#can’t you please be normal?
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I HAVE NEVER PLAYED DMC BUT I KNOW THESE TWO ARE SIBLINGS, STOP PLEASE JUST STOP
SHIP DANTE WITH A HOT PIZZA MAN OR WOMAN OR ANYTHING THATS NOT HIS SIBLINGS OR IS RELATED TO HIM
PLEASE I BEG OF YOU
#vergil dmc#dmc dante#dmc vergil#dmc#dmc5#devil may cry 5#devil may cry#:( why#why just why#why???#whyyyy#why must this happen#can’t you please be normal?#this needs to stop#this needs to end#i’m sick of this#i need bleach#tw for everything#spardacest
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
#bloodweave#astarion x gale#gale x astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim#my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me#my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun#can’t wait til tomorrow hehe
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My world shattering when I realize that Chilchuck is underweight
Post-canon Chilchuck stops dieting and gains weight real
Edit: I am going to SCREAM
#Dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#give him the dad bod. He earned his beer belly#It makes me sad please retire and let yourself live. Gonna draw him chubby.#Someone mentioned that with the changeling incident halfling Marcille and dwarf Laios had a hard time keeping up with the others’ pace#Which implied that Chilchuk is normally kind of running everywhere with the party#He doesn’t look toned tho he looks like he’s all skin and bones nooooo#Senshi feed this man#i reblogged with more evidence/interesting stuff btw#Isn’t it kinda messed up how half-foots don’t show the same physical signs of starving that other races do?#Who knows how many of them are malnourished. You can’t tell at a look#That does tie in with how other races dismiss them and their struggles tbh. Such “small” and “hard to notice” problems
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Black Myth: Wukong rant because I’m just… so tired of you people.
I hate the community this game has cultivated. I hate looking through the tags and seeing people tearing each other apart over a game based on a story I love.
There’s two stances:
Those who say that merely interacting with the game is in support of all the terrible things the developers have (allegedly) done. Who parade accusations that many have stated were mistranslated and that the situation is far more complicated than it appears.
Those who mock the former by making a straw man of their concerns while simultaneously displaying their misogyny, racism, homophobia, and general traits that make it clear they’ve never touched a woman in their life.
One is slightly more tolerable than the other. Neither make me feel welcome in enjoying this project I’ve been looking forward to for years.
I will be talking more about purple, because I don’t speak Chinese, and feel that I have no authority speaking too much on orange.
Purple people are beyond insufferable.
I think that most of this came from a Screen Rant review that listed one of the game’s flaws as “a lack of diversity.” This is an accurate analysis, and has been warped beyond belief.
I can understand the outrage… a bit. When playing a game surrounding Chinese culture, in which you play as an inhuman character fighting equally inhuman enemies, it doesn’t make too much sense to request racial representation. And when there isn’t any romance, representation for sexual orientations also wouldn’t work. Including anything in those merit would feel forced and out of place, I agree.
But you wanna know what the reviewer wrote?
She was concerned about the lack of women.
She felt unwelcome when playing a game made by rumoured misogynists because there were no women at all.
And she explicitly said that the game was still enjoyable despite this.
She gave it such a “low score” (3/5) because of the performance issues and repetitiveness. By her own rating, the game was listed as “Worth a shot despite its flaws.”
Everything got so bad they had to take down her name for her safety.
People in the purple category took this review to mean that the “woke left” was “pushing an agenda” and “trying to cancel this game for not having pansexual nonbinary black people.” Which, as I’m sure you can now understand, was not the case. The boycott surrounding this game is purely based on accusations targeted towards the developers, not the game’s content.
Of course, I don’t expect many of the aforementioned people in this category to care too much. I’ve seen the Steam reviews where they praise the lack of women. I’ve read the Reddit threads where they feel grateful that there’s “finally a company who understands the male authority.” I’ve scrolled through post after post on Tumblr that “no one would want to play a game where females jiggle their tits around while doing nothing.”
That last one gets me. It’s really telling what you can learn about a person when they say things like that.
The point is, these people make me feel very unwelcome in a community that previously made me most comfortable.
So let’s recap:
The people who I would find community with are portraying the mere interest in this game as a sin that’s worthy of being blocked and shamed over, and the people who are actually in this community remind me why I’m terrified to walk alone.
I have a lot more that I want to say on this, but I don’t really have the words quite yet, and still need to do a fair amount of research (which I probably won’t be doing because holy shit I’m so done with this). Maybe I’ll come back and add some more, but for now I just might block the tag entirely.
I just feel shitty ‘s’all ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ
#this is a cry for help can a normal fan please find this post and mutual me#note that this post is about extremists and if you’re an orange person who’s cautiously enjoying the game despite the drama#I’m still vibing with you#it’s just that apparently the only people in this community are extremists#I also wanna make it clear I’ve been exclusively watching play throughs so I haven’t given a dime to the devs#black myth wukong#why can’t this fandom do silly things. like point out that the acronym is BMW and draw monkeys in cars
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#seen so many AITA posts about people going through their partner’s phone with either permission or without it#i can’t imagine why you’d want to do it?#so if you vote normal please explain?
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the look on reid’s face when he watches morgan take out the big gun on the jet in season 5 episode 19 omg
put him down as scared and horny
(a super low quality gif that i made bcuz it was important for you to See TM)
Bonus:
#i can’t find a gif of the look#so i made one#super low quality but this is the first time i’ve made a gif so don’t judge me please#this is 100% recorded on my laptop using my phone but shhh it’s fine#but umm#idk how to tell you this buddy but that’s not a normal way to look at a coworker#reid is so turned on#criminal minds#cm#spencer reid#derek morgan#moreid#a rite of passage#cm s5e19#criminal minds season 5#cm season 5#reinanova rambles
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Hey if we could stop demonizing people with pocd that would be great. Can anyone hear me.
#tumblr posting#people say they support those with mental disorders until you can’t romanticize it#it’s either your romanticized and woobified#or your demonized and treated as subhuman#can you PLEASE just treat people like normal guys#ocd#pocd
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guys I ended up on the wrong side of swiftie tumblr please help get me back to the normal side where people don’t think that Taylor swift is secretly a lesbian who is singing to k*rlie kl*ss 😭😭 like istg she could marry Travis tomorrow and have 8 kids with him and they’d all be like “omg performance art” like you really think queen kylie kelce would involve her family in this if it was fake? The same kylie who is NOTORIOUS for not taking any bullshit? You think she’s involving her kids in this? Not a chance (side note Kylie kelce please adopt me I love you)
also if she was gay it makes more sense from a pr perspective for her to be single for a while rather than for her to have a “beard” she’s constantly slut shamed for having boyfriends and it’s not like those men get away Scot free either…. like she was fresh out of a 6 year relationship she could very easily have gone the “taking some time to work on myself before I get into another relationship” route if she didn’t want to date men anymore but instead she went straight to matty Healy of all people (which I genuinely think is one of the worst decisions she’s made in the past 5 years but then again she’s a grown adult who can do what she likes it’s none of my business and that is an opinion for another day)
“she’s being so loud in her songs only gaylors would understand” so close! Believing that a celebrity is sending you secret messages is actually a sign of schizophrenia! She’s not your friend she doesn’t know you and you should probably seek help xx
p.s. if you read this and felt offended I suggest you get a job I’ve heard they’re really good at filling all that free time you use to try and tear apart a stranger’s relationship
#anti gaylor#gaylors dni#Yes ik bi people exist no I don’t think she is one#Before people come at me for homophobia I’m literally a big fat lezzer don’t even try it#swifties#taylor swift#tayvis#travis kelce#mine taylor swift#honestly just tagged that song because I love it and I will never pass up an opportunity to say it’s the best#Hetlors#Please I’m normal 😭#kylie kelce#please adopt me my queen#Don’t come at me for the lack of punctuation I’m gay#Gaylors if you feel the need to comment just know I’m going read it and laugh at you#Not right away though I do have a life outside of tumblr#Can’t say the same for you guys#Honestly if you’re a gaylor how did you even find this I purposefully didn’t tag you guys because I know what you’re like
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#t&k#this is sweet and also a very them way to respond#it’s this balancing act of not wanting to be overly affectionate in front of a crowd#but also the love being real and trying to express that#while still downplaying things so they can pass as a joke#because you can’t get too sincere#anyways they love each other we know they love each other#you’re not besties you just would drop everything for the other person#and have proven throughout the years that you both can always rely on each other in a crisis#but they don’t want to talk about it all the time and have always had a weird relationship to using the word ‘best’ friends to describe it#which is okay we know this about them#I just worry if the questions and the comments get to be too much they’ll pull back#we are always seeing it so like#can everyone please be normal around them
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reading through this interview with tadej’s parents and hmmmm being conflict averse soo fun i think something could be said about this
#i feel like tadej just by nature of his being is suuuch a polarizing person. like he’s impossible to ignore whether he likes it or not#which means that no one in his world will ever be neutral towards him. of course that’s usually just casual respect#but like the culture of near reverence from some riders + his team vs Haters ™️ like matteo… he can never just be another person#he’s Tadej Pogačar#which means he’s going to be thrown into these situations where he’s forced to be a center of conflict#whether that be as an antagonist or just center of discussion#like put the rpf goggles on and the constant jokes and chattiness could be read as some inteeense people pleasing#in attempt to make people acknowledge him as their peers. but he’s not. he can’t be. and he wants to be a teammate and a normal friend#but he’s also insanely ambitious and wants Everything (msr tadej yay) so this innate desire is also conflicting with his need for peace#and if we’re getting more ficcy him mirroring the desire of people who he’s with. like tadej wants what you want. he wants to please you#what makes him feel good is what makes you feel good because he wants to be the best at it#so he automatically structures the focus of emotional and physical intimacy on the other person but that sort of subverts#into it always being About Him#idfk man. the narrative wants him#tadej pogacar
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#col and pen#just watching this and please enjoy these text posts#because I can’t have a normal human reaction and just enjoy a show#bridgerton#bridgerton s3#polin bridgerton#I can’t believe that’s their ship name#these scenes are steaming and everything I hoped for pen#everything I hoped for pen#love you pen
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heyo homie how does one be normal about dovizioso
marc why are you in my asks
#bro actually. i don’t know. i have no fucking clue. you just asked the wrong person. if you’ll ever find out let me know#PLEASE let me know i wish i was normal about him. you just can’t#myr speaks#dovi
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I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose
Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.
#i can be your angle or yuor devil#metaphorical piece of ham/cheese that you wrap around a pill before feeding it to a dog#many things can be made palatable if you’re down bad enough#speaking from the heart#I would Not do that. oh but if he wants to it’s okay 🥰#I’m being so tame and normal please. you can’t do this. you can’t enable me#I have work tomorrow I need to. relax#trying and failing pathetically to keep this account somewhat tame#non voice post#ask#asks#ask spam continues.. the dashboard cries#looks around nervously#i am so very scared and terrible at speaking#but if you really want to send me insane things I do have a Different Account For That#you gotta message me for it#but. I mean if you do that just know. I can’t even form coherent sentences#what im trying to say is that I can’t hold a conversation for shit#but. you can always send.. gabe things..#ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH. pack it up boys. im going to get shot if i continue
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Despite being *incredibly* behind on Redacted videos I still have Redacted thoughts from time to time.
Today? David and Angel who regularly shower together.
Not in the sexual way (okay, maybe sometimes in the sexual way) but in a sweet, domestic way. Washing each other’s backs and just taking care of each other in such a simple way. Just to make sure they’re clean.
Angel in the throes of burnout from work, they /have/ to shower to feel clean and like a person but they can’t bring themself to do anything more than sit under the hot water and evaporate, and David who stands behind them and patiently does their annoyingly long hair-care routine, applying their face wash, and gently spraying them down when he’s done-
David, who’s a wreck after the summer solstice, having Angel gently wash away all the sweat and tension away from the day. They’re massaging shampoo into his scalp as he melts, pressing kisses into his temple and wiping the soap from his eyes as they wash it out.
But it’s not just when they need it most. It’s almost every night (unless someone’s away) sometimes it’s just a weeknight and Angel is chatting about their day, or a late Sunday when David’s pulled an almost-all-nighter and Angel is trying not to fall asleep between the warm water and David’s calming presence.
That’s all vv
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted angel#redacted david#just thinking abt some stuff#gay stuff#do 9 out of 15 of these showers turn into “fun’’?? sure. but that’s the beauty of it#I just need to think about them being normal and domestic though#they’re freaks 24/7 let me think about them being normal for three minutes#anyways please enjoy my rambles#and I definitely 100% was NOT projecting onto Ange at all#ps Angel sits on the floor in a bathrobe while David braids their hair for bed#you can’t tell me I’m wrong#I mean you can#but I won’t listen
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being a twin who likes media of any form is just
#I AM IN THE TRENCHES#why can’t you guys be normal about us????!!!#please for the love of god#just once#can the twins be weird and creepy WITHOUT incest#whyyyyyyyy#I’m reading#the secret history#btw#but this applies to other medias as well#the locked tomb#I’d tag my twin cause she’s technically on tumblr but she doesn’t use it soooo#twin tag
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do you ever think about the fact that han mi was *at most* 13 when her mom was killed?
do you ever think about the fact that there's a non-zero chance han got her first period while hiding with her parents, given her general age range was the average time people first start menstruating?
do you ever think about the fact that, if she did get her first period, her parents likely wouldn't have enough resources to help her through it? They wouldn't have been expecting her to get it, not like how han's mother would have (probably) prepared enough supplies for herself.
do you ever think about the fact han mi's mother died buying tampons?
do you think she blames herself?
#teenage han mi after her uncle sold her off presumably completely on her own struggling with grief and guilt Every. Single. Period.#han mi#shaperaverse#also since I apparently can’t write angst with adding some fluff to it: postie han at the carnival*#learning how to trust raven while he learns to take care of her#lloyd desperately trying to remember what asha and michael had told him about periods. failing. so he just tries to act normal#(Well. normal for Lloyd Allen) which han appreciates when she wants to take her mind off of it. not that she’d tell him how much she enjoys#the chess matches they have while she’s curled up on the couch and his puppet body is propped up against the table#jill would absolutely do all sorts of magic-y… things. lots of things. distractions healing spells conjuring food literally anything#and you just KNOW marjolein would be the best older sister/aunt/cousin/??? however you describe them han could have#actually not aunt asha’s the best aunt#and not cousin that’s kate#ok so marjo’s the best older sister. boom there ya go!#I fear I can’t go into detail about marjolein and han mi because I LOVE THEM. SO MUCH. Need them to interact please paul please.#* asterisk there bc in my headcanon posties don’t experience regular menstrual cycles lol. bc they don’t get pregnant as much iirc#my hc is that they just have slower cycles but again. headcanon lol. which tbf almost this entire post is lmao
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