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Childe: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Zhongli: I sleep with a knife. Ningguang: Both of you are pathetic. Childe: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Ningguang: Beidou.
#genshin impact#childe#zhongli#ningguang#beidou#incorrect quotes#funny#childe likes his weapons#zhongchi#chili#beiguang
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"HA HA HA HA HA! I'M LITERATELY AIMING MY FINGERS!!!"
"This kid is going places..."
#tes#morrowind#nerevarine#tes oc#oc: sundros#oc: viceeraud#ft the ppl in Arrille's Tradehouse#tesblr#my none primary skills are so weak i can't switch weapon type and expect to deliver a good attack#low skills low agility low luck low fatigue lead to low hit rate#can't believe i swing my huge weapon at a big guy and i miss like twenty times#how can i miss him he's right there!!! i'm definitely standing in his personal bubble!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#so anyway if i can't beat the system. why not join them#sunny shows up in taverns with a big sword and boasting like some overconfident child#these big strong warriors are very kind to amuse her. only to find out she ain't bluffing and they're losing money#and then everything changed when her level up her skill#long blade increased to 6 -> aaaaaaaargh!!!!
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More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover
#one piece#spy x family crossover#revolutionary sabo#portgas d ace#monkey d luffy#still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk#but that might be a bit on the nose#sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight#ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless#plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess#because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass#the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate)#the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable#mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day!#some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier#when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts#paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe#not the best idea.
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Me 2 years ago: i love the bonds the demigods share with each other & some with Radagon/Godfrey/Rennala, but it’s kinda sad no one seems to be particularly insane about Marika :(
Fromsoft pre-heating Messmer in the oven: hey-
this image has changed the trajectory of my life
like, it might not be apparent before but i've never been normal about Marika for one bit... so a demigod with a whole ass giant statue of her cradling a baby in his boss room (also, that's the most LOVING depiction of Marika so far in the entire game) + the first one to outright calling her Mother ?? M A N
also all the “unwanted child” thing is pure fan speculation so far. no one in canon is saying he's unwanted. yes he carries all the symbols that are against the Erdtree but have you considered ...... they are trophies ....... of all the forces he had slayed to protect his Mother ...... how about that .........
EDIT to add that the throne he’s sitting on in the poster is actually also in the boss room, it’s just tiny af against the gigantic Marika statue behind it.
What’s his deal that is so insane … just a lil guy chilling in front of a colossal statue of his mom cradling baby him
#the weapon that the fire giants were impaled with bear resemblances to his spear... *stare*#not them microwaving Marika's “mom's best boi” for 2 years#like at first i still wasn't sure if his mom is really Marika#but that twitter user doing god's work and just expose da statue in his boss room aksfkajf#also in Japanese interview Miyazaki outright said he's “Marika's child” like hell IM NOT NORMAL#er brainrot
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xgaster the kind of dad to make sure the tangled movie doesn’t exist in his universe just in case his kids see it and realize something might be up with his choice in parenting style
#(im rewatching tangled)#utmv#xgaster#cw child abuse mention#reminder that xgaster beats his kids guys#like he deadass threatens to stab papyrus when he’s like 7 years old#and he damn well would have if muffet’s mom didnt distract him like that weapon was RIGHT at papyrus’ face#you can’t be doing that xgaster he still needs to use a step stool to brush his teeth#that’s mean of you xgaster#every time someone refuses to acknowledge how xgaster is a child abuser and 100% is implied to beat his kids and canonically neglected them#an angel DIES
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bunnymoon looks like teen isa its over
#kh#kingdom hearts#Isa#saix#saïx#kh isa#kh saix#kh saïx#i feel like im losing my mind why have i not heard this mentioned before.#‘The rocket ship represents how high reaching he i—‘ it looks like his child self.#This weapon that bases its appearance of the users personality has imagery related to his child self. Why is no one saying this#Image id in alt#Edit because a lot of people were interpreting this as ‘tell me your idea for what the moon means’ when i meant it as ‘guys check this out’
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RealAgeAU Drabble - Trial
I am back! With another drabble :D @spotaus are you ready friend :3
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Dust holds unto Nightmare as Error and Dream discuss how to easiest get to the realm of the gods. Something about needing a large enough portal but worrying about the traces that will leave.
Dust isn’t paying it much attention. Why would he when he is holding his baby?
Dust nuzzles Nightmare as Nightmare hums happily to lean into his hold. Very comfortable.
Cross hums “I am honestly shocked Ink didn’t have anything to say about the whole… us holding him and stuff. Normally people who we tell get hung up on that.”
Killer snorts “I don’t think we matter that much to him.” he nods to Ink and Dust follows his sights. Blue and Ink are talking and Ink seems to just be staring at Blue. Now that he thinks about it Ink hadn’t seemed willing to look away from Blue at all and- oh.
Dust tilts his skull “Since when does Ink have a crush on Blue?” he couldn’t remember ever noticing this behaviour in battle “Wait since when can Ink develop feelings without a soul.” Did he gain a soul somehow?
Horror shrugs “Not our problem.”
Killer nods “True! Just means he is willing to help because Blue wants it. Which works for us.”
Nightmare hums as he watches “Good for Blue. He has been interested in Ink for a long time now.”
Dust blinks and looks at Nightmare “You are six. How the hell do you know that for sure?”
Nightmare looks up and tilts his adorable little skull “I used to be an empath? Blue is not subtle with his feelings that he feels. Honestly how dream missed it for so long is what really confuses me.”
Dust hums as he watches the interaction. Yeah now he thinks about it it does make sense with how they acted before.
Cross pulls a face “Damn… Blue needs better taste in man.”
Killer laughs “For real.”
Dust shrugs “He is probably moronsexual.” Which just causes killer to laugh even more and lean against him.
Horror nods and speaks deadpan “A terrible loss. As no one can pick who they find attractive.” Killer gasps between his laughing as Dust just lets the other lean on him.
Nightmare leans a bit closer and pats Killer’s shoulder.
Killer keeps snickering but nuzzles Nightmare “I am okay… I am okay.” more chuckles sneak out.
At least they gods finally decide how they would get to the right realm.
One teleport later and they are in the realm of the gods.
And Dust must admit. It is fucking unreal to see the people you killed in another life as gods. Some very weird DeJa’Vu right there.
Those gods are staring at him. Mostly at Nightmare.
Dust pulls him closer and nuzzles the skull. Let them stare. He will fight all of them before ever letting Nightmare go.
Cross is shadowing him very closely and Killer walks by his side. Both pretty much having the ‘go not even fucking try’ vibe going on around them.
Dream keeps looking anxiously over his shoulder to check on Nightmare too. Blue pulls him along by his arm as Ink remains right by Blue’s side as well. Reaper is leading them through the area towards a large castle.
Dust frowns “What is it with gods and castles?”
Killer snorts “Think he is compensation for something?”
Dust snorts as Cross shoots Killer a glare “Not in front of Nightmare Kill!”
Horror chuckles “He has heard worse when he was an adult.”
Cross sputters “Doesn’t mean we have to continue making comments like it with him near!” he huffs.
Killer laughs.
Dust smiles along with their joking but can’t help but stay focussed on the looks thrown their way. Specifically at Nightmare. Dust rubs Nightmare’s back and spine and Nightmare just leans into his hold. Trusting him with everything that makes Nightmare him.
And Dust will not let anyone harm him ever again.
The rest of the walk is mostly silent but they get to this giant golden hall.
Reaper does most of the talking and Dust isn’t paying nearly enough attention. No the thing he pays attention to is his Nightmare holds unto him tighter. How Nightmare’s soul beat tries to speed up but Dust manages to coax it back to calming down again.
Dust pays attention again as the god version of Asgore speaks “I see.” he leans back “Very small domains compared to what you both did before. Strange choice.”
Dream looks mostly relaxed as he answers “Well it was a lot of pressure! We both want to take it easy and relax for a while. A long while.” And he smiles.
Asgore nods as he taps his chin. Dust can’t help but note he has the same tells as the Asgore he knew. The same behaviour and way of speech. Dust can tell Asgore is thinking about something else than what they are talking about. Asgore is looking thoughtful as he shoots Nightmare looks.
Dust remembers the story of the children and holds Nightmare closer.
Asgore smiles “Interesting that you made four acolytes! Quite the accomplishment.”
Nightmare shoots him a glance before pushing closer to Dust. Dust makes sure his arms are tightly locked around him. His body feels ready. His magic is ready. Dust isn’t even sure for what but Cross explained long ago that their powers work with their instincts.
If his instincts are telling him to be ready he will be ready.
Asgore nods “It can be rather disbalancing.” He looks proud of his word play “To suddenly find yourself weaker and without powers. Making acolytes as a good way to make defences but there are better options.” He smiles and waves a hand out “Your fellow gods!”
Killer snorts and crosses his arms “Nah. Dream already offered this idea but we got this.”
Dust just keeps watching Asgore.
Asgore frowns “You think you four mortals can raise a god? You are mistaken. The best for him would be to reunite with his fellow gods and remain here. Where others cannot easily reach.”
Killer growls but Dream is faster “No! He is happy and safe where he is! He doesn’t need protection from this realm.” He smiles nervously “this is just to make sure everyone knows his new role and position on it.” he smiles brightly. “With that done. It is best we leave again I think. We don’t want to overstay.”
Asgore frowns “It wasn’t arequest or question. He will remain here to relearn his powers the safe way. The way it is intended.”
Reaper frowns “asgore. He isn’t from this realm. You don’t get to decide this over him. This is beyond this universe-”
Asgore glares “I have decided.”
Dust glares and speaks calmly “If you try to steal him from me. I will kill you.”
Silence.
Every god in this hall is quiet.
Asgore laughs loudly “Oh such hubris. You give a mortal just a small powerboost and he thinks he can fight gods.”
Ink and Dream give each other nervous looks. They should know after all. That Dust was able to fight them long before he got this powerboost.
Dust just keeps staring at Asgore “I will kill you.” He turns to Cross “Cross?”
Cross knows and is by his side right away and he carefully hands Nightmare over to Cross. Nightmare takes atight hold on Cross but looks nervously back to Dust.
Dust looks at Cross “No one can get him.”
Cross grins and disappears from view.
Dust watches closely as Asgore sits up fully and looks around shocked. As Dust had thought. Cross’s invisibility isn’t as much just invisible but becoming fully unnoticeable from an outside force. Even the gods can’t locate him easily.
Asgore waves out a hand “find hi-”
Dust doesn’t wait and summons a blaster. Aimed at the king of gods.
Once again silence in the hall.
Dust glares “Don’t. Finish. That. Sentence.” He cracks his neck “You want him? either of them?” any of his family? “You will have to go through me first.”
Asgore just looks at the blaster curiously. Still looking bored before focussing on Dust himself. He smirks “Oh I see. You are his first picked acolyte. No wonder you feel as if you stand a chance. You amuse me mortal. Stand down and maybe you will still be allowed to visit your god.”
Dust makes the blaster load magic “Goodbye.” And he shoots.
Asgore sighs and dodges, clearly more out of amusement than actual worry. And the blast misses. That is okay. Dust hadn’t wanted to hit him right away, this is a warning shot.
The blast obliterates the crown and wall behind him. It keeps going and Dust can now see the sky through the other end of the tunnel of destroyed walls.
Asgore looks back before staring at Dust “You should not have been able to destroy that.”
Dust hums and readies another attack.
Something attacks him from the side but Horror is faster and blocks it with his axe before forcing the other god away with a quick move of his arm.
Horror huffs unimpressed as he is clearly ready.
Killer grins widely as he pulls out his knife “You are aware that we were the ones assisting Nightmare way back right? With almost daily fights against Dream, Blue and Ink? You know. Two being gods themselves? Back before we got our powers?” Killer grins widely and leans on Dust’s shoulders. “You really want to challenge our claim over our babybones?”
Asgore readies a bolt of lightning but an arrow hits his hand. Asgore glares over and Dream has another arrow aimed. Dream glares and doesn’t bother to say a word.
Asgore stops and sighs as he rubs his face “This is idiotic. Do you really want a multiple god fight?”
Dust huffs “Then we don’t do that. You vs me.” The implication of the end of the fight is implied. Not that Dust ever plans on honouring it. He fully trusts that if he is about to lose Killer will use his silver tongue to help cheat Dust to victory and Cross and Nightmare will escape with Error’s help.
Dust just needs to distract him.
Asgore frowns “And if you lose?”
Dust shrugs “You prove you would be better at protecting him.” Not that it would matter much.
Asgore laughs and looks amused “and if you win?”
Dust raises a brow “I prove that you are weaker and we are perfectly able to protect Nightmare.”
Not that the end conclusion will be different. The only honourable one amongst them is Cross and Cross is ready to cheat to protect those he cares about.
Asgore laughs and gets ready “Very well. Everyone. Step back.”
Dream shoots him a nervous look “Dust.”
Dust looks at Dream and winks with the eye not in view of Asgore. He glances at Error and dream seems to figure out the actual plan. He still looks unsure but nods and steps back “show him what for.”
Ink grins and cheers “Kick ass! I would be pissed if you can defeat me but not that guy!” he leans towards Blue “Hey Blue? Who was the big goat again and why is he important.”
Blue snorts and laughs as the other gods look insulted.
Dust grins. They should take Ink to places more often, the guy is a riot to have around. Dust walks forwards as the others back up to the side of the hall. Asgore looks smug as he readies his weapon.
Dust takes a deep breathe and lets it out. The electricity in his body and along his mana lines. It is still a lot but it will feel amazing to actually go all out in battle instead of the careful discharges he has done until now.
Asgore attacks with his trident and a bolt of lightning shoots out at him. Dust holds up a hand and lets the lightning strike him headon.
A moment passes. Then the charge turns from the bright cyan to a purple of his own magic as Dust takes the electricity offered to him and makes it his own.
Asgore looks shocked as Dust lets the tiny sparks of lightning go between his phalanges. Dust looks up and hums “spicy.” Then he puts his hand on his blaster. The blaster crackles with magic and electricity as Dust grins “My turn.”
The blaster shoots out the blast, now containing some of Asgore’s own magic and powers.
Asgore dodges again but the damage is much worse than his first blast did. Dust doesn’t bother to turn as he just turns his neck and skull to keep staring at Asgore “You were saying about us being too weak to take on gods?” his blaster loads another attack “I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your bullshit.”
Asgore glares but seems to take him more seriously. Good. Dust hates it when others underestimate him.
Asgore throws more lightning and Dust just catches a few more bolts before taking the energy from those. Asgore frowns as he readies his own trident and blocks the blast send his way, even with blocking it still takes a chunk of his HP right out.
Asgore rushes him and Dust starts dodging the attacks. His body moves as he charges electricity to make sure to zap Asgore.
Dust smirks “Fascinating. Isn’t it? Aren’t you supposed to be like. The god of the sky or something? Shouldn’t you be able to handle electricity? Or.” He grabs his shoulders and channels the lightning right into Asgore. Electrocuting him “Or doesn’t lightning fall in your domain after all? just the sky that holds it? aren’t you mad about it? that a lowly mortal can so easily defeat you?” he makes sure to purr his sentence out. Rub extra salt into the wound.
He lets go of the giant and steps back to watch Asgore fall to his knees before him. His HP dangerously low. Dust readies a blaster and aims it at the so called king of gods “Done already?”
Asgore pants and glares at him but mumbles “fine… you win.”
Dust grins more “They can’t hear you…”
Asgore glares more but speaks louder with anger in his voice “Fine. You win. We. We won’t step in.”
Dust watches him before grinning “Much better.” he dispels his blaster and turns away. He hadn’t even needed to summon more than one blaster. Honestly why they called this guy the king of gods is beyond him. Nightmare could have defeated him back when he was still goop.
He joins his mates sides and Killer shoots him a look as he leans close “You look so hot when you fight. I barely could stop myself from throwing myself before you.” he has a grin on his face.
Dust raises a brow “Maybe at home.” For now he looks around and Cross appears. Cross has his own slight blush on his face as he hands Nightmare back before invading Dust’s personal space with a happy hum. Cross nuzzles Dust’s skull and neck with a happy hum.
He whispers “Killer is right… you are so hot when putting people in their place.”
Dust is starting to see a very fun evening ahead of him. A glance at Horror confirms he is three for three and Dust is even more impatient to get home.
Nightmare just looks at him with a grin “Knew you would defeat him easily.”
Error and Reaper talk a bit with Asgore and Dust can see Blue lean closer to Dream in shock “That is acolyte power?”
Dream shrugs “Apparently? I never met an acolyte before. I don’t know their rules.”
Ink meanwhile has wandered over to the destroyed walls as he picks up pieces to look at them. He grins back at Dream and Blue and rushes over before blabbering about how he could use this material and texture for stuff and if he can take it along. Blue shrugs while Dream laughs and tells him to ask the other gods. Ink cheerfully skips over to another god, who backs up from the skeleton, and asks them about the properties and if he can take a piece.
Huh.
Seems like Dust made quite the name for them. Especially with the only other skeletons they know to be gods of dead.
Dust probably made skeletons seem like terrifying creatures at this point. Which honestly? Probably for the best.
They end up leaving soon after. They are offered a meal but they politely decline. Mostly because they promised Life that they would join her for dinner after this trip.
They are walking back towards the spot to make the first one of a series of teleports as Dust hums “that could have gone better.”
Killer laughs “What? Could have finished it in one move or something?”
Dust nudges him “Not that. This was supposed to be a visit to get good standing with them and reintroduce Nightmare. I don’t think that all went well.” He just… the idea of these stupid gods who never helped Nightmare and never supported him taking him away from them? Dust got pissed.
Reaper shrugs “euh. It is fine. You proved that you won’t get scared away by anything and that you got the power to back you up.”
Dream looks worried “It is really fine? They won’t be a problem with Fate or Balance?”
Reaper nods “I am very sure it is safe. They will all prefer to seem like they supported you from the start over admitting you defeated them.”
Error nods “Those gods are obsessed with seeming perfect. They will just say how they were worried you would not be able to handle it and that they tested you. That they went easy to get an idea for your power. That you proved yourself worthy to defend Nightmare.”
Killer frowns “And Fate and Balance will be chill with it?”
Ink shrugs “Not exactly? But they will act that they are and not interfere… They like to appear put together and seem like they know everything. If they admit they didn’t see this coming they will have to admit they are not all knowing and they don’t like that.”
Reaper points at Ink “What he said. They know they won’t be able to just force Nightmare to change domains now without making a mess of a lot of things. And with you guys being more powerful than they probably expected they will be more nervous about stepping in. Even getting hurt or any of you getting one good hit will be a bad look on either of them because they are supposed to be untouchable.” Reaper grins “And you four already proved you aren’t afraid to go on the attack and you won’t be intimidated.”
Cross looks nervous “They already know?”
Dream shakes his skull “Not yet. But this information will spread. And eventually reach them. By then everyone will know about Nightmare’s new role and about what happened. They will be too late to force a change.”
Killer grins “So we are good right? it is over? We will be left alone now?” he looks hopeful.
Reaper shrugs “probably? We can only wait and see.”
Dream nods “I think it is looking good so far! They let me alone as soon as it became obvious everyone knew. I am very hopeful for this.”
Dust hopes it really is that easy.
They get to Life’s domain and are welcomed to the table which is covered with all kinds of delicious food. Dust relaxes in the safe area and helps Nightmare select some things to eat.
The meeting with reasonable well. Now there is just one meeting left to do and get over with. At least that should not get as aggressive. The council is never known to throw punches before talking after all.
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#utmv#realageau#nightmare sans#deaged nightmare#dust sans#killer sans#cross sans#horror sans#reaper sans#dream sans#ink sans#blue sans#error sans#reapertale asgore#The gang is so big!#I think i got everyone lmao#More importantly.#Why would anyone expect dust not to be able to thrown down with gods?#This guy figured out there is some time traveling anomoly controlling the human vessel (the player) and is like.#Bet. I can 1v1 that.#and proceeds to get the power needed (by ambush because he couldn't win 1v1 first) and actually manages#he manages to BREAK the players will.#sure it sucks he got stuck in a dead au all alone. but also. doesn't change the fact he did it.#and then later after joining the gang (fanon) he fights either ink god of creation#or dream. god of balance (positive emotions)#and he manages.#and only AFTER ALL OF THAT#he got another powerboost.#Dude is a one man army/super weapon.#but he prefer to take naps and help his child with his homework.
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I mean, fuck,,,
The 7th ward falls, The Lawbearer and the Emissary commune, he communicates everything and she realizes that he is not her servant but her son whose end is written,,,
The last thing he says to her is "I'm scared"
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr downfall#cr downfall spoilers#i mean kudos to mr dalal for managing to create such an intense tragedy in the shadow of everything going down#the emmisarys moments are the ones i keep coming back to#cuz they prick my heart like thorns#a child crafted into a weapon trailing loyaly content behind the gods#with a purpose that will be his end#apples is the best fucking character
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din djarin, age 10: clone wars refugee child
boba fett, age 11: in federal prison for destroying an entire venator while trying to kill mace windu
#star wars#din djarin#boba fett#redbean talks#meanwhile jango; age 14: the actual mand'alor#very funny to realize that din and boba are almost the same age#when you look at the difference in what they were doing for most of the clone wars#din at age ten was a small frightened child hiding from super battle droids behind a space dumpster(?)#boba at age ten was jangos copilot/getaway driver for jedi-hunting missions (and also an equally small child)#then three years later was a full blown crime boss and involved in human trafficking#i really want to see more of the mundane conversations about raising grogu#like among the mandos there's#din (children of the watch hardcore mando): i must teach my small son to shoot#boba (literally-lifelong bounty hunter raised in child soldier central): do you want recommendations for good starting blasters#bo katan: i asked the armorer to make a custom set of knives too btw#the armorer (already made armor for small son): dont you think he needs a flametrhower for his birthday#and then the Associates#they've got ig11 (trigger happy assassin droid); fennec (experienced bounty hunter who fought cad bane at age early-20s?)#krrsantan (crazy gladiator probably-madclaw); koska (tackled boba as an introduction); axe (stabbed paz over a game of chess)#and then. there is Luke.#imagine everyone pondering over how to modify a disruptor rifle to fit very small arms#(because boba's absolutely going to spoil his small green nephew)#and luke just in the background like 'maybe we should. not? give the preschooler a deadly weapon? this is not safe?'#din: eh he's smart he'll be fine#luke; fearing for his life: it's not him im worried about-
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Zhongli: Are you mad? Childe: No. Zhongli: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
#genshin impact#incorrect quotes funny#humor#zhongli#childe#tartaglia#zhongchi#chili#genshin impact incorrect quotes#silly#childe likes his weapons#zhongli really shouldn't be so concerned
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okay.
so it's either a very fancy very nerdy little anvil paperweight
OR
little tyelpe had a teeny tiny forge-like dollhouse made for him by feanor, who painstakingly designed every tiny detail and made all toy equipment himself because tyelpe, too young to be in forge, insisted that he absolutely needs to be a smith like his father and grandfather and needs to begin learning now.
and who was feanor to refuse his only grandson who wanted to learn his craft when he only started to walk without bumping into everything? feanor would be elated and would spend hours playing with tyelpe in his little forge. it was before the silmarils when feanor had all the time in the world for his beloved grandson.
the anvil was one of many parts of that dollhouse, one of few that made it to beleriand and the only one that made it through to the second age with celebrimbor.
he could never make himself part with it.
#yeah#nothing better than taking a look at an item appearing for like 1 second and making a heartwrenching headcanon#i love stabbing myself with angst#i headcanon that celebrimbor was very young when they left valinor#not a toddler but maybe an equivalent of 7-8 year old#old enough to understand some things but young enough to be absolutely traumatized#based on that one absolutely amazing fanart of curufin and little tyelpe where he apparently had a nightmare#and curufin says 'no one is coming to take you' and tyelpe responds with 'but they took uncle nelyo'#i saw it some 3-4 years ago and i kid you not it randomly appears in my brain just to haunt me#so he is still a child and was allowed to take some of his toys and obviously his little forge had to come with him#not all of it only some parts because there were more important things to pack#and feanor promised him they would make the missing equipment together once they settled down and were relatively safe#and then he died#and then over the years some of the toys were lost and some were broken#and then celebrimbor was no longer a child and when they had to run he packed food and clothes and weapons not his toys#but this little anvil he would snuck into his pack anyway#and against all odds the anvil made it through the first age unscathed#if there was one thing reminding him of better times it was this#somebody fucking sedate me#brainrot has taken control over my every thought literally#celebrimbor#tyelpe#telperinquar#curufin#feanor#rings of power#beleriand#valinor#first age#silmarillion
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I think a massive facet of Tim's secret identity should be that everyone in Gotham knows that if Tim had Bat Skills, he would simply be a benevolent supervillain instead. A feral little gremlin who would take out the kneecaps of every boomer trying to embezzle charity funds. Like, this is the bitch that's constantly ready to fight God in a Denny's parking lot. He would be out there committing murder every time someone tried to rezone Gotham's voting districts again; he'd just show up in their dark living room with anime eyeshine like, "oh? And you thought you could get away with this? 🔪"
#tim drake#red robin#batman#dc comics#batfam#original#his public persona is so unhinged#so is his hero-to-hero and hero-to-villain vigilante persona#the only facet of tim drake that appears largely sane is his civillian-facing red robin persona#and that's bc he's holding onto his self restraint with both hands#so anyway he's so feral on social media#especially to other rich bitches and corporations who think they can get away with disenfranchising people#tell me he doesn't have regular twitter beef with lex luthor#what gothamite could look at this bitch and be like#'yeah if he knew 28 kinds of martial arts and weapons fighting i think he'd use it Normally and Responsibly'#everyone knows tim drake would have half his own board's heads on spikes on the lawn of wayne enterprises#if only he wasn't a pale noodle-armed child who definitely couldn't get away with murder bc he'd film it on instagram live /s
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okay so my fave hc for Tim is that most of his teeth are fake. I mean that kid grew up in a home by himself and you’re telling me that all his teeth are healthy? Have you ever tried to get a kid to brush their teeth? Especially if they don’t do it regularly? Absolutely impossible
#especially after being a vigilante and probably getting the occasional tooth knocked out?#at this point all his teeth are fake#I also like to hc that he’s somehow put some kind of dart or poison or something in his fake teeth#So even if he’s captured he is never without a weapon#Cuz what villain thinks to check teeth for potential weapons???#Crazy behavior#tim drake#red robin#chaotic tim drake#child tim drake#chaotic child tim drake#dc
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I will laugh so hard if it turns out that John is making a sincere effort at being a decent parent and it's such an awful outcome for Gideon that I feel like it's plausible. He's giving off such man who thinks of himself as a good guy confronted with oops baby vibes.
#like he did get babytrapped and in fact attempted baby murdered and he knows he shouldn't make it Gideon's problem so he's trying not to#but she is a walking reminder of his dead besties' murder attempt#just. the way he says no reason to be an asshole to the mother of your child#the way he's like oh no you don't have to swear loyalty to me that's an inappropriate amount of pressure to put on our relationship#very funny under the murderstances#but also these are the words of a dude who felt tremendous contempt for men who whine about child support#and yet!! he's a tremendously vindictive and self centred person. what's a guy to do#he got babytrapped and it wasn't even because they wanted him around! it's because they wanted him gone!#and his kid is the murder weapon!#how is this fair?#very fun intersection of him knowing what the correct answer most in line with his values is#with the bit where he's just wildly unqualified to do that#you've got a#sims playing alcohol abusing vengeful god in the midst of a depressive episode#taking a deep breath and attempting a child centric approach#he's not going to be good at it!#he is also not going to immediately murder her to fuck over his enemies tho so he's still winning#for now!
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An opinion.
I think that Lysandre should’ve been more offputting and creepy in the anime. I know there’s this whole meme about how game Lysandre rants about his plans to commit genocide in excruciating detail while everyone just stands there and lets it happen, but anime Lysandre just sat there and fucked around until the rushed as hell Kalos crisis arc. Aside from his association with Team Flare and maybe Sycamore not liking him, you might not have realized he was completely evil and not just misguided if his game and manga counterparts weren’t evil. His plans should’ve been foreshadowed more. Maybe he’s shown manipulating Alain in a really obvious way. Maybe he acts weird around Ash specifically and doesn’t blink when he’s looking at the kid. Maybe one character other than Sycamore (preferably a focal one) points out that he’s kinda scary and they don’t really like him or trust him.
Anyways, leave your thoughts down below.
#I also think that Ash should’ve had more to do during the Kalos crisis.#My boy got kidnapped to be used as a weapon of mass destruction and then he just shrugs it off and follows Alain around like a duckling#Not only did Lysandre not need him AT ALL outside of being a cool new toy but he doesn’t even get to contribute in a meaningful way#Give Lysandre a real reason to need him for the evil plan and justify his presence. Also maybe hurt him some more.#All I’m saying is that it would be cool and fucked up if Lysandre said he was going to weaponize a child and then he actually did that#pokeani#pokémon#pokemon anime#pokemon#ash ketchum#lysandre#pokemon xyz#team flare#alain pokemon#Kalos crisis
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I don't debate who would've won when Terry was about to throw hands with Robby at the S4 AVT, because the image of The Terry Silver consistently feeling threatened enough by this three apples tall ball of childhood neglect and anger issues, to treat him the same as his main adult enemies (squaring up, making a point of laughing him off like "look how not threatened I am by you") is too hilarious to be a practical question.
In the story of Terry Silver, his biggest adversaries are a middle-aged New Jersey-Italian twunk, a barely functioning alcoholic, his own repressed homosexuality, a man who would rather go on a revenge quest on another continent for his old twink fling than confess his feelings for a woman, and a Literal Teenage Boy
#terry around 99% of the ck kids: these children are beneath me. they are my weapons to use and I can manipulate them with ease.#terry whenever Actual Child Robby is in the vicinity: I need to kill and humilate this kid. because he doesn't threaten me obviously.#terry look inside your heart and realise you're an idiot if your biggest adversaries are three barely functioning adults#a kid who has a ninth grade level of formal education and your big evil gay feelings for kreese#but genuinely it is so interesting to me that robby is someone that unsettles silver so much#that he responds in the same way he does to the adult threats to him and his plans#like beating a bitch up or making a whole song and dance of laughing them off#are things he's done to daniel (main obsession) johnny & chozen (physical threats and ties to kreese) and robby.#like it's so fun to discuss what it was about robby that tripped silver's internal alarms#enough to categorise robby as someone who is not just a problem but a threat to be dealt with#cobra kai#ck#robby keene#terry silver
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