#children of finland fighting in norway

[iamdangerace]

C.O.F.F.I.N., Cecelia (with guest guitars by Dec Marten) from their self-titled album (2020).

[spilladabalia]

C.O.F.F.I.N. - Cut You Off

[paikothecateater]

scandinavian trio headcanons?🧌

Alrighty!

-they rely on Denmark as a mouth piece. Norway and Sweden have the social skills of a neuro divergent ant. There is no way they are ever to be trusted to hold a competent social interaction.

-Norway is often times portrayed as this really dainty, weak guy, but you'd have to be pretty damn strong to pull Denmark and Sweden apart when their petty fights turn physical.

-old. Like... A lot older than they're often headcanoned. You can't convince me Denmark isn't at least in his late thirties.

-they have really interesting stories about their viking days. Piece of advice, if you want to hear said stories in a coherent way, do not ask them if more than one of them is in the room. The amount of 'No, that's not how that happened' s you'll hear will probably be more than the actual story.

-in every trio there's a duo and if Denmark takes Norway's side in one more argument, Sweden will commit atrocities.

-despite being pretty decent parental figures for their respective children, only each other know how absolutely clueless they are.

-have a pretty hard time relating to the other two because of the age gap. The three's ages range from late thirties to late twenties while Iceland and Finland are both 16-17/20-21 respectively.

[fanficfish]

came on tumblr to find some funny fanart and history facts but i blew theough my feed so funky wrring ideas time!

here's a little hogwarts x hetalia idea i was working on to entertain myself the other day

So the premise was that, y'know how in HP there's dragons and a couple are Scandinavian? Norweigen Eidgeback, Sweedish Shoetsnout. And Denmark has a magical government. Finland the personification also probably has some magic because of the whole santa thing, and just becuase tou can't see norway's trolls doesn't mean you don't know Hp magic cuz even muggles can see that stuff. So let's assume countries could see HP magic, just not always do it themselves. And i would hope they know about their magical governmwnts except maybe America who is in denial. Actually maybe Germany doesn't know either but you canMt tell me the Nordics don't know about theirs, not when Norway is right there and Iceland literally has A TALKING BIRD and can probably dk magic if he wanted to and Sweden is up in the air (i like the headcanon he's very much in need of a new glasses prescription) but i want to say he does because finland + isn't durnatrang somewhere up there and potentially in Sweden? And Denmark, well he's besties with Norway sooooo

also you can't tell me they didn't know for 1000 years like c'mon. Older countries def know about magic and younger countries are like modern people, they don't believe it unless it's smack in their face. Can't tell me HTTYD came out of nowhere either and is based on VIKINGS-

anyways lets say this is set like 2000s after stuff dies down

so i had this little picture where the nordics got really bored and what did they do? Hey look, a dragon! Let's ride it!

iceland thinks it's a bad idea but nation power = animals galore so anyways now Norway and Swedenband suprirsingly Denmark are being menaces on dragons. Finland is filmin but soon joins Sweden on his Sweedish Shortsnout. Iceland will keep his feet on the ground thank you very much he does not like flying, when his whole thing is boats and water and fishing.

well before he knows it, the Nordics have a new paatime: professional dragon riding. And professional HTTYD-type fighting. Cuz wizards love old stuff like that.

they get a little popular to Iceland's annoyance

anyways at some point they end up at hogwarts and oh joy this is fine. Iceland just has to talk to each year, because five days = mornings + afternoons = ten slots for this little guest series and if they give years 1-7 one of those slots each and then some extra time for the COMC class and then pne more day for doing whatever like demos or stuff or in case of a delay, it works out peefectly! Iceland as the one not riding gets deemed "the lresenter" but its fine he leads tours of his home all the time anyways being in tourism buisness.

and anyways they're using Norway's usual ruse of "my name is Lukas Bondevik, heir of the Ancient House lf Bondevik" and Sweden pulls out his "my laat name is Oxenstierna" card whoch Denmark stares and gapes at. While sweden snickers, and Iceland just triesbto figure out s family tree to explain that one because seriously you guys one day the public will realize something's up idc if the both governments muggle and matic said it's fine-

anyways he always starts his spiel to the children with with "don't try this at home dragons are DANGEEROUS, yes rhe hirncolor is natural, and for the older ones "no i am taken i am not single" (he's refering to having a life partner in a bird as his one truest friend btw)

and iceland is just kinda done by the end lf it, cuz he's on the ground and the nordics are showing off more and more and finally on the laat day after telling everyone he doesnt fly for pwrsonal reaskns he loses it at Norway, Denmark, Sweden, and Finland teasing him and oop now he's flying and the others are scrambling a little because it's Iceland that knows things the wizards want to know, and Denmark is trying to keep it together while Norway takes pics and Sweden is flying because kh gosh iceland gkt on NORWAY's dragon and Finland is laughing. Hogwarts is amazed the 17 year. Old can also fly but also omfg-

and that's as far as i got for now tbh

[doueverwonder]

Do you have Faroe Islands and Aaland islands OCs? 😊 Or other children of the Nordics. How do you view them? I would like to know

I do have Faroe and Åland oc's though they're both kinda work in progresses still 😅

for a total list you have

Denmark's kids

Kalmar Union - Henrik (deceased)

Kristiania - Benedikte

Sweden's kids

Åland - Kristiina

New Sweden - Johan (deceased)

Ladonia - Arvid

Norway's kids (not particularly in age order; my man got around during the viking age lmao)

Shetland - Liv

Orkney - Bodil

Faroe - Ida

Iceland - Ari

Isle of Man - Erik

Caithness - Ailsa

Sutherland - Solveig

Greenland - Sia

Helluland - Anders (deceased)

Markland - Aksel (deceased)

Vinland - Dagny (deceased)

how I view all of them would be a really long post so i'll just do what I have for Åland because out of the two you asked for I have more on her haha ( side note; I hc Finland as being trans and all three of Sweden's kids were mothered by Fin)

So anyway; Kristiina was born in the 1380s around the same time Kastelholm Castle was built. That makes her younger than all of Norway's kids by a good 300 years, but older than Denmark's oldest by about 10-15 years (aka her and Henrik were physically about the same age). Her childhood was interesting, cause not only was it a time when upper class/noble parents weren't all that involved in raising their children but also Björn wasn't around all that often, and Kasper really didn't get along all that well with Björn at the time and was distant not wanting to acknowledge they had a child together. All of her cousins were either far older, or had more responsibilities than her; because I do believe her and Henrik did a few years of their basic schooling together he reached about ten and suddenly was being taught things 'not appropriate for young ladies'. So she's alone again.

In August of 1521 when Harald and Björn got into their Last Big Fight, the Straw that would break the camels back; all she remembers about actually leaving are snippets where she woke up to her papa carrying her, and her parents whisper arguing about something (she couldn't tell you what). She was told she woke up at some point and asked where they were going but was just told not to worry about it, and to be quiet. There was a year or two where she was left in Lübeck in Germany with a couple different people to watch over her. She didn't really see either of her parents for those two years, they didn't even technically come back for her. A letter just came one day asking for her to brought to Stockholm. At the time she was just relieved to see her parents again, but now she sometimes look back at it in a bittersweet way, it took two years of being apart for them to be excited to see her.

I'm gonna jump forward to 1809; she's about fifteen physically when Finland and Åland are ceded to Russia. For the first time in her life she had no one to speak to except her mother, Kristiina had always gravitated towards Björn because he never well... he never seemed as if he regretted her existence, to be blunt. Even when he was gone on months long trips for some reason or another she would beg to go with him to avoid being stuck with just her mother. But her uncle was there at least, and Kasper turned into an entirely different person around Kalev; a happier person, even if comparatively the situation was worse.

It was still super odd for Kris, she had been around mostly her dads family her entire life and suddenly she's been moved from her home and is interacting far more with her mom's side of the family (her Finnish is iffy at best at this point). And her mother, a woman she had always known to be very quiet and fidgety was suddenly loud and always getting in dumb fights with her siblings. The big turning point in their relationship would be a fight they would get into where something along the lines of "Don't you want to go back to Stockholm? Don't you want to go home?" "Stockholm was never home." would be said.

jumping to modern day bc i'm bored

she's kind of distant by now, her relationship to both her parents became odd once she went to live by herself, and even a little more when Arvid was born because both of her parents were happy about him and it upsets her seeing them treat him differently.

It's not as if her relationship with them is absolute garbage, and she's bitter and isolates herself now. She's just an adult, and there's things from her childhood, and with her relationships to her parents she's had to reconcile. I think she's accidentally become very close to Kalev because he seemed like Kasper's opposite while still being family and someone she could see regularly. She did want to be apart of Sweden again for a little bit, but not in a 'would be upset if it didn't happen' way because she is also trying to be on better terms with Kasper.

I don't know... she just had a long and complicated childhood most nations do, and now she's just doing her best to hang on to the things she did like about it, while also trying to forget most of it? If that makes sense.

also kinda random side note: I think she prides herself on being more 'quiet and stoic' like Sweden but anyone who's been around her for more than five minutes knows she is neither of those things and is far more like Finland. Though no on is going to tell her that.

[sins-of-the-sea]

the Seven react to a toddlers' public tv show about pirates that say "a real pirate always does good deeds and love to share and have lots of fun!"

"Eh. Let them. The modern image of piracy has evolved so far from its origins of our time, I can imagine the discourse in social media if you attempt to correct the public outside of academic circles. Such as how the word 'pirate' during the day was as dreaded as it would be for 'serial killer' or 'mass murderer' today, so most actual pirates would insist other vernacular such as 'privateer' to sound 'softer' or more legitimate."

"How about the fact that a lot of pirates fought for political loyalties? Blackbeard wasn't raiding for shits and giggles or for some blown-up fight against freedom and liberty, he was a Jacobite who wanted House Stuart back in the English throne. A rebel, yes, but not the kind you'd think he is. Not to mention a good number of pirates were nobles bored with their lives and resorted to piracy because they didn't like the status quo."

"I can imagine people sending death threats for daring to remind people pirates tend to be slavers and treated slaves as cargo as opposed to the popular image of abolitionists and freedom fighters, and that racism was just as rampant as with everyday civilians as they are with any other criminal."

"Oh, oh, tell them 'Calico Jack' Rackham actually SUCKED as a pirate! He wasn't fearsome or accomplished, he was a drunken layabout! And that Anne Bonny and Mary Read were nothing special as women pirates, women pirates were not as rare as you think they are! AND they don't HAVE to wear men's clothing to be accepted in any pirate crew! It was a matter of pragmatism in combat!"

"Just outright state that the source of pirate 'history' for much of existence of pirate research comes from a book that just bullshitted its 'facts' and can be debunked fairly easily if you just cross-reference other elements of history contemporary of the times. Please, for the love of God, do not use 'A General History of the Pyrates' as your primary source of pirate history. Even back in 1724, it was all nonsense."

"Piracy sucked. We're no exception. For any 'goodness' we display in the name of virtue, that's on us as people through personal choice, not as romantic freedom fighting vagabonds. There is a reason the Golden Age of Piracy ended the way it did, and why pirates today are not at all seen through the same rosy lenses popular media today uses."

"With that said, feel free to continue to perpetuate the stereotype that pirates are fun, virtuous, and harmless. Let children have fun, let people have their blockbusting films. At least we got that catchy song from that one girl with the pink hair and plastic puppets. I forget where it's from. Norway? Finland? What's the show called again? Crazytown????"

[brookston]

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Premieres

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Flesh and the Devil (Film; 1926)

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The Godfather Part III (Film; 1990)

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Good Morning, Vietnam (Film; 1987)

Grumpy Old Men (Film; 1993)

Hamlet (Film; 1996)

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Hidden Figures (Film; 2016)

How to Sleep (Disney Cartoon; 1953)

I’m in the Army Now (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1936)

Into the Woods (Film; 2014)

I.Q. (Film; 1994)

Ireland or Bust (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1932)

Jackie Brown (Film; 1997)

Journey to Ixtlan: The Lessons of Don Juan, by Carlos Castaneda (Spiritual Book; 1972)

The Kangaroo Kid (Color Rhapsody Cartoon; 1938)

Kate & Leopold (Film; 2001)

Les Misérables (Film; 2012)

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Film; 2004)

Little Women (Film; 2019)

Magnum Force (Film; 1973)

Me Musical Nephews (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1942)

Mike Fink Keel Boats (Disneyland Ride; 1955)

Mud-Munching Moose or Bullwinkle Bites the Dust (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 189; 1962)

1917 (Film; 2019)

Old Yeller (Film; 1957)

One Hour in Wonderland (Disney Television Special; 1950)

On the Basis of Sex (Film; 2018)

Patch Adams (Film; 1998)

Pelle the Conquerer (Film; 1987)

Peter Pan (Film; 2003)

Peter’s Friends (Film; 1992)

Pink Pajamas (Pink Panther Cartoon; 1964)

Pippi Longstocking (Film; 1973)

The Postman (Film; 1997)

Riff Raffville, Parts 3 & 4 (Underdog Cartoon, S2, Eps. 47 & 48; 1965)

Samoa (Disney Cartoon; 1956)

Selma (Film; 2014)

Silver Linings Playbook (Film; 2012)

Skunked Again, featuring Farmer Al Falfa (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1936)

Somewhere in the Pacific (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1942)

Soul (Animated Pixar Film; 2020)

Spies in Disguise (Animated Film; 2019)

Stars & Stripes Forever, by John Philip Sousa (March; 1896)

The Sting (Film; 1973)

The Sword in the Stone (US Disney Animated Film; 1963)

The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge, by Carlos Castaneda (Memoir; 1968)

To Kill a Mockingbird (Film; 1962)

Truckdrivers in the Sky or Follow the Fleet (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 84; 1960)

Turn the Terrible (Animated TV Show;Jonny Quest #15; 1964)

Verse An Worse or Crime Without Rhyme (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 83; 1960)

We're Going on a Bear Hunt, by Michael Rosen and Helen Oxenbury (Children’s Books; 1989)

The Wolf of Wall Street (Film; 2013)

Wonder Woman 1984 (Film; 2020)

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[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 12.25

Holidays

A'Phabet Day (a.k.a. No "L" Day)

Brumalia (Italy)

Carol Day

Children’s Day (Africa)

Day Beers Day (on Letterkenny)

Delaware Crossing Day

Dia das Forças Armadas (Mozambique)

Dia de la Familia (Uruguay)

Dog Day (French Republic)

Family Day (Angola, Mozambique, Uruguay)

Feast of Winter Veil (In “World of Warcraft”)

Feria de Cali begins (Colombia)

GOAL Mile (Ireland)

Good Governance Day (India)

Grafelnik (Zephyrian Revenge Holiday)

Holly Day

I Purple You Day

National Colby Day

National Eva Day

National Joshua Day

Quaid-e-Azam’s Day (Pakistan)

Quarter Day (England, Ireland & Wales) [4 of 4]

Richard Starkey Day

State Courier Service Day (Ukraine)

Tulsi Pujan Diwas (India)

Unlawful Games Act Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Christmas Pudding Day

National “Kiss the Cook” Day

National Pumpkin Pie Day [also 11.21]

Independence & Related Days

Constitution Day (Taiwan)

Federal Republic of St. Charlie (f.k.a. Kingdom of St. Charlie; 2008) [unrecognized]

Litvania (Declared; 2015) [unrecognized]

4th & Last Wednesday in December

Gimlet Day [Last Wednesday]

Hump Day [Every Wednesday]

Wacky Wednesday [Every Wednesday]

Website Wednesday [Every Wednesday]

Weird Wednesday [4th Wednesday of Each Month]

Whatever Wednesday [4th Wednesday of Each Month]

Whole Grain Wednesday [Last Wednesday of Each Month]

Wishful Wednesday [Last Wednesday of Each Month]

Weekly Holidays beginning December 25 (4th Full Week of December)

It’s About Time Week (thru 12.31)

Festivals Beginning December 25, 2024

Cali Fair (thru 12.30) [Colombia]

Harbin Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival (Harbin, China) [thru late February/early March]

Tankanakuy (Chumbivilcas Province, Peru)

Feast Days

Abraham Bloemaert (Artology)

Anastasia of Sirmium (Catholic Church)

Birthday of Mithra (Persian god of light & wisdom)

Birth of the Sun

Boërhaave (Positivist; Saint)

Cardboard Box Appreciation Day (Pastafarian)

Carlos Castaneda (Writerism)

Chrismukkah (a.k.a. Weihnukkah; Germany) [Hybrid Holiday]

Christmas Day (a.k.a. ... 

Beermas (Brewing Community)

Boże Narodzenie (Poland)

Božic (Croatia)

Catholic Christmas (Balarus, Bosnia-Herzegovina)

Christougenna (Greece)

Christtag (Austria)

Craciunul (Romania)

Craciunul pe stil nou (Moldova)

Decemberween (from Homestar Runner)

Día de Navidad (Cuba, Puerto Rico)

Foolstide (Early Puritans)

Grav-Mass Day

Hari Raya Natal (Indonesia)

Heathen’s Fasting Day (Puritan)

Heaven’s Day (in “The Big O”)

Hogswatch (from “Discworld”)

Holiday Number 11 (from “Quark”)

Joulu (Finland)

Jul (Denmark, Norway)

Juldagen (Sweden)

Kalikimaka (Hawaii)

Kerstmis (The Netherlands, Suriname)

Koleda (a.k.a. Koliada; Big Christmas; Bulgaria)

Krishtlindja (Albania)

Krishtlindjet Katolike (Kosovo)

Ma Gron War’n Gelinen (Celtic Book of Days)

Multitude’s Idle Day (Puritan)

na Nollag (Ireland)

Natal (Brazil, Cape Verde, Macau, Portugal)

Natale (Italy)

Natividad de Nuestro Señor (Spain)

Nativity of Santa Claus (Church of the SubGenius)

Newtonmas Day (a.k.a. Reason’s Greetings)

Noël (France)

Noël Coypel (Artology)

Paul Manship (Artology)

Pождество (Russia)

Raphael Soyer (Artology)

Refrigerator Day (in “Dinosaurs”)

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Day

Saturnalia (Elder Scrolls)

Smekday

Superstitious Man’s Idol Day (Puritan)

Tananakuy (People settle grudges from the past year by fist fighting, then everybody drinks; Peru)

Vánoce (Czech Republic)

X-Day

Xistmas (Church of the SubGenius)

Xmas

Yuletide Witch Day (Lutzelfrau and Perchta; German Folklore; Everyday Wicca)

Ziemassvetki (Latvia)

Dies Natalis Invicti Solis (Birthday of the Invincible Sun; Ancient Rome)

Duane Armstrong (Artology)

Ennead Feast (Ancient Egypt)

Eugenia (Christian; Saint)

Feast of Frau Halle (Germanic Goddess)

Feast of the Nativity (Orthodox Christian)

Festival of Fish-Fighting, Fisting and Felching (Church of the SubGenius)

Festival of the Invincible Sun God

1st Day of Noodlemas (Pastafarian)

Fred (Muppetism)

Hans von Bartels (Artology)

Holey-Days (Holiday; Pastafarian) Day 3 of 3]

Holiday (Pastafarian)

Isaac Newton Day (Pastafarian)

Malkh Festival (Nakh People’s Sun God Festival)

Mithrastide (Pagan)

Noël Coypel (Artology)

Paul Manship (Artology)

Raphael Soyer (Artology)

Robert “Bob” Leroy Ripley Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Rod Serling (Writerism)

Sol Invictus (Satanism)

Sun-Return Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Twelvetide, Day #1 (a.k.a. the Twelve Days of Christmas or Christmastide) [until 1.5]

Hebrew Calendar Holidays [Begins at Sundown Day Before]

Hanukkah, Day #1 (a.k.a. Chanukah; Judaism) [thru Jan. 2nd] (Light 1 Candle at Dusk) [24-25 Kislev]

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Fortunate Day (Pagan) [53 of 53]

Lucky Day (Philippines) [71 of 71]

Prime Number Day: 359 [72 of 72]

Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]

Premieres

Adam’s Rib (Film; 1949)

After the Thin Man (Film; 1936)

Akira (Anime Film; 1989)

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (Film; 2023)

The Aviator (Film; 2004)

Babylon (Film; 2022)

Baby Puss (Tom & Jerry Cartoon; 1943)

Batman: Mask of the Phantom (WB Animated Film; 1993)

Bedtime Stories (Film; 2008)

Bell, Book and Candle (Film; 1958)

Big Eyes (Film; 2014)

Big Fish (Film; 2003)

Box Car Blues (WB LT Cartoon; 1930)

Bridgerton (TV Series; 2020)

Canvas Back Duck (Disney Cartoon; 1953)

Catch Me If You Can (Film; 2002)

Chaser on the Rocks (WB MM Cartoon; 1965)

Damage (Film; 1992)

Destruction, Inc. (Fleischer Cartoon; 1942) [#13]

Devil Dan Thinks it Over or Feud for Thought (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 190; 1962)

Django Unchained (Film; 2012)

Dreamgirls (Film; 2006)

Empire of the Sun (Film; 1987)

Evita (Film; 1996)

Flesh and the Devil (Film; 1926)

Galaxy Quest (Film; 1999)

The Godfather Part III (Film; 1990)

Go for Croak (Tijuana Toads Cartoon; 1969)

Good Morning, Vietnam (Film; 1987)

Grumpy Old Men (Film; 1993)

Hamlet (Film; 1996)

The Hateful Eight (Film; 2015)

Hidden Figures (Film; 2016)

How to Sleep (Disney Cartoon; 1953)

I’m in the Army Now (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1936)

Into the Woods (Film; 2014)

I.Q. (Film; 1994)

Ireland or Bust (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1932)

Jackie Brown (Film; 1997)

Journey to Ixtlan: The Lessons of Don Juan, by Carlos Castaneda (Spiritual Book; 1972)

The Kangaroo Kid (Color Rhapsody Cartoon; 1938)

Kate & Leopold (Film; 2001)

Les Misérables (Film; 2012)

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Film; 2004)

Little Women (Film; 2019)

Magnum Force (Film; 1973)

Me Musical Nephews (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1942)

Mike Fink Keel Boats (Disneyland Ride; 1955)

Mud-Munching Moose or Bullwinkle Bites the Dust (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S4, Ep. 189; 1962)

1917 (Film; 2019)

Old Yeller (Film; 1957)

One Hour in Wonderland (Disney Television Special; 1950)

On the Basis of Sex (Film; 2018)

Patch Adams (Film; 1998)

Pelle the Conquerer (Film; 1987)

Peter Pan (Film; 2003)

Peter’s Friends (Film; 1992)

Pink Pajamas (Pink Panther Cartoon; 1964)

Pippi Longstocking (Film; 1973)

The Postman (Film; 1997)

Riff Raffville, Parts 3 & 4 (Underdog Cartoon, S2, Eps. 47 & 48; 1965)

Samoa (Disney Cartoon; 1956)

Selma (Film; 2014)

Silver Linings Playbook (Film; 2012)

Skunked Again, featuring Farmer Al Falfa (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1936)

Somewhere in the Pacific (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1942)

Soul (Animated Pixar Film; 2020)

Spies in Disguise (Animated Film; 2019)

Stars & Stripes Forever, by John Philip Sousa (March; 1896)

The Sting (Film; 1973)

The Sword in the Stone (US Disney Animated Film; 1963)

The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge, by Carlos Castaneda (Memoir; 1968)

To Kill a Mockingbird (Film; 1962)

Truckdrivers in the Sky or Follow the Fleet (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 84; 1960)

Turn the Terrible (Animated TV Show;Jonny Quest #15; 1964)

Verse An Worse or Crime Without Rhyme (Rocky & Bullwinkle Cartoon, S2, Ep. 83; 1960)

We're Going on a Bear Hunt, by Michael Rosen and Helen Oxenbury (Children’s Books; 1989)

The Wolf of Wall Street (Film; 2013)

Wonder Woman 1984 (Film; 2020)

Today’s Name Days

Anastasia, Eugenia, Josefina, Natalis, Therese (Austria)

Hristina, Hristo (Bulgaria)

Anastazija, Božica, Božidar, Eugenija, Nikodem, Tea (Croatia)

Svátek, Vánocní (Czech Republic)

Natalie, Neida, Taale, Taali (Estonia)

Emmanuel, Manuel, Noël (France)

Anastasia, Christfest (Weihnachten; Germany)

Baltasar, Bethlehem, Christina, Christos, Chrysa, Chrystalla, Emmanouela, Emmanuel, Gaspar, Hrisavgi, Hrisoula, Hrysa, Melhior (Greece)

Eugénia (Hungary)

Christel, Natale (Italy)

Krists, Larisa, Stella (Latvia)

Eugenija, Genė, Gražvydas, Sanrimė (Lithuania)

Anastazja, Eugenia, Piotr, Spirydion (Poland)

Anastasia, Belén, Eugenia, Natividad (Spain)

Anastasia, Noel, Noelle, Hollie, Holly, Jesus, Stacey, Stacie, Stacy (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 360 of 2024; 6 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 3 of Week 52 of 2024

Celtic Tree Calendar: Ruis (Elder) [Day 4 of 28]

Chinese: Month 11 (Bing-Zi), Day 25 (Gui-Hai)

Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]

Hebrew: 24 Kislev 5785

Islamic: 23 Jumada II 1446

J Cal: 30 Black; Lastday [30 of 30]

Julian: 12 December 2024

Moon: 24%: Waning Crescent

Positivist: 24 Bichat (13th Month) [Bernard de Jussieu / Linnæus]

Runic Half Month: Eihwaz or Eoh (Yew Tree) [Day 4 of 15]

Season: Winter (Day 5 of 90)

Week: 4th Full Week of December

Zodiac: Capricorn (Day 4 of 30)

[head-post]

Nordic countries unite to fight Sweden’s gang violence epidemic

Nordic countries will step up police co-operation and set up a centre in Stockholm to prevent Sweden’s serious gang problem from spreading to Norway, Finland and Denmark, Reuters reports.

Swedish gangs have long been among the most violent in Europe, but this year 10 Swedes – more than half of them minors – were charged in Denmark with attempted murder or weapons possession, prompting alarm and sharp criticism in Denmark.

Swedish Justice Minister Gunnar Strommer told Reuters on Wednesday that Sweden and Denmark would send police officers to each other’s countries in response. He also said:

“An important reason for this is to be able to share information between our countries in real time. Both to be able to identify at an earlier stage which children and young people are at risk of being drawn into these criminal networks, and to prevent it.”

A Nordic centre will be set up in Stockholm, with police officers from Finland, Norway and Denmark. Norwegian and Finnish police officers are already working there, and the Danes will join them in a few weeks.

Swedish gang members are hired by Danish gangs to carry out brutal attacks on rivals. Danish Justice Minister Peter Hummelgaard said there have been 25 such cases since April alone.

He called them “child soldiers” and said Sweden had a “sick” culture of violence that Denmark did not want to see.

Read more HERE

[entropicfeline-moved]

the nordics spend the day at the beach, what chaos will ensue?

[iamdangerace]

Children of Finland Fighting in Norway, Through The Sewer from Australia Stops (2023).

"This record was made on Gadigal Land. The Gadigal Clan of the Eora Nation are the true owners of that land, and we pay our respect to their Elders past, present, and emerging. Sovereignty was never ceded."

C.O.F.F.I.N at the Logan Square Auditorium, Chicago - May 14, 2022.

[gamer-logic]

Since my state, Georgia, is having the annual Peaches to Beaches event which is two days of statewide yard sales, I thought it would be interesting to show how America, the states, and any other countries wanting to participate both 1p and 2p would be during this event. So here you go!

Georgia is happily selling fresh produce like boiled peanuts and Vidalia onions and peach-based deserts. Her homemade peach cobbler and ice cream are to die for!

Antonio (Spain) also sells many fresh tomatoes, olives, and other vegetables. He doesn't understand why no one wants his Olive Juice though.

Hawaii and Alaska make a killing selling lemonade at their stand with a free complimentary handmade flower crown with every purchase. While using their sheer cuteness to attract everyone including one of those sweet biker gangs. It's really surreal to see a huge gang of buff, tattooed, tough-looking guys in leather wearing flower crowns and drinking lemonade. Allen's also there to supervise and ward of creep. Also, to provide people more 'incentive' to buy their lemonade.

Texas breaks out the Texas BBQ and is in a Barbecuing turf war with Jett (Australia). They draw huge crowds for the five-alarm chili as well and hold a competition who can eat the most without burning out their tongues and/or passing out.

Florida sells some of the weirdest stuff you'll ever see. "Want a full-scale model of a gator made entirely out of bottle caps? Only ten bucks! Want a portrait of Florida Man painted with orange juice? 15 bucks!"

Nevada also tries to sell weird and sketchy stuff to scam everyone. "This piece is the genuine article folks! One napkin gently used by Elvis Presley himself! Just 500 bucks! Also, gets into a haggling war with Lars (Netherlands). Somewhere Alfred's dad instincts go off and he reminds himself to ground Nevada.

California, Oregon, and Washington collaborate and California sells anything vegan or made with avocadoes and the autographs of Hollywood stars, Oregon sells his old tye-dyed shirts and records, they also made him sell his old groovy hippy bus from the sixties he'd never got rid of no one knew they had. Oregon can be a bit of a hoarder, so they had to tie him to a chair and gag him because he wouldn't surrender the bus without a fight. Washington also tries to sell and drink cups of coffee, but in the hot Southern heat, this doesn't end well.

Louisiana sells anything Cajun-style from frog legs to fresh gumbo, to beignets. Also has a full collection of Mardi Gras masks and shrunken voodoo heads on sale for two bucks a pop.

Gilbert (Prussia) gets tricked by Nevada and gets a ton of stupid things he doesn't need. Ludwig (Germany) tries unsuccessfully to keep him on a metaphorical leash.

Ludwig always checks the quality of things he sees and buys dog toys and supplies for Blackie, Berlitz, and Astor. Later, he actually buys a kiddie leash for Gilbert.

All the while Lutz (2p! Germany) is asleep in a lawn chair with his hat on his face after drinking like six cold beers from this really good booth. All the while, Klaus (2p! Prussia) finds an antique Teutonic Knights flag from a vendor whose family was from Germany.

Vash (Switzerland) buys antique guns from Alabama and Roderich (Austria) also checks out some of Tennessee's guitars. He's horrified upon seeing Alabama's banjo and washboard.

Mathew (Canada) and Emma (Belgium) combine their powers and tag team to sell the best pancakes and waffles on earth with genuine Canadian maple syrup.

New York sells tons of baseball memorabilia and collectibles. Allen, trying to save his bad-boy image, tries to be discreet when buying some while taking Hawaii and Alaska around to get something with their lemonade money. James also gets some hockey memorabilia with Michigan and Minnesota who also got snow cones.

Alaska and Hawaii see a giant deluxe dollhouse but are almost in tears when they don't have enough money. But they end up getting it for free because no one can resist their weaponized puppy dog eyes. Also, no one can resist a growling Allen. Using the leftover money, they buy cute little rainbow umbrella hats for everyone and have Allen wear one who begrudgingly accepts it.

James, walking by with an armful hockey gear and flannel shirts, bursts out laughing when he sees this. In revenge, Allen forces him to wear one too and help him carry the dollhouse, much to Hawaii and Alaska's delight! "I said go my way puck head!" "No, it's my way, you vegan loving hoser!" A passing Francis (France)' is in stylish horror when they also make him and a nonchalant Luis (2p! France), holding a case of vintage wines, wear them too. Hawaii and Alaska go around giving umbrella hats to everyone including a sleeping Lutz they pass by.

Loving (Romano) practically has to supervise Feliciano (Italy) and keep him from buying anything too stupid on impulse or get scammed. They still end up with stacks upon stacks of cookbooks, kitchen wear, and a Mona Lisa made entirely out of Macaroni. They also get umbrella hats.

Flavio (2p! Romano) browses through clothing racks to get ideas for his vintage line. Also checks out the handmade fabrics like quilts. "Such craftsmanship! This pattern is so unique and chic! I simply must have it! What's your price Bella?" The nice old woman selling the quilt just smiles, "Oh just about five dollars young man." "Perfect!" Flavio hands the quilts off to Andreas (2p! Spain) who's practically buried underneath the fabric. Luciano (2p! Italy) facepalms while holding a new knife set in its case. "Oooh! Look at those adorable hats I just have to have one." Cue three more umbrella hats and a humiliated Luciano. "Just kill me now..."

Katyusha (Ukraine), Elizaveta (Hungary), Lillie (Liechtenstein), Natalya, (Belarus), Katya( 2p! Ukraine) and Anastasia (2p! Belarus), and Michelle (Seychelles) explore with armfuls of clothes, new ribbons, and a gun case for Switzerland (Lillie), cast iron frying pans (Elizaveta, watch out Prussia!), farm tools (Katyusha), Jewelry and unmentionables (Katya), dresses (Anastasia), an assortment of switchblades (Natalya), and one of those singing fish on a plague (Michelle). It's definitely an interesting group.

Kiku (Japan) and Kuro (2p! Japan) find a nerd booth selling comics, manga, and Japanese weapons like katanas. Kuro test swings a blade and tries to slice the table so hard it breaks the blade, "Hmmm, not sharp enough for me, got anything else?" He throws it on the pile of broken blades he's already tested. Kiku stockpiles on limited-edition manga and he and the vendor end up getting into a huge, heated by Kiku standards, debate on who's waifu is best. Further down, Alfred reads every Marvel/DC comic while keeping an ear out on every state's location. He checks on Texas via his glasses and notices he's beating Australia in the chili contest. "That's my boy!"

Wisconsin wearing a cheese head sells anything cheese-based. He's got cheddar, goat cheese, string cheese, cheese spray, gorgonzola, grilled cheese, cheese curds, Mac n' Cheese, cheese sculptures of all world monuments, you name it he's got it! He also starts a war with Iowa's corn dishes and Idaho's potato dishes. They eventually end up flinging cheese, potatoes, and corn after they start dissing each other's foods. "Take this cheese brain!" "Nice aim, I-da-ho!" "I told you not to call me that!" "I'm gonna go children of the corn on y'all's behinds!" Poor Nebraska is stuck in the middle.

Alfred (America) hears the commotion and using his parent radar, immediately knows who it is and reminds himself to ground Iowa, Wisconsin, and Idaho later along with Nevada who, though still grounded for sure, makes him feel a little proud of since he managed to out haggle Netherlands.

New Mexico and Arizona also sell Native American handicrafts along with things like dreamcatchers and giant inflatable aliens. While Delaware, being the boring stick in the mud that he is, walks by with a framed and complete U.S. quarter collection from a vendor.

Kansas sells out of every sunflower she had courtesy of Ivan (Russia). Ivan and her the team up to buy out every sunflower seed from here to kingdom come. Viktor (2p! Russia) buys all the vodka he can find and a new shovel while Xiao (2p! China) tries giving people tattoos for 10 bucks a pop.

He tries to convince Yao (China) to get a hello kitty one to match the giant plushie he's holding, with the encouragement of Leon (Hong Kong) and Yong Soo (South Korea) who all collectively agree he needs to quit being such a grandpa. They also like calling him an antique-like the items on sale. " Aiyah! I'm not that old, aru!" "Yeah, you are Sensei." "Don't deny it! Da Ze!" Respect your elders!" "Tattoos originated in Korea da ze!" He totally is that old.

Oliver (2p! England) holds a bake sale and has people lined up for blocks to get some. Arthur (England), after having his scones shut down after it poisoned some unlucky squirrels, fries selling authentic magical items like unicorn hair or pixie dust. Everyone thinks he's a little crazy but he did sell a good bit of old magic books he needed to get out of his house, after making sure no one could actually use them of course.

The Nordics also went perusing for antique and handmade furniture when Mathias (Denmark) spots two full sets of Viking costumes and tries to get Lukas (Norway) to try them on with him. Lukas wasn't amused.

Berwald (Sweden) and Tino (Finland) also find a great handmade table to get after inspecting the workmanship and a full Lego set for Peter (Sealand), now if only Mathias would stop squealing like a little kid at the full piece lego death star. Emil (Iceland) keeps thinking he's the mature one until he spots a mini top hat and cane for Mr. Puffin.

In the end, everyone ends up wearing umbrella hats courtesy of Hawaii and Alaska, loving all the strange things they bought or counting the profits they made. Alfred (America) is proud of his kids and visits everyone one of their stands. He ends up looking pretty funny with an umbrella hat (HW, AK), a washboard, (AL),a picture of Florida Man, (FL), a balloon alien (NM, AZ), a tye dye shirt (CA, WA, OR), hockey stick shaped glasses (MN, MI), a giant stack of comics with a replica Thor hammer and Captain America shield on his back, all in a shopping cart (NV), and a giant turkey leg in his hand (Tx). Unsurprisingly, it was a tie between Oliver, Texas, and Australia for who earned the most with their food. Georgia just smiled as this was another great year for her state and people!

[paikothecateater]

Nordics when they crash out?

I'm doing the same format as the broken bones thing. Purely because it's too funny.

Denmark normally doesn't really crash out. He has half crash-outs where he'll get super pissed and rant really loudly for like three seconds before going 'okay, I need to just calm down for a second.' when it happens, it's usually because the others are fighting and refusing to be normal.

Sweden's reaction is to discreetly try to get Denmark to fully crash out. It never works because Denmark does not have the energy to deal with their bullshit.

Finland is always instantly like 'sorry!'

Norway finds it ridiculously funny.

Iceland rolls his eyes, super unbothered because he already told the others to stop, but do they ever listen to him? No.

There are two types of Sweden crash-outs. Regular and teaching Iceland how to drive. If he's just normally crashing out (usually because Denmark) he just glares and tries to hurt him verbally (unsuccessfully because stuttering) if it's teaching Iceland how to drive crash-out, there's yelling. "ICELAND! ARE YOU LOOKING AT THE ROAD?! ARE WE SEEING THE SAME THING?! MAYBE YOU NEED TO OPEN YOUR EYES?!"

Denmark always takes Sweden crashing out as a personal dare to make it worse.

Finland just passes away. Done. He's lived a good life. That's it, YKnow? All good things must come to an end. Here lies Finland, he saw Sweden actually mad.

Norway doesn't have to deal with it. He's the favourite.

Iceland will cry. As soon as they get home, there's almost like a salt line at the front door, and the demon that possesses Sweden into Gordon Ramseying Iceland has to retreat. Sweden will always apologise for yelling. He'll put his hands on Iceland's shoulders and say something to the effect of "listen, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you. You're still learning, and me yelling only made it worse. You did great."

Finland crashing out is by far the scariest. He will throw things at people. He will yell, and if you're unfortunate enough to be the target of said crash out, pull out a pen and paper because you don't have a will, and you're gonna need one really soon.

Denmark always tries to de-escalate, but if worse comes to worst, he'll probably have to actually step in and get Finland to calm down before he hurts someone.

Sweden is absolutely terrified of Finland crash-outs. He will run away as soon as he even feels like Finland might be close to crashing out.

Norway will also get mad and then you have two really scary guys at each other's throats, but at least it redirects Finland's anger.

Iceland finds it moderately funny if it's directed at someone else. If it's directed at him, he will hide behind Denmark.

If it's Norway crashing out, it's pretty bad. If you have children, you don't anymore. What you have are ticking timebombs who you will no longer be able to trust to go out in public because Norway is about to unlock the sailor vocabulary pro max premium.

Denmark's immediate response is to cover Iceland's ears because the sheer level of profanity coming out of Norway's mouth would kill him.

Sweden tries to get Norway to calm tf down because it is not that serious. He will only make it worse.

Finland covers his own ears and clutches his figurative pearls because Norway is just on another level of crass when he's crashing out.

Iceland is willing to slap him across the face, so he'll calm down, but he's too busy having his nonexistent innocence protected by Denmark.

Iceland is the only one who crashes out normally. Random yelling, probably some crying in there and word vomit that no one can understand.

Denmark's response is to essentially go 'oh, my child isn't happy... I'll just carry him until he calms down. And whoever said teenagers are just big toddlers was right because Iceland will calm down like that.

Sweden lets him get it out of his system. Partially because he doesn't know what to do and partially because he's scared of Iceland. Iceland is probably the only one that doesn't just get angry. He doesn't even get mad at all. He just gets really frustrated.

Finland is also like 'awe... Poor baby is upset' and will force him into a hug.

Norway just kinda stares at him and when he's done, he'll just give him a look like 'you done?' then give him a hug.

[hetalia-has-a-secretary]

Howdy! I saw this every time but it’s important you know that I love your work!

May I request The Nordics plus Austria and Prussia when their kid shows them the A+ they got on an essay they had to write about their favorite person and the person they wrote about was their country papa 😿

No rush and I hope your day and tomorrow are filled with joy! (I hope I’m not bothering you with how often I request 😅)

Thank you for the compliment! I'm happy to make others happy as well! And don't worry about sending multiple Requests! I love it!

Also this Request is really cute, and I really enjoy turning everyone into a soft Dad (lol).

The Nordics, Prussia and Austria: Their kid gets an A+ on a special report!

Nordics:

Sweden:

He was trying so hard not to just blurt out how proud he was, but the happy whimper he let out let his kid know he, was in fact, proud.

Then he read the report.

His kid had written about him, and how he's their favorite person.

A silent tear than fell and he immediately embraced his kid.

Sometimes the best appreciation is the silent kind!

Finland:

He was off his rockers happy for the A+! High fives all around.

Oh but then he read the report! It was about him, and how he was the kids favorite person! Really!?

He was over the moon, and had to fight back tears, immediately twirling his child around, happily listening to their giggles.

Iceland:

Mr.Puffin best him to congratulations on the A+. Now Mr.Puffin has a ribbon muzzle.

He gave his kid a shy pat on the head and a good job, trying his best to sound sincere. Hoping his point was getting across.

When he asks about what he wrote about, and their response was their favorite person, he asked who. "You "

He immediately clutched his chest, cheeks flaring red. His child was being too wholesome and he had to sit down.

He took them out for ice cream, and he's lucky his kid is his. His whole behavior would have worried most children.

Norway:

He was silent, face extremely focused when he was reading. He was proud, but was now trying to decipher his feelings over being his kids favorite person.

Seeing the happy beam in his eyes made him smile, and pat their head.

"Let's go out to eat today..."

The report card is proudly hanging on the fridge.

Denmark:

He's vibrating at inhuman frequencies with happiness.

The smirk gets even wider when they tell him the report is about him.

He's going around bragging about it to all the other Nordics, because of course!

He went and made a copy for himself. Very happy father moment.

Others:

Prussia:

An A+? Means Awesome!

But seriously, man had tears in the Corner of his eyes seeing how proud his child was.

He doesn't care what his kids grades are, so long they try their hardest, but something about that big ol smile on his kids face made him feel all giddy.

Then he gets to read it, and is through the roof.

Immediately calls Germany to tell him. The kid is getting praise from both his dad, and his uncle.

It was a very happy moment for everyone involved.

Austria:

Is on of those "as to be expected by my kid" kind of guys. But is inwardly celebrating.

When he sees the joyous and proud look on his kids face start to fade, he immediately asks them to read it

He didn't want them to think he wasn't proud, he just sometimes sucks at parenting.

Becomes speechless over the report, and the topic.

Is slightly confused as to why they'd want to write about him. No one's ever thought of him that highly unless it was Hungary.

If his kid keeps quiet they can catch the few sniffles he makes while reading it.

Maybe he doesn't suck as a parent that badly...

[my2phetaliaheadcanons]

2p Denmark

Name:  Markell Køhler

Age: 25 human, 1521 nation

Height: 5’10

Weight: 182 lbs.

Appearance: Between Markell and his 1p, they both have amazingly soft, spikey blond hair. Though Markell’s has a more golden shine to it. Markell has drooping blue-violet eyes that make him look relaxed from a distance, but when you look into his eyes you know that he is very alert.

Markell has a very sharp and toned body. He is built in similar broadness to his 1p and both of them can pull heavyweights like an ox with a wagon.

Markell wears nice suits, though he doesn’t carry the jacket around. Markell doesn’t enjoy jackets, he likes the feeling of the cold and usually goes without one. He tends to wear his suits nicely, but if he needs to do dirty work, he will roll up his sleeves. Denmark’s clothing tends to be monotone in color. Blacks or whites for pants and shirts, with the main splash of color coming from his tie. Like his flag, his tie is usually red. Markell likes to wear gloves and keep his hands protected in case of a fight. They are leather gloves that are black as night and his current pair have been around since World War 2.

Personality: Markell isn’t very expressive. He tends to stay monotone and stoic ninety percent of the time. At times it annoys his brothers, but he could care less. He believes the fewer emotions he shows the less control he is handing over. There are times when he enjoys the frustration that his brothers express when he doesn’t react to their taunts.

He is mature. Markell gets annoyed at childish antics, especially in moments when they aren’t welcomed. Markell puts work first and doesn’t care much for distractions or childish people. Markell will excuse young children, but once they reach the age of ten, he has expectations. If they are not reached Markell will either say some kind of slight against them or give them a quick but firm hit to the head as a warning.

Markell is very much someone that thrives on alone time. If he had it his way, Markell would be left alone. That way he could work and plan to his heart’s content, though he makes do with the moments he has. To Markell, they are too short and too far between.

Dead: He should be from the number of cigarettes he smokes.

Weapon: Schouboe Pistol and brass knuckles

Family:  Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland

ETC: This man has been smoking since he was physically about eighteen. Since that day, he has continued to smoke. There have been moments where bosses or other nations have tried to convince him to quit, but no one has succeeded.

Markell is not a drinker. Denmark does not like how alcohol warps judgment. It is so easy for someone to convince another to get drunk enough to reveal many truths, and for Markell, that is a no-go. He would definitely use that to gain information, but with the risks that come from drinking, he would never.

Denmark is very quick to let arguments die. If it isn’t something he actually cares for, then he could care less. There are many times his own brothers are at his throat for an argument, but the next day where they may still be upset about it, Markell will have dropped the subject. If someone else wants to hold on to a subject and be petty, let them. It is less energy that he has to use to get someone to leave him alone, most of the time.

[pizzaintheuk]

About two month ago started a new Sims 4 account which has a Hetalia character as townies. I don’t have all the packs for Sims 4 but I do use a lot of Mods to do this. Most of the house building I found online.

Each household has background and drama which was fun the think about. I have written over 10 pages of notes for this town so enjoy.   

Luper Family

Boris Luper (Bulgaria) - CHILD, VAMPIRE Traits – Cheerful/ Aspiration – Whiz Kid  

Vladimir Luper (Romania) - ADULT, VAMPIRE Traits – Good, Cheerful, Family- Oriented/ Aspiration – Good Vampire

Mai - (Cat) Traits – Affectionate, Clever, Friendly

Vladimir (Vlad) adopted Boris because of his vampire powers

They took Mia in as most people think black cats are unlucky

Vald doesn’t need the money but has a part time job at a coffee shop

Vlad and Arthur have afternoon tea once a month

Vlad wants Boris to be creative so he started playing the violin

Positive atmosphere in the house

Vlad will cook for Boris as he can still eat human food however not very good

Vlad is a good vampire

Vlad hobby is annoying Elizabeta  

Boris talks to Mia when Vlad goes out

Oxenstierna Family  

Berwald Oxenstierna (Sweden) - YOUNG ADULT Traits – Family – Oriented, Bookworm, Perfectionist/ Aspiration – Successful Lineage

Simon Oxenstierna (Denmark) - YOUNG ADULT Traits – Bro, Goofball, Self- Assured/ Aspiration – Fabuluosly Wealthy

Tino Oxenstierna (Finland) - YOUNG ADULT Traits – Good, Goofball, Cheerful/ Aspiration – Soulmate

Lukas Bondevik (Norway) - YOUNG ADULT/MAGIC Traits – Family- Oriented, Love Outdoors, Bookworm/ Aspiration – Purveyor of Polions

Emil Bondevik (Iceland) - TEEN Traits – Gloomy, Loner/ Aspiration - Angling Ace

Charlotte (Dog) Traits – Jumpy, Smart, Independent

Berwald and Tino are married, Simon is in a relationship with Lukas and Emil is Lukas brother.

Berwald and Simon are brothers but 90% they can’t agree to anything which leave them fighting over stupid things. For example TV remote, who cleaning up and food shopping

Simon is a Manager of a top end company, to bad he to lazy to move out.  

Everyone love Charlotte that the dog get the best treats and love.

Emil keep to himself and hide in the bedroom. No one know he seeing someone 😛

Lukas is over protective with Emil

Tino is a stay at home mum so he does most of the cleaning which Lukas help out using magic

Berwald my find it difficult expressing himself with words but he good at writing it down. His works as a writer.

Simon my be a pain but always help out with bills  

Tino take any holiday seriously!

Wang Family  

Yao Wang (China) - ADULT Traits – Materialistic, Family- Oriented, Foodie/ Aspiration – Master Chef

Kiku Wang (Japan) - TEEN Traits – Genious, Geek/ Aspiration – Computer Whiz

Li Xiao Wang (Hong Kong) - TEEN Traits – Creative, Gloomy/ Aspiration – Musical Genius  

Im Yong Wang (South Korea) - CHILD Traits – Goofball/ Aspiration – Artistic Prodigy

Lin Yi Wang (Taiwan) Traits – Cheerful/ Aspiration – Rambunctious

Pochi (Dog) Traits – Loyal, Smart, Adventurous  

Yao work as a Chef  

Lin Yi wanted a dog for a very long time so Yao after work went and bought a dog so she can shut up.  

Yao favourite is Kiku because of his talent this make Li Xi jealous.  

Yao too old to deal with drama.

Every meal everyone must come to the table and sit together as a family

Lin Yi and Im Yong are trouble maker when bored.

Kiku goes to see Alfred for game night

Lin Yi love flowers  

Li Xiao goes to Emil for emotional support

Yao helps other household with meals

Belischmidt Family  

Gilbert Belischmidt (Prussia) - ADULT Traits – Family –Oriented, Self- Assured, Dog Lover/ Aspiration – Friend of the Animals

Ludwig Belischmidt (German) - TEEN Traits – Active, Bookworm/ Aspiration –Academic

Aster (Dog) Traits – Smart, Couch Potato, Friendly

Blockie (Dog) Traits – Adventurous, Active, Independent

Berlitz (Dog) Traits – Sleuth, Couch Potato, Friendly  

Gilbert work as a manual laborer great at his job and the people love him

Francis or Antonio will walk into the house at random times

All dogs are well behaviour and won't hurt anybody

Ludwig can be shy when near to Feliciano

Every Sunday they have a father and son time which include playing football or watch TV

Gilbert is trying to give up drinking because one time he got so drunk Ludwig had to help him get home.

Gilbert and Elizabeta are rivals with who can do the most push ups  

Ludwig very close to his dad will ask about anything

Gilbert want more dogs in the future

Ludwig need to relax than worry what other people will think about him 

Edelstein Family  

Roderick Edelstein (Austria) - ADULT Traits – Snob, Lazy, Music Lover/ Aspiration – Musical Genius  

Elizabeta Edelstein (Hungary) - ADULT Traits – Active, Good, Cat Lover/ Aspiration – Bodybuilder

Feliciano Edelstein (North Italy) - TEEN Traits – Creative, Art Lover/ Aspiration – Painter Extraordinaire  

Buffi (Cat) Traits – Affectionate, Friendly, Lazy

Roderick work as a professional pianist

Elizabeta is a stay at home mum but gets bored so she goes to the gym or babysit other children round the area

Felliciano has a twin brother (Lovino) but got kick out over a disagreement with the father

Elizabeta still upset about Lovino but Roderick won't speak to him

Elizabeta and Feliciano cook together  

Buffi is the best hot water bottle  

Roderick will drop dead if he has to clean  

Feliciano spend 65% of the time napping

You can tell what mood Roderick by the way he plays on the piano

There is always music playing in the house

Carriedo Family  

Antonio Carriedo (Spain) – ADULT Traits – Childish, Music Lover, Clumsy /Aspiration - Freelance Botanist

Lovino Edelstein (South Italy)- TEEN Traits – Hot-Headed, Loner/ Aspiration – Master Chef

Antonio is a part-time gardener

Lovino ran away because of an argument with his dad. He doesn’t talk about it but grateful Antonio support him.

Antonio is an old friend of the Edelstein family that why Lovino know him

Antonio is very patient with Lovino

Lovino really miss spending time with his brother

Lovino gets jealous when Antonio goes out with Gilbert or Francis  

Lovino like his own space but does get lonely

Antonio just wants everyone to be happy and will do anything to help them

Tomato solve everything  

Lovino is angry with everything including himself

Branginsky Family  

Katyusha Branginsky (Ukraine) – YOUNG ADULT Traits – Clumsy, Family- Oriented, Neat/ Aspiration – Successful Lincage

Natalia Branginsky (Belarus) - CHILD/MAGIC Traits – Mean/ Aspiration – Whiz Kid

Ivan Branginsky (Russia) - TEEN Traits – Borderline Personality Disorder, Shy/ Aspiration – Big Happy Family

Katyusha work at a coffee shop, she tries to be the older sister but is ashamed about how little money they have

Very poor but they get by

Natalia has a ghost friend that she talk to at night

Ivan want friends doesn’t know how to do it without freaking people or say something weird

Natalia is slowly making friends

Katyusha gets worried when Ivan doesn’t want to leave his bedroom

Ivan will knit anything  

Yao will come by with food

Something always breaks in the house

Natalia is scary when she angry

(Will Upload image soon!!!!!)

Zwingli Family  

Basch Zwingli (Switzerland) - ADULT Traits – Family- Oriented, Loner, Perfectionst/ Aspiration – Successful Lineage

Eva Zwingli (Liechtenstein) - CHILD Traits – Good/ Aspiration – Artistic Prodigy  

Basch is Eva father  

Basch is the chief of the town

Basch double check people background (doesn’t trust no one)

Eva doesn’t have a bad bone in her body  

Elizabeta babysits Eva when Basch is busy working

Basch and Roderick are old friends  

If anyone upset Eva expect Basch to threaten them with his gun

Eva love drawing pictures of Basch looking happy  

Eva is really good friends with Natatia  

Basch never talks about his job

Kirkland Family  

Arthur Kirkland (England) - ADULT/MAGIC Traits – Hot-Headed, Bookworm, Snob/ Aspiration – Spellcraft + Sorcery

Alfred Kirkland (America) - TEEN Traits – Active, Goofball/ Aspiration – Leader of the Pack

Arthur work as a teacher  

Arthur is Alfred father  

Arthur is divorced to Francis. One night at a pub he saw Francis flirting with someone else. They spilt everything which including Alfred and Matthew.

Arthur not happy with Alfred tattoo even though he got a big tattoo on his arm when he was young

Alfred wants to be everyone friends and try to fix everyone problems which can make the issue a lot worst

Alfred doesn’t like Ivan because Ivan knows how insecure Alfred is with himself (doesn’t like rejection)

Arthur can’t cook but his magic can fix that

At times when they have a heated argument Arthur wish he had Matthew instead of Alfred

Alfred will make a cup of tea for Arthur before telling bad news (example bad report in school)

Alfred spend most of his time gaming or going out 

Bonnefoy Family  

Francis Bonnefoy (France) - ADULT Traits – Art Lover, Foodie, Romantic/ Aspiration – Soulmate

Matthew Bonnefoy (Canada) - TEEN Traits – Shy, Cheerful/ Aspiration – Bestselling Author  

Francis works as a celebrity chef  

Very close with Matthew will cook together

Alfred comes in after a big argument with his dad. Francis will reason that Arthur doesn’t mean what he says and love him no matter what

People who are not Francis, Alfred or Arthur will forget about Matthew  

Matthew start getting knitting gifts but doesn’t know who it’s from

Francis is back on the dating game but still thinks about Arthur and wants to give it another go

Matthew is never stress  

Arthur calls Matthew once a week to check up on him  

Francis regrets that night and tries to hide his emotion in front of Matthew and friends

Francis love his food however looking good is more important  

I also made clubs for everyone because I am THAT bored 😊

Freedom  - Party till they drop/ Having a great time/ Good vibes/ Away from family drama and life  

Gym  - To keep fit/ Started out with Simon and Berwald/ No drama or Basch will get involve/ Gilbert behave in the gym and it help him stop drinking  

Lets Party - Old friends meeting together/ All trying to get a date but end up getting drunk and gossiping all night/ Antonio end up paying for everyone drinks  

Playtime - Yao set up a play date so it keeps Im Yong and Lin Yin in line. That was a mistake/ Everyone friendly/ They love watching Pokemon/ If someone upset they help one another

      'Ohana' means 'family. ' 'Family' means 'no one gets left behind”

I hope people like this stupid project now I’m heading to the kitchen to drink my problems away 😛