#chef!geralt

[whumpypepsigal]

#besties

[l4long-winded]

this is the first time i have ever done this, so i am incredibly excited to dive in head first. as of writing this post, i am also close to reaching 500 followers, so this feels like a great way to celebrate! will all of these be halloween themed? most likely not, but it's more so for the kink part of kinktober. these will vary in length according to muse, but i do intend for these to be blurbs. if you are interested, the prompt list we need to fill is below the read more line~ (this will also act as a masterlist for the blurbs)

R U L E S (CLOSED)

send in an ask with the day/kink available below and the character you would like the request for. (example - "day four with logan howlett")

i will be regularly updating this list, so if a spot is already filled, i will delete the message.

this is a first come, first serve list, so i apologize in advance if i can not fulfill your request this time around.

everyone is allowed to send as many requests as they like, but i am limiting each character to only five days. for example, if i have carmy for five days already on my list and someone sends in another request for that same character, it will be deleted. i understand every character on my list may not be used, but i also do not wish to become too redundant in the writing. i am searching for a bit of variety.

you are allowed to request a line of dialogue and a trope along with the day you are asking for, but it is also not required. i am totally fine with just the character name and the specific day.

requests for this will close once the list is complete. the blurbs will be posted starting october 1st. i plan to write these in advance and then queue them up so that one will be posted each day until october 31st.

the following characters are available for requests: carmen berzatto, lip gallagher, kerry von erich, sherlock holmes, geralt of rivia, logan howlett, remy lebeau, chef luca, matt murdock, bruce wayne, loki laufeyson, and clark kent.

day one - praise - lip gallagher

day two - dirty talk - kerry von erich

day three - cockwarming - remy lebeau

day four - choking - kerry von erich

day five - freeuse - remy lebeau

day six - somnophilia - lip gallagher

day seven - edging - lip gallagher

day eight - bondage - clark kent

day nine - spanking - logan howlett

day ten - facesitting - carmen berzatto

day eleven - daddy kink - remy lebeau

day twelve - size kink - remy lebeau

day thirteen - breeding - logan howlett

day fourteen - cumplay - carl gallagher

day fifteen - overstimulation - remy lebeau

day sixteen - thigh riding - kerry von erich

day seventeen - deepthroating - carmen berzatto

day eighteen - lingerie - kerry von erich

day nineteen - phone sex - matt murdock

day twenty - doggy - chef luca

day twenty-one - sex toys - bruce wayne

day twenty-two - sex pollen - logan howlett

day twenty-three - role play - chef luca

day twenty-four - marking - logan howlett

day twenty-five - body worship - kerry von erich

day twenty-six - voyeurism - carmen berzatto

day twenty-seven - dumbification - chef luca

day twenty-eight - corruption - lip gallagher

day twenty-nine - degradation - matt murdock

day thirty - public sex - carmen berzatto

day thirty-one - wildcard - chef luca

happy spooky season everyone! <3

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 110

Okay so we all know about how Regis told Dandelion in the books that his blood smelled nice, which was most likely about how none of his wounds were infected and whatnot, but what if it wasn't? What if Jaskier has a special type of blood, whether magically made, cursed, or perhaps just o- or some shit lmfao Either way, Vampires LOVE this shit. Their favorite delicacy when they choose to partake. This becomes a problem when Jaskier has a hurt foot and Geralt takes him to a medic. A vampire, whether the medic, the medic's assistant, or just someone lurking outside who caught a whiff of the blood, is like "Jackpot!" and tells all his little vampire friends, and now they're hosting a big feast just to drain this guy. But it's such a delicacy, the vampire decides maybe they should only drain him a little, so he can keep the human around, so the human can regain his blood, and they can drink from him AGAIN! Oh yes, marvelous! He throws the best parties! Jaskier wakes up with a horrible headache. He's dressed incredibly fancy, though he doesn't think these are his clothes- Speaking of which, he also doesn't think this is his room at the inn... Is he- Is he fucking chained to a dining table? "Let the buffet begin! I hope you're thirsty my friends!~" Fuck. He hopes Geralt gets here quick-

[iron-way]

My asexual ass: *feeling like an alien for not being able to understand and relate to thirst talking in everyday life*

Also my asexual ass: *recognizing Joey Batey not by his face or voice but by his slutty waist and behind first* Wait! Wait wait wait wait wait wait!

[ghostlylicious]

GERALT WATCH OUT THERE'S AN EVIL, POWERFUL MAGIC-USER GOING TO MANIPULATE YOUoh wait you're into that

(press for better quality)

[ilikebooksmoviesseriesandanime]

If Burn Butcher Burn is All Too Well

Then Extraordinary Things is Daylight

Joey Batey's voice and projection of emotions are ✨✨✨✨

And The Ride of the Witcher is the redemption of Burn Butcher Burn

[craybii]

No idea if this is for the show or just Cassie Clare being a goddess but Philippa + this hair in the show equals perfection.

[crushcandles]

favorite jaskier outfit

this is such a good question that turned out to be surprisingly easy to answer (I don't know anything formal about medievalish fashion, only that I like what I like).

my favourite jaskier outfit is from S1E4 "Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials":

I love how it flirts with ostentatiousness but doesn't grab attention with both hands like some of his other outfits. it's tight-ish, gold-ish, shiny-ish, lacy-ish. says oh, you should be looking at the queen in her blood-splattered gold armour but i'll be right here glimmering in the corner of your vision if you want me.

the front is lovely but the best part may be this:

this is no dragon scaling, fearsome and hard. this is an armadillo shell, meant for making yourself small and hiding your soft spots, and jaskier has so little of it on his spine and nowhere else.

ask me my favourites

[lorrainestea]

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞?

𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝𝐲, 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧-𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲

W𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐠𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲?

[fandomwarehouse]

The Witcher 3 is a comedy

[bestiarum]

i luv dandelion's little spying interlude in oxenfurt so much. but why does it have to be intercut with ten pages of the most boring political conversation in the world. i really dont give a hoot if king henselt wants to attack nilfgaard from across the yaruga or whateverrrrr theyre saying. bring back the funny man.

NO LITERALLY THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LMFAO i'm always like. yes i get it important plot stuff but WHERE is geralts stupid dandy of a sidekick. that whole thing with djikstra where they are both lying for 99% of the entire conversation and they both know it is just. chefs kiss sdhfjks also i need the whole scene after jaskier walks through the window tattooed on my back adljfhlsjk

[spielzeugkaiser]

I am back for a hot second with the baby! Let's be real, Geralt gets a lot of heat in this au, but I do think he was very clear about what he could and couldn't be for Jaskier when they started this thing. Listening to this song later, and realizing that Jaskier was already in love with him at this point ... uff. Also a song about sacrifices in this au, from Jaskier??? *chef's kiss* also let's not think about essi in this au let's not let's just ignore this

[outoftheseine]

mini misc. rec list!

you've been gone so long, baby • matt murdock x pregnant!reader

→ by @bellaxgiornata (angst, so much angst, hurt but no comfort, but happy ending)

as if you are still here • thomas shelby x reader

→ by @speckledemerald (very angsty, hurt no comfort, character death)

love drunk • miguel o'hara x spidergirl!reader

→ by @bruisedboys (grumpy x sunshine, so much fluff)

you're losing me • gregory house x reader

→ by @imaginesfordifferentfandoms (angst, house is a dick but what is new, age gap)

ethereal • jim halpert x reader

→ by @happyhalpert (this is series is literally chef's kiss but it hasn't been updated for a year)

treat me like a lady • steve harrington x fem!reader

→ by @hey-barnes-stole-a-jeep (enemies to lovers, angst, fluff)

one spoon for two • remus lupin x reader

→ by @dwindlinghaze (very shy!reader, veryy fluffy)

duty • geralt of rivia x reader

→ by @cinebration (princess!reader)

hook, line and sinker • harry styles x reader

→ by @adore-styles (dad!harry, angst)

a new campaign • infituated dad!eddie munson x mom!reader

→ by @luveline (fluff, comfort, tw: ppd)

main masterlist

[0dde11eth]

Cook geralt and server jaskier AU

Jaskier: They said the well done steak was delicious, and to pass their compliments to the chef

Geralt: Tell them to fuck off

Anyone who's worked in a kitchen knows that if you order a well done steak you're gonna piss of the entire kitchen staff

It's hilarious to watch

"New order, salad, the fish, and a steak: well done"

*collective groan and swearing*

[troiings]

For the character meme: Tissaia de Vries 🙌

How I feel about this character

*pats her on the head* this ancient and powerful sorceress can hold so much trauma

All the people I ship romantically with this character

Yennefer and Rita are so obvious but listen. listen. if i have a chance to throw those three into bed together.......... guaranteed i will take it. lmao. but also i have low-key shipped her with Vanielle for a long time. we don't see Tissaia touch many people, and it tends to be pretty intentional every time she does. she takes Yennefer by the wrist to remove her bandages. she touches Vanielle on the arm at the ball. she squeezes Fringilla's arm in comfort, also at the ball. she touches Yen's shoulder in Bottled Appetites, and her face at Sodden. that's it for s1. she has very particular reasons for touching someone in all but one of these scenarios, and Vanielle is the outlier. it's almost casual. those two were intimate is my point. that's my thesis, your honor.

i can also see the appeal of Tissaia/Regis because like. yeah, ancient gentleman vampire, you got it dude.

and of course, there was all that business with Philippa............ you can't tell me they haven't fucked, sir

My non-romantic OTP for this character

ummm i said i love her and Triss and that still stands. i'm not sure if it counts if it's already in the romantic section but she and Rita in cahoots together (or rather, Rita being Herself and Tissaia in the background just sighing wearily but loving that woman to death) is just. *chef's kiss* god i wish they had handed poor Rochelle a better script because show!Rita was awful and it was entirely the writers' fault (weary)

My unpopular opinion about this character

is it an unpopular opinion if people don't actively disagree with you, they just think something different? wait, i'm just realizing i'm not sure of the technicalities of an unpopular opinion even lmao. anyway i always headcanoned her somewhere on the aro spectrum. hell i could even see her as acespec, though that's not how i write her

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

nothing at all, because as we know she is living happily on Ard Skellige in a cottage with a dog and a horse, Yennefer, and occasionally Ciri and Geralt for company

[awitcheress]

So I've been watching way too many cooking shows on Facebook and Instagram lately..

Geraskier modern AU - non magical. Part 1.

Geralt is homeless and has been for most of his life. Jaskier is not. In fact, his family is filthy rich. But they don't approve of what he wants in life which is to be a Michelin star gourmet chef. He's been cooking his entire life because when he was a kid, his parents pretty much made sure he studied, but apart from that they didn't care much. (Very original premise, I know... Lol.)

But the one person who did care for him was the chef of the household. An elderly man who lost his son and wife, when the son was only a small child, so Jaskier and the chef find each other immediately and form a strong bond. Even as a very young boy, Jaskier shows much talent in cooking.

Then, when Jaskier turns eighteen, Chef dies. Jaskier is devastated by his loss and he equates everything good and loving with food. So, he wants to go to culinary school to continue learning to become as skilled at cooking as Chef.

When his parents refuse to allow him this (Surprise!), Jaskier runs away. Unfortunately, he has no way to survive and ends up homeless and alone. For long, miserable weeks, he starves and suffers cold weather, nowhere to feel safe, no one to trust.

Sometimes he even considers returning to Lettenhove...

One day, late at night, he is cornered by a big, muscular man, who beats him up and tries to rape him. It's too dark for Jaskier to see what the man looks like. There have been instances of rape/murders all over Novigrad. Jaskier is convinced he is going to die, when two other men appear and chase Jaskier's attackers away.

Jaskier is profoundly grateful to these two men who introduce themselves as Geralt and Eskel. Well, Eskel introduces them. Geralt only mumbles... (naturally)

Eskel tells Geralt to accompany Jaskier to the city watchmen. He does, but it's useless. Homeless people being raped and murdered? Just as well. It'll clean up the city streets is their attitude.

Geralt doesn't seem surprised. Regardless, Upon leaving, Jaskier chatters away with Geralt. He relies his life's story in two minutes flat 😂 as Geralt "hms" and grunts in his own inimitable way. Jaskier is not deterred. He's in love.

This gruff, tall and broad shouldered man is Jaskier's knight in...tattered old black clothing. His hair is long and the color of the palest cream, and he is absolutely breathtaking. Geralt has a voice that rumbles deep in his chest when he chooses to say something. His legs are long and powerful, his eyes like liquid honey... Geralt's arms are sinewy and strong. Oh dear, Jaskier has to stop himself from melting like ice cream left out in the sun...

Geralt helps introduce Jaskier to the people at the homeless shelter, and he's offered a bed there. Geralt leaves and, again, Jaskier is alone. The shelter is nothing like what he's used to from home, but it's eons better than the last few weeks on the street. He has a roof over his head, even if he has to share living space with others.

Thus, the loneliness is gone quite rapidly. Jaskier meets several people there, among them, Vesemir, who runs the soup kitchen. When he finds out that Jaskier likes to cook, Vesemir invites him to help.

Soon his life is changed into something so different, he feels his head spinning, and Jaskier's days are a million times better. He has access to showers, a bathroom, clean water, he's gets to eat at least once a day. And, cooking, something he loves to do so much, is actually helping others. The love is back in his life.

And then, of course, there's Geralt. Speaking to him, and listening to others, Jaskier learns that Geralt, despite his gruff nature, is a good man who patrols the streets with his brothers, Eskel and Lambert. They're trying to help keep the homeless safe, but there are so many of them...

Several young, homeless, slender and pretty men, like Jaskier, are raped and murdered. Jaskier's description of the man who attacked him is shaky at best... "Big and strong" fits even Geralt and his brothers. The only one who wasn't there is Lambert, who is a bit of a prick.

Geralt and Jaskier over time becomes friends if a sort but Geralt is not responding to Jaskier's attempts at flirting.

A year goes by, and one day, Geralt finds Jaskier in the kitchen with big news....