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was working on a btvs as textposts and accidentally inflicted psychic damage on myself with this one

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but would you love yourself if you were a worm

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inspo from my btvs as textposts thingy

is this funny

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is this funny

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Summerberg fake dating AU where the social services lady in Gone finds out Buffy is living with another woman and Buffy panics and ends up saying “yeah, uh, we’re… together. Dating. We’ve been looking after Dawn together.”

The lady ends up scheduling more visits and appointments, and now Buffy and Willow need to pretend to be a long-term couple. They end up having to craft out a backstory for their relationship, get Dawn on board with it, and they devise a whole plan on how to make it convincing.

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AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY (1997) dir. Jay Roach

Austin Powers: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.

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BTVS as textposts part 11

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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you are remarkably stupid. It's fascinating to watch you guys flail and make things up to keep the delusion going, honestly. It's like a mini-case study in what kind of people prefer lies and misinformation to reality. I want to study y'all in a lab

thank you <33333

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I’ve pretty much gone off 9-1-1, for pretty obvious reasons, but there was something I thought of which was just too funny not to share.

It��s confirmed that Tommy viewed Eddie as “competition” throughout his relationship with Buck. Now, thinking back to the scene where Tommy and Buck go out for their 6 month anniversary and Tommy gives Buck basketball tickets, his dialogue is so fucking funny, because he literally says “and you don’t even have to go with me. Take Eddie, if you want to.” 

This was 10000% a setup. The fact that Eddie was his specific example??? He was so clearly trying to test Buck, to see how he’d react. And he must have been so fucking pissed too, because instead of going ‘I obviously want to go with you’ or something like that, Buck says “wait, really?” 💀 NO WONDER Tommy was insecure

Even funnier if you consider that Buck DOES end up going with Eddie. He talks about it to Ravi at the bar. 

Just re-contextualising Buck and Tommy’s entire relationship with the knowledge that Tommy saw Eddie as competition is hilarious.

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will you train her?.. or will they send someone else?

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I am deeply in love with you haiku bot. We will marry and have many children

Lots of AOS spock/spirk thoughts going on in this chilli’s tonight

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Buffyverse AU where Angelus kills Buffy and turns her into a vampire. The Scoobies find a way to kill Angelus, but just can’t bring themselves to kill Buffy; until the new slayer, Faith, shows up. Her and Buffy develop a rivalry that quickly becomes obsessive… and then something more.

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Imagine confessing to ryan guzman and he hits you with the “that’s your own obstacle”

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nice

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Fuffy walked so Jackieshauna could run

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Something something you’re in the car with a beautiful boy

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Thinking…