#chris pringle

[dimthedimwit]

chris pringle = kris kringle

ok so i got into an argument with my mom last night cuz i saw this dudes name and bust out laughing shes like “whats so so funny” i tell her “chris pringle sounds like kris kringle” (not word for word i kept laughing and starting my sentences over) she disagrees and is like “but thats not his name” so then later i send an image i took of the tv to my friend and call him. BEFORE I CAN EVEN ASK HIM IF IT REMINDS HIM OF ANYTHING HE BLURTS OUT “ITS SANTA” AND IM LIKE “I KNOW” and so i gloat to my mom about it and i talk to my friend some more and we get to talking about the norad santa tracker. he asks me to call the number listed on the site cause idk why and so i have to hang up to do that. it lists the number as 1 (877) HI-NORAD so i dial the letters like on a landline cuz i learned how that works recently cause of unrelated grandma stuff anyway so i accidentally call some random ass health organization and they start off by saying they have a special promotion going on and if im over 50 press 1 and if not press 2 im sittin there thinking “jeez is norad trying to catch weirdos or something what the heck” and press 2. THEN SOME RANDOM LADY PICKS AND IS LIKE “hi this blahblah with blehblehbleh health organization how can i help you” and im dead silent for two and a half seconds, regain my composure, and say “i thought this was the norad santa phone number.” after that i just realized i could tap the number on the site. so thanks Chris Pringle for causing the most embarrassing phone call of my life!

[sturnioloho]

all their birthday messages to eachother 🥹🥹🥹🥹

[ringthedamnbell]

Small Package: The Sad Saga of Chris Von Erich

Small Package: The Sad Saga of Chris Von Erich

Brian Damage Most fans are already well versed on the many tragedies of the Von Erich family throughout the years. The combination of their rock star lifestyles and the insane amount of pressure to live up to the Von Erich name certainly caught up to them. Whether it was drugs, alcohol or the desire to make their father Fritz proud…each of the Von Erich tragedies have there own story. The one…

[chrisquartet]

New Super Bowl ad

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[uniqueartisanconnoisseur]

Kenosha Outdoor Adventures!

On a recent trip to Kenosha, Wisconsin for my friend Annie Jansen and I, it was all about Kenosha outdoor adventures! I love the opportunity to get close to art and nature! During our stay, we had amazing dining and lodging experiences. We stayed at the beautiful and perfectly located Captain’s Quarters next door and above Captain Mike’s, a great burger bar! The Airbnb is in the center of the…

[h0p3ful-b33tl3]

i fucking hate that stupid fucking chris pratt pringle's ad

[robynsassenmyview]

Everything’s terrifying in the dark

"Everything's terrifying in the dark", a review of 'Catch me a killer', a new fact-based series on Showmax, featuring Charlotte Hope.

ON the beat: Retired FBI investigator Robert Ressler (Sean Cameron Michael) with profiler Micki Pistorius (Charlotte Hope) in a scene from Showmax’s Catch Me a Killer. SHE’S TOUGH. SHE’S wise. She has everything it takes to be conversant and earn respect in the uncouth macho South African man’s world that constituted the SA Police Service in the mid-1990s. She also has what it takes to skip the…

[shoku-and-awe]

I'm not sure I've ever seen ranch dressing in my 13 years in Japan. This was an issue when I first graduated and moved here (as a college student I used to just sit down to study with a bag of carrots and a bottle of ranch), but yeah, maybe not so much anymore 🥲

On this America trip, I got to try not just this random ranch, but also Ken’s, Kraft, and Trader Joe’s, and they all just tasted like mayonnaise to me! Maybe blue cheese ranch(!) is the exception so I will absolutely try it if I should encounter it, but it really seems like my tastebuds must have changed......

America food! Hot skillet mac & cheese from a place called Mac & Choose. Our mac & choice flavor was chicken bacon ranch, and I learned that I might not like ranch dressing anymore? Will have to explore this theory at greater length this winter...

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

hey gang. i may or may not be trying to piece together a cohesive lore/universe for life in the world to come, a show which notoriously does Not Have Lore. i have a list of characters/facts that i can pull just from my head rn but im almost certainly missing so many things. if you’d like to help me out and tell me ur favorite characters/bits/tidbits that would be mad wicked awesome

The List

will can do a backflip from a standing position

will is literally neil cicirega

chris is a red belt in taekwondo but showing a lot of potential

mama doo wop

tommy lasagna

jordan peterson

tom waits

jeff bezos

bug woman

big carl

buffalo wild wings

bobby sugarbones

cinnamon pepper

beans mcsprout

strong + many arms

sun has a gun

fish will have boobs

manosphere guys will all be thrown into a grease pit to fight it out except for Jordan Peterson, who will will save from the pit and kidnap him to raise like a son/parrot

Leopard Planet will be the name of a band

Therapists will be birds

frogs will be physically indistinguishable from mountain lions four generations after the bombs

jordan peterson will be a hydra type beast who continues his 14 things you need to know about life

your parents are going to have a weird nightmare polycule with satan/a spider that involves your dad being cucked

do NOT accept the spider’s bargain

Don’t Trust It, It’s Not Your Dad

you will dream of the suffalo

last week before the apocalypse spider man will be here delivering pizza

jewish coming of age traditions will all involve bugs that hate you

will will die, become blind, become possessed by the ghost of a pirate (no specified order of events)

the sun’s gun will have a son

Gerard Way will become a many-headed many-armed Akira flesh beast who is also the US president

Reddit is a literal pit in the ground where people yell at each over to get the other stoned to death

will will not have fingers for a little while

there will be no books, but there will be a guy named book who shouts literature at the top of his lungs

italians will not exist

the air will become juice

jewish people will sail out to sea and befriend seagulls in order to evade geese

pringles cans will grow out of the ground like vegetables and will be reinforced with titanium

[hysteria-things]

chris and nate both fucking u behind eachothers backs, and then suddenly nate walks into you and chris fucking.

at first hes mad and jealous but next minute he has you bent over the bed pounding into you as chris abuses your throat. they both take turns ruining you for hours til u cant take it no more because they make a competition at who knows ur body better <3

LOVE COMING BACK TO THIS!!!

I’M PRINGLING ALL AROUND OMG

[rainbow-nerdss]

Fic Writing review 2023!

I was tagged by: @just-my-latest-hyperfixation @aidaronan @exhuastedpigeon @jamespearce9-1-1 @theotherbuckley @aspecbuddie @thewolvesof1998 @daffi-990 (And possibly others, i may have missed one or two, sorry if i did!)

I can't believe 2023 is over, honestly. This year has had some ups and downs for sure but overall I'm so proud of what I've achieved. I started the year mainly writing Stranger Things fics, and while I still love that fandom and all of the wonderful people I met there, my inspiration for writing it was beginning to fade.

And along came 9-1-1. I am so happy with where I've ended up, and for all the new friends I've made since I found this show back in April!

Here's an overview of my year in fic:

Words posted to ao3: 235,060

Words written: 250,465

Works posted: 38

Fandoms posted for: 3 (Stranger Things, 9-1-1, MCU/Captain America)

Specifics and tags are under the cut!

Longest fic:

Crawling on Back to You 109k words, 30 chapters Stranger Things, Steve/Eddie, Rated E

Shortest fic:

Keep on Walkin' and don't look back 521 words Stranger Things, Steve/Eddie, Rated T

Top 5 by kudos:

1. Right in front of your eyes

9-1-1, Buddie, 15k

He and Chris, and Buck. They work, they’re a unit. Why should it matter that he’s single? Buck is watching him, like he’s reading every thought on his face. “You’re already planning to lie about the date. Why don’t you just tell her you met someone yourself?” Eddie shrugs and tilts his head to the side, squinting in thought. “She won’t set me up on dates if she thinks I’ve got someone,” he muses. “But she’ll want to meet whoever it is.” “So... Introduce them?” Or: Buck offers to fake-date Eddie so Pepa will stop setting him up on dates.

2. Pinky Promise

9-1-1, Buddie, 1k

Christopher Diaz doesn't mind that his dad's dating someone new. He's not dumb, he knows there's someone. The way his dad has been smiling lately, the way Chris catches him staring at his coffee, daydreaming like he isn't a grown man. The sleepovers Chris is suddenly allowed to go to on almost a weekly basis. Chris is happy for him, really he is. He’s just not planning to let himself get attached to whoever it turns out to be, just in case. He doesn't need a step-parent, because he has Dad, and he has Buck, and that’s enough. Whoever his dad dates, well. They'll probably leave, eventually. Chris doesn’t need to worry about them. Or: Eddie and Buck come to Chris with some news, and he doesn't take it very well at all.

3. Peek-A-Boo

Stranger Things, Steddie, 1k

Eddie tried not to stare. He really tried. He didn't notice at first, too preoccupied with the tub of pringles he'd been making his way through while talking about Corroded Coffin's last gig. Sure, he'd noticed the shorts. The ridiculous amount of leg Steve was showing, the way they hugged his ass, but it wasn't until Steve moved, lifted one foot to rest on the cushion, knees spread, that Eddie noticed another feature of the shorts. Or: Steve puts on a bit of an accidental show.

4. Definition

9-1-1, Buddie, 2k

It keeps happening, time and time again. People get it wrong. Whatever people say, it feels wrong and they don't know how to set the record straight, until Chris takes it into his own hands. or: 5 times people get Buck's role in Chris's life wrong, and 1 time they set the record straight

5. take my hand (knot your fingers through mine)

9-1-1, Buddie, 4k, written with @pock-o-pea

At least Buck’s okay. He’s outside, safe, doing his job. Buck’s okay, which means no matter what happens inside this van, If the crushing weight of the fridge takes him before Buck can get to him, if the van pancakes or flips or any number of likely disasters occur, if Eddie dies in here, alone, and in pain, then… He thinks of Mallory, of Jo. How they’d called out for each other. His eyes shut briefly as Mallory’s words echo in his head. “She’s not my daughter. Jo’s mother was my best friend… she saved me so many times.” Or: what 6x18 could've been

2023 Events I've participated in: AUgust, Fandom Trumps Hate

Current works in progress:

The bodyguard fic (somebody to someone) -One chapter posted, 3 more written and (almost) ready to post!

Steve time travelling in the upside down (of moments and unmoments (of time lost)) -One posted, two more in the drafts 😁

The break-up fic (you were my town) - Two posted, the third almost ready to post

Season 7 fic: 10 chapters, currently being edited to post

and then a bunch of isolated oneshots I've yet to figure out an ending for: 5+1 times Eddie sees buck with kids that aren't his, friends with benefits, secret relationship, Teacher!Buck, Buckley siblings kiss of death, Buck in the stairs (just started this one last night!)

Goals for 2024:

I want to finish posting all of the WIPs which are already on ao3, post my s7 fic before March 14, keep working on all the WIPs I have in my docs and of course write more and keep sharing!

Most of all I want to keep participating in this wonderful fandom I've found on here, I have had *such* a good time over the past year in fandom 🥰🥰

No pressure tags (sorry if you've already done this and I missed it!)

@hellwrites @the-emdash @wildlife4life @disasterbuckdiaz @loserdiaz @jeeyuns @callmenewbie @911-on-abc @bittersweet-in-boston @kwills91 @trenchcoatsandtimetravel @spotsandsocks @devirnis @housewifebuck @lover-of-mine @gayhoediaz @mojowitchcraft @wikiangela @steadfastsaturnsrings @sunflowerdiaiz @cardamomsage @velvetjinx

Also tagging anyone else who might want to look back at the year and I've accidentally missed!

Rules: Feel free to show whatever stats you have. Only want to show Ao3 stats? Rock on. Want to include some quantitative info instead of stats? Please do this. Want to change how yours is presented? Absolutely do that. Would rather eat glass than do this? Please don’t eat glass but don’t feel like you have to do this either.

[hiswordsarekisses]

“Following instructions is a fruit and comes from a natural desire from a new heart.

Jesus raised the standard of God’s instructions by showing us that the Kingdom of God isn’t just about following rules; it’s about a transformation of the heart.

It’s about new desires.

It’s not enough to just avoid murder — Jesus calls us to deal with anger, bitterness, and hatred in our hearts. The world may focus on outward behavior, but God looks at our inner thoughts and motives. We should be living out of a new heart, with new thoughts and new desires.

Jesus cares about the condition of our hearts because our actions flow from what’s inside. As Proverbs 4:23 reminds us, "Above all else, guard your heart, for everything you do flows from it."

Father, Reveal any hidden areas of sin, and transform us from the inside out so that our actions reflect Your love and truth from a new heart.

(Chris Pringle)

Hold on to instruction; do not let go. Guard it, for it is your life ~ If you cease to hear instruction, my son, you will stray from the words of knowledge ~ For this commandment is a lamp, this teaching is a light, and the reproofs of discipline are the way to life.

‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭4‬:‭13‬

Proverbs‬ ‭19‬:‭27‬ ‭

Proverbs‬ ‭6‬:‭23‬ ‭

[quinnysnursery]

I feel like little Chris is always confused on what's going on

Like you know those cats that look like they just have nothing on their mind. Yeah. That's little Chris.

-☄️

did i tell you guys my family has started feeding the stray neighborhood cat, i named him bingle

like pringle but with a b

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[inyourwildestdreams22]

Could it be a superbowl ad announcement? Random but I just saw Chris pratts first look as Mr. Pringle released a few hours ago for the superbowl. I'm grasping at straws here but he easily could've done an ad in NY or la. I've always wondering why he hasn't done one yet considering how much money he'd get for so little work

But would he announce it? Lol