#chris allison

[miniyo]

Chris Allison, en Toon Hole [web]  [instagram] [facebook, Toonhole]  [facebook, Toonholechris]

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

[thankstothe]

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[oriley42]

Made a quiz in honor of the twentieth anniversary!! Have fun and tag with your results 👀

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

[cheezy-whizz]

Shout out to dysfunctional teenage friend groups from 80s movies, gotta be one of my favorite genders

[fireguardianblog]

House slipped away to take a nap in the lounge room, woke up some time later to this. He then notices framed pictures of this in both Wilson's and Cuddy's offices and tries to incinerate them.

Rough week for the Diagnostics department...

Also hello to this... nice site, I think it'll be okay here

[jdorian]

HOUSE M.D. • S4E10 ↳ “It's a Wonderful Lie”

[grepepkin]

This unironically goes hard.

House stands out from the rest, not just by his physical manifestation (refusal to wear a lab coat, his unprofessional and messy clothing, the cane (as he perceives it to be), his stubble and unstyled hair, etc) but also through his unorthodox methods of medicine and his unique perception of life and the medical field as a whole. The light being on him, the only figure wearing dark colors in a group of people in white scrubs, is like saying (in Wilson’s own words), despite all the prickly takes on medicine and people and life, and despite his misery which he often pushes onto others, “he’s a net positive force on this world.”

He looks, and is, angry. But he’s not just angry. Sometime in season six, when Marcus was hired, Wilson spends an episode claiming House has nice motives despite playing it off to be rude and antagonistic. But when Wilson leaves the office at the entrance of two fellows, he says, “Your boss is secretly a nice guy.” And Taub, instantly, says, “I know.”

There’s no debate that House is different, that he’s an asshole, that his approach to medicine hurts as well as helps. But that’s what makes him so good. Wanting pure motives out of everyone is naive, and House does not have pure motives throughout most of the show—again, the only one wearing dark colors in this image—but he does good. He stands with the others doctors, but he’s the only one looking into the screen. He doesn’t conform, and that’s why everyone hates him, and that’s why he’s so necessary. He challenges beliefs and he is offensive and he makes mistakes but he does good. It’s almost more impressive that he’s such a positive influence on others despite lacking completely innocent intentions (not to be confused with good intentions).

[housemdfever]

Somewhat correct House MD text posts to make you want a cupcake!

I need the House MD tbh

[miniyo]

Chris Allison, en Toon Hole [web]  [instagram] [facebook, Toonhole]  [facebook, Toonholechris]

[theking-mustdie]

how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024

[blue-boulder]

house md in 2020s headcanons

keep seeing people make these and i thought it was silly, so here’s my contributions:

- house finds wilson’s account on grindr and decides to catfish him. once the jig is up they silently decide to never acknowledge this again

- comphet cameron. nonnegotiable

- foreman has and posts somewhat frequently on instagram threads. nobody finds out because nobody else has threads

- before working at princeton-plainsboro taub specialized in BBLs

- house livestreams DDXs to put more pressure on the ducklings when he feels as though they’re underperforming. he has a decent amount of followers on twitch

- also i’m not sure how hospitals ran during the pandemic but i think at least one DDX during covid was conducted through among us. don’t ask me the logistics of that

- a few of chase’s old musical.ly videos resurface and he gets bullied for it relentlessly

- thirteen was one of the first people to reblog the weed smoking girlfriends post

- house and wilson watch love is blind, the ultimatum, love island, etc etc when skipping clinic duty & place bets on which couples are going to last and which aren’t

- despite dating at the time cuddy went to see oppenheimer and lucas went to see the barbie movie. at the same time in different theatres

- house makes a joke about someone having blue hair and pronouns. also that one post about how he spends two hours researching every pronoun in existence just to use the wrong one on someone would be real

- wilson listens to either broadway soundtracks on his way to work or hozier, no in between. he uses spotify but refuses to look at his wrapped out of fear

[bittersweetstargazer]

you'll never believe how long it took me to make this

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[florida3exclamationpoints]

House MD + text posts pt. 11/?