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My #1 Xander headcanon is that he had a fat crush on Riley. Bc tell me why he was always looking at Whitebread McBitch like he was the second coming

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Hot take, I think the Buddie confession should be painful. I think there should be tears and drama and screaming and messy kisses. As a treat.

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Can they just like. Lock Buck and Eddie alone in a room together for a few hours. I think it would benefit them greatly

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BTVS as textposts part 8

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

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A collection of out-of-context quotes & conversation snippets from my classmates and teachers

TEACHER: “How did you fail second grade?” STUDENT: “Ma’am, I was really bad at arts and crafts”

STUDENT: “I didn’t even get my scissor or pen license. I’ve been writing illegally all this time!”

TEACHER: “Alcoholism is not the answer to lion attacks”

STUDENT: “Monkeys have no fear, bro. A monkey would probably pass a pure maths test”

STUDENT: “Simba would be broken apart by my goons”

STUDENT: “If I see a hyena wearing my bonnet tomorrow morning, it’s over”

STUDENT: “I don’t wanna stare at his nipples, it feels like they’re staring back at me”

STUDENT: “I feel like a chef that’s gone mad”

STUDENT: “What’s up with these gangsta birds on the road?”

STUDENT: “Imagine a donkey assassinates you while you’re playing soccer”

TEACHER: “Did you say thank you?” STUDENT: “Ma’am, I spooned him, that’s how grateful I am.” TEACHER: “Okay, that’s a bit too far… were you the big spoon or the little spoon?” STUDENT: “Little spoon.”

STUDENT, TO TEACHER: “If I don’t go anywhere in life, it’s your fault.”

TEACHER: “We’re gonna fight behind the dustbins”

TEACHER: “You’ll fight me with the bible?”  STUDENT: “I’ll have it in my hand so that God will forgive me with each punch” 

TEACHER: “I’m broken on the inside”

STUDENT 1: “Ma’am, he took the chocolate!” STUDENT 2: “I was just checking the nutritional values!” 

STUDENT: “He asked ‘how do you cope with this’ and I’m just like, I don’t”

STUDENT: “I might follow through on my joke with ma’am about reading the communist manifesto”

TEACHER: “Did your english run out? Like airtime?”

STUDENT, UNPROMPTED: “I hit my head on a metal pole today”

STUDENT: “My eyes were hot, my ears were hot, my head was hot, my oxygen was hot. Everything was hot.” 

STUDENT: “I can feel the vibes here! W rizz gang!”

STUDENT: “You are the epitome of animal cruelty”

STUDENT: “If I have HIV and my partner has HIV and we have sex, does it cancel out?”

TEACHER: “Take your dick and get out”

TEACHER: “So see, what I’ve suggested to the school, I’m going to get a fan. And I’m going to fill a rugby sock with batteries, and tie that sock to the fan. And when you get easy questions wrong, I’m going to clear away the tables and have you stand in the middle of the class under the fan, and I’m going to beat you with my batteries.”

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Bro, I saw this super thicc chick adding diluted acid to an alkaline solution in order to neutralise it. Call that tittytration

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RIP Buffy Summers you would’ve loved Florence + The Machine

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the inspiration behind this post

Wait… if you’re serving cunt… and I’m serving cunt… who’s flying the plane?

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Wait… if you’re serving cunt… and I’m serving cunt… who’s flying the plane?

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also though. buck has like nooo self control and he cannot act normal about eddie. if buck was actually aware of his feelings. it would take him like maybe a couple days max before he blew up and told eddie the truth. but not before being subjected to his own personal psychological torture chamber of Do I Risk Everything I Hold Dear To Me Or Do I Lie To My Beloved Best Friend Eddie blaring like an air raid siren in his brain for every waking hour between his realization and telling him of course.

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Hen, walking with a purpose: Run!! Somebody gave Buck a clipboard!!

Eddie, without even blinking: takes off at full pelt

Hen, watching him run toward Buck: ???

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Real as fuck. We all saw him nearly dying bc he lied to Eddie about being with Tommy. When he figures out his feelings he’ll be confessing within the next 3 hours max, unless Maddie physically restrains him 💀

if buck realized he was in love with eddie he would white knuckle it through one shift with him while acting So Weird the whole time and then throw up from guilt, cry on maddie’s couch and show up to eddie’s house unannounced an hour later to confess to him in his kitchen

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So I was talking to my friend, who I forced into watching BTVS and who is currently on season 3, about the show. I made a joke that Drusilla pegged Spike, and she said “oh yeah, definitely. That’s why Spike was in the wheelchair for so long in season 2” 😭

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#Oh she clocked them

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Put me in a room with Eddie for 10 minutes. He’s gonna walk out of there and immediately go kiss Evan Buckley right on the mouth

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If we don’t get a S8 scene where Buck is trapped and on the verge of death and Eddie just completely panics and rushes right in with absolutely no regard for protocol or his own safety or anything else, and is shaking with tears rolling down his cheeks while he tries to resuscitate him, and later Buck is in the hospital and he’s reprimanding Eddie for risking himself to save him and going “I’m not worth you endangering yourself” and Eddie just loses it and yells that he’d rather have died trying to get Buck out than do nothing because he can’t live without Buck, then I don’t want it.