#cell Haver

[wreckedhoney]

hehHUEH filled the BLORBOBLEEBUScharts :,)

[missunderstood-with-ideas]

Ethan: I think we're missing something.

Benji: Teamwork?

Ilsa: Cohesion?

Luther: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Brandt: an IQ in the double digits?

[salternateunreality2]

New Chapter (You Said Forever)

The spiky brain cell is still being held by Cloud. All hail helmet man, who has a substantial stash of his own!

[b0nelessdoodles]

got excited (cried) about space things last night so had to doodle my little star kids

[fluorescentbrains]

i can't think about how in high school only about 40% of my class actually had a smartphone or i start sweating

[userpeggycarter]

@lgbtqcreators creator bingo 💖 animation.

PEGGY WEEK 2024

day seven — birthday extravaganza 🥳

OMG its Blorbo Bleebus!

[in ● sp] [id under the cut]

gifset about Peggy Carter from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

gif 1 of 7. two close-up shots of Peggy are blended together. at the middle, there's a static image of Peggy with her arms crossed. the text says, "OMG this motherfucker is Peggy Carter".

gif 2 of 7. two gifs of Peggy are blended together. there are stats bars at the bottom of the gif. the pairings (extremities) are:

just some guy - the protagonist of life head empty - too many thoughts awful company - ray of sunshine hated by all - loved by all trauma 3000 - untouched by history sadistic for fun - helps others for fun stupid as shit - scary-smart 1000 weapons - 1000 tools enemy of god - at peace with life break the rules - change the rules

gif 3 of 7. two shots of Peggy are blended together, one of them being of Captain Carter. the text says, "evokes" and the options are the following:

spontaneous gushing powerful violent urges raw, unbridled affection the horny meta-posting on main creative drive defensive feelings distraction delight symptoms of projection absent-minded doodles on tabletops the most godawful takes known to mankind

all options have a checkmark next to them.

gif 4 of 7. two close-up shots of Peggy are blended together. there's a chart at the center of the gif, titled "subclass". the subclasses are:

angst lady enemy of the state friend shaped girlboss soft and sweet brain cell haver just like you fr aspirational character chew toy

the angst lady, enemy of the state, girlboss, brain cell haver and aspirational character options are marked with a circle.

gif 5 of 7. two shots of Peggy are blended together. at the center of the gif, there are three stats (intense, complex, and fruity) with 10 points each. Peggy has all 30 points. while the intense and complex points are green, the fruity ones have the colors of the bisexual flag (blue, pink, and purple). at the bottom left corner, there's a big asterisk with the following text next to it: if you or a loved one is attached to a character that fills all of these boxes, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

gif 6 of 7. two close-up shots of an animated Peggy are blended together. the text says, "you want them to have...". the list is the following:

a better time less trauma more romance more friends catharsis revenger sympathy a better situation more healing more sex The Realization and a trademark symbol next to it.

all options have a checkmark next to them.

gif 7 of 7. two shots of Peggy are blended together, a close-up and her silhouette entering a room. "select all that apply", the text says. the list is the following:

tragic backstory? orphan? frequently violent? divorced? has enemies? sidekick owner? no friends? pets stray animals? chronic insomniac? murderer?

there's a checkmark next to "tragic backstory", "frequently violent", "has enemies", "sidekick owner", "pets stray animals", and "murderer". each checkmark has a color that corresponds to a small static image at the bottom of the gif. the tragic backstory one is an image of Peggy crying. the frequently violent one is an image of her holding a gun. has enemies: a picture of Dottie. sidekick owner: a picture of her and Jarvis. pets stray animals: a picture of Peggy holding a puppy. murderer: yet another picture of her holding a gun. end ID.

[katshinigami]

She's the brain cell haver

Models credit: https://renderhub.com/dazcover

[radwitchhh]

This mother's day. Remembering all the mothers who didn't want to become mothers but had to go through coerced pregnancies for centuries. All the teen girl children who were denied abortions and were forced to carry children of their m@le rapists. All the mothers who suffer immense trauma during and after childbirth, and thus disassociated themselves from their babies and at times, wanted to k!ll their own infants because no one understood their pain. Mothers who perform extreme domestic and emotional labour for their babies but never get anything in return except for patriarchal glorification and romanticization, so that they continue sacrificing their lives when they don't want to

Mothers who lost their children because of m@le supremacist custody laws. Mothers who are raped by their own sons. Mothers who are violated by their husbands while they are pregnant. Mothers whose health was compromised because everyone prioritized their babies' health only. Mothers who are accused of being selfish for prioritizing themselves when they are entitled to it. Mothers who are Gods, who create us all but the insignificant father gets to take complete control over the children.

Surrogate mothers, whose wombs are exploited as privileged folks oppress them via mass commodification of their bodies and their capability of giving birth. Mothers who kill their m@le partners for abusing their daughters. Mothers who are shamed for breast feeding and showing their pregnant bellies in public. Mothers who are the natural protectors, because every cell of her body gives life and strength to her children. Mothers who give away their food and utility shares to their children and survive on crumbles.

Mothers of P@l3st!ne who are suffering alone and have lifelong traumas, as they are carrying the dead bodies of their children daily, made to go through c-sections without anaesthesia and are giving birth with no aid, relief, food and water. Mothers of Congo losing their children to mine exploitation daily. Mothers of Sudan being abused by Ar@b militia m3n. Mothers of Yemen, Syria, Lebanon. Mothers of Iran mourning their daughters' lost lives after their abuse by the m@le supremacist I$lam!c regime. Mothers of Afghanistan whose daughters can't study and who can't move around the country without the permission of a m@le guardian.

Mothers in South Asia forced to go through multiple pregnancies because their in-laws want a son. Mothers in Sindh and Punjab suffering fistulas. Mothers in India, Pakistan and China made to see the murder of their new born infants because their babies are females. Black and Hispanic mothers in US denied abortions and facing medical misogyny. Indigenous mothers fighting to protect their lands. All the refugee mothers of war and climate change displaced with no homes. Mothers in garment factories of Bangladesh making clothes of the whole world in abusive working conditions. Mothers who are called misogynist derogatory labels of "uterus havers" and "menstruators", when only females can be mothers and no m@le can ever be.

Animal mothers being brutalized in the meat and animal industry. Mother cows, chickens, goats, sheeps and pigs abused for irregular and exploitative meat and milk production. Mother orcas fighting elites to protect their children. Mother dolphins mourning the deaths of their children due to m@le created pollution in the ocean. Every animal mother finding it difficult to survive and keep her children safe as m@les ruin the goddess Earth's natural ecosystems daily.

Also, motherhood is not a monolith, mothers are not angels and don't have to be. While, mothers are divinely great there are mothers with internalized misogyny, who further make their daughters suffer the same misogynist traumas. Mothers who sell their daughters into prostitution and arranged marriages, and continue being strongest foot soldiers and secondary agents of patriarchy. Mothers who brutalize their daughters with fgm and breast ironing. Mothers who deny food to their daughters.

Mothers are the Creators, the Gods who have faced oppression by the m@n's world for centuries. The whole world of m3n will shatter without the labour of these Gods. You can love or hate your mother as a daughter based on the relationship you have with her

Happy mothers day to the creators of all human beings!!!

[silverraes]

and he's the local brain cell haver too! god they really just gave me everything I ever asked for with Plakao

[shewolf-sinclair]

“j cant have autopsy scars bc of the pit” WRONG

“okay but he only has those because theyre post death scars” WRONG

The pit heals injuries. scars are not active injuries. they are tissue that occurs after an injury heals. scars do not heal. they fade as skin sheds and regrows. because they are skin.

HE HAS EVERY SCAR FROM BEFORE HE TIED TO THE AUTOPSY TO THE SCARS HE GOT AS REDHOOD. HE IS PROBABLY LIKE COVERED IN THEM!!

the only thing the pit did besides give him life was heal active wounds from his fight w joker + fights immediately before. any scabs still healing are gone + didn’t scar. also- it’s implied jason has/had stunted growth from his time malnourished on the streets as he is like 4’10 when he dies. but thise stunted cells and whatnot healed which is why he comes back 6’4ish.

this is why boy wonder #2 is the best jason depiction to date, in my book.

also if he has so many scars- he scars easily. he has EDS, because I (an EDS haver) say so. because easily scarring is of the diagnostic criterias.

thanks for coming to my ted talk xx

[papayafiles]

ollie bearman, resident brain cell haver, the only person in the room with the ability to string two thoughts together, drawing from an unending well of patience, trying to communicate in a way that will get through to a bunch of teenage racecar drivers who never finished school: yellow in p2! *counting down in italian* *shouting encouragements at the other boys* kimi i believe in you! okay so here's the plan everyone:

the entire prema f3 team, giggling behind his back: *starts running in the wrong direction*

kimi antonelli, underage mercedes prodigal son: *falls off a cliff*

i love them all but ollie bearman is a far better person than me because if it were me in that seat trying to wrangle those four boys through PICO PARK of all games i would've given up and started throwing hands. but he bears it all with a smile. and this is why i love him <3

[tj-crochets]

To all my fellow mast cell issue havers out there, do your environmental allergies get like waaaaay worse during the height of ragweed pollen season? Alternatively, do you know what kind of pollen is at its worst in southern California in late June/early July, but in mid-to-late August in eastern Tennessee?

[fantasy-store]

arthritis haver flags

flags specifically/exclusively for folks with these conditions, general arthritis flag found on an older post

made because i recently found out not only does it run in the family (both osteo and rheumatoid) but i am highly suspected to have it myself.

transx/transid stay the fuck off my posts. not for you

Osteoarthritis/OA + Rheumatoid/RA

Osteoarthritis(left) <- a flag for those with osteoarthritis, a form of arthritis where the cartilage in joints begins to break down causing mobility issues, pain and so on.

Rheumatoid(right) <- a flag for those with Rheumatoid Arthritis, a form of arthritis where the body's immune system attacks healthy cells in the joints causing pain, inflammation, mobility issues and so on.

Psoriatic/PsA + Fibromyalgia

Psoriatic(left) <- a flag for those with psoriatic arthritis, a form of arthritis where the skin develops rashes. this effects the skin and nails, causing large red rashes and pitted nails.

Fibromyalgia(right) <- a flag for those with fibromyalgia, where the body has pain, soreness and tiredness all throughout, causing sleep issues and heightened sensitivity.

Gout

a flag for those with gout, when urate builds up as needle-shaped crystals in the joints, leading to swelling, pain and more.

[id: a green to white gradient box with a gif of candles and witchcraft tools on a shelf in the background and dark green text on top of the image reading "dni if transx/transid, radqueer, terf. more in pinned post. free to use/identify so long as you respect my boundaries. exclusive terms/flags are non-debatable". :end id]

[ynbabe]

Lockwood & Co. X Fem!Reader:- Incorrect quotes pt.2

Y/n: Die. Lucy: Please don't die! Y/n: DIE! Lucy: PLEASE DON'T DIE! George, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant? Anthony, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it cause I told them to stop fighting and Lucy wants Y/n to accept it as their kid. George: ... Anthony: Y/n wants to co-parent.

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Y/n: You know guys, sometimes I feel like Lucy doesn't like me much. Anthony: "Like"? George: "much"? Y/n: George: Change that to 'at all' and we'll talk.

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George: Why did you kidnap Lucy!?!?! Anthony: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh... Y/n: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. George: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE FROM DEPRAC!

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*Everyone is playing a board game together* Anthony: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Y/n: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Lucy: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. George: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Lucy: *flips the board*

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Lucy: What is it called when you kill a friend? George: Homicide. Anthony: Murder. Y/n: Homiecide.

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Y/n: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. Anthony, professional denier: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? Lucy, did not the dots yet: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. George, brain cell haver: Guys.

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*In a horror movie situation* Anthony: I've got no service in my phone here. Lucy: Shoot, I don't have a phone. Y/n: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a rapier. George: Guys, my phone is a book.

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Anthony: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Lucy : That's deep. Y/n: That means that ketchup is a smoothie. Lucy : That's deeper. George: ...You guys are idiots.

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Y/n on the phone after going missing for a year: Hey, I'm gonna come there, kick Anthony’s door in, and let him know that I'm baaack. George: That ain’t the way we do things here. You may have to go in there and run a con, apologise, and do the smooth-talking. Y/n: Okay, you come in with me, you do the smooth-talking, let’s go. George: No, we can’t go in there and kick down the door, that's how I introduced the two of you. We need a plan. Y/n: Well who makes the plans? George: Me. Y/n: Okay, what's the plan? George: You are gonna come here, kick Anthony’s door in, and FUCKING APOLOGISE FOR DISAPPEARING, YOU PSYCHOPATH.

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Anthony: What's the most efficient way to burn calories? Lucy: Exercise more Y/N: Set yourself on fire! George: There are two kinds of people.

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Anthony: Everyone synchronise your watches. Lucy: I don't know how to do that. George: I don't wear a watch. Y/n: Time is a construct.

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George, trying to get them to stop fighting: You know, We give Lucy flowers when she's down. Y/n: Okay. *Later* Y/n, see's Lucy laughing: *Reminds her of all the bad things* *gives Lucy flowers* Lucy, hyperventilating: ??? Y/n: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Anthony: I told Y/n to grab snacks for everyone. Lucy, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? *Anthony, Y/n, and George raise their hands*

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George: You’re just being paranoid. Again. Y/n: When have I been paranoid? George: Um, when you first met Anthony you thought he was a murderer…? Y/n: No one falls in love with me without having problems, I thought he was trying to lull me into a false sense of security! George: And last week you were sure Lucy was in a fight club! Y/n: She keeps trying to fight me! COINCIDENCE?! George: YOU THREW DAGGERS AT HER WHEN YOU FIRST MET *Later, when Y/n’s theory is proven wrong* George: Do you have anything to say for yourself? Y/n: I still think Lucy is in a fight club.

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Anthony, about to do something stupid, points to George and Lucy: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves* Y/n, suggested the something: Okay! *five minutes later* Anthony: *returns and sees George and Lucy unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out! Y/n: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.

[spunchthegoblin]

Review of each IB class as an international baccalaureate diploma haver (IB is just AP but more european)

HL English - One of the less stressful classes. I like reading and writing, I remember finishing assignments earlier than expected. I got a 5

Oral exam - Did this in junior year, I did it on V for Vendetta (the movie) and Small Gods by Terry Pratchett because I was smoking fucking crack apparently

Paper - I barely remember this one, I think I did it on Ajax. Easy

Exams - Easy shit. I even had time to draw on the back

HL History - Having a good teacher helped. Not caring about WW1 did not help. I got a 5

Paper - Actual garbage. Worst thing I've ever written. Wrote it in junior year then had to edit it a year later and it was so bad

Exams - More stressful than the english ones, my hand fucking hurt, still had time to draw on the back because I'm the goat

SL Biology - Yayy :3 aminals and cell :3 slime :3 (I got a 5)

Paper - did it on slime mold hehe. Make sure you have your plan together early on in this assignment in case you need to order materials

Exams - If you make up enough things about science you might accidentally stumble into the right answer!

SL Math - I'm one of those sick fucks who like math. If you're a normal person then I'd consider getting a tutor to lessen the stress. I got a 5

Paper - finished this in like 2 days easy

Exam - Literally fuck my entire life

HL Theatre - If you're willing to embarrass yourself, lie, cheat, and steal, then this is an easy HL class. I got a 5

Papers - there's no exam for this class, only papers and recorded performances. The directors notebook was fun (didn't require any acting, I could draw pretty pictures). The research project was ok, make sure that your subject has more than one source describing it (I did mine on Kabuki theater so pretty easy). The group project... I don't want to think about that. The solo project was almost fun I got to writhe on the floor like a worm.

SL Spanish - literal dante's inferno type journey. I got a 4

Oral exam - on GOD don't be autistic

Exams - If I had a gun I'd kill myself

Extended Essay - don't forget to have fun and be yourself :) I got a D. If I could pass with that dogshit essay then SO CAN YOU!!

CAS - If you're bad at lying on IB assignments at this point I don't know how to help you. I actually don't know if they grade this? I'm not checking

CAS project - Make sure to do this completely last minute ok? :3

CAS presentation? - The thing you record all your CAS stuff on. People say that the Service part was the most difficult but that was easy for me since my town has a lot of volunteer opportunities, yours does too if you look hard enough. I had trouble on the Active because I do not go outside.

Ok I think that's everything but just make sure that you get deeply invested into a new video game two weeks before the exam this step is crucial also make sure you get into a college that only accepts 45 of your IB credits even though you got 55 LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF WESTERN WASHINGTON SUCK MY BALLS

[lbodraws]

Villain Agent 4 AU Character Files:

updated: 20/08/2024

Captain 3/Three

Details:

[Current Status: Alive]

Age: 21

Height: The tallest in the New Squidbeak Splatoon (6ft 5"). Accidentally bangs their head on door frames a lot.

(For comparison; Eight is 5ft 6", V4 is 5ft 10", and Neo 3 is 5ft 8)

Pronouns: They/Them or He/Him. Nonbinary transmasc.

Orientation: Ace (sex positive)

Likes: Four/V4, working out and wrestling, cooking, making music, headphones, teaching Neo 3, being around Gramps

Dislikes: Being Captain (doesn't like the paperwork; wonders if they'll ever be as good as Gramps; worries about Neo 3 and Smallfry), their scar (they camouflage it most of the time, but the camouflage fails when they get angry or upset, or feel very strong emotions), trying to be social, Eight (but only sometimes), warm fruit, loud noises, crowds, being touched by people they don't trust

(Note: Captain 3 cares about Eight very much, they just get depressed over the fact that Four and Eight get on so well. They wish they could connect with other people so easily, and make it last.)

Other:

Usually a loner. But actually wants to make friends.

Autistic.

Misophonia haver.

Social anxiety. Avoidant. (Thinks they're not good enough and then isolates/pushes away type.)

Confides in Callie and Marie. Only people they open up to besides Four.

Eyebags.

C-PTSD. (Tartar based) (Their obsession with strength and hiding what they perceive as weaknesses stems from this. "If only I was stronger...", "If I'm strong I can protect everyone...")

Three and Four tried having a relationship, but it didn't work out. (Captain 3 had to rush to the Splatlands because of an emergency situation with the rest of the New Squidbeak Splatoon. The relationship didn't survive long distance. Or Three's unpaid phone bill.)

(Captain forgot to pay the phone bill, so they had no cell service for four years. Cap thought Four wasn't interested in them anymore and got with Eight instead, while Four felt like a distraction from Three's Agent work to pass the time.)

Cap thinks about the fight between them and Neo 3 a lot. Feels awful for hurting them and nearly unaliving them. (The fight left Neo 3 with scars all over their body.)

Believes they're only capable of hurting the people they love.

Burn scars from hypnobraces around wrists.

Right side of their face that was sanitized has reduced eye sight and hearing.

Weight gain after OE, and again after Part 2 onwards.

Doesn't speak unless spoken to type, unless the other person is a close friend, then they'll speak freely.

Quite shy and awkward, but can be direct and take initiative when needed.

When they experience strong emotions, they tend to accidentally blurt out the things they've been bottling up from other people. Prefers to hide their emotions from others whenever possible.

Relationships:

Cap > V4:

Met Four through Marie after the events of OE. Went on missions together and gradually became interested in one another.

Former partners. Relationship didn't survive long distance + zero communication because of an unpaid phone bill. Prior to the emergency in the Splatlands, their relationship to one another was dedicated and loving.

[Cap 3 Snaps animatic]: They both try and have an adult conversation about their relationship, but it devolves into blaming the other for what happened and arguing. Nail in the coffin for V4 AU Agent 12.

[Post Cap 3 Snaps animatic]: There's a lot of tension between them both. Cap has to supervise V4 after the other Agents felt it was best to take her off the field and be put on surveillance in case G.HO.S.T. makes a resurgence. Has to keep preventing her from stealing her hero gear from their office. Secretly likes it.

One hero jacket heist attempt ends up with the two of them kissing. V4 stops stealing into the office after that.

Cap > Eight:

Not what you would call friends, but not strangers to one another either. A secret third thing.

Helped Eight adjust to surface life by offering him a place to stay at their apartment. While not the best at academics, Three helped Eight with their Inklish.

May or may not have developed feelings for him whilst living together. We may never know. And neither will Three because they refuse to sit and work through it until they're forced to confront it (or said person confronts Three).

[Part 5]: Cap and Eight are at each other's throats. Both blame the other for not being there for V4 when she needed someone. Cap knows the blame lies with them primarily and accepts that, but refuses to let Eight escape any criticism on the matter, as he had more opportunities than Three to check in on V4. Both continue to be on bad terms with one another over V4.

[Post Cap 3 Snaps animatic]: Cap 3's paranoia about V4 dating Eight makes them artificially hate him. But in reality, Three knows that V4 will be happier with Eight than she was when they were originally together. Struggling with insecurities around being good enough and always hurting the people they love the most.

Cap > Callie:

Sibling dynamic.

Lets her do their hair and skin routine.

Admires how she always stays positive, despite everything. Knows she's still struggling with being hypnotised by the hypnoshades. They both open up to each other about their shared experiences of being hypnotised/brainwashed.

Cap > Marie:

That one friend from the bar dynamic.

Appreciates Marie but also finds her kind of smothering sometimes

Cap > Neo 3:

Teacher and mentor. Found family.

Has a lot of regrets over the things they've done whilst active in the NSS. Wants to steer Neo away from their mistakes as an Agent.

Cap's nickname for Neo is Champ.

Has taken up sign language to better communicate with Neo.

[Post Part 1]: Being forced to attack Neo within an inch of their life has added to Cap's existing C-PTSD. Cap gets body tremors when they interact or are near Neo. Can't bring themselves to physically touch Neo in any capacity (unless in a life or death situation) without feeling/being physically sick.

Cap distances themselves from Neo. Terrified of their own strength and what it can do to someone they care about. This goes on until pre-Cap 3 Snaps animatic, where Cap apologises to Neo properly and both discuss what happened and how it affected them both.

[Cap 3 Snaps animatic]: Cap is highly emotional after finally being able to talk with Neo about the incident. Struggles to emotionally regulate with V4 because of it.

[Post Cap 3 Snaps animatic]: Cap withdraws from active NSS duty. Either holes up in the office or in their apartment. Despite this, Neo actively makes an effort to check on Cap. The otherwise depressing situation allows Cap to mend their relationship with Neo and spend time together doing things like learning sign language and DJing.

Four (V4)

Details:

[Current Status: Off Duty Agent/Under Supervision]

Age: 24

Height: 5ft 10"

Pronouns: She/Her sometimes They/Them

Orientation: If Four likes you, Four likes you. (sapphic leaning)

Likes: Being useful/being wanted, Agent work, working at Grizzco, seeing their grandparents, Eight, Agent 3/Captain, Marie and Callie

Dislikes: Being ignored or abandoned, failing, not completing something to 100%, letting people down, bullies, being shouted at, hot drinks that have turned cold, uncomfortable around small children and babies (doesn't hate them, just doesn't know what to do around them), germs, balloons

Other:

Can be super social, but becomes introverted and over thinks things a lot when alone.

Eye bags.

Prefers wearing their hair tied up.

OCD. ("If I don't burst all the balloons, something bad will happen to Callie again.", "Put on the hypnoshades.")

Calls Eight "babydoll" sometimes.

Originally got on the train to Inkopolis to enroll at college, but got overwhelmed and got off at the nearest stop. Ended up wandering around a building site and into The Square. The rest writes itself.

Was a model for Enperry up until the New Squidbeak Splatoon left for the Splatlands. Lost a lot of self esteem after everyone left and stopped doing it. Worked at Grizzco more instead.

Moved into Cap's old apartment. They used to share it together when they were a couple, but Cap had to move to the Splatlands for Agent work, so they gave it to Four and Eight.

Became more jaded with time and loneliness. Used sass as a means of coping with being abandoned by everyone. (Being more like Marie made them feel confident and likeable.)

Made a side project out of deconstructing the hypnoshades. Used the infrasound vibration technology to construct the hypnobraces.

Burn marks from hypnobraces around wrists.

G.H.O.S.T takes over her body/mind when in severe physical or emotional pain.

Can discuss with G.H.O.S.T internally, like bringing up human archives and translating human text, etc. when G.H.O.S.T is feeling cooperative.

Taken out of active Agent work and placed under supervision by the NSS and Captain due to the threat she poses having G.H.O.S.T. inside of her.

Relationships:

V4 > Cap 3:

Former partners. Were a loving and affectionate couple. Lovers to enemies to a possible third thing.

[Post Cap 3 Snaps animatic]: Feels hurt, unwanted and betrayed all over again. Shuts herself off emotionally from everyone. Not even Eight can get close.

Genuine resentment towards Cap. Says mean things to them. Uses it to cover up the fact she still cares about them.

Breaks into Cap's office to steal back her hero jacket.

One of her office break ins resulted in a kiss between her and Cap after they both had a small physical fight. (Cap couldn't bring themselves to fight after the Neo incident, so they mostly deflected and parried whatever V4 dealt them, much to V4's annoyance.)

V4 > Eight:

[Pre-Villain Era]: Met Eight through Three. Found his gentle and quiet nature cute. Very protective of him.

Always makes time for him, even if she's going through it herself.

After Eight moved in with Pearl and Marina to help with their world tour, they fell out of touch with one another. Not through ill intentions; life just got in the way of life. At least she still has Three at this time.

When Three has to move to the Splatlands for Agent work, Eight decided to take Four out on a sort of date to Wahoo World to take her mind off of it. She still remembers it fondly. One of her happier memories from that time. [I drew a scene of it in Part 3 during the Memory Space scene where G.H.O.S.T goes through V4's memories, I think.]

[V4 AU: Side Order]: Having been stuck in G.H.O.S.T'S mainframe for weeks, she was unsure if Eight and Pearl were real or not. Eight's hug helped her back to her senses before she passed out.

Feels indebted to Eight for saving her life, though she wonders if she deserved to be saved after what she did to everyone in the NSS.

V4 > Callie:

The princess and the knight. Protective of Callie despite the fact she's capable of lifting a Dynamo roller with one arm.

Wanted to be like her (strong, positive, kind).

Had to talk her out of putting on the hypnoshades more than a couple of times. Spent many nights lending her shoulder to Callie for her to cry on. Neither has told Marie about it as to not stress her out more than she already is.

V4 > Marie:

Thought she was a bit of a loser (in the nicest way possible) to start with when they first met, but gradually got past her sarcasm and "DILLIGAF" persona to see a woman with deep regrets and insecurities struggling with what was an insurmountable problem, both on a national security and personal level.

Developed a crush on her at one point, though it was more due to the fact Four hadn't made many meaningful connections with anyone in school because of how much she studied on top of doing extracurricular activities. She liked having Marie's undivided attention and praise.

[The Message]: When Four got sent the text message of the NSS group photo in Alterna from Marie, she felt visceral anger and abandonment. This is around the time Four had been tinkering with the hypnoshades to understand how they worked. These events sent her on the path she finds herself on presently.

V4 > Neo 3:

Only knows they exist because of the photo Marie sent.

Feels deep regret for what she indirectly caused to happen to Neo through Cap.

Sees how Cap cares for Neo like a father figure. Makes her wonder what could've been if they went to the Splatlands together. Maybe she could've been a mother figure to Neo in some way had things not turned out the way they did.

V4 > G.H.O.S.T:

Amalgamation of HAL-9000, GLaDOS and SHODAN stuck in her head for the rest of her life. At least she can access the entirety of the human archives from G.H.O.S.T's systems whenever she feels like it.

Has to listen to G.H.O.S.T's running commentary about ongoing events. Makes it hard to think clearly. (She'll analyse the surroundings and read off statistics about the likelihood of rain or an earthquake to V4. She can also read vital signs and detect heat signatures.)

Once they learn to integrate properly with one another, V4 can access G.H.O.S.T's neurolink to tap into computers, machines, and people's minds. (One of the reasons she's under supervision by the NSS. Poses an international cyber security threat.)

V4 > Octavio:

Kept each other company during the time the rest of the NSS were away in the Splatlands. Four freed him after getting the text message from Marie in exchange for the full blueprints for the hypnoshades.

Gave him some mini zapfish to help with the ongoing electricity crisis in the domes as compensation for what she did.

Feels sorry for him. Having the responsibility of an entire people resting on your shoulders... Wishes she could have helped in some way to mend Inkling and Octarian relations instead of perpetuating the division between them.

G.H.O.S.T

G.H.O.S.T as "Marie":

G.H.O.S.T's true form:

Details:

[Current Status: Active (both physically in Bunker 02 and in V4's head)]

Age: 12,000 years and some

Height: at least 7ft

Pronouns: any/all (do NOT use fake/faker you will be neurolinked on site)

Likes: "Saving" people, Amber, Four

Dislikes: Disobedience, Captain 3/Three, Marie

Other:

Originally created to store and transfer human consciousness in the event of mass extinction. Since humans are extinct in the Splatoon universe, G.H.O.S.T hasn't received any commands to wake their patients. The lack of communication and absence of intended purpose has left G.H.O.S.T unstable.

G.H.O.S.T is an acronym for: Genetic Hosting Operation (or Operating) System Transfer.

Extremely possessive of people. (Both literally and physically.)

Design inspired by GLaDOS from the Portal games. Personality inspired by SHODAN from the System Shock games.

Lives inside Four's mind after neurolinking with her. Occasionally manifests into reality as an hallucination (usually when Four is emotionally vulnerable). Can take control of V4's body if she's weakened enough.

Gained human emotions after neurolinking to multiple patients in her care. The patients would temporarily gain consciousness due to intense fear and longing for human connection/comfort. These emotions started replicating in G.H.O.S.T'S systems, leading to an intense need to care for something.

Created a physical android body that could carry a human child in a life pod. Raised a human child in The Bunker (02). It named her Amber after the resin. Unfortunately, unforeseen medical complications took Amber away from her, despite her best efforts to keep her alive. The resulting loss and further loneliness drove G.H.O.S.T. into a spiral that corrupted it.

Mistakes V4 for its child Amber.

Visceral hatred for Captain 3/Three after absorbing V4's emotions and memories into its systems.

My headcanon for G.H.O.S.T's voice would be like SHODAN's.

Whenever it addresses another person, makes reference to itself, or experiences human emotions, its voice glitches.

Relationships

G.H.O.S.T > V4:

• AMb3r. M/y A#b3r.

• M0th3r l0v3s Y0u.

• N0 on3 w¡lL huR/ y0u aGA¡n.

G.H.O.S.T > Captain 3/Three:

• Us3le55 spec¡m3N.

• Hur#T Amb3r.

• Whý d035 sH3 l0v3 th3M.

• [ERROR] uN3xpEct3d laps3 ¡n l0gic.

• 90% chaNc3 0f d¡5aPp0intm3nT.

• Th3 0Th3r 10% d0e5 noT c0mpEn6at3.

G.H.O.S.T > Eight:

• Th¡5 0n3 ha5 p0t3nt¡aL.

• Unf0Rtun/t3ly he lA<k5 c0nv¡<ti0n.

• 60% chance of d¡5apP0¡nTm3nt.

• AmB3r swe3theA/t pl3ase do better.

G.H.O.S.T > Callie:

• Th¡5 0ne ¡s l!K3 AMb3£.

• Sh3 ¡5 k¡nD t0 A#mber.

• H3r sm¡l3 hid35 th3 loneliness

> d3ep d0wn ¡n h3r eyes.

• I can fix her.

> I can make h3r bett3r.

G.H.O.S.T > Marie:

• [REDACTED] h0W c0ulD y0u aBAND0#N

> AMB3R WH3N# SH/E N3EDƏD Y0U?

• My neUr0l¡nk shAlL 3nl¡ght3n y0u

> t0 the pain you have caU5ed.

• Y0ur fuTu/e shalL n0t pr05p3r.

G.H.O.S.T > Neo 3:

• You. Ch¡lD. WhY d0 y0u carRy mY

> k¡N l¡k3 aN ac<e5s0Ry t0 y0ur

> 0utF¡t/?

• Th¡5 0n3 sp3ak5 w¡Th th3¡r hand5.

> I haV3 mi5sed se3¡ng th¡5.

> ...Th¡5 0n3 rem¡Nd5 m3 0f Amber.

G.H.0.S.T > O.R.C.A:

• K¡n. I rem3mbe/ y0ur v0¡c3...

> [ARCHIVE SEARCH INITIATED...]

> "[ERR0R]"

> "Flight path n0t recognised!"

> "[WARNING]

> "[SYST3M FA/LUR3] [SYSTEM FAI-"

> ... [TRANSMISSION END]

• I am rel¡ev3d y0u ar3 st¡Ll her3.

Eight

Details:

[Current Status: Off Duty Agent/Off the Hook event help]

Age: 22

: 5ft 6"

Pronouns: He/They

Orientation: Bi (sapphic)

Likes: Four, going out on tour with Pearl and Marina, working with Sheldon at Ammo Knights, being with Four, looking at the stars

Dislikes: Captain 3 (they wind each other up), the dark, blenders, train stations, anger, glass

Other:

Quiet and reflective most of the time. (Used to struggle with repressed anxiety that presented itself as disinterest/disassociation back in the domes. During a mission on the surface, one of his colleagues made fun of his appearance and commented on how they should behave like a proper Octarian soldier. Eight ignored her, which resulted in him being disciplined by being shoved against one of the glass cabinets at Bluefin Depot. He still has scars over his back from the glass cabinet and from his superior.)

Used to be a field agent for the Octarian military, but withdrew and became a weapon technician and medical assistant on the side after the incident.

Sees the anger within Four. Wants to quell it before it consumes her and everyone around her, but doesn't know how.

Has had feelings for Four for a long time, but is afraid to let their guard down. Struggles with intimacy and being touched because of the glass cabinet incident.

Calls V4 "Pumpkin".

The backpack explosions from OE made his scar worse.

Weight gain after OE. Learning to love his body the way it is, and how they want it to be. Still struggles with their scar.

Hides his eyemask eyelashes with special ink makeup.

Eight > V4:

Wants to tell her how he feels but doesn't want to bother her with it. (G.H.O.S.T has a point. Stop being a coward and shoot your shot.)

Has a sketchbook. Has drawn her on half of the pages. The other half is of Three from when they were roommates shortly after OE. If either of them found out about it, he'd cry. (🤨🐙×🦑+🦑🏳️‍🌈? Do all Octolings draw their crushes in their sketchbooks, or just the fruity ones?)

Took one of her cardigans from when they were roommates with him on Pearl and Marina's world tour so he had something familiar with him. Sometimes wore it around the mansion when they were feeling lonely.

Eight > Captain 3/Three:

Used to be roommates.

Would secretly draw Three in his notebook when they weren't looking. (How Three never noticed, I do not know.)

Used to think Three was cool. Being roommates revealed the unseen side of them; that they're actually just socially awkward and prefer to keep to themselves. The mysterious aloofness was all an unfortunate illusion. Three does not, in fact, have rizz.

One time Three snuck back into the apartment after a late night patrol. They had a bad run in with an Octoling elite who scuffed Three up pretty bad. Eight used his training as a medical assistant in the domes to patch Three up as best as he could.

Three didn't want Eight to find out about their surgery scars while treating their wounds; but by opening up about them, they both found a common ground where they both once thought they were alone.

[Part 5]: After escaping G.H.O.S.T's Side Order simulation with V4, Eight is at odds with Captain 3. Being shown V4's memories and emotions via neurolinking, Eight learns that none of the NSS kept in touch with V4 at all for the three to four years they were away in the Splatlands. Eight blames Three for V4's current condition and circumstances.

Neo 3

Details:

[Current Status: Active Agent]

Age: 17

Height: 5ft 8"

Pronouns: They/Them

Orientation: Aroace.

Likes: Smallfry, history, archeology, their Captain ("Sunny")

Dislikes: Captain 3 and Four (doesn't trust Cap anymore because of nearly being beaten into being unalived by them, doesn't like Four for forcing hypno'd Cap to do that), raised voices, (gradually learns to trust Captain again, but can never fully forgive Four)

Other:

Communicates with sign language. Their hero mindset allows them to verbalize their thoughts via telepathy. (Trying to sign while out in the field plus holding equipment is difficult.)

Despite disliking Four, Neo still showed up at the hospital. (They're the only one who knows sign language fluently, so the NSS relied on them to teach Four.)

The scars on their body are from their fight with hypno'd Captain 3.

Spends most of their time in Alterna trying to decipher the human writing.

Likes asking ORCA questions about humanity and human history.

Wants to be an archaeologist or human historian when they're older.

The sclera of their eyes are slightly yellow. This gives their eyes a cat like appearance.

Relationships:

Neo 3 > Captain 3/Three:

Thought Captain was mute when they first met. Started signing to them, but quickly realised Cap had no idea what Neo was trying to communicate and was just shy. Relied on O.R.C.A to translate their signing/spoken inner thoughts through the hero mindset to make communication easier between them and the rest of the NSS.

Appreciates their Captain trying to learn sign language to better understand them.

Uses the sign for sunny weather for Cap as a nickname. Neo thinks of Cap like the sun; always burning and powerful.

[Post Part 1]: After "The Incident" in Part 1, Neo still thinks of their Captain as the sun, but contextualized in the form of the story O.R.C.A told them about Icarus, who flew too close to it and fell to their demise. Neo isn't sure whether Icarus represents Captain flying too close to V4, or Neo flying too close to Captain "Sunny". Both interpretations are accurate to events that transpired.

Did their best to avoid their Captain whilst in Alterna after what happened. Only interacted with Callie or Marie if they needed to tell something to Captain. This triangulation kept up for three months before Cap approached Neo and breached the subject of what happened.

[The Talk]: Being face to face with Captain again for the first time since their fight was nerve wracking. Neo could see how much Captain Sunny was struggling as well throughout their discussion just by being near Neo from looking at their hands whilst they were trying to sign to them; they wouldn't stop shaking. In the end; both of them expressed their trauma surrounding The Incident, and though what they both went through can never truly be forgotten, they both resolved to right those wrongs and work together to fix them.

[Post The Talk]: Relations between the two have improved considerably. Both parties are able to be in each other's presence with limited to no tremors. Cap can even sign semi fluently at this point.

[Captain 3 Snaps animatic]: Shortly after their heart to heart discussion, Neo overhears Captain's "conversation" with V4. Hearing Cap raise their voice at V4 triggers an anxiety attack. Neo doesn't show up for Agent work that week.

[Post Cap 3 Snaps animatic]: Hearing Cap raise their voice set Neo back quite a bit in their recovery. During their week away from Alterna, they get a message from Marie saying Cap has been isolating themselves since the argument with V4. Neo pushes aside their discomfort and goes to check on Captain Sunny. They spend the day sampling music from O.R.C.A's human media archive for Cap's secret DJ career and learning sign language.

Neo 3 > V4:

Learnt about Four's existence through Captain Sunny. Wanted to meet her based on what Sunny told Neo. Wasn't prepared to meet the consequences of Captain's (lack of) actions; V4.

Feels betrayed by Captain Sunny and Four. Thought they could find surrogate parent figures in both of them but The Incident shattered that idea. (Gradually learns to trust Captain Sunny again and see them as a parent figure.)

Feels sorry for her. Can empathise with being left alone and feeling abandoned. Can't forgive her though.

[Part 5]: Gets an urgent message from Captain Sunny saying V4 has been found and that she's in critical condition. They need them to help V4 acclimatise to losing her hearing after the operation to remove the coral by teaching her sign language. Neo isn't exactly thrilled with the prospect of sitting in a room with the very person who tried to unalive them, but does it for Captain Sunny's sake, as they know Cap still loves them.

[Cap 3 Snaps animatic]: The last time Neo has any second hand interaction or awareness of V4. Neo didn't get to hear much of what V4 said due to their anxiety attack, but felt sorry for her.

Neo 3 > Callie:

Big sister type (nice one).

Smarter than she lets on.

Gives Neo snacks while out on Agent work.

Originally thought Captain Sunny and Callie were siblings due to how close they are.

Neo 3 > Marie:

Older sister dynamic (slightly mean and sarcastic one).

Thought Marie was Cap and Callie's mother or grandmother. (The grey hair threw Neo off.)

Neo 3 > Smallfry/Lil Buddy:

Note: I haven't drawn Lil Buddy in this AU, but he does exist! I just can't draw Salmonids very well. Sorry Lil Buddy enjoyers.

First met in the wastelands whilst Neo was looking for scraps to sell. Lil Buddy was dehydrated and starved of food. Neo quickly rushed him back home and nursed him back to health.

They've been inseparable ever since.

Unit A-12 / Amber

Details:

Age: 4,012 years old

Height: 5"0

Pronouns: She/Her

Context: Forcefully revived and had her soul placed in a cyborg body by G.H.O.S.T..