#chewing and spitting

[thinmanolia]

Ok, so this morning I tried to feed my cat and as I squattet down to pet him while offering him his usual favourite, something in my lower back cracked and a shooting pain soared through me like lightening.

I felt like Aang from the Last Airbender who got hit against that bolder that punctured his back, making him see all his prior incarnations and finally connecting back to his Avatar state.

I saw the face of god. And then I came back to earth, doubled over in unbearable pain, unable to get up or even move.

So I got a severe case of Lumbago. Great. To deal with my frustration, I will chew and spit an entire loaf of bread and a whole can of pringles.

[bunnybip]

is chewing and spitting worth it?

[dinosaurwithablog]

Jazz Chisholm Jr. gets a bad call. That ball was a ball, not a strike. He complains about it, and what does Aaron Boone do? Nothing. Nothing at all. He stands up and then just chews and spits. That's all he ever does except for making bad decisions. It was very apparent that the ball was out of the strike zone. Buy a clue, Boone. Listen to your players. Back them up. Please 🙏🏼

Let's go Yankees!!!!!

Does that look like a strike to you? I didn't think so. Alas and alack. Whaddaya gonna do? I might have to take up drinking 🤣🤣🤣

[shotmrmiller]

re: rugby team ghoap

it'd been a one-off, seize-the-moment kind of thing. casual hookups aren't really for you, plus you distinctly remember your ex prating on about how the team would only be here for the weekend hence the absolute burning need to go, and you've got work monday.

goodbye, great knowing them. you'd traipsed out of the hotel room with your sneakers in hand, soap's used jersey in the other- a memento of sorts, a trophy. mild serial killer behavior but you reckon since you just became another pearl in their long string of conquests, the least you could do is take something with you that won't be gone with a warm epsom salt bath and a couple of days rest.

("would ye believe yer the prettiest we've ever brought back with us?" right. you know where you stand on that scale, and people like you don't typically pull men like them. another cringe-worthy comment like that and you'd mistake their interest with pity.)

you'd put both jerseys in the wash later that day, and the rattling of your washing machine marked the end of your exciting weekend.

or so you'd thought. from your side of things, you'd wiped your hands clean of their sweat, spit and come and went home, once again falling back into semi-familiarity, expecting to go to work feeling completely relaxed and loose, in more ways than one, while ignoring the photos taken of you and the "star players" at the stadium on social media.

(no one caught your face, what bloody luck.)

when you see them again, it's by pure chance. you'd been ordering a sandwich at a deli down the street, hand already reaching for your wallet when an arm curls around your shoulders, dark, coarse hair of a forearm brushing against your cheek.

cedarwood and citrus. it clings to your senses— a sharp, tangy reminder of that time you'd only look back on when the familiar pang of want pooled searing hot between your legs. small world, you suppose.

"didnae leave a note. stole my jersey. 'm surprised ye didnae leave us money on the table, bonnie." warmth flared beneath your cheeks but you didn't cow to his crude joke.

"i suppose i could've left a tip. what do you want?"

the playful lines around his eyes smoothed as his lips straightened into a firm line, his eyes frostbitten. you ignore the way his touch makes you feel trapped, tethered, a cage made of velvet.

"took my shirt and then didn't show up to a single game after tha'. jus' gettin' wha' i'm owed. unless he's yer favorite."

how can he be your favorite when you know nothing about the sport they play and have no interest in knowing?

"too bad. we come as a package. get yer food, we've a place nearby."

(simon had been nowhere near as good-natured as johnny had about you leaving without a word. made you spit out apologies with swollen lips, only accepted the ones that came with a fluttering of your raw pussy around the splitting thickness of him while soap condescendingly cooed in your ear about lessons having to be learned the hard way.)

[darkartsanna]

Hurricane Helene Relief Funds to those affected in the Southern Regions *will edit as I find more, please reblog as usual and check back for updates (Liking doesn't circulate it and isn't helpful)* *9/30 Has been edited! (Also, I think whenever I edit this it doesn't update the versions already reblogged?) ORGANIZATIONS American Red Cross FEMA Disaster Assistance Improvement Program Warmline Directory (Mental health resource) AKC Pet Reunite Food Not Bombs Operation BBQ Relief Partnership for Inclusive Disaster Strategies & Roll Mobility Operation Air Drop GEORGIA State and Local Level Referrals - (60 Organizations Listed) Emergency Shelter Locations Animal League

NORTH CAROLINA Brother Wolf Animal Rescue Asheville Survival Program Homeward Bound State and Local Level Referrals Beloved Asheville Rural Community funds CLT Mutual Aid Fundraiser for a NC resident to deliver food to affected areas Mutual Aid Disaster Relief Animal Disaster Relief Coalition Mutual Aid Disaster Groups

Special Note: There are 2 Wifi Stations now open for public use. The locations are: SPOT 1: DoubleTree Hilton Downtown 199 Haywood SSID: SORTOR STARLINK Pass: ncstrong SPOT 2: Asheville Shelter Ferguson Building 340 Victoria Rd SSID: HALL STARLINK Pass: ncstrong SOUTH CAROLINA State and Local Level Referrals (44 Organizations Listed) FLORIDA Volunteer Florida Disaster Fund FootPrint Project State and Local Level Referrals - (52 Organizations Listed)

TENNESSEE HellBender Harm Reduction

More supplies to consider donating in hurricane impacted areas:

Bottled water, potentially water filters

Personal hygiene items: wipes, tampons/pads/other menstrual products, hand sanitizer, mosquito spray, laundry detergent, toilet paper, diapers, and especially any products safe for sensitive skin

Medications like ibuprofen/tylenol, yeast infection medicine, cold & cough medicine, any diabetic meds that can be safely shared, etc

Individually wrapped low to no prep food items, baby formula, and Gatorade

Pet Food

Sunscreen

Heavy duty bags, Duffel bags, backpacks, and trash bags, 5 gallon buckets, coolers

Fans, dehumidifiers, moisture sensors, generators, gas, gas canisters, solar charging items, portable battery banks, first aid kits

Chainsaws, crowbars, hammers, air filters, respirators, 2×4 planks, bleach, roofing nails, heavy duty gloves, and waders.

Books, Board Games or other non electric activities for children

Double check before donating items, especially if your local drive is accepting donations of particular products and can distribute the more specialized ones where they're needed.

[oldshittydog]

im obsessed with him

[undercovercannibal]

BABY REINDEER (2024) Episode 6

[halcyon-autumn]

Me, the moment I find out that Kipperlilly has anger issues: oh sorry I'm contractually obligated to cheer for any angry teenage girl that I see. I'm emotionally invested in this bitch now

[unlimitedbutchworks]

ive said dumb stuff about femboys before but it really is deeply facepalmworthy watching ppl pretend like they’re wholly disconnected and completely different from trans women with no overlap, it is just funny to me given my first exposure to femboys (and trans women as a possibility and not a cruel joke) as a concept was 4chan femboy inspo/goal posts, with the advice they’d give being split based on if you have hrt or not. I swear most tme ppl who like femboys like them because they’re trans women who know their place as still being a boy

[animentality]

I don't get the hype for I Saw The TV glow.

I get it.

it's a transgender allegory. that's nice. that's cool.

but I found it so incredibly boring.

why are transgender allegories always slow atmospheric mournful depressing coming of age thinkpieces?

why can't transgender allegories be like John Wick or some shit, at least every once and a while?

like this story isn't about a trans girl being sad and smoking weed and thinking about death on a filthy floor rug of a middle class Midwestern home in bumfuck, usa

this story is about a trans girl learning how to assassinate people with a crossbow

[acowardinmordor]

its a good thing Eddie died in the 80s before the world got good at making edibles that taste like candy. That boy has no air space between 'that was tasty' and 'have some more' Leave that guy near a container of gummies unattended, check an alert on your phone, and boom: that entire thing is empty and Eddie is oblivious that ate them at all. I need to see Steve whacking the package out of his hands to stop him before he can instinctively eat four of them. I need Steve to dispense them to his boyfriend one at a time and has to keep them in a hidden drawer, not because of addiction but because his wonderful beautiful idiot boyfriend is too adhd to be trusted around sugar-drugs.

Brought to you by my very adhd brain, and the very tasty gummy that I spat into my hand after realizing I'd literally just swallowed one.

[tarutaruga]

And the black smoke rises From the fires, we've been told

[dinosaurwithablog]

Gerrit Cole has been on the mound for almost 20 minutes straight. Do you think Boone could give him a mound visit and give him a break. No, of course not. Boone is just standing there doing nothing of worth. He's just chewing and spitting as always. 3 errors by the Yankees defense has given the Dodgers 5 runs and tied the score.

Aaron Judge misses an easy catch.

Anthony Volpe throws too hard, and Jazz Chisholm Jr. misses the ball.

Then Anthony Rizzo doesn't run to 1st base to make the out, he jogs, and Gerrit Cole mistakenly thought that Rizzo had it so he was nowhere to be found. Gerrit Cole threw 39 pitches in the 5th. Thankfully, Anthony Volpe made the play to end this torturous inning for the Yankees. Un fucking believable. 3 easy outs, but NOOOOOOO. Great job, Dodgers. Freddie Freeman and Teoscar Hernandez did some major damage. That's the most horrible inning for the Yankees that I've ever seen. Let's go Yankees!!!!! We can still do this.

[profanepurity]

Humanoid Bill Jump-Scare 👁️ I was inspired by one of the details on the medieval manuscript pages in the book. I just like using halos in my art idk

[frummpets]

GET PUFFY!!!!

outfit by @poorly-drawn-mdzs from this poll

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[wizard-laundry]

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