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-Kicks down the door-
Hey you fucks (lovingly)- my best friend just released this kick ass Puppet History sticker on their Etsy.
#go buy this shit.#puppet history#watcher entertainment#shane madej#the professor#fan art#stickers#i love this sticker so much#not sponsored#i just really love my friends art
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Shane is my husband and I love him and I’ve loved him since the beginning. 😭💜🍺🌃🐓
I haven’t posted Shane art here in a hot minute!
Little Shane rant below, don’t mind me!
I find it so silly when people bemoan how “mean” he is at the beginning of your relationship. But like!! Do people even realize that he, an introvert and who just worked a long day at a crappy job, is simply like “why are you talking to me?” to a farmer who JUST moved to town and is randomly talking to him? I’m an introvert! I too would be like “hi random person leave me alone why are you acting like we’re friends.”
I also kinda hate all the Shane fans who are like “I can fix him! 🥰” because no, you can’t. He improves his lifestyle and mental health all on his own. You’re there to support him but that’s it. My man is stronger than you think! 💜 I was at a con a couple months ago helping my sister sell her art and while I was so happy to meet SDV fans in the wild (it was so cool!), I was a little sad at how many Shane fans said “I can fix him.” 😭
Anyway, thanks for coming to my thrown-together TED talk. 💖
#shane fanart#stardew valley shane#sdv shane fanart#stardew valley fanart#shane sdv#stardew valley art#shane stardew valley#sad chicken man#stardew valley quote#stardrop saloon#organic art#digital artwork#drawn by hand#drawn by me#my art
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Long Rant about the Watcher Thing
The thing about what's happening with Watcher is that I'm a musician. I understand deeply the difficulties that come with an artist making their art and needing money and the relationship with the people that art is for. So I understand that Watcher needs money to pay their employees and maintain their business.
That said, they revealed that they have 25 employees (half of which are nepotism hires and friends from BuzzFeed) and that one episode of Ghost Files costs "hundreds of thousands of dollars." (Ghost Files being their most expensive show by bar, not their average spending habits per Watcher episode)
I understand from a few people I've seen who are in their Patreon that they make at least 100k per month from the patreon. And then there's the money they get from youtube itself from the views. And then there's the money they get from the ads.
Now I understand that Ryan said this decision came down to primarily 2 things: the ad companies were making them feel stifled with what they could do (which they don't explain how), and they want more money to be able to keep up a higher production quality.
I'm going to skip past the thing about the ads. They never specified how the ad companies were making them change their content in a way that made them feel unsatisfied. I can't speak or provide any opinions on why they want so badly to escape needing ad deals.
But I can talk about the higher production quality they speak of and that's specifically because Ryan said that they wanted to pay for a higher production quality FOR US. "For you guys."
We... we didn't ask for higher production. This is NOT a decision they need to make on our account. I understand and respect if they aren't creating on they level they want. But it's odd that they're speaking towards not being able to afford their current spending habits, as if this is something we asked them to do.
I've read a lot of comments about this and I agree with a lot of you that it's odd that this decision to switch to streaming coincides with the return of Worth It, a show that when produced by Steven, seems like it could easily cost just as much as Ghost Files to produce.
I understand why it feels like this is all Steven's fault. His vibes in the video today, compared to Ryan and Shane, made it seem like he was the most excited about it. It's Steven that has been highlighted multiple times as the business man, the one who makes the financial decisions. It's Steven's shows on Watcher that get canceled after one or two seasons, meanwhile Ryan and Shane's shows just keep going to 5 seasons and beyond.
Shane even said it explicitly, that there are "shows that didn't do as well on youtube, that might do better on a streaming service."
But most of the fans DO watch Watcher for Ryan and Shane, they always have. Steven's shows don't do as well. When Watcher brings in a new host and makes a new show for them, those shows do even worse.
I know this upsets Ryan, he's been very vocal about wanting Watcher to expand beyond himself and Shane. He wants his company to be successful regardless of whether he's in front of the camera or not.
But I feel like this step is trying to force it. Right now, this is still Ryan and Shane's channel. This is why we're here. The people haven't latched onto Steven as much, and the attempts to bring in new hosts have been unsuccessful.
There are lots of comments floating around about why Watcher didn't do what Rhett and Link did and open up youtube membership. Or why didn't they host more live events. Or why didn't they do more livestreams. These all could have been fantastic ideas that wouldn't betray the fans.
Because I do think they forgot that their fanbase is largely women in their 20s. People are right in bringing up the cost of living crisis, in bringing up how many subscription services we're already subscribed to. And my heart goes out to the international viewers who can't access the website at all in their country and the ones who can't afford it because Watcher forgot to consider the currency difference.
I feel that they have betrayed their fanbase. I remember when Watcher started and Ryan admitted he was scared no one would watch. And then we showed up for them because we loved them and what they did.
But now most of the fans can't or won't follow them where they're going. And I think Ryan might know this too from the way he said If this is goodbye, it's been fun.
I wish they would have tried other things before hard launching a streaming service. I wish they would have had a long game plan to get to the place they wanted to be as a company and as creatives.
I feel betrayed but I also don't want this company going bankrupt. If they go bankrupt, then we truly have lost them forever. I hope they take a look at the overwhelming backlash, at their falling subscriber numbers, and I hope they reconsider doing this.
#just a rant of my thoughts right now#watcher#steven lim#ryan bergara#shane medej#thoughtsfromthequeen
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The Art of a Slowburn
Besides the commonality of Jon Bernthal playing a partner/brother, there's also the art of the slow burn happening in Twd and the Bear- and yes, I know, different writers can't quite compare. But the art of foreshadowing is always the same. If you didn't see the show spoilers ahead I'll provide a recap if you don't care to watch Twd.
Here's the gist of the show: Rick wakes up from a coma and finds his wife and son. He is fighting off the end of the world and zombies and reunites with his family along the way- his wife dies during childbirth, and literally 3 episodes later, amid Rick's grieving, Michonne arrives.
The matching! They're showing and hinting at the audience early on; these two are a great match.
More matching:
Was it the stares, I wondered? It's something richonners loved to analyze while the burn was slow. Particulary, Rick stares at Michonne like Carmy. They focus on this so you can get a feel of the main character's reaction to their love interest. For me, it's the preceding scenes that hinted at Richonne, and I'll compare them with Sydcarmy in a second:
But check out his flirting- there was much gaslighting on the ship. People said we were overthinking; they were just friends, and she was like a brother to Rick and a partner he lost in Shane. But Michonne fulfilled both for RIck- she was a partner and wife. Just as Sydney is a partner to Carmy.
Now let's talk about the dialogue and preceding scenes. In season 4, the prison is calm- domesticated. Rick is taking a break from the violence and is almost making peace with his wife's death. At this point, we don't know about Michonne's history, but Hershel- Rick's advisor- says this before Michonne arrives from being on the road.
(Things break, but they can still grow- a new plant, a new family tree. They hint at the Grimes 2.0 family after Lori's death. Right after Hershel says this- Michonne arrives.)
Plants? Family tree? Things growing you say?
Sydcarmy's preceding scenes hint at a ship:
Also, can I mention the tension? Here’s the thing: Rick treated Michonne differently than the rest of his found family. Just like Carmy. He listened to Michonne's advice early on—what Michonne wants goes. Sound familiar?
Even amid Michonne Challenging him as Sydney challenges Carmy- you can feel the closeness- the partnership and trust growing between them.
Jessie/ Claire, a blast from the past.
In TWD, Jessie represents Lori (Rick's dead wife) before Richonne happens. We got the Jessie storyline- a big session of major gaslighting here; some WD fans figured Jessie would replace Andrea, Rick's love/partner in the comics. But it didn't make any sense to us- they built all this tension and closeness between Rick and Michonne, and suddenly, Jessie happens?
Then they point to the signs visually- such as Jessie wearing a plaid shirt, the same style his wife Lori wore when he last saw her alive.
Lori's ghost:
Jessie & Claire, and nothing thereafter.
Rick doesn't sleep with Jessie, but after their kiss the night before, Jessie touches Rick's face, and he feels nothing for her- even after he stares at his wedding ring. When Richonne becomes Cannon in the very next episode, the first shot we see is Rick's wedding ring on the dresser- showing us he's past his grief and is in a new place to be with Michonne, his soulmate.
Comparing to Carmy and Claire. After he declares Claire his girlfriend they sleep together he feels nothing because dating her was all about getting past his grief with Mikey.
In this same episode, they do more proceeding scenes hinting at Richonne happening. When Deanna, the town leader, asks Michonne to look into what she wants after they get through the herd. They cut to scenes of Michonne caring for Carl- Rick's son.
But all this foreshadowing- I should get into the cinematography parallels that honored Lori's role and show Michonne fulfilling the matriarch of the family just as Sydney honors Mikey. But this is enough for now. Maybe a part 2 I got plenty more comparisons.
The same will happen with Carmy and Sydney- the show gives us clear obstacles that stop Sydney and Carmy from slowing down, taking a look, and realizing their feelings for each other. For carmy to get to that place, he has to get past his grief.
I think, if anything, if this is the last season and they don't end with a kiss, Storer is hinting at it. Like the bear, the pairing was planned from the beginning and you. Tell by the foreshadowing and if people really watched, they could see the signs.
One last thing, this was a comment once richonne became cannon and it's so similar to sydcarmy. Tells you all about how misdirection in slow burns work with most audience. When a ship becomes cannon some say wow! I didn't see that comingʻ where there's been hints from the start..when it's planned.
I saw their relationship develop in a platonic kind of way, and it was a complete surprise for me when they got together. Now, looking back, I'm so embarrassed because it was so obvious all along.
Be safe, and Happy Holidays, Folks!
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I know I only post art here but for future reference here are some Stardew Valley headcanons:
Sebastian and Maru actually have a good relationship because their parents shortcomings aren't their shortcomings, in fact Maru looks up to Seby a lot because he's an introvert like her but managed to have a tight friend group
Leah and Haley get lost in conversations about lighting and composition. When Leah arrived in town they didn't care for each other at first but ended up bonding over their artsy interests. Haley lets Leah use her dark room to do experiments, and secretly thinks she's effortlessly very cool
Maru doesn't really hang out with the others but Abigail saw her out of her nurse attire while visiting Sebastian and started being interested in her. Maru also noticed her and contrary to popular belief she's the one who started flirting first
Elliott loves to surprise Leah with stunning vegetarian charcuterie boards, they actually plan little pic nic dates around it, she brings the wine and they spend the evening on the lake dock
Harvey and Emily kind of fuss over Shane and his wellbeing, and he pretends to hate it but he's secretly very grateful for their friendship and sometimes feels like they (and the farmer lol) are the only people who didn't give up on him. Emily in particular likes to make dark jokes about his situation and she's the only one who gets the pass from Shane for it.
Sebastian spent years pining HARD after Sam and at some point he thought he was just envious of how easily he bonded with people and was liked by everyone.
Sam is very physical, he gives the biggest hugs to everyone but he specifically loves to push Sebastian's buttons to the limit. Actually, Sam has a hidden kind of sadistic side to him when it comes to sabotaging Lewis' plans and flustering Seby.
Penny is NOT a girl's girl, but she kind of gets dragged along to plans with the gals because ohana means family and not even the Pick Me© girl gets left behind
Emily managed to make Harvey try *magic* mushrooms once. He enjoyed the experience despite having tremendous anxiety about the whole thing, he found it scientifically interesting. He wouldn't do it again tho
Alex was so sure he had the biggest crush on Haley for all his teen years but in reality he just admired her femininity and her style. Haley didn't reciprocate but liked the attention because he actually never made a move towards her, so they had this comfortable situation that fit society standards. They started having an honest friendship only after Alex's coming out
Emily is the biggest fan of the Goblin Destroyers and she offers to sew special merch for them. Sam, Seb and Abby are so grateful for her support
#hopefully these will become drawings at some point#stardew valley#stardew valley headcanons#sdv fanart#sdv headcanons#sdv elliott#sdv leah#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv emily#sdv harvey#sdv sam#sdv haley#sdv penny#sdv alex#sdv maru
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i think a lot of things i agree with are already being said about watcher tv, so instead of focusing on those, i'm going to try to highlight things i think need to be reiterated or haven't been discussed enough.
first of all, i've been a fan of watcher's content for a long time. i followed shane and ryan over to the network after unsolved ended, and since then have made a TON of incredible friends and memories because of their shows. to anyone at watcher reading this, i really hope you're doing alright. thank you for everything you've done to foster this incredible community. and to anyone here in tumblr who's followed me for my watcher content or to any of my mutuals, i hope you're doing as well as you can. drink some water, get outside, and make sure you're getting enough sleep. this has been a rough time for a lot of us, and understandably so.
obviously, watcher tv is a massive change, and everyone who feels upset or disappointed is extremely valid in feeling that way. however, the calibre of hate being sent to the watcher crew is kind of horrific. yes, this could turn out to be a bad business decision for them, but that does make them evil morally bankrupt capitalists who never actually cared about their fanbase in the first place??? honestly, i think this type of commentary is doing a disservice to everyone who's trying to discuss this situation from a genuine analytical standpoint. not only that, but these are real people??? sure, they're on the internet and have probably had people send hate comments their way before, but as a community there are so many more productive things we could be doing instead of tearing down the folks over at watcher.
it is disheartening for content you've enjoyed to suddenly be locked behind a paywall, especially if it's not something you'll be able to afford. i've seen a lot of people emphasizing that artists should be compensated for their art, and i think that definitely applies here, but that doesn't mean people don't have a right to be upset. the fandom community we've built here on tumblr is incredible, it's brought so many people together and overall been so positive, fun, and welcoming to be a part of, so it's understandable that a change threatening the stability of that fanspace would make people upset. i'm not happy about the possibility of the watcher fandom dissipating after this announcement, but i think it's highly likely. watcher TV has created a divide in the fandom, and no matter what it looks like after this is over, it won't be the same. what's going to happen when most people can't access watcher content anymore??? no matter what happens, being in this fandom was absolutely incredible while it lasted.
what's my overall take on the situation??? i don't know how this will turn out for them, i'm not sure the announcement was carried out in the best way (it was hyped up in a way i don't think it should've been, a slower lead up to this could've made it more digestible), i'm sad that a lot of people won't be able to enjoy content that used to mean so much to them, but if this is a business move they think they need to make, then think i understand that. i'm no business expert, i have no idea how this will work out, but i'm absolutely not manifesting their downfall. i think it's very important to discuss this in a civil manner, to critique and analyze the effects of this situation on both the community and the company, but letting that turn into blatant hate and threats to watcher employees is WAY TOO FAR.
these are just some of my thoughts. if you want me to clarify anything or know my thoughts on specific aspects of this situation, please don't be afraid to ask!!! my only request is that this post doesn't turn into a vessel for hating on anyone, whether that be watcher or anyone posting about the situation.
#there's also something to be said about the effects of parasocial relationships on this whole situation#watcher
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Redemption Au! Eli Shane! (and I’m officially back 😭🙏)
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Okay…so i usually disappear after a while after posting sometimes depending, but i kinda lost motivation with anything and been focused on other things in life and i guess i kinda lost interest in posting for a while…But im back! And determined to finish this Au storyline! If I can call it that- but! I’m planning on finishing Eli and some other info about the Au before I officially make a fanfic about it! Maybe…I’m not sure! But I will dive deeper into that as I’m thinking of maybe doing a comic instead! I thought I had made up my mind but apparently not😭 but after this I’m going to actually post fan art and other things!
Oh and I will think about doing FNAF or other fan arts for others so only time will tell I guess-
Anyways here’s Eli!
Eli is slightly different to his counterpart but there isn’t much! (Other than being a bit more stronger and better trained-)
He still is a bubbly, dorky Guy who loves puns..though sometimes twist takes that title and is more dorky than him- but Eli is still the same, but he’s doing a lot better in this Au! He’s a bit more of a thinker during his plans and because of Au Blakk’s training, he is even harder to defeat (depending on the enemy) he is very good in combat training due to Blakk and with a bit of the incredible’s master training, he’s well more experienced compared to his Cannon Counter part!
Still clumsy though sometimes, like his dad😭
LORE
Eli grew up in what he considered a happy life!
Well sort of..he had faded memories of slightly meeting blakk but they blurred since he was nearly about to become a toddler during that time. His relationship with his mom was…complicated, at times she was sweet and caring but as he grew up, he could feel her neglect towards him, and could often see her on the couch passed out from her drinking…So at age 5, he remembered his father divorcing his mom. He doesn’t remember much from that day, but he could remember his mother just not caring and leaving through the door..
He sometimes misses her..
And sometimes he doesn’t.
Growing up, he was raised pretty constantly by his father, even if there were some days he didn’t see Will, will always made sure to make up for that time, never wanting to be away for too long in his child’s life..he’d even put off weeks of being a Shane to spend time with Eli, so for most of Eli’s childhood, will Shane was never really absent or gone for too long!
And even if he was Eli always was patient.
Eli doesn’t remember much about his other family, the only other family he’s ever been around or interacted with is his uncle and aunts from his mom side, and his grandma, but never from his father’s side..expect uncle jimmo once or twice.
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Already Will began to break 2 rules of the Shane code, and was beginning, in his family’s mind..Bringing shame into the family, which is also why Will cut communication with them a long time ago.
To Will’s family and the Shane code book, He broke one of the very first rules ever made, ‘never disrespect your legacy.’
A rule placed for the Shane’s of upcoming years to never not do your work, whatever you had to do was important and no distractions were allowed.
So will shane cutting off his days to spend time with his family, friends, putting the Shane work aside, broke the rule and made his uncle, mother and father and other relatives despise him more.
The second rule he broke was put at the last, and was always reminded of each Shane who would soon step up and take the Bandoleer and blaster for themselves.
‘Be loyal to your training’
By putting this rule, the Shane family for ages have always trained their children, whoever would take the place of the Shane role, would have to train hard, or everyday, and their children too.
It was a custom once the child turned 6, they would begin Shane children, it was a must, so they would be more conscious and remember things better.
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Will easily broke this rule, and he didn’t feel bad, yet a bit guilty about it, but if given the choice again, he would gladly
Do it again.
Once Eli turned 6, he never trained him, he made sure he had a playful childhood, and this caused anger through the Shane family, as arguments went back and forth sometimes between some relatives.
Will Shane made SURE Eli focused on school, friends, playing, everything expect the Shane stuff, he didn’t want to make Eli feel like he needed to be successful or be proven worthy, he was only a child, he shouldn't have had to carry that burden..especially the one will carried so long ago when he was a child himself.
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Eli had a fun childhood in his opinion, and the time he was told more about Slugterra finally was when he was 10 years old, since his time was nearing, but Will wanted to take a slow approach, he didn’t want to pressure Eli or make him think that ‘oh! I have to be a Shane!..I have to work had to prove myself to my dad and focus on only this..”
Will made sure to give Eli other ideas, so he didn’t think he had to be a Shane.
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Eli felt comfortable enough with deciding to become a Shane, not due to over pressure, wanting to prove to his father, but because he wanted to help people.
He made the choice himself rather than being forced or the role being pushed upon him..
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HOW HE IS LIKE-
Eli is bubbly and all about just like his cannon self, Loves puns, but he is more serious in a way due to blakk, not in a bad or cold way, just so he takes things with more consideration, is more quick and clever, and is a fair and well fighter.
He thinks and usually half his plans work really well due to blakk’s thinking passing onto him sometimes during training.
(He’s still his dad son though..😅)
Will slip up and be a bit clumsy at times, but he’s a pretty advanced slugslinger and fighter. Is more advanced in a way compared to his counter part. Still a dorky guy, Trixie makes sure he doesn’t do anything stupid still, while kord and Eli prank each other and go into full warzone …
He has a good heart, and it’s more motivated to grow with blakk’s training, and with his childhood, especially with the way Will raised him. Will always made sure to teach him a lot about compassion, how to give instead of take and to Procter everything in Slugterra, the slugs, the people, everyone, safe others from bad ones, still show remorse and kindness.
He cares deeply about blakk (sees him as an uncle/father figure sometimes)
He’s genuinely more brightful! Though after his dad is saved he feels a lot better, though some final battle happens kinda scars him a little but he is doing fine!
(He also got the mouth scar from some training from blakk, proud of his scar like twist, just a bit disappointed he didn’t get it from an actual slug slinging duel.💀)
Ahsuhsiahejwj SOO THATS ELI’S LORE FOR NOW- Sorry for the long disappearances, I’ll try better this month and April hopefully 🙏 alright see yall next time, peace!
#eli shane#bajoterra#slugterra#digital arwork#digital aritst#alternative universe#will shane#art#other characters#other characters mentioned#dr blakk#Small bits of trauma maybe.#he’s just a little silly#(:
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as someone who works in artistic admin and production, i understand that it costs a lot of money to put together shows, products, etc… but this new model from watcher just makes me extremely sad.
i am a HUGE fan of their content. i’ve been watching and interacting with them for years, so this paid model definitely comes as a shock. where i’m currently at in life, a watcher streaming service just doesn’t make sense for me. i might subscribe every now and then to watch something i want, but i really don’t think i’ll be that involved with their fandom or shows anymore.
this decision definitely feels like it was a higher up business decision to compete in the hell scape that is the american economy. art costs money. productions cost money. i’m just a little confused as to why they’re entering (as my friend @pastel-cryptids said) an oversaturated market of competitive streaming services. i think trying other methods might have been more successful for them.
absolutely not hate at ALL to ryan, shane, or steven. i really hope this all goes well for them and watcher. i know many other fans are saddened and disgruntled with this decision, as many of us have grown up and spent years engaging with their platform. best of luck to watcher and i hope that one day i might be able to afford re-entering the fandom
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Walkerverse Character Tier List
Hello Walker Family! I'm here announcing the beginning of the Walkerverse Character Tier List series!
I've created a list of characters from Walker and Walker: Independence to put in a tier list ranking. I will be releasing a series of polls with all these characters (including pictures and brief reminders of their roles) to determine which Tier List ranking they get. Whichever option from S to F gets the most votes will become the official ranking of that character.
Here is the criteria I used to select the characters I'm putting in the poll series:
They must have a name on the imdb page
They must have a minimum of two appearances
I have to remember them, regardless of their appearance count
Single appearances that were special/memorable will also be included (ex: Uncle Willy, Minnie Jayne)
The rankings will be as follows:
S tier: Best character in the show, love them with all my heart, they can do literally nothing wrong
A tier: Beloved blorbo, one of my favorites, I'd want to be friends with them if they were real
B tier: I like them, but I have my critiques. A good character that I mostly enjoy
C tier: Mid character, not the biggest fan of them but I won't complain when they show up
D tier: I don't like them. I have many criticisms of their actions and personality. I may even dislike whole episodes because of them
F tier: Literally the worst character in the entire show. Hate them. Much dislike. I fastforward over them on rewatches.
I currently have pictures (for the poll and the complete tierlist that I will link when it is public) for 39 of the 120+ characters I put on the list, so that's where I will be starting. I will include the full list of all the characters from both shows below the cut along with the taglist.
The first poll will go up on Monday, September 23rd! Can't wait to see what you guys think!
@theladywyn, @jaredwalkertexasranger, @laf-outloud, @aborddelimpala, @mysterybeau, @sweet-sammy-kisses, @kickingitwithkirk, @rhl74, @peachparakeet, @dumb-fawkin-bitch, @loveforwomenstuff, @low-soduimfreak, @ihavepointysticks, @waywardmaslow, @arte-mishuntress, @the-slythering-raven, @deeranger, @duo-kun, @inafieldofdaisies, @not-your-housekeeper98, @nancymcl, @sammysnaughtygirl
Walker:
Cordell Walker
Liam Walker
Abeline Walker
Bonham Walker
Stella Walker
August Walker
Larry James
Trey Barnett
Geri Broussard
Cassie Perez
Micki Ramirez
Colton Davidson
Ben Perez
Dan Miller
Denise Davidson
Emily Walker
Todd
Gale Davidson
Stan Morrison
Clay Cooper
Clint West
Kelly James
Kevin Golden
Isabel Munoz
Bret
Trevor Strand
Ruby
Detective David Luna
Julia Johnson
Hoyt Rawlins
Twyla Jean
Sadie Yoo
Witt
Connie
Faye
DJ James
Keesha Barnett
Carlos Mendoza
Officer Randall
Dr. Adriana Ramirez
Sean
Serano
Earl
Mercedes Ruiz
Miles Vyas
Coach Bobby
Principal Heaney
Byron Santos
Garrison (GM)
Nate Smith
Tessa Graves
Crystal West
Cali
Rita
Lana Jones
Tommy Adams
Jaxon Davis
Grant McLawson
Neo
Mike
Horace
Alma Munoz
Fenton Cole
Shannon
Lorezno Munoz
Snyder
Oswald
Marv Davidson
Jim
Mr. Golden
Spider
William
Owen Campbell
Minnie Jayne
Maybelline
Mehar
Henry
Becca Furgeson
Joanna Rawlins
Cole Tillman
Rebecca Tillman
Walker: Independence:
Abigail Walker
Hoyt Rawlins
Kate Carver
Tom Davidson
Augustus
Calian
Kai
Lucia Reyes
Shane Davidson
Hagan
Chief Taza
Francis Reyes
Luis Reyes
Ruby
Nascha
Ethan (Pinkerton Detective)
Salty Dog
Molly Sullivan
Anna Maria Reyes
Cordell the Horse
Burlesque Dancers
Teresa Davidson
Matthew
Jacob
Otis Clay
Martha Sullivan
Griffin
Liam Collins
Eli McDowd
Charlotte “Charlie” Collins
Gil Santiago
Randall
Lily
Stella Rawlins
Wordell Calker
Olivia
Topsannah
Amos Acorn
Parker Briggs
Judge Parker
Kirby Smith
Andrew Jones
Judge Carter
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Love how your gut reaction to poor people saying they can’t afford the watcher subscription is that they must want free handouts from creatives and just don’t want to pay. Do you think all poor people are entitled like this? Should they just pull themselves up by their bootstraps? Poor people don’t deserve to consume art and leisure? I don’t think Steven and his Tesla are hurting too much. Hope you can find the grey areas in life one day Jessie bug 🧡 you seem really angry and I don’t think it’s entirely at the naysayers.
firstly, i'm not anyone's jessie bug, but especially not yours.
secondly, love how your gut reaction to me saying that art costs money to make and creators deserve to make a living while making it is to accuse me of classism. projecting, much?
art is not and never has been a free thing. it is, unfortunately, a luxury item. if you cannot afford the watcher subscription, that sucks! i'm sorry! there's folks giving out gifted subs who I bet would happily give you one, or if you have a friend or friends who you can share an account with, I'm sure that'd also help defray the cost. but art is not free and it shouldn't be.
creatives deserve to make a living just as much as anyone else does and until there is a Universal Basic Income for every person in the entire world, making that living means they have to charge an amount of money that allows them to live.
this, right here? this is the nuance you so handily accuse me of not having. do i like that art is a luxury item? no. do i think creatives deserve to afford to be able to keep making more art and living in this fucking capitalist hellscape? yes.
$6USD/mth is something I can afford to pay, and that's my privilege. it means i can give back to a company that i have supported financially since the day watcher launched and who i am grateful to for giving me friends, fan spaces and many, many good times in the five and a bit years i have been a fan of ryan and shane.
thirdly, this pointed reference to Steven as if he's the cause or the reason behind the company not wanting to continue to operate in the negative instead of this being like, oh, i dunno, comrade Shane's decision that he pushed? i see you in everyone's inboxes today with your bullshit and you can fuck off with it at any time.
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˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ mutt | any pronouns | 21 ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
abagrotiscupida -> luvstruckmutt
commission info
ʚ🍓ɞ hiiii!! im mutt, a queer self shipper!! welcome to my blog where i spend my time giggling, drawing, and fawning over my f/os!!
ʚ🎂ɞ im comfortable with sharing f/os!!
ʚ🍓ɞ im a big fan of the color pink, stars, aliens, dogs, deer, and horror!!
ʚ🎂ɞ my f/os kind of come from all over the place so i'll try to keep things tagged and sorted!!
ʚ🍓ɞ i would prefer that new followers be 18+ thank you!! i sometimes rb suggestive stuff (jokes, mostly) and don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable! ^^
dni basic criteria + dni pr0ship/c0mship/neutral
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ general tags ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
text: cupid.txt
art: cupid.png
videos: cupid.mp4
assorted self ship stuff: gen
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ romantic f/os ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
samwise gamgee | tolkien | 🌻
sans | undertale + aus
undertale | 🌭
underswap | 🫐
underfell | 🍒
swapfell | 🍇
horrortale | 🧸
dust | 💀
error | 🧵
paladin | 🤺
marshal | 🤠
champion | 🏆
papyrus | undertale + aus
undertale | ��
underswap | 🐝
underfell | 💢
swapfell | 🐾
horrortale | 🫎
rusty | 📷
shane | stardew valley | 🌶️
present day misty quigley | yellowjackets | 💉
foggy nelson | daredevil | 🐕
the spot | spiderverse | 🥯
scoria | minecraft oc | 🐖
stanford pines | gravity falls | 👓
stanley pines | gravity falls | 🎱
alphys | undertale + aus | 🧪
underfell | 🧫
undyne | undertale + aus | 🐟
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ crushes ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
aziraphale | good omens | 🕊️
crowley | good omens |🐍
furiosa | mad max saga | 🚛
nux | mad max saga | 🔧
laios touden | dungeon meshi | 🗡️
kabru | dungeon meshi | 💭
namari | dungeon meshi | 🪓
tori | ellsworld/eddsworld | 🚬
tamara | ellsworld/eddsworld | 🎸
ell | ellsworld/eddsworld | 💚
charlie | smiling friends | 🧢
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frodo | tolkien | 🍃
merry | tolkien | 🐎
pippin | tolkien | 🛡️
burgerpants | undertale |🍔
soos ramirez | gravity falls | ❓
ink sans | utmv | 🖌️
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ secret third option (hitting them with a big hammer) ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚
chilchuck tims | dungeon meshi | 🔐
bill cipher | gravity falls | 🎩
gf!sans | undertale/scream | 👻
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frisk | undertale | ✨
jas | stardew valley | 🌹
grogu | the mandalorian | 🐸
mabel pines | gravity falls | 🌠
dipper pines | gravity falls | 🌲
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i have been a big city greens fan from the very beginning and i recently just started rewatching it with my best friend who’s never seen it before. she lives over a thousand miles away in another state and it’s so hard being apart, but every night we get on the phone and watch BCG together through disney+. it has been one of highlights of my weeks lately.
I relate so much to Gloria, more than i wish i did sometimes, as a barista currently trying to make it as an artist and dreaming of going to paris hahaha. I love her.
all of this to say that i am so thankful for big city greens and the characters, it is so real and so funny and such a comfort to me. when BCG came out i had just started art school and it was a huge inspiration and continues to be today as i have grown and learned. my dream was and still is to make something as heartfelt and genuine as BCG one day. I’ve come close to giving up so many times and this year especially has been really difficult in a lot of ways, but rewatching your show has reminded me of what i set out to do in the first place. it has helped me find that motivation again.
thank you and Shane for creating such a gem, you have no idea how much it means to me. I hope you and your family had a wonderful thanksgiving!
(and since this wasn’t a question and you got on me for that last time i sent you a message, I’ll end with this:
what are cricket and tilly’s favorite songs of all time, respectively, and why? I would love to know so i can add them to my big city playlist :’)
thank you again!!)
Oh man, this made my day! Thanks for sharing. It makes me really happy to hear that BCG (and Gloria) is so special to you. I love that you watch it with your friend over the phone. That's adorable??? And it's surreal to hear that BCG is such an inspiration to you because I remember being in art school and wondering the same questions. "Will I ever be able to make something as cool/inspiring/original as ______??"
As cool as it is to be inspired by stuff you like, it can easily become discouraging (at least this is my experience.) Think of all of the artwork/songs/films we've missed out on because artists have talked themselves out of completing their project. Tragic!
It's important to remember that you'll never make anything like BCG (or anything you're inspired by) and that's a good thing! Whatever you create, will go through your individual "filter." It really will be unique because there's no one like you. No one has your exact experiences, perspectives, and outlook on life. Just keep making stuff that feels personal and honest to you and you're bound to make something interesting and unique.
And to answer your question (thank you for finally following the RULES)... Cricket's favorite song would probably be ever-changing depending on his current mood. But I like to think that Gene Autry's "Don't Fence Me In" is quietly playing on loop in the back of Cricket's brain. I could see Tilly loving Mama Cass's "Make Your Own Kind of Music."
Best of luck with the rest of art school!
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it's tuesday!
last weekend someone taught me how to catch crayfish when wading and this weekend i successfully grabbed one!! proof at the end of the post.
listening: guess (charli xcx, billie eilish): old roommate put this on for me and helloooooo. it's so. yeah. (link is the official music video, warning for flashing) it led me to this playlist cunty trashy slutty skanky which, first of all, excellent playlist name; second of all, what a fucking combination of songs?? something about the juxtaposition of nirvana -> kesha -> korn, etc is. insane in a good way.
last week was bandcamp friday! i last-minute got a few things: finally got sammy rae's "good life" and "let's throw a party", and preordered their newest album "something for everybody". i still need to buy my ticket for their concert near to me this fall. then i got sad snack's full discography for like $5 (the no children ska cover lol), the altogether's "when we were kids" which has been a go-to comfort album for me for a bit, shakey graves "deadstock" anthology, and finally the dear hunter "antimai".
i've been back on the podcast grind, just casually keeping up with stuff like mbmbam sawbones lpotl etc as they come out. most recent mbmbam (episode....730?? jesus christ) has some REALLY funny bits, notably towards the beginning where the cincinnati tornado sirens were being tested and griffin made a comment about the air raid sirens going off again and travis was like ?? dude i'm not in the fucking blitz??? it was very good. there was something else towards the end of the episode that also made me laugh out loud -- oh yes i just went and relistened to the last minute and it's the wish at the end, "i wish my cat would know what it means when i flip him off". so fucking true griffin. i was considering going to one of their tour dates but unfortunately they will be in the nearest city to me when i'm out of town for my second wedding of the fall. ah well
reading: most fallow. lots of little articles for my research.
watching: shane dawson and the art of the constant rebrand - jimmy robins: little retrospective about a guy who i never really liked and haven't thought about in years. i guess he's still around ??? okay. not gonna embed it so you don't get jumpscared by his face.
playing: this is a partial share with watching but last weekend my old roommate and i hung out with one of our friends with the intention of having dinner and crafting. however. we were so tired from kayaking earlier that day that we just ended up watching friend play stray and not crafting at all. it's really cute! i did get Very emotional at the beginning when the cat fell! i was like no!!!
my friend mostly played it but i did do a little bit, it was lots of fun. there was a very funny bit where friend, getting really in the mindset of Being Cat, pulled out a battery pack from a fan and was like "hehe i'm gonna drop it off the roof!" and did it before we could stop her, we were like wait we might need that to solve a puzzle -- but the answer was no it was fine, which is good, because it ended up dropped on a completely inaccessible rooftop ledge below, oopsie.
making: !!! ALL REDACTED !!! i will be able to post some of it next week. i do not know if beloved mutual celestialtourguide reads these regularly but just to be safe. allegedly the glaze kiln WILL be done by wednesday so i will finally know how fucked my guys are. if they're very fucked it'll be like. well, okay, i guess my gift is just money now,
other redacted item is embroidery related!
eating: mostly leftovers from last week, i think im gonna make crisped chickpeas with herbs and garlic yogurt from deb smittenkitchen to use up a zucchini that i have languishing in the fridge. it'll be a nice light lunch.
misc: THE PRELIMINARY EXAM DOCUMENT EXISTS. rejoice. however this comes with the caveat that i don't have a date set yet because i am in the trenches of trying to solve a Very specific problem with my software. the solution is a complete unknown to me as of now. it is in the stage of "putting key words in quotation marks in google scholar and going down the list emailing all the authors like heyyyy help please", which is scary. at least one other person has done something semi-similar - in fact they have my advisor in their acknowledgements thanking them for her editing help lol - so i'm hoping i'm nearly there. because once that is resolved i can FINALLY set a date, which, assuming i pass, also sets the earliest point at which i can give my thesis defense! scary!!
anyway. crayfish proof. it looks like im squishing him way worse than i actually was, he got released and swam away safely do not worry
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Stardew Valley!!! I love a lot about this spread but I wish I didn't use so many pen colors. This is another game I played before I even started journaling so I had to recall a lot of my older thoughts. Sebby's little corner might've been even bigger 😅 (Y'all might even guess where the name PumpkinSouppe came from, but it is also my favorite dish irl)
The Sebastian sticker is by ArcaneGoldArt! They have a whole collection of all the love interests.
Writing typed below!
Rating: 9.3 Played: Fa 2021 Port: PC (steam) Favorite? Y Replayable? Y Recommend? Y
Comments:
Name: Beans
Farm: Soup
German Shepherd
Beach Farm
Spouse: Seb <3
The Junimo are SO cute
only talked to like 7 characters lol I'm so introverted
had so many wiki pages open
LOVE the dungeons and enemies + the hunter log/achievements
It's sometimes pretty creepy
You can put hats on the horse and children lmao
don't like Shane at all (skull emoji)
stopped playing when I got the child, not the biggest fan [but I'm also against sacrifice]
#1 Krobus fan, love him
love my crazy animal names
made a little statue garden
so many eggplant parms
so much fun catching all the legendary fish!
the movies are so pretty and fun
The Sebastian corner: (DO NOT SAY ANYTHING)
(List of his favorite and liked gifts) Frozen tear, obsidian, pumpkin soup, sashimi, void egg, flounder, quartz
motorcycle kiss T^T
LOVE his theme
when he hid behind the tree lmao (I accidentally planted a tree right in front of where he would stand and I thought he would just disappear once a week and I could never find him)
quit smoking for me
he loves Jasmine tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you can kiss him <3!!!
Frog Sanctuary
Game Dev notes:
really good day/night + seasonal cycle with relation to player mechanics
great progression of unlockable events -- well paced
great long term achievements
amazing cooking mechanics and storage
no definitive objects, very choose your own adventure!
easy controls, nothing memorable
beautiful pixel art and boundaries
Summary:
One of my all time favorite games. It is the gold standard of farming games and even has one of the best fishing mechanics. I played this during the beginning of my health problem during senior year and it really helped me cope a lot. Although I didn't play multiplayer, my friend and I played at the same time. This game has so many cherished memories especially when I got to compare gameplay with my friend. Made by one man, this is such an unbelievable game. There's unlockable events after x amount of years that entice players to continue playing.; There's also no one way to play, for example I was a lot more introverted and only talked to a few characters whereas my friend played more socially. Maybe someday I'll continue playing to complete more achievements. My one gripe is there's a lot of responsibilities to get back into, so it's a little hard to get back into. It's one of the games I can recommend to everyone. It's hard if you makes it hard, cozy if you make it cozy, etc. Excellent designs, animation, gameplay, story, choices, etc. My worry is that this game is so well crafted I'm worried playing other farming games won't live up, I am so excited for ConcernedApe's new game. He is a major inspiration to start making my own games. I have also heard modded Stardew is really good and really worth checking out. All in all, a superb game loved by so many fans. Highly recommend.
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Any Stardew hot takes?
Well… since you asked.
I find Harvey too boring to care about tbh
I think Kent and Jodi should be romanceable or at least have an event where they find the spark they lost when Kent left for the war cuz I doubt this is a happy marriage and I think both deserve better
When you sit down and analyze all of the bachelors you realize that all of them are imperfect in their own way Alex starts out as a jerk and a bit too full of himself, Sebastian is rather antisocial, Sam is a manchild that can’t even hold an egg correctly, Shane also starts out as a jerk and has his alcoholism and declining mental health to deal with etc. so looking down or judging anyone for their bachelor of choice because they’re not a perfect person (most commonly Shane) is just stupid imo, just let people enjoy the spouse they’ve chosen, it’s just a game after all.
Speaking of Shane, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again the whole “Shane doesn’t need a lover he needs a friend” feels so infantilizing and degrading, cuz it just implies that because of the issues Shane goes through in his events that he should just be content with things the way they are and focus on not drinking. If you don’t want to romance Shane that’s fine go teach your spouse how to hold an egg, but stop saying that exact same thing again and again (can y’all tell I’m not a huge fan of SDV TikTokers/YouTubers?)
Sticking to Shane since he’s my fave, Shane is short and chubby/fat. You may think that this is not much of a hot take since his sprite is the shortest of the bachelors and it’s implied multiple times in his dialogues that he’s out of shape, but the last few days I’ve seen too much art of him with as little fat on him as possible or straight up looking like a purple haired Derek Hale
I’d like if the game had a little more story
That’s all I can think of for now.
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Due to a glitch in Tumblr (thank you very much, for fuck's sakes), the question was posted as a private message, can't return it. but thanks to @mazal22 , for whom I wrote the answer and was able to copy my notes. Bless your heart 🙏🙏🙏
Question: "I came up with a brilliant idea.. how about headcanons with bachelors and bachelorettes with a farmer who has a young brother/sister? That they look after him and they're just cute? Wild? Have some magic? I honestly don't know but think this just cute"
I decided to write in a new format, but still not sure. Because I couldn't decide whether to write short stories, a regular headcanon, or as a shitpost. In the end, everything was mixed together like in a salad. But anyway, I hope you like it)))
Be warned, this post is very long... Like wow
SDV and SVE bachelors:
Alex:
Oh, a new fan of the future athlete? Does they want an autograph or something?
Mmm? Raise that bench? Sure, not a problem! Now that heavy stump? With ease! Want to see what heavy things I can lift next? Something else? Lewis car? Hah, no probl-
"Alex, put my vehicle down!"
Alex is ok with the kid running around.
He notes to himself that it is quite brave and responsible of the Farmer's side to take care of the younger sibling and run the farm at the same time.
Sometimes he treats the child with ice cream from the kiosk in the summer.
Falls into a stupor if the child says that they believes in him that he will become a sports star.
...
If one of the tourists offends this kid, he will deal with Alex too, and not just with the angry Farmer.
Sam:
Sam became like a big brother to the Farmer's sibling.
He will definitely introduce them to Vincent so that they befriend and play together.
Buys them ice cream and gives them a ride on his skateboard.
Sometimes rolls them on his shoulders if they ask.
Vincent gets a little jealous and now Sam has two kids on his shoulders
It's not hard to guess that they all fell to the ground.
Sam doesn't mind watching the kids if the Farmer is too busy.
Best brother material!
Elliott:
Waking up in the morning, Elliott decided to take a walk and get some fresh air. He did not look out the window, knowing that the weather would be fine today. But in vain.
Around his house is a wall of sand.
"Your realm will soon fall before my sand army. Surrender, king of the elves."
Elf? Who is this child?
Ah, that's Farmer's sibling.
Well, Elliott understands a little about theatrical art, why not play along with the kid.
He always plays along with the siblings when they play games like this. The little one got talent, you could send them to art school, Farmer!
Allows them to braid his hair if the child asks. Just please don't pull his hair too hard!
Elliott is like a big thoroughbred noble dog: he will endure all the antics of children and will never bark.
Shane:
Despite his rudeness to the Farmer at the first meeting, he is neutral towards their sibling.
The chaotic younger sibling of the chaotic Farmer... Shane isn't sure if it's worth introducing them to Jas.
But children are children, so Jas and Farmer's sibling managed to become friends anyway.
Shane doesn't mind.
He and Farmer also began to communicate more, as two singe parents.
Although at the same time, Shane claims that he is a useless godfather and guardian.
"Uncle Shane is lying, Mr./Ms. Farmer."
"Shush, Jas."
Both Shane and Farmer now need to make sure the two kids don't get into trouble together.
Sebastian:
Acts like an awkward uncle.
How to communicate with children?
...
Do you like frogs?
Sebastian will show them his little terrarium, and will be happy if Farmer's sibling is excited about the amphibians.
He will also show his exclusive collection of comics.
Sebby, of course, is constantly on social networks, but he did not expect the child Naruto running around him.
They made Sebastian laugh, although he thought that nothing in this world would make him laugh.
Total chaos, but Sebastian is pretty cool with that.
Secretly too, Naruto runs with the sibling if they ask to join.
The Farmer caught Sebastian during this run. Busted!
Harvey:
The Farmer's sibling is a frequent visitor to the clinic.
Oh, nothing serious, just scratches on their knees and bruises on their arms. Children often run without looking under their feet and this child is no exception.
Always gives them sugar-free candy after sanitizing their scratches.
Sometimes the sibling just walks into the clinic to say hi to the uncle doctor.
Sometimes brings gifts for the doctor.
From an older sibling - vegetables and fruits.
Sometimes from themself - a cool shell or dirt.
Harvey doesn't know how to react to this. But thank the child anyway.
Victor:
He also acts like an awkward uncle (behind Sebastian in first place), but knows what to do with an energetic child when the Farmer is busy.
He has a lot of video games, what do you want to play?
Wait, they want to play a bridge simulator? They think this is an interesting game?
This is now Victor's sibling. Deal with it, Farmer.
Confused when a child does something chaotic but will support them (unless it's something dangerous, of course!).
Victor is confused, but he got the spirit. I give him 8/10 as brother/uncle material.
Lance:
Lance doesn't know what surprised him the most: the presence of a child in the Adventurers' guild, or their requests to show "fire in the palm of your hand."
He turned his head towards Marlon with a questioning look.
"Farmer's sibling. They asked to look after the kid for an hour while they clear the caves of monsters."
Oh, they have sibling?
Still, Lance gave in to the child's requests and formed a small fire sphere in his right hand.
"Awesome! See what I can"
They formed a similar sphere in their palms, but the elements of ice.
Hold on, what?
Although, remembering the event with the Farmer on Ginger island and learning about magic relics, Lance is not so surprised.
"Two talented young and chaotic mages, that's more of a headache for Magnus" Marlon thought as he watched it all.
"Indeed" Lance agrees and smiles.
Magnus:
Please don't touch this. Don't touch that either. Those books are very old, be careful! Please put the mushrooms back, he needs them for potions. For heaven's sake, stay out of his cauldron!-
Yoba, why does Magnus suffer so much.
First, Camilla with that ridiculous nicknames, blasted woman! Then Morgan almost burned down his tower, and then the Farmer and Junimos do something without warning the wizard.
And now this child. Child with magic. A walking chaos and troublemaker.
With magic and desir- put this potions back! - desire to poke their nose everywhere.
And yet, the child is kind, gets along well with Morgan, and is very talented, and...
No, don't touCH THOSE POTIONS-!
Somebody kill him.
SDV and SVE Bachelorettes:
Abigail:
At first she avoided the child. She is not a babysitter.
Then Farmer's sibling became interested in one of his older sibling's professions.
And saw Abigail again, asked if she was an adventurer too. They also want to become a warrior, and as cool as the Farmer and her.
Abby is now informally the child's mentor. No buts.
She realized that they are quite fun to be with, and they also love video games, another plus.
Abby will show them the cool crystals she found in the mines.
The child tried to bite off a piece of quartz.
Are they definitely not Abigail's distant relative, another "just taste the gem" lover?
But seriously, don't eat rocks please.
Penny:
Another young mind in her class.
Penny is very happy about the addition to her group.
Although this means more work with materials for the preparation of the school curriculum.
They are very smart and educated.
Although they give Penny a heart attack every time they climb a tree or get too close to a river bank.
Penny is like a mother hen, she doesn't let anyone go far.
She always helps them if they have learning difficulties.
Like the other children, she escorts the Farmer's sibling home.
The child always brings a beautiful and juicy apple to the young teacher. And sometimes a whole basket of apples.
Maru:
If you have problems with maths, Maru will help them.
Do you want to see the robots she makes?
Can I make the robot say something? Of course!
Makes a robot to... curse?
...
So, how old are they?
(Secretly also wants to give the robot such a function, but her father will not get it).
Gave them a couple of times to look through the telescope. With joy, she answers what kind of stars and planets they are.
"Aunt Maru, help build Lego"
Oh, with her, sibling will gather a separate civilization.
Teach them scientific puns.
Leah:
Leah's house door is now frequently knocked on.
"Aunt Leah, show me your new paintings, they are beautiful".
Well, how can Leah say no?
If the Farmer is busy then she can look after their sibling.
Mostly they are in nature.
Paints and clean sheets - and let the child create a miracle.
Sometimes they walk through the forest, where Leah shows them which berries are edible and which are poisonous.
Very proud of them if they already know.
She gets a good mood, and a basket of vegetables in gratitude from the Farmer - the day was a success.
Haley:
Haley is quite polite towards children, even if they are as chaotic as the Farm Relative.
Doesn't get mad at them even if they accidentally stained her clothes.
Periodically takes random photos of this running child.
It turns out very funny, you can make a good meme from this pictures.
And why not do it? But only of the Farmer themself and their sibling will allow it.
Now the kid is the star of the Internet.
Chaos of the Valley
Once she received a sunflower from them.
Haley will never forget this touching gift.
Scratch out the eyes with his new manicure to any bully who dares to offend them.
Try her, bitch.
Emily:
Always glad to see Farmer and their sibling at home.
She usually spoil the child with healthy sweets like pastille or sugar-free marmalade.
Emily can sew anything for them.
Do you want to be a pirate? Or an astronaut? Or maybe a vampire? Oh, or make a dinosaur costume.
Believe me, she is hung up on sewing. The main thing is to find a reason and time.
Can teach dancing or aerobics if the sibling asks.
He will tell you how to read a horoscope correctly.
Sibling will one day show her the magic in their palms.
Ah, Farmer! They are a wizard!
They are what?
Claire:
Please, child, Claire is trying to work. She is so tired
Don't ask her too many questions.
Where are their parents?
Ah, here they are. Well, not parents, but brother/sister, a new Farmer. The Farmer explained to their sibling that they should be well-mannered.
"Oh, okay. Sorry ms Claire".
Before and after work, she sees this child, but they are no longer clingy.
They greet her politely and move on.
They often give Claire dandelions they find and say she has a beautiful hair color.
A little angel.
They immediately cheer up Claire if she is depressed.
Given that the farm is very close to the bus stop, such meetings happen often.
Sometimes Claire treats the child to fresh apricots and apples that her neighbors gave her.
Sophia:
Oh hey.
...
How can Sophia talk to them?
Do you want to watch something cool on TV? I have anime, anime and... animal documentaries. Oh, and I also have anime.
With great pleasure, she will show them her cosplay.
Receive a small soft toy from the child as a gift.
"your toys will make another friend"
oh it's so cute
"And you have pretty hair like bubblegum. I like it."
Sophia, stop crying, you're scaring the child.
Do they love grampleton orange chicken as much as Sophia? And love anime?
Did someone say Sophia was an only child? Nothing like that, now she has a younger brother/sister.
Olivia:
Olivia is just like that grandmother who always spoils the children and gives them too much pocket money.
True, Olivia is not a grandmother, but a milf good looking middle-aged woman.
Spoils them to the point of impossibility, because they are so cute.
Even if the Farmer grumbles a little that she spoils them too much.
If a sibling comes to visit, they won't leave until they've eaten.
I'm telling you, she is like granny.
Olivia will show them an album of old photos of her family.
There's children's books in her library somewhere, if they're interested.
#stardew valley expanded#sve#stardew valley#sdv#sdv headcanons#sve headcanons#this is happened when you mix headcanon shitpost and fluff#pure chaos#maybe little ooc#but hey#Tumblr somehow posted this itself and the sending this as a private message#thanks tumblr#really ass fuck me this time#I cannot tag everyone I'm sorry#I'm still feel a little frustrated because this glitch incident#at least i can write this again#thanks mazzal ❤️#for the ask and for saving my headcanon
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