#cheeto dawson

[isas-bathbombs]

stuff that would kill RL miranda

(created by FCD club, will be updated maybe)

- mcdonalds sprite

- pop music (or any modern music)

- angie’s music

- metal music

- tiktok

- cancel culture

- gen z and gen alpha humor

- actually millennial humor would kill her too

- social media in general

- cocomelon (and elsagate)

- wattpad

- tumblr fandoms

- v and i’s dms

- genshin fandom

- vines (even the clean ones)

- the song me! by taylor swift

- fnaf lore

- hot cheetos

- seasoning

- kpop (and its fandom)

- aita reddit stories (or reddit in general)

- ipad kids (she doesnt let eva have one)

- furries (and the warrior cats fandom)

- danganronpa stans

- mask by dream

- bohemian rhapsody performance from glee

- nyan neko sugar girls

- that one shane dawson proposal pic

- twinks

- 212 by azalea banks

- rapsittie street kids

- spongebob behind closed doors lost media

- bibble from barbie fairytopia

- one trip to claire’s

- chuck e cheese animatronics

- weird mobile game ads

- one dance moms episode

- josh hutcherson whistle edit

[incorrectdevils]

Dawson Mercer: I am 39 Cheetos tall. Luke Hughes: Why... are you measuring your height in Cheetos? Dawson: Because we're out of Doritos.

[akaraboonline]

2023 MTV Movie & TV Awards results

The MTV Movie & TV Awards were produced in a whirlwind of changes during a tumultuous week due to the writers' strike, and a ragtag group of actors were presented with golden popcorn statuettes on Sunday. 2023 MTV Movie & TV Awards results With the most nominations among written material, the blockbuster movie "Top Gun: Maverick" is accompanied by the TV shows "Stranger Things," "The Last of Us," "The White Lotus," and "Wednesday." Shows like "Jersey Shore Family Vacation," "RuPaul's Drag Race," "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," and "Vanderpump Rules" led the nominations in the unscripted categories. The Comic Genius Award went to Jennifer Coolidge, and Purple Hearts won for "Come Back Home" as best musical performance. Drew Barrymore had been scheduled to host the annual event, but she said on Thursday that she will no longer be doing it in support of the ongoing writers' strike. Even though part of Barrymore's material had already been recorded before the strike started, the ceremony continued without a designated presenter. Barrymore promised in a statement that she would return to host the program in 2024. The MTV Movie & TV Awards are "pivoting away from a live event" by airing a pre-recorded version of the ceremony in response to reports that striking Writers Guild of America members planned to picket at the Santa Monica Barker Hangar, where the event is being filmed. Executive producer Bruce Gillmer said this in a statement to CNN. Flashback clips from previous MTV Movie & TV Awards events, which made up the vast portion of the show, and pre-recorded remarks from winners were both parts of that pivot during the telecast. Following is a complete list of the nominations, with winners highlighted in bold. BEST MOVIE “Avatar: The Way of Water” “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” “Elvis” “Nope” “Scream VI” *WINNER “Smile” “Top Gun: Maverick” BEST SHOW “Stranger Things” “The Last of Us” *WINNER “The White Lotus” “Wednesday” “Wolf Pack” “Yellowstone” “Yellowjackets” BEST PERFORMANCE IN A MOVIE Austin Butler — “Elvis” Florence Pugh — “Don’t Worry Darling: KeKe Palmer — “Nope” Michael B. Jordan — “Creed III” Tom Cruise — “Top Gun: Maverick” *WINNER BEST PERFORMANCE IN A SHOW Aubrey Plaza — “The White Lotus” Christina Ricci — “Yellowjackets” Jenna Ortega — “Wednesday” *WINNER Riley Keough — “Daisy Jones & The Six” Sadie Sink — “Stranger Things” Selena Gomez — “Only Murders in the Building” BEST HERO Diego Luna —”Andor” Jenna Ortega — “Wednesday” Paul Rudd — “Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania” Pedro Pascal — “The Last Of Us” *WINNER Tom Cruise — “Top Gun: Maverick” BEST VILLAIN Elizabeth Olsen — “Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness” *WINNER Harry Styles — “Don’t Worry Darling” Jamie Campbell Bower — “Stranger Things” M3GAN — “M3GAN” The Bear — “Cocaine Bear” BEST KISS (presented by Cheetos®) Anna Torv + Philip Prajoux — “The Last Of Us” Harry Styles + David Dawson — “My Policeman” Madison Bailey + Rudy Pankow — “Outer Banks” *WINNER Riley Keough + Sam Claflin — “Daisy Jones & The Six” Selena Gomez + Cara Delevingne — “Only Murders in the Building” BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE Adam Sandler — “Murder Mystery 2” *WINNER Dylan O’Brien — “Not Okay” Jennifer Coolidge — “Shotgun Wedding” KeKe Palmer — “Nope” Quinta Brunson — “Abbott Elementary” BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE Bad Bunny — “Bullet Train” Bella Ramsey — “The Last Of Us” Emma D’Arcy — “House of the Dragon” Joseph Quinn — “Stranger Things” *WINNER Rachel Sennott — “Bodies Bodies Bodies” BEST FIGHT Brad Pitt (Ladybug) vs. Bad Bunny (The Wolf) — “Bullet Train” Courteney Cox (Gale Weathers) vs. Ghostface — “Scream VI” *WINNER Jamie Campbell Bower (Vecna) vs. Millie Bobby Brown (Eleven) — “Stranger Things” Keanu Reeves (John Wick) vs. Everyone — “John Wick 4” Escape from Narkina 5 — “Andor” MOST FRIGHTENED PERFORMANCE Jennifer Coolidge – “The White Lotus” *WINNER Jesse Tyler Ferguson – “Cocaine Bear” Justin Long – “Barbarian” Rachel Sennott – “Bodies Bodies Bodies” Sosie Bacon – “Smile” BEST DUO Read the full article

[ofliarsandlovers]

She'd arrived at his apartment some 20 minutes prior, only to be greeted by his pajama clad roommate eating off-brand cheetos and being told Skeeter had headed off to the club. She refused the offer to "come in and play Catan" with a roll of her eyes and a stomping down the hallway, determined to go and find her wayward (ex)boyfriend. She exits the car and slams the door behind her, tossing her long dark hair over her shoulder and glaring at the building where she knew Skeeter was currently probably grinding with some other bitch (despite her looks and generational wealth, Gabriella suffered severely with a deep-rooted inferiority complex instilled by a lifetime of being held under the scrutiny of her mothers perfectionist tendencies). Gabs flashes her ID to the bouncer and enters the room, scanning around with an intense fury as she looks for the gangling form of Skeeter Dawson Higgins III. She stops dead when she spots him, sat at the bar with some other woman fawning all over him. It was like time stopped and there was a hitch in her breath as she took stock of them sitting there, too close. She'd always accused him of cheating on her in their arguments because, what else was there to scream when you're angry? But she always knew that he never actually had. So what the fuck was this? Her rage quickly returned and burned hotter in her chest than ever before, she took a deep breath and straightened her posture, strutting her way over to the pair and placing herself at the triangular point next to their stools. She clears her throat. "Excuse me" a quick angry glance at Skeet before turning back to the woman "who the fuck are you and why are you talking so familiarly with my boyfriend" Gabs glare is white hot and dagger filled as it lands on the beauty next to him, her skin bristling as she takes in the others appearance, furious and also, deep down, a little hurt that Skeeter was actually making her worst nightmare come true.

"Oh, I'm getting fucked tonight," one way or another. She knocks back a mouthful and has the usual amount of face-pulling for someone taking a nice shot of vodka. Her taste buds aren't completely ruined simply a little numb. given the extra effort taken to fuck her liver up. "Xio," she answers with one of those pretty smiles. He's cuter now he's embarrassed: pink ears and goofy smile make him look like easy prey despite his height. Xio crosses her legs, very intentionally letting her dress ride up as she turns to face him, blatantly looking him up and down. "What's your name, cutie?" It's said with a giggle, wanting to embarrass him a little more. If she's lucky maybe she can even start winding him up, see if only his ears turn pink so easily.

[unicorndads]

Yo question what the heck happened to Cheeto

I remember he ran away and that's it

Cheeto was the only good one

Do you mean Cheeto the cat? I had no idea he ran away tbh. I stopped caring about anyone in that household a long time ago (which unfortunately includes the animals because I can't keep tabs on them without getting updates from the humans).

Edit: Slight update in the comments!

[shanewillgohome]

I don’t know why but they look they same—

[thestudyofdjo]

all my emotions through this 15 second clip

andrew’s little “right there” like what a soft boy

andrew got sooo nervous when shane thought he was talking about him my poor boy

shane saying he would never drag andrew like THATS FUCKING FRIENDSHIP MY DUDE

we all talk about it, but andrew siwicki’s laugh

the slow zoom on shane at the end 👌😫 ryland adams is an editing god

[starkissedbxby]

shane and ryland are engaged

shane and ryland are engaged

shane and ryland are engaged

shane and ryland are engaged

shane and ryland are engaged

SHANE AND RYLAND ARE ENGAGED

[randompicsofshane]

He don't protec

He attac

Most importantly he models that ass

[itsallyscorner]

*takes screenshots*

*zooms in on Uno*

Uno Dawson is a big fat fucking mood. But like look at how cute he is.

[cristinablackthornkingson]

Kit and Church are the Shane and Cheeto of tsc world, you know he makes "testing weird cat products " with Church (and Mina)

[help-ive-had-an-art-attack]

full offense but shane dawson deserves the world

[emo-flamingo]

I turned my friend into Shane trash and I couldn’t be more proud

[cermetcrying]

i’ll just leave it at that

[nuukeds]

i love this family so much with all my heart 💕🙏🙏🙏

[gayasskimchi]

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.