of one typical American suburb. When folks gather around the grill, they share so much more than a dog and a cold one. Secrets, obsession, dreams and betrayal, these are the entrees at this barbeque.

Blinky's Watch Party

A musical extravaganza through Drowzytown! It will be oh so wonderful to see you again, Bill! Yes, Bill. I'm talking to you. Don't bother showing this to Ted. No one will be able to see it. But I can see you, Bill. I've been watching you, with Nine-Hundred and Ninety Nine Eyes. One short, thanks to your little brat. It's time I paid you back, Bill. What's the expression? "An eye for an eye." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mamma Mia!

A terrible show about sad women singing ABBA. A truly miserable experience, I can't stress that enough. This show will make you hate ABBA as well as all musicals. You'll never want to listen to ABBA's two good songs ever again. Beware, friend. Beware. Abandon all hope ye who enter here.

Santa Claus is Going to High School!

Based on the Razzie award winning film by Kenny Ortega, this yuletide musical sees ol' Saint Nick trading in his sleigh and reindeer for a letterman's jacket! When Chris Kringle enrolls in Northville High School, he'll have to rekindle the holiday spirit in bad girl Noel, save Christmas from the cold-hearted Jacqueline Frost, and somehow get to class on time!

sorry if someone's done this already and I just haven't seen it!

[deityofhearts]

I’m building complex and intricate lore around santa jesus

santa died on the chimney for our sins

[theiloveyousong]

deck the halls on high deck up northville high school carol in the halls rising with the tide yule orient like kings see what winter brings for your northville mistletoe ho ho ho ho spread tgat christmas cheer rock that northville spirit ditch that lump of coal push it to the limit pumpkin spice for days fill those cookie trays up and pass kris kringle the ball deck the halls of northville high tis the season of rock and rolling and well beat south heights cause theyre naughty not nice and well dunk and spike their eggnog spike it jingle jangle hey chris kringle got ice in his veins for a reason and well beat south heights when the mistletoe bites with our secret santa swap fa la la la la la la

[kiame-sama]

okay, I have to know, what's the random fact about Darkseid with Santa??

Apparently good ol' Chris Kringle is real in the DC universe and apparently he fights past the defences Darkseid has up in his bases just to hand deliver a lump of coal to the villain. Darkseid tries to keep old Santy-Clause out, but every year he gets that lump of coal