#children’s movie

[christmasnostalgiagirl]

[pastel-goth-moth]

Someone really needs to use this movie to make memes and crack videos every other thing they say and do is fucking wild

How did I not realise how batshit crazy this movie was when I watched it as a child

[yippeecheapdvds]

Last night I watched “Orion and the Dark” (2024) Comedy/Adventure

My mom didn’t wanna watch “World Trade Center”, the movie I was planning to watch, so we saw this instead. And… i didn’t really like it. Part of the problem is that I’m absolutely not in the target demographic, but the main issue for me is the weird framing device. I didn’t expect it going in, and I liked it less and less as the movie went on. The story felt like it was made up as it went along, which I know was intentional but I didn’t like it. There were things I liked, like the design of all the night entities, and the visuals at the beginning were nice. It’s in no way a bad movie, I just didn’t enjoy it.

Mixed feelings 5/10

[lordofthenightfruitt]

New Minecraft trailer

WHAT?!?!

!?!!?!!?

[captaingimpy]

Despicable Me 4: A Heartfelt Conclusion to Gru's Journey

Despicable Me 4 marks what feels like a fitting conclusion to Gru’s long journey from a villainous mastermind to a loving father. In this installment, the film tackles the surprisingly deep theme of a parent’s fear that their child doesn’t love them—an unexpected but welcome touch in a children’s movie. Gru’s simple but heartfelt connection with his son, Junior, serves as the emotional core of…

[peculiar-potato]

I’M??? I’M SORRY??

The new Minecraft movie trailer LITERALLY opened with the “the children yearn for the mines” meme???

???????????????

[secondbeatsongs]

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

[finleycannotdraw]

I like to think combat training for these two became more complicated as they got older, if you know what I mean

I colored the last one first and then lowered my standards. give it up for 10yo ambrosius and his glaringly yellow shirt

[e-turn]

links to some translations under the cut

и заодно выложу пару любопытным образом перекликающихся переводов потрясающих фанфиков!

тьма нынче обретает жизнь великолепного автора @/goodlucktai

и еще одна покорившая меня зарисовка rem - а тени пусть уходят

[chloesimaginationthings]

Those were Vanessa's friends too in the FNAF movie

[blueflipflops]

Reblog for bigger sample size!

[christmasnostalgiagirl]

[jay-wasstuff]

The 'own way' Vanessa spoke of:

[goryhorroor]

horror sub-genres: cults

[ohposhers]

My favorite thing is how lowkey uncomfortable Branch's brothers look when they find out Branch highkey replaced them with a new band/found family after they left LOLOL

JD and Clay being quick to crack incredibly forced jokes to cover up the awkwardness of the situation ooo And you KNOW the Kismet trolls probably think so fucking lowly of all of them too if Branch confided in them over everything that happened throughout the years rrrrr I think the brothers would definitely take personal issue with particular members too uh ohh the girls are fightingg

and they know they have no right to be mad cause they are the ones who walked out and never came back but they're gonna be bitter anyway <333 i love troll drama

[lilislegacy]

You know how we all love to say Percy and Annabeth are everyone’s parents? Well I literally think their friends treat them that way.

You messed up and now a dark force is out to get you and you don’t know how to handle it? Call Mom (Annabeth). She will know exactly what to do and she’s going to bring research. She’s not gonna let anything happen to you.

You need to go to a really scary monster lair and you’re scared of getting ripped to literal shreds? Call Dad (Percy). He will kick its ass and protect you at all costs. He’s not gonna let anything happen to you.

Feeling overwhelmed after moving? Call Mom. Annabeth will bring homemade cookies, unpack everything in an orderly yet efficient fashion, and then sit down with you, listen, give advice, and then help you make a plan.

Got arrested? Call Dad. Percy will want to know what happened and make sure you’re okay, but he’s not gonna judge or scold you. He’ll pay your bail, take you for ice cream, and then tell you his own stories about getting arrested.

When people need advice about men, they call Annabeth. When people need advice about women, they call Percy. Because who better to ask than the couple who’ve been super happily married for what feels like forever (even if they’ve only technically been dating for 6 years or something).

Dating someone new? Mom and Dad do NOT get to meet them yet. Percy and Annabeth are going to be unnecessarily intimidating (in different ways) and scare the person away SO fast. And if the person somehow passes the test, then Percy and Annabeth are going to go back to bickering and flirting and overall just being so embarrassing.

Mom and Dad are a couple of menaces, but they also know how to handle anything and will always come running if you call.