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I love the idea of Dick being all the Batkid's favourite sibling but in violently different fonts.
Jason: Dick and Jay canonically have a pretty solid relationship but i'm partial to the Jason was around for Dick's rebellion stage and so Dick doesn't think he has to worry about the pedestal thing bc Jason has absolutely seen him violently hungover before he was legally allowed to drink font of this
So by the time Jason comes back and is no longer trying to murder Tim (except psychologically) Dick decides... Well he's evil sometimes but also I can finally tell someone all the Titans drama. So him and Jason meet up like once month if they're in the same city and get progressively drunker while shit talking their teams and Bruce.
Also I hate the Dick and Robin!Jason didn't get along. They absolutely did, Dick was like 0.5 seconds away from taking Jason to live with the titans permanently.
Tim: 'Oh Jason is Tims Robin, Oh Dick betrayed Tims trust.' in the name of the orange dude y'all elected twice W R O N G. Tim Drake used to watch VHS tapes of the flying Graysons routine. He wasn't even a batman Stan first. That came after he saw Robin do a quadruple summersault. Tim is a Dick Grayson fanboy first Person second. Like Tim canonically saw Jason die and went lmao skill issue, imagine not being like Dick Grayson i'm better. When Dick first started training him, he'd consistently excuse himself go to the other room, hyperventilate over Dick Grayson teaching him how to train surf. Dick is not just his idol he's also a pretty substantial part of Tim's support system. He calls Dick when he's going through something or is stuck on a case. And he knows that Dick will always have his back. They have like the unrealistic adorable sibling relationships from Tv that don't exist irl. Tim also does that awkward shuffle thing after fights bc they're still siblings and Dick just pretends the fight didn't happen until Tims calm again
Damian: You have to understand Damian thought he'd have to basically do the league all over again. He lands with Bruce and those ideas are soundly rejected and he now has no trust or respect and he has to adjust. And Bruce is doing his holier than thou, you should know better 10yro who literally was brainwashed as a child act, like Tim didn't have to pull him away from straight up becoming a villain and Dick didn't have to put him in his place with his fists a couple times a year (we love Bruce really). Then Bruce gets Time-streamed, Tim runs away and now the circus freak is BATMAN. Except the circus freak is also a sadistic bastard to criminals, despite being made out of marshmallows to you. Dick hangs people upside down off high buildings for information and cackles as Nightwing. He also listens to Damians worries and helps him deconstruct his bias view of the world. Dick canonically set the standard for child heroes and is among one of the most beloved and trusted heroes despite being marshmallowy and refusing to murder people. Dick is kinda like Damians stand in non pretentious moral compass until he learns his own one later on. Hence why Damian adores Dick Grayson more than anyone really.
in summary support my agenda that Dick and Jason are gossipy drinking buddies, Tim absolutely had a Dick Grayson Shrine as a child and Damian calls Dick to double check that he still cannot kill Timothy (its now entirely a joke.... mostly)
#dick grayson#comics#tim drake#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#batman#nightwing#red hood#batfamily#damian wayne#robin jason todd#Listen I love them#listen i love them so much#They're literally all my children but I have a favourite and its the blue one with the weird laugh (thank u yj tv show for this hc)#Tim used to have a kiddie crush on Dick Grayson and got over it b4 his time as robin but it haunts him at night#I stole this from the fact steph canonically had a crush on DG btw#He once told Steph post nap when he was loopy on morphine and she wont let him live it down. Ever
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Maddie and Buck in 3x16 and 5x15
#actually so weird how margaret and phillip died 80 years ago and these are my adult children.#anyway i was trying to make something much more depressing but the coloring was Not working with me so y'all are safe.... for now....#tv: 911#911 abc#911 fox#911edit#911gifs#buck buckley#evan buckley#maddie han#maddie buckley#buckley siblings#tvgifs#televisiongifs#tvedit#mythtakensgif#cinemapix#dailyflicks#food tw#(buck's single forkful of salad i'm just being vigilant)
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Reminder to not make things weird between Walker and Leah!!
#they are doing a wonderful job with Annabeth and Percy’s relationship#to allow them to continue doing an amazing job#don’t make it weird#THEY ARE STILL CHILDREN!!#they also seem good friends and lets make sure they get to stay friends#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo#pjo fandom#percabeth
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I was trying to make a intelligent, coherent post about the twitter warzone that has popped up over people saying that Louis and Lestat should have been having sex with Claudia and that THAT was going to save their family, But there are almost too many things completely fucking wrong with that statement to pick only one
#like yall be standing 10 toes down for fucking children on TV and then act like people are crazy for looking at you sideways#like yeah dude i do think your weird. I think AR is weird too but shes already dead so its just me n you now huh#char.txt#interview with the vampire#iwtv#i dont need to name drop because they literally had AR trending on twit this morning you cant miss it LOL
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Ready for public events!
today Void has an exhibition of unique plants, a good sight for any connoisseur and his fellow boyfriend who can't say ''no'' to his (many) eyes (they got lost anyway)
@hereliesbou
Yep, they had
#twomp#argos x mr plant#argos#the world of mr plant#ashur gharavi#Mr. Plant would rather watch TV#it's all like beauty castings for children#weird children#in any case#Argos likes it here
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I had a dream last night that there was an animated Minecraft tv show and there was a new character voiced by Daniel Craig.
They did this really dramatic zooming in slowly and putting up text over the screen like ‘introducing [character] played by… Daniel Craig!!’ (basically like what they did with John Hurt in Doctor Who) and he’s just stood there, the only live action thing in an animated show.
Later he was animated and he was sat on a throne shaped like a creeper, and then he said something about going to get a ‘nice cup of tea’
Just something to think about.
#daniel craig#minecraft#one time i dreamt#dreams#animation#wait guys tea doesn’t exist in minecraft#yeah like that’s the weird part of this#also he looked just like he did at venice film festival#dream interpretation#minecraft movie#children’s tv#creeper#james bond#benoit blanc#cartoon#video games#mineblr#mcsm#minecraft story mode#insane ramblings
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Does any one here remember the "avatar the last airbender/weirdly christian" ass fever dream that was "legend of enyo"?
Please tell me i am not alone this stuff was so weird
#i ramble#look i only had free tv and the shit i have seen#i can only say that the most concerning and uncomfortable movies for children i have ever seen were made in france and good for them#but this was apparently made by germany denmark and australia and i am just sitting here like?!?!?#why#its was#so weird#anyways i am so close to making a post about my childhood shows because im feeling nostalgic#i would love to make it a moot thing#would love to hear about yalls childhood shows#i couldnt watch the same stuff as everyone else so my stuff is a bit weird#never watched spongebob or anything like it as a child
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the best parts of MV continue to be the moments where they have the extremely iconic masculine characters both question and defy toxic masculine norms. for example,
both Rico and Sonny show compassion and sometimes even affection for each other
both Rico and Sonny show it's okay to cry and be vulnerable, and that you shouldn't be mocked for it
both Rico and Sonny treat sex workers as fellow human beings who deserve respect and protection (sidenote: i think the undercover cops relate to the hookers because both jobs require putting on a persona under potentially dangerous circumstances)
Sonny regrets not backing up a friend who came out as gay because he was young and didn't know what to do
Sonny regrets not standing up for a high school classmate who was sexually assaulted and then demeaned behind her back, again because he was young and didn't know what to do
Sonny barely holds back his rage against a man who emotionally abuses his wife
Sonny barely holds back his rage against all abusers, including the couple who exploited a 13yo runaway for their own benefit
Sonny does, for the most part, hold back his rage or seek counsel from a male friend to calm him down (his anger issues needed more attention in the writing imo)
Rico approaches difficult circumstances with calm compassion and a positive mental attitude
Rico makes it clear it is never okay for an adult man to have a sexual interest in teenage girls even when they are asking for it
Rico also makes it clear that a hypersexual teenage girl does not deserve less respect for acting that way
Sonny is continuously nonplussed by LGBTQ people, treating them as equals, and rolling his eyes at cishet who don't like it
Sonny is emotionally devastated over every teenage boy who doesn't make it out of a bad situation
Castillo is gentler with female officers, female victims, and is proud of his wife for marrying again and finding happiness
actually, the biggest deal to me is this reoccuring theme of "forgive yourself for not knowing better at the time."
For instance, Sonny doesn't seem to know how to handle Gina's rape, but in a later season when she is avidly hunting down a friend's rapist Sonny jumps at the opportunity to chase the man down and be extra aggressive. Then in other instances where sexual assault is a topic, Sonny has stronger opinions and stronger reactions. So part of his character is that he learns, but it's usually the hard way and he tends to overcorrect.
#miami vice#dnly tv#dnly rants#sonny crockett#crockett and tubbs#martin castillo#ricardo tubbs#there are messages that are weird or i just don't understand#like the theme of having sons but not raising them#is it bc the main characters are too messed up to raise children?#or keep a wife? or? huh?#then ofc the misogyny that is definitely still there#the female characters are hookers or secretaries even when they are supposed to be police#gina and trudy start out dressing 'in costume' for work#and end up wearing street walker getups 24/7#and abusing gina seems to be a thing the writers enjoyed#she was never allowed to have a lover other than sonny#even after he cheated on her twice#THAT was a weird thing to just breeze past#anyway the soap opera vibes ruined it#but it had good bones in the beginning#tw rape mention
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crazy dat one of the first games I remember ever playing was capn crunch crunching adventure which was a free shitty computer game that came with an aol subscription and constantly reminded you to eat capn crunch cereal. thanks ronald reagan
#txt#so weird how many early childhood memories are of advertisements disguised as childrens media in the form of games tv etc#and thats something that at one point in time would have been considered extremely unethical before it was made legal in the 80s#crayzee...
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When Purrl (the sona) gets mad, does she start cussing or dies she just hiss?
Purrl as the sona would just hiss! I don't think I'd shy away from using her to recreate a moment where I used a curse word in like a comic retelling or something but I'd probably censor it
#purrl replies#there's a weird separation in my head between purrl as a character and when i'm just using her to represent something I did irl#as a character I think of her more like a children's tv show protag so I can't imagine her ever saying anything inappropriate
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Do people on here know about Erdbeermarmeladebrot mit Honig. Do they
#the non germans are already confused about Bernd das Brot and admittedly it's not THAT weird but. hm#children's tv about bread. Very specific. Very very specific. tv about bread#chaos rambles
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characters I like and I feel should talk to each other are: Sam Winchester, Olivia Dunham (Fringe), Mikasa Ackerman (Aot), and Morgana Pendragon (BBC’s Merlin).
#Sam and mikasa have been horribly mistreated in the fandom. I have been in the trenches for both of them. So much depth yet called boring :/#Olivia and Sam have similar backstories and personality I feel.#Traumatized psychics who feel like outsiders because of what happened to them as children#Sam and Morgana there’s so much to talk about#They’re both queer allegories. Made to feel like an outsider in their families. Turning to strangers for connection.#Only to fall down a dark path. Weird incestous relationship with brother.#Special powers that put them in danger and make them dangerous#Also mikasa and Sam both have a codependent and toxic relationship with a man with green eyes lol#They all should get group therapy together lol#Also tv show rec list kinda#Sam#sam winchester#olivia dunham#mikasa ackerman#morgana pendragon
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Goodnight out there, whatever you are.
#goodnight out there whatever you are#goodnight#goodnight out there#weird#the weird#horror#tv#television#children's show#The Hilarious House of Frightenstein#Vincent Price#floating head#spooky
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reading my own oc lore and being gagged as if i didnt write it
#robin and aria you will rule the world forever and ever#me when theres a slow connection forming between ppl who cant stand each other and they have to come to terms w the fact that#they need each other desperately#not enemies to lovers bc theyre not lovers. they kiss sloppy style bc they want to break each others bones#its the adrenaline of fighting w someone#the inherent homoeroticism of pinning someone against a wall bc you hate them so much it makes you want to get closer to their#beating heart. so you can feel the fear and excitement manifest physically#also its an office romcom#and its also an expression of the despair the typical heterosexual lifestyle instills in me#marriage and children and a suburban home where no one cares about what happens to you#where youre just supposed to cook and clean and love him and do his laundry and watch tv and not have friends and babysit#thats total and utter misery to me#this one goes out to all the girlfriends and wives who are stated as such before theyre given personhood#women who are mothers and sisters and daughters and caretakers before theyre friends and workers and hobbyists#theyre loving and kind and sweet and quiet and friendly before theyre funny and weird and angry and righteous and cool#im sorry that the world puts us in these roles and i hope so desperately you get the relief of living a full life one day#that they dont open your funeral with how good of a mother and wife you were. how well you served the men in your life#anyways#sorry for dumping all that the state of the world just makes me feel things ig
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if this glitch caused by the shard eruption wasn't a perfect photo opportunity then I don't know what is
#sky children of the light#sky cotl#sky photography#excuse the weird lines caused by taking a picture of a tv screen with my tablet's crunchy camera#merc collects weird game occurrences#oc: finch
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oughhhh when the grief doesn’t hit immediately but instead creeps up and catches you off guard………..
#my grandpa died about 2 months ago and other than the funeral i didn’t really cry that much ?? like we weren’t that close idk#but i was reading the first boxcar children book after i saw that poll yesterday and the grandpa comes up and he’s all proud of his grandkid#s and it reminded me so much of mine that i was paralyzed with grief??? next thing i know it’s been 10 minutes and i’ve just been silently#crying akdjskahdkbfdk#it was such a weird tv show movie moment
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