#chomione

[kathrahender]

My opinion about Harry Potter Ships (1/2)

Hinny (Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley): NO. Just NO. Please their romance was so forced and there was no chemistry between them in the movie (and I watched the movies before reading the books... so yeah, it affected my perception about them) 👎

Romione (Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger): In the books they were a better couple- but in the movie their development was almost null- so no thanks. 😬

Harmione (Harry Potter/Hermione Granger): "They're just friends". Still a better ship than Hinny/Romione tho. Their interactions were far more beautiful than any other ship involving Harry or Hermione. 🙌

Ronarry (Ron Weasley/Harry Potter): If I was Harry and I had to chose a Weasley to date with- I would choose Ron. Not saying anything else. 🧡🤎

Dron (Draco Malfoy/Ron Weasley): Enemies to lovers. Enemies to lovers. Enemies to- (Besides, their families don't like each other so they would be Romeo/Juliet coded) 💞

Drarry (Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter): I'm a fan of Slytherin/Gryffindor pairings, and a fan of rivals to lovers so- I LOVE DRARRY SO MUCH. 😍😍😍😍

Dramione (Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger): It's literally like a straight version of Drarry- SO I'M IN! 💖

Huna (Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood): I tell you, I ship them more than I ship Romione/Hinny. Although I have never read a fic of them, they had cute moments. ☺️

Linny (Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood): Luna is a Ravenclaw. Ginny is a Gryffindor. Ravenclaw is Blue. Gryffindor is Red. I LOVE RED-BLUE PAIRINGS. 💖💖

Pansmione (Pansy Parkinson/Hermione Granger) & Blaron (Blaise Zabini/Ron Weasley): Another Slytherin/Gryffindor pairing? And another enemies-to-lovers? And also lesbian/gay? Hell YES. 💞💞💞💞

Hedric (Cedric Diggory/Harry Potter): Their relationship in the fourth movie/book was cute and pure and I will never forgive them for killing Cedric. He was a good friend to Harry and he could have been more than that :(

Chedric (? (Cedric Diggory/Cho Chang): Yes. Just yes. I don't know why, but they are so cute for me. 🥺

Charry (Harry Potter/Cho Chang): This might be controvesial but I like them (definitely more than Hinny). They were kinda cute.

Dransy (Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson): I don't know what to think about this. Part of me says "They're besties". The other part says "They look cute together". Let's say I'm more inclined to say YES. 😉

Lunsy (Pansy Parkinson/Luna Lovegood): It's a Slytherin/Ravenclaw pairing. That's all I need to know. Just yes. 💙💚💙💚💙💚

Hansy (Harry Potter/Pansy Parkinson): It's like Drarry but the love interest is a girl instead of a boy. So it's a yes for me.

Nuna (Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood): You know for one moment I thought they would be canon and I shipped them-

Deamus (Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan): They belong together. I don't accept objections. 😆😆

Flintwood (Marcus Flint/Oliver Wood): Two captains, one from Gryffindor and the other from Slytherin, in a relationship? Yes.

Blamione (Blaise Zabini/Hermione Granger) & Ronsy (Ron Wealey/Pansy Parkinson): They're like Pansmione and Blaron but with the love interest reversed so YES.

Ginmione (Ginny Weasley/Hermione Granger): Friends to lovers? Two Gryffindor? A sapphic ship? Perfect. ✨

Dinny (Dean Thomas/Ginny Weasley): They were canon but they're not my thing. I prefer Ginny with Hermione/Luna and Dean with Seamus.

Drastoria (Draco Malfoy/Astoria Greengrass): Not my thing neither but I guess they're good. 👌

Druna (Draco Malfoy/Luna Lovegood): I ship Draco with Harry/Ron/Hermione so it's a no for me. Besides I see them as besties. 😔

Chomione (Cho Chang/Hermione Granger): Never thought of it but it seems interesting. 👀

Fremione (Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger): It's not bad but If I were Hermione and I had to date a Weasley- I would choose Ginny. But they're not a bad ship ;)

Geormione (George Weasley/Hermione Granger): The same argument as the previous ship.

Lovander (Rolf Scamander/Luna Lovegood): They're okay but not my thing.

[t1oui]

the "you were a wonderful experience"/"you were everything" trend but it's my rarepairs

remus "you were a wonderful experience" lupin & james "you were everything" potter

dorcas "you were a wonderful experience" meadowes & lily "you were everything" evans

pandora "you were a wonderful experience" rosier & benjy "you were everything" fenwick

pandora "you were a wonderful experience" rosier & james "you were a wonderful experience" potter

lily "you were a wonderful experience" evans & barty "you were everything" crouch jr

luna "you were a wonderful experience" lovegood & ron "you were everything" weasley (alternatively also ron "you were a wonderful experience" weasley)

hermione "you were a wonderful experience" granger & cho "you were everything" chang

pansy "you were a wonderful experience" parkinson & ginny "you were everything" weasley

penelope "you were a wonderful experience" clearwater & marcus "you were everything" flint

hermione "you were a wonderful experience" granger & lavender "you were everything" brown

lysander "you were a wonderful experience" scamander & louis "you were everything" weasley

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

I love making Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Pansy and Luna all be friends in my imagination because I know for sure they’re all gonna be gay panicking so hard for each other.

Like I can’t decide who I ship with who the most-

I love Linny. I love Ginsy. I like Pansmione. I like Chinny (oof is that the right name 💀) and Chomione and Choluna goes hard and and

[funny-hp-quotes]

Harry: Severus, I'm sad. Severus: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Hermione: Cho, I'm sad. Cho, nodding: mood.

[sarahsversi0n]

Reacting to some HP Ships

Hinny: I love it. So pure. Awesome

Romione: I love it. Friends to Lovers smut here i come

Drarry: Um i used to ship but its hella toxic

Dramione: Hi guys, welcome back to ships I hate more than life

Dron: N-O-P-E

Harmione: No. They were friends. FRIENDS.

Rarry: Kinda ship ngl

Nuna: I mean...i ship it a bit so0000

Linny: YES EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THEM

Deamus: It's canon and jk is to much of a dope to see it

Wolfstar: same as deamus

Snagrid: thats gonna need a big bed also no just no

Snily: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Snarry: nope throw in in the trash

Snarmione: mom mom im scared

Sron: peace guys im leaving social media

Snape x anyone: he deserved to die alone

Fremione: help me im in lurveeeee with my brothers best friend kinda weird

Herminny: Not against in but there my brotp

Luna x Theo: remember when theo and luna talked to each other? i don't either

Druna: ITS THE STORY OF TO PALE BLONDIESSSSSSSS really weird

lunarry/huna: Okay. Like it.

Hermione x Luna: Sure its alright

Runa: This one doesn't feel right

Chomione: I saw some really cute fan art for this. I want more but its okay

Cho x Ginny: Kissing while fighting over harry

Bellamort: WASNT THERE LIKE A WHOLE PART OF A HBP WHERE ITS EXPLAINS THAT VOLDEMORT CAN'T FEEL LOVE!!!!!!

Pansmione: Gender-flipped drarry, nice fan art tho

Blon: rip off drarry wtf

Percy x Oliver: YESS! Needs more fanfic and fan art

Flintwood: Nope nope NOPE

Dransy: Its okay i guess i mean kinda just a brotp

Albus x Minerva: there is like an 100 year difference between them

Ron x Ginny: sweet home alabama

Bill x Charlie: first of all, sweet home alabama. second of all, charlies dragon sexual

Fred x George: WTF WTF WTF sweet home alabama sweet home alabama

Lavender x Parvati: yes yes yes please but parvati's mine thou lavender srry

Minmione: wtf

Lunansy: WHAT NOPE NOPE NOPE

Ginsy: nope nope im goooooooood

Ginetrix: Haha. oh wait. you were serious. oh no

Ginadora: NOPe

Fleurmione: not to shabby

Fleurdora: such a boss aesthetic for this omg

Doramione: i dont like this one

Cissamione: no

Bellamione: NOOOOPE

Pottermort: DO you feel me, tom? do you feel me inside of you?

Starbucks: brotp

Snupin: so yeah welcome to my blog, todays ep. is called telling everyone my husbands' a werewolf!!

Pansy x Ron: nOoOoOoOoOOooooo

Hedwig x Pig: OMFG YESSSSSSSSSSS

[herpronuonsarefemslash]

Hermione's Hectic Halloween

A friendly challenge to all us Potterheads who enjoy femslash. Sign-ups are open and run through the end of October. Submissions are required by November 30th (to give some breathing room) though if the author wishes, they can ask us to submit it earlier. Sign up! Reblog to your friends! Come back to see the sin! Everyone's favorite witch has had a hard go of it this year. Hermione's solution? Relax and spend time with her girls from here to Halloween.

Pick a day, pick a ship, and get to sinning!

1. collaring 2. bondage / rope 3. begging 4. deep-throating / cocksucking 5. prostitution 6. sensory deprivation 7. spanking 8. orgasm denial 9. branding / marking 10. shame /embarrassment / humiliation 11. master / slave 12. hair pulling 13. biting 14. praise kink 15. impact play 16. three-or-moresome 17. overstimulation 18. in public 19. scars / comfort 20. double penetration / spit-roasting 21. domination / submission 22. fisting 23. gags / speech restrictions 24. monster / transformation 25. asphyxiation / breath play 26. hate sex / resistance play 27. aphrodisiacs 28. sadism / masochism 29. punishment 30. suspension / costumes and outfits 31. aftercare

[practicefortheheart]

it's me again with the request stuff, can you do a chomione fanart? please <3

Here you go! I feel like Hermione wears muggle powersuits to the Ministry and Cho is always wearing athleisure and they’re both really into it. 

[creatively--uncreative]

[danpuff-ao3]

Fic Rec: Your Story's All Wrong

Chomione. Rated T. 5k.

"Well," Cho says, "my first name's Ermintrude, so."

"Right," Hermione says again. "Well, that explains that, then."

danpuff notes: This is the story that sold me on Cho/Hermione and instilled in me a deep need for more of it! Featuring: casual racism, internalized homophobia, and coming out!

Hermione and Cho become friends when Hermione is Healer Cho's patient. It's so sweet watching their friendship form, and watching it grow from friendship to more.

[t1oui]

what if pansy and hermione get together in the muggle hs au…

like i’ve plotted it so hermione ends up w cho but (when i eventually do write it) i want to do multiple “books”/make it a series and what if the series is pansmione endgame ??

propaganda for both under the cut:

hermione/cho:

the other main ship in the series is hedric, and since hermione is best friends with harry and cho is best friends with cedric, it would be really awkward if they broke up

both of them are on the swim team… again it would be very awkward

very proud bisexual x not-so-proud lesbian

(aka cho can help hermione embrace her sexuality)

cho could help hermione, harry, and cedric meddle in viktor’s love life

loud jock x quiet nerd (turned jock for the sake of romance and also harry’s endless nagging)

swim dates :)) and double dates with hedric :)) (and dragging viktor and fleur to these dates and making viktor wildly uncomfortable while fleur laughs her ass off)

hermione/pansy:

they’re best friends from pretty much the beginning of the story; they know each other better than cho and hermione do

if chomione breaks up there is opportunity for them to figure out how to just be friends and i think that would be fun (+ have some minor angst potential bc outside of harry being whiney and dramatic about EVERYTHING, there is no angst)

they both love to meddle with the lives of others ok. they’re both kinda insane and pansy just makes hermione worse.

trans ace lesbian x lesbian

both of them helping the other embrace her identity (pansy comes from a homo/transphobic household, hermione comes from two awkward cishet parents)

until cho/hermione where harry knows the whole time he could find out in the most random and/or unhinged way

(think leah on the offbeat when simon sees leah and abby kissing and says “im shook”… i just think it would be funny)

[maybebitterxox]

There are so many underrated HP wlw ships. Like Linny gets a good amount of attention which is amazing bc I love Linny, and so does Pansmione which is not so amazing, and Bellamione does as well which is absolutely disgusting. But what about all the others (that are actually legal and healthy)??

Ginmione (personal favourite)

Chomione (another personal favourite)

Choluna

Pavender

Lavmione

Parmione

Lunamione

Flonks (Fleur and Tonks)

Pinerva (Poppy Pompfrey & Minerva McGonagall)

Katielicia

[ronweasleyisourking]

Hermione: My type includes Ron Weasley and cute Ravenclaw girls. That's it. That's my type.

Ron: Wait, what?

Hermione: Nothing.

Harry: She said her type includes you and cute Ravenclaw girls. Specifically. You.

Cho:

Padma:

Sue:

Mandy:

Luna:

Luna: Which cute Ravenclaw girls though?

[moonypadfootprongslily]

post-war/E.W.E; independent journalist hermione granger interviews auror zhang qiu about her involvement in the nationwide investigation into the many MIA muggles and muggleborns post the second rise and fall of tom riddle. they end up doing a lot more than talking.

[qredence]

                                  hermione granger, cho chang, and pansy parkinson as the powerpuff girls. 

[danpuff-ao3]

Fic Rec: Between the Lines

Chomione. Rated G. 1k.

When people ask, Hermione tells them she and Cho were brought together by a love of books.

danpuff notes: a sweet read about two ladies brought together by a love of books. What's not to like??