#fuckin stupid hotline “hi-norad”

[dimthedimwit]

chris pringle = kris kringle

ok so i got into an argument with my mom last night cuz i saw this dudes name and bust out laughing shes like “whats so so funny” i tell her “chris pringle sounds like kris kringle” (not word for word i kept laughing and starting my sentences over) she disagrees and is like “but thats not his name” so then later i send an image i took of the tv to my friend and call him. BEFORE I CAN EVEN ASK HIM IF IT REMINDS HIM OF ANYTHING HE BLURTS OUT “ITS SANTA” AND IM LIKE “I KNOW” and so i gloat to my mom about it and i talk to my friend some more and we get to talking about the norad santa tracker. he asks me to call the number listed on the site cause idk why and so i have to hang up to do that. it lists the number as 1 (877) HI-NORAD so i dial the letters like on a landline cuz i learned how that works recently cause of unrelated grandma stuff anyway so i accidentally call some random ass health organization and they start off by saying they have a special promotion going on and if im over 50 press 1 and if not press 2 im sittin there thinking “jeez is norad trying to catch weirdos or something what the heck” and press 2. THEN SOME RANDOM LADY PICKS AND IS LIKE “hi this blahblah with blehblehbleh health organization how can i help you” and im dead silent for two and a half seconds, regain my composure, and say “i thought this was the norad santa phone number.” after that i just realized i could tap the number on the site. so thanks Chris Pringle for causing the most embarrassing phone call of my life!