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alright but have you considered short haired adult!chloe instead

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tomorrow im really gonna give it my nothing

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𓃓 𓃒 𓃖 𓃔 𓃔 𓃒 𓃓 𓃖 𓃒 𓃔 𓃓 𓃖 𓃒 𓃔 𓃖 𓃔 𓃔 𓃒 𓃒 𓃔 𓃓 𓃖 𓃔 𓃔 𓃒 𓃓 𓃓 𓃖 𓃔 𓃔 𓃔 𓃓 𓃖 𓃔 𓃔 𓃒 𓃓 𓃔 𓃔

^my awesome herd

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Today's children don't know what it was like when half of your photographs would turn out with demonically glowing red eyes.

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we all got that one beloved mutual who disappeared off the face of the earth one day

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People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

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I am such a guy who has officially hit his day's limit and isn't allowed to go home yet

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something you don't learn until you get really far into the making and tinkering life is that there's no such thing as "glue" really. there are so many kinds of substances that stick other substances together and they are all very different and if you just go look at the adhesives aisle in the hardware store the packaging never actually tells you anything useful. it's like "this is SUPER T-REX POWER GLUE" and the fine print says "good for use on wood metal and plastic". okay. but WHICH PLASTICS MY GOOD BITCH,

because SURPRISE, there's no such thing as "plastic" either. every kind of wood is basically the same on a chemical level, but the only thing every plastic has in common is "some of its molecules are long" and that is NOT a quality that determines how things stick together.

I just ordered some stuff I hope will permanently stick a circuit board to a steel sheet and withstand temperatures up to 150 degrees. by the way circuit boards are made of epoxy-bound woven glass cloth which is cool as hell but what the fuck do you glue that with? can any of the 12 kinds of adhesives I currently own do that? no of course not. if I want to stick two pieces of acrylic together so hard they become watertight to a depth of 3000 metres I have some shit that does that, but it does literally nothing else.

anyway. once you start learning how many kinds of sticking things together there are, the people at 3M start to seem like witches and I don't know if they're the kind we can trust with that level of arcane knowledge

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yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly

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travelling sellsword jobs

itinerant warrior jobs near me

site:indeed.com "wanderer with tough exterior that belies a noble and honorable heart positions open near me"

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there's some degree of fate that is actually "well of course if you're looking for it you'll see it everywhere." and there's also a degree of fate that is thursday my aunt emailed me to tell me her library has a summer internship open and yesteray my sister called to convince me to do an mls at umd so we can have an apartment together while she does her speech + hearing master's and this morning my dad texted me that our county has a summer youth placement at the library as well

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*inhales* I really love your art! Both Sep Heap AND pjo!! You're a real inspiration, man! Aaaaaand I'm especially in love w/ your THM fanart, So, if you have the time, would u mind drawing the Tribe of Three as adults or in a time skip orrr???

Thank you anon!! But isn’t too early to want to see them all grown up?? I did something anyways because it was cute

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this trend on tumblr where everyone is larping as a literary theorist in this affected dark academia type tone mixed in with like stan twitter mannerisms but it’s also about like supernatural or whatever. whenever i see it i either think it’s the smartest coolest thing ever or super lame there’s never any in between 

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god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

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god please take all of my mutuals' suffering, double it and give it to donald trump

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Repeat after me: I draw so good. Not everything needs to be a banger. I'm not a content machine I'm a person who makes art and art takes time. Inspiration comes in waves and when it recedes that's when I should let myself rest

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@geekyzelda here you go! If you’d like them a specific color or something feel free to ask for it