#shane x ryland

[drarreckyninja]

December 2022 Ships:

34. Savant Par = Danny x Tucker [Danny Phantom]

33. Nisaac = Nigel x Isaac [Ghosts (2021)]

32. Shyland = Shane x Ryland [YouTube]

31. Rizzles = Jane x Maura [Rizzoli & Isles]

30. Hilson = House x Wilson [House MD]

29. Johnlock = John x Sherlock [Sherlock]

28. Baffrey = Peter x Neal [White Collar]

27. Perryshmirtz = Perry x Heinz [Phineas and Ferb]

26. Syan = Seth x Ryan [The O.C.]

25. Dylacie = Dylan x Gracie [Desperate Housewives x Castle]

24. Arster = Arthur x Buster [Arthur (pbs)]

23. Fawns = Colin x Zack x Wendell x Vincent x Lance [Bones]

22. Jaria = Jane x Daria [Daria]

21. Frostiron = Loki x Tony [Marvel Cinematic Universe]

[starkissedbxby]

shane and ryland are engaged

shane and ryland are engaged

shane and ryland are engaged

shane and ryland are engaged

shane and ryland are engaged

SHANE AND RYLAND ARE ENGAGED

[terrifiedangel]

Shane and Ryland are engaged. Their love is so pure and they deserve all this and way more. Oh my god I am so excited! Congratulations little angels. ❤❤

[softsiwickii]

Muse (Andrew Siwicki x Reader)

Request: Can you write an imagine thingy about being Andrews muse? Like he’s always snapping pics of you, wherever you are and posting them on Instagram with cute captions and the squad would obviously tease the shit out of him for it. That would be so cute.. can you imagine hearing him giggle behind the camera/his phone after he snaps a pic of you? I love him so much aw

By now, you were used to it. Andrew randomly taking pictures of you while out in public. It’s about 65% of his camera roll on his iPhone. 

Sometimes it would just be straight up goofy. He’d tell you to do whatever dumb pose your heart desired, to which you obliged. He’d always giggle behind the camera, making you break and laugh with him. Those were some of his favorites. The ones of you laughing.

Sometimes it was completely off guard and you wouldn’t notice him taking them at all. Sometimes you would catch him, but you wouldn’t mind...just because it was him. It was ironic because it was normally your preference to be behind the camera, as was Andrew’s (that’s why you took the job of Shane’s 2nd videographer in the first place), and you were by no means a model at all, but there was something about you that Andrew felt the need to savor in a sneaky picture from time to time. And it would be in the most random places as well. You would be sipping on your iced coffee across from him nonchalantly while out with the squad at Starbucks, and then 10 minutes later, you would look down at your phone to see that notification pop up:

@andrewsiwicki tagged you in a post.

To which you would always blush, the rest of the squad always catching you.

“Stop taking sneaky pics of her, you stalker!” Morgan would tease.

“Yeah aren’t you SHANE’s cameraman? Huh Andrew?” Ryland would poke fun as well, all of them getting the biggest kick out of it.

“C’mon. You can’t tell me this isn’t worth posting.” Andrew would argue, showing them all the picture.

“Fuck! You look so good!” Shane exclaims, taking the phone while everyone else crowded around it. You rested your cheek in the palm of your hand while a huge grin was spread across your face. Andrew shot you a wink. You���ve never cared for or wanted to be the center of attention, but the way Andrew looked at you in these pictures made your heart want to burst out of your chest. It made you feel so special. So beautiful.

———

Garrett, Andrew, and Shane were on their way to target a few days later to buy props for a video. Suddenly, you came up into the conversation.

“Wait, Andrew, can I ask you something?” Shane questioned.

“Uh yeah sure” Andrew replied

“How come you take pictures of y/n so much? Like I see you doing it in public sometimes and I’m just genuinely curious.”

Andrew blushed and smiled at the ground. “I mean, if I’m being honest, there’s just something about her that makes her so photogenic. The way she lives in the present and absorbs her surroundings..it’s beautiful. She doesn’t need to fake it, it’s 100% natural. And I try to sneak them because I don’t want to interrupt that moment that she’s having with herself.” Andrew rambles. Shane and Garrett turn to each other, exchanging the same adorable smile.

“I don’t know. She’s kind of been my muse lately I guess..” Andrew sighs and nervously scratches at his beard.

“That’s the most adorable thing I’ve ever heard, Andrew” Garrett added.

“I’m like, gonna cry” Shane snorted. “But, Andrew, why haven’t you asked her out yet?”

“I want to. So bad. I just want to know how she feels.”

“Believe me” said Shane “the fact that she even lets you get away with those pictures is some sort of sign”

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Queen Mary

Chapter 5/?

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Section Title: “Chipotle Tattoo”

Pairings: Garrett/Reader, Shane/Ryland

Warnings: Mild swearing, Fear of Needles, Comforted Self-dislike

Word Count: 1,615

Prompt: Garrett/Reader in the entire Queen Mary series

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Last time in “Queen Mary”:

“Garrett, did you already start eating?” Shane asked, and you noticed Garrett had begun eating some Cheez-its.

“Ew, you opened it from the bottom,” Morgan accused, genuinely disgusted.

“Me,” Garrett giggled out and you rolled your eyes.

Now:

“We should do it at the top of the Jeep!” Shane offered.

“All of us? There’s no way we’ll all fit up there,” You pointed out.

“Triggered!” Shane sang, admitting that you were right. Instead you all opted to sit on the concrete edge of the parking lot.

You sat with your legs over Garrett’s and to his left. Next to Garrett to his right was Ryland and Morgan with Shane on the farthest end opposite to you. Andrew stood with the camera so that he could capture everyone with a focus on Morgan, who would be answering the questions.

“Okay, time for a Q and A,” Shane chuckled. Ryland pulled out a phone and took a photo of everyone to his right. You took this opportunity of being off the camera’s focus to snuggle closer to Garrett.

You placed your arms around his neck and he placed his at your waist to hold you against him sideways.

“Question number one; are you single?” Shane prodded, making his signature expression.

Morgan threw on her glasses and smoothly replied, “Oh. Always have been, probably always will be.”

“Who’s your dream man?” Shane added as a follow up.

“Josh Peck,” she replied without hesitation.

Garrett’s eyes went wide, “That is very obtainable.”

Cutting through the unintelligible murmuring she added, “or Kevin Jonas. Both are married but that never stopped anyone.”

“You need to find somebody that is available,” Ryland sighed.

A handful of other questions were thrown around before one caught your attention.

“If you had to choose between dating Garrett, me, or Ryland—“ everyone paused at the addition of Ryland before moving on and choosing to ignore it, “—Who would you pick?”

Your grip tightened slightly on Garrett and he rubbed your back.

“Oh god,” Morgan laughed, “I would pick Shane.”

“Woah, woah, woah,” Ryland threw his hands up defensively, “You’re coming for my man?”

“Really? Why?” Shane exclaimed.

“I feel like we relate on a lot of levels. And that Y/N would kill me if I said Garrett,” she answered.

You laughed and nodded, “Probably.”

You zoned out as they said everything else, lost in watching Garrett’s small quirks and twitches as he spoke.

All of a sudden Shane called for you both, “Stop making out over there! What do you guys think we could do to get Chipotle to give her a celebrity card?”

You both pulled away slightly and Garrett was the first to answer, “Oh! Higher an airplane to write Chipotle in the sky! Oh my god.”

“You know what gets attention in the media? Tattoos,” You added.

“Oh yeah! People get crazy tattoos,” Garrett smiled.

“Like across my forehead?” Morgan spoke as she drew a line where she imagined the tattoo would be.

“Have you ever wanted a tattoo though?” Garrett asked, hesitantly.

“Not a permanent one, maybe only one in here,” she showed the inside of her lip.

“You would get Chipotle tattooed on your fucking lip?” Shane attempted to confirm.

Her smile widened, and as she agreed Ryland interrupted, “No, as her brother I have to step in and say no here.”

“Why?” Morgan pouted.

“Because! I’m her older brother and my mom isn’t here, we’ll just send her back and I’m going to die,” he explained.

“But it is a good title, a good thumbnail, and a good video; Chipotle on her lip,” Shane retorted, then shifted his focus to Morgan, “Would you actually do it?”

As they figured out the intricacies of whether or not she would get a tattoo, you zoned out and stared at the clouds.

“Garrett, find a tattoo parlor!” Shane ordered.

“Wait, are you serious? Are we doing this?” Garrett’s voice raised two octaves as he spoke, clearly surprised that it was going to actually happen. You remained silent on this one. You were sort of squeamish around needles, but for a video you figured you could handle it.

A young girl interrupted to ask for a picture and you all happily obliged. Garrett then called the tattoo parlor and stepped away from the group to talk to them over the phone.

“So, Y/N, how are you feeling about this?” Shane prompted, cameras now off.

“Pretty good, I guess,” you weren’t going to say anything about your fear, but you couldn’t help but blurt out, “I’m kind of afraid of needles.”

“Oh! You don’t have to stay inside while she’s getting it, if you don’t want to,” Ryland offered.

You smiled, “I think I’ll be okay, but I’ll keep it in mind.”

“For sure. Don’t worry about the video if you have to step out,” Shane added.

You nodded and Garrett came back into the group, “I found a place! It’s all set up for an hour and a half from now.”

“Great!” You grinned, “What should we do in the meantime?”

“I don’t know, actually. We can’t go get food, because we’re going to Chipotle when she gets the tattoo,” Shane contemplated for a moment, “Might as well head over there.”

“We could just sit in the cars and talk,” Ryland suggested.

“That seems a little boring,” Morgan pointed out, “But I guess we don’t have anything better.”

As you began to get into the Jeep, Morgan asked if she could go back to the G wagon, “The Jeep smells and it’s so gross.”

“Fine,” Shane rolled his eyes. Andrew hopped in next to Morgan, while Shane and Ryland took the two front seats with Ryland driving, of course.

“Guess it’s just us again,” Garrett chuckled, and you both got in.

“There’s no one I’d rather be stuck with,” you replied, clicking your seatbelt in.

He pulled out and began to drive first in order to have them follow. It took just under fifteen minutes to arrive.

The parking lot you were in had a nice view of the city and the sky. You let out a sigh and he took your hand.

“What a day,” You whispered, filling the silence of the night.

“Just wait until we get to the Queen Mary,” he grinned knowingly.

“I have a confession to make,” your eyes fell and his hand squeezed your softly.

“Oh?” He started, “I mean, go ahead. You can tell me anything.”

“I’m afraid of needles,” You cringed inwardly at your own childishness.

He let out a sigh of relief, “Okay, we’ll hang out outside then.”

“I don’t want to ruin your fun,” You frowned, turning away from him. It might have been hard for him to comprehend, but this fear of yours was something you were deeply ashamed of. It wasn’t an easy thing to admit.

“Hey, hey...” His voice was soft and careful, “Look at me..”

You reluctantly turned your head, tears threatening to pour out, and you felt so stupid for the entire situation.

“No, don’t cry,” he smiled sympathetically and placed his hand on your cheek. A single tear fell from your eye and he wiped it off with his thumb. You attempted to laugh in order to alleviate some of the tension and to prevent more tears.

His eyes grew watery seeing you like this, and you rested your forehead against his.

“I’m such a burden..” you tried to keep the thought in your head, but it made its way out anyways.

“Y/N... That’s not true at all,” he reassured, “You’re not a burden. You’re a blessing.”

Both of you were such a mess, and you couldn’t hold back from hugging him. It was moderately awkward since you were in the front seat of a car, but you managed.

He held onto the back of your head and rubbed your back as you cried into his shoulder. You choked out a laugh and muttered, “I don’t even know why I’m crying anymore.”

“Me neither,” he mimicked your laughter and you tried to comfort him by giving him a gentle squeeze.

When you began to regain your composure he placed a soft kiss on your lips, “I’m going to let them know that we won’t be going in, okay? Do you think you’ll be alright here alone for a minute? You don’t have to be.”

You appreciated his concern but you brushed it off, “Garrett, I’ll be fine. I’m sorry for this.”

“Don’t be,” He pecked your lips one last time and smiled, “and don’t go anywhere.”

With that he turned around and walked over to the G wagon.

You saw their faces wash with concern and you hated making them feel that way. You hadn’t been around needles for a while, but even you weren’t aware that it was this bad. You figured that most of the crying didn’t come from the idea of the needles, but rather that you didn’t want to be a burden to them.

Tag List: @your-not-invisible-to-me

[fuck-bitches-eat-cereal]

Ryland: We’re not going to burn it.

Shane: Come on, Ryland. You never let me burn anything.

[advancedpotterhead]

ADOPT ME!

PLEASE!!

[stereksouls]

I threw my own free Beautycon but nobody showed up.

[chaotic-crying-cowboy]

!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD. I wasn’t expecting that notif to be the real deal. And on their anniversary too!!! I AM SO HAPPY FOR THEM ❤❤❤

[drarreckyninja]

drarreckyninja’s belated top 50 ships of Sep 2022 [41. Kevedd, 40. Mingcallister, 39. Shyland, 38. Luchael, 37. Baffrey]

*i did not realize how late in the month this is, so altering my belated list now; incorrect quotes will be for October's list*

Fandom(s): Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

Pairing: Kevin x Edd

Image: *not mine*

Fandom(s): WordGirl

Pairing: Scoops Ming x Tobey McCallister

Image: *not mine*

Fandom(s): YouTubers

Pairing: Shane Dawson x Ryland Adams

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Fandom(s): Barney and Friends

Pairing: Luci x Michael

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Fandom(s): White Collar

Pairing: Peter Burke x Neal Caffrey

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[garrettandadnrew]

Thinking about it, im going to devote this blog to Garrett or Andrew. Or both

[softsiwickii]

Lucky (Andrew Siwicki x Reader)

((I wrote this on the plane and I figured I’d publish it! It made me smile!))

It was a beautiful day to get married. For Shane and Ryland’s wedding, that was. The weather on the San Francisco Bay couldn’t be more perfect for the two men to tie the knot: The sun beaming down and reflecting across the water as sailboats glided along the horizon.

You and Andrew sat hand in hand at the ceremony. You wore a long, olive green dress with thin straps and a sweetheart neckline. Every now and again, you’d turn your head to catch Andrew’s eyes on you, which made the both of you blush like crazy.

“Take a picture, Siwicki. It’ll last longer.” You’d tease, to which Andrew would scratch his beard and giggle.

“I can’t help it. That dress complements your eyes so well.”

God, Andrew could say the simplest things and it would still be enough to turn your cheeks crimson.

Throughout the ceremony, tears streamed down the both of your faces as you watch two of your best friends declare their everlasting love for eachother. The crowd erupted into applause when they finally kissed and it made your heart burst.

The reception was nothing short of wonderful as well. You had so much fun with the group, taking pictures, dancing like idiots, and getting a tad tipsy from the champagne.

Soon into the night, while standing at the bar with Morgan, the mood of the atmosphere dims as the DJ starts playing the slower songs. The first one you recognize being “Lucky” by Jason Mraz and Colbie Caillat. You feel a small tap on your shoulder, turning around to see your favorite red head.

“Mind if I steal you for a dance?” He asks with a smile on his face while extending his hand.

You turn to Morgan who dramatically sighs. “Fine. God, you two are so cute it’s disgusting” she suppresses a little laugh and winks.

You smile and blow her a kiss, while taking Andrew’s hand as he leads you out onto the dance floor.

“Gosh, the last time I slow danced with someone was my senior prom.” you chuckle, wrapping your arms around Andrew’s neck as his hands find your waist.

He smiles “I didn’t go to my senior prom, but I do have some tricks up my sleeve.”

You raise an eyebrow “you do?”

“Oh yeah” Andrew nods with a mischievous grin. “Like so..”

He takes you by your hand and extends it upwards, causing you to twirl around.

“And then if we wanna get..saucy..” he giggles at his word choice, his contagious laughter causing you to giggle as well. “You can do a little twirl into me..” he extends your arm and you twirl into him like so. “And we can do a little dip..” Andrew suddenly dips you downwards, causing you to suddenly gasp and laugh with him a little louder in surprise.

“You sure know your partner dancing, huh?” You tease as he brings you back up.

“A thing or two” Andrew shrugs with a phony smirk.

Eventually, your mutual giggles die down. Andrew pulls you closer as the both of you sway to the music. You rest your head in the crook of his neck, inhailing his familiar, comforting scent. You listen to the lyrics in the background while Andrew hums the melody:

“Lucky I’m in love with my best friend”

“Lucky to have been where I have been”

“Lucky to be coming home again”

His hands gently spread across your back. The both of you radiating body heat onto eachother. His soft breathing warming your skin. You could stay like this forever.

“Andrew?” You mumble.

“Yes dear?”

“I love you so much”

“I love you too. And I can’t wait for our future as well.” He planted a kiss on the top of your head.

You beamed at the words. Our future. Thinking about it almost brought tears to your eyes: Andrew proposing, the wedding, having kids. Maybe you were getting ahead of yourself, but you didn’t care. You’ve never been so sure that Andrew was the person you always wanted by your side.

[redbonebino]

imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says

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Queen Mary

Chapter 4/?

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Section Title: “Snacks And Shopping”

Pairings: Garrett/Reader, Shane/Ryland

Warnings: Mild swearing

Word Count: 1,090

Prompt: Garrett/Reader in the entire Queen Mary series

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Last time in “Queen Mary”:

“Shane said we’d pull over sometime soon for snacks,” You announced.

“I’m the whole snack,” Morgan joked, and after a fit of laughter she added, “Not really, I’m the whole damn meal.”

“Shit, Morgan,” Garrett fake gasped.

Now:

The small talk continued and you caught your eyes drifting towards the window. As you began to space out, you turned, remembering your last regret, and watched Garrett instead.

He was irresistible when he drove; hands firm, eyes focused, lips either spread into a wide smile or pursed thoughtfully. You could go on for an eternity. No matter how much you loved every part of him, his eyes will never cease to be your favorite. They were so deep and they made his thoughts feel so close and yet so far from your grasp; as if you could read his mind, yet had no idea what he was thinking.

“Is everything okay?” Garrett’s voice broke your concentration.

You blinked out of the trance-like state you had been in and smiled, “Everything is perfect.”

“When are we getting snacks?” Morgan prompted, breaking the moment as quickly as it began.

Garrett sensed your underlying disappointment and rested a hand momentarily on your leg to acknowledge it, before he answered, “I think right now.”

You placed your hand on top of his and watched as the vehicle in front of you turned on their blinker and pulled into the store’s parking lot.

Morgan got out first and joined the others. You moved to open your door and Garrett stopped you, “Sorry about that.”

“Why are you sorry? It was my fault that it was so awkward for her,” You shrugged.

He recognized your point of view, but shook his head anyways, “Yeah, but still. Just— I’m sorry about the whole situation.”

When you opened your mouth to speak, he cut you off, “—and I love you.”

You sighed, knowing you were defeated, and returned the gesture, “I love you, too.”

As you joined the others you realized how often you told him that you loved him, and how often he told you the same. As much as it sometimes felt as though you were entirely overdoing it, you also felt that you could not ever fully express to him how deeply you cared, even if it was the only thing you said to him.

Clamoring snapped you back into reality and Garrett pointed at a cart, “Wait! That looks like the G wagon!”

You followed his finger and saw the black car attached to the shopping cart and rolled your eyes.

“Oh my god, guys! We could all have a car!” Shane exclaimed.

Ryland instantly climbed into the pink cart and Morgan twirled him around, “Yes, bitch! Honk, honk!”

Garrett pulled out the next cart and asked Shane to get in. “Um, do you have a bigger one?” Shane laughed.

“Oh, come on. Y/N! Hop in!” He pulled the cart up to you and you barely could squeeze in.

Morgan attempted to pull part of the cart up with Ryland in it, but failed and they shared a few screams and laughs over it. Meanwhile Garrett spun you around and managed a wheelie somehow.

You couldn’t contain the uproarious laughter that bellowed from the depths of your soul, with a few frightened screams in between.

Shane turned to Andrew and threw his hands up, “Wait, what is happening?”

“She wants a picture,” Garrett gestured to Morgan and began to snap photos of Morgan standing between you and Ryland, her arms around you both, while you sat in your carts.

“Oh my god the background,” Morgan sighed dreamily and you began to pose.

Garrett confirmed her thought by muttering, “The background is wonderful,” despite Shane’s best attempts to move on.

“I thought we were getting food!” Shane groaned, beginning to leave you all behind.

Shane slipped away into the store as Morgan and Garrett began to move the carts to the sound of a song they had just began to sing.

Accidentally facing the stairs and not the elevator, Garrett attempted to redirect you. A girl that you spotted from the corner of your eye began to cry to her mother.

“Don’t be upset,” the mom comforted, “They’re okay.” You felt guilt wash over you as you all entered the elevator.

The group erupted with mildly comforting statements and reiterated the idea of everyone being okay. Garrett’s voice stood out to you. There was something about him saying, “We’re okay,” That calmed you, despite his intentions of calming the small girl.

Soon you descended into the store and explained your situation to Shane, “We made a baby cry.”

He sighed and changed the subject quickly, “Okay, let’s make this fast.”

You and Ryland climbed out of the carts and raced to catch up with the others. Ryland took over leading the direction of the group and you hung back to hold onto Garrett’s arm.

“Should we get some frosting,” Garrett looked down to you. You leaned into his shoulder and nodded while Morgan more passionately announced, “Yes!”

“Oh, frosting and graham crackers! Has anyone tried that?” He asked to no one in particular.

The response again came from Morgan, “Yes!” Who nodded frantically to express her joy.

You smiled at their childish jokes and picked out some snacks of your own. There were gasps and the sound of candy wrappers and bags being pulled from shelves. You heard Shane point out that everything was 1/2 off and everyone shrieked with excitement.

While Andrew was occupied with Shane and Morgan debating the intricacies of bagging M&Ms, you and Garrett continued to choose snacks, sneaking a kiss in every once and a while.

As you continued walking, Garrett noticed a sign with hanging animals, “Is that actually all of us right now?”

“Yes, Shane is that one,” You pointed to the pig, “and I want to be the Turtle!”

“And I’m the octopus, I have to be,” Garrett giggled. You nodded and he wrapped an arm around your shoulders while you walked. A few more snacks were grabbed and then everyone paid and headed back to the cars.

“I was thinking, to get to know you, we could do a little Q&A!” Shane presented the idea to Morgan, who wasn’t invested until snacks were promised.

“Garrett, did you already start eating?” Shane asked, and you noticed Garrett had begun eating some Cheez-its.

“Ew, you opened it from the bottom,” Morgan accused, genuinely disgusted.

“Me,” Garrett giggled out and you rolled your eyes.

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[fuck-bitches-eat-cereal]

Ryland: Are you getting enough sleep?

Shane: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

[gryphonmcelroy]

Some of y'all acting to shocked that Ryland and Shane can belittle Tati about her sexual assault, roll their eyes, and make fun of her, when their whole ass careers are built off of hurting women, making fun women, sexualizing women, dehumanizing women, dehumanizing their bodies, and dismissing women's issues. Also yall acting shocked that Jeffree and Shane can manipulate Tati is really not it either. They have been manipulating people for years, their super charismatic, business men, rich, they're acters, both have connections, famous, can act super personable, and trustworthy and all of that can be used against/for someone easy. It's not shocking when you look at that, and all the people they manipulated and abused in the past. Like what's not fucking clicking.