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do i wanna be your friend?? yes. will i message you?? no
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If you have more images like this please contact me I’m trying to start a collection
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it is pretty annoying how the fandom erases shaggys flaws to make him into a uwu precious scoobie snack babie…like hes a coward that when push comes to shove isnt there to help out his friends lmao
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Take care of yourself. And don’t trust strangers easily— it might be lethal! Being a girl is scary in so many ways. Yeah it can happen to men, but cmon they see females as an easier target.
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pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
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may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.
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please!! i miss doing these!!
Send Me Asks!
Stuff For Me To Do!
✨ = a blog rate 🌷 = favourite blogs 💕 = tumblr friends 📖 = tell a story ☕️ = shade someone 🎉 = post a selfie 👌🏼 = check out your blog (must be off anon) 🔥 = vent 🌚 = talk about my crush
Stuff For You To Do!
👀 + YOUR opinion on my blog 😎 + an anon compliment 📬 + tell me about yourself 💋 + tell me about your crush 😭 + tell me a secret on anon ❤️ + what would you do if you were dating me 🌻 + who I should follow 🌈 + tell me about your day
I’ll be answering them all tomorrow morning!
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not to invoke jk rowlings dead horse in the year 2019 but hogwardts house quizzes are always like: “You find five pence on the ground. What do you do?” A. I STEAL it and then i find the person who lost it and I bribe them for more. B. I immediately run halfway across the globe and punch a shark to return it. god i love being brave.
C. I am too busy STUDYING and LEARNING to think of things like that.
D. [reasonable answer a human being might give]
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my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
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ya’ll were really gonna let me live my life in ignorance thinking mr. rogers was straight???
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let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum
they quote gay movies
they watch cat videos on youtube
they take selfies
I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3?
come on there’s no way you can’t ship them
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