#gaylors dni

[xsapphic-celestialx]

guys I ended up on the wrong side of swiftie tumblr please help get me back to the normal side where people don’t think that Taylor swift is secretly a lesbian who is singing to k*rlie kl*ss 😭😭 like istg she could marry Travis tomorrow and have 8 kids with him and they’d all be like “omg performance art” like you really think queen kylie kelce would involve her family in this if it was fake? The same kylie who is NOTORIOUS for not taking any bullshit? You think she’s involving her kids in this? Not a chance (side note Kylie kelce please adopt me I love you)

also if she was gay it makes more sense from a pr perspective for her to be single for a while rather than for her to have a “beard” she’s constantly slut shamed for having boyfriends and it’s not like those men get away Scot free either…. like she was fresh out of a 6 year relationship she could very easily have gone the “taking some time to work on myself before I get into another relationship” route if she didn’t want to date men anymore but instead she went straight to matty Healy of all people (which I genuinely think is one of the worst decisions she’s made in the past 5 years but then again she’s a grown adult who can do what she likes it’s none of my business and that is an opinion for another day)

“she’s being so loud in her songs only gaylors would understand” so close! Believing that a celebrity is sending you secret messages is actually a sign of schizophrenia! She’s not your friend she doesn’t know you and you should probably seek help xx

p.s. if you read this and felt offended I suggest you get a job I’ve heard they’re really good at filling all that free time you use to try and tear apart a stranger’s relationship

[haystarlight]

Okay but if Taylor Swift marries a dude the gaylors are gonna lose it aren't they

[allmyenemiesstartedoutfriends]

notice how i watched london n8 taylor and florence perform florida!!! live (and i was there) without crossing boundaries discussed multiple times by taylor, very cute, very mindful, very demure.

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

I ate her up I fear

[placeintsworld]

☆ new tumblr, who dis? ☆

hellohello, fellow swifties! ♡ [ @taylorswift + @taylornation ] the name is terez & i'm officially making my comeback to tumblr. i used to be on here a couple years ago as "feelingflamesonmyskin" where i got my first & only tn notice, which i am eternally grateful for. i have been a swiftie since 2009 (even though i am 2003 unbearable), and been on & off in the online swiftie community. ♡ i have recently returned to my twitter and finally, after so many years, made international swiftie friends! ♡ something about me is that i'm a tlgad/dbatc/lavender haze stan first, human second! my (current?) top 3 albums are: midnights, folklore and reputation. i'm hoping to get more active on here & made swiftie friends on here as well! <3

[willowswift]

didn't realise this needed to be said but um don't add your weird little gaylor theories to the tags of my gif sets, I respect taylor and her privacy and I don't wait to be associated with people theorising about her sexuality and private life

[swifferjetwet13]

Welcome to my blog!

Hello everyone! My name is Alexandra. I've been a Swiftie since 2010, when my stan songs were Mary's Song, Picture to Burn, The Story of Us, and You Belong with Me. My love for Taylor was reignited during 1989 era, and again in 2020 with ME! and The Man. I love all her albums equally, especially Midnights.

I might be a lesbian, but I do not support Gaylors, Kaylors, or Daylors. Thank you for your continued cooperation. :)

I also love:

Lana del Rey

Paramore

girl in red

Billie Eilish

Hayley Kiyoko

Ellie Goulding

My other interests include:

Stardew Valley (Penny)

Writing/reading

Bracelet making

HEATHERS (the musical and the movie)

Please feel free to AMA! I love questions. <3

Keep reading to see some of my favorites!

A non-exhaustive list of my favorite Taylor Swift songs:

[ADD SPARKS FLY WHEN SNTV IS RELEASED]

Honorable Mentions:

The Story of Us

All of the Girls You Loved Before

coney island

dorothea

Forever and Always

Untouchable

the 1

Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince

Mastermind

High Infidelity

Dear Reader

Delicate

Mary's Song

Teardrops On My Guitar

Wonderland

Welcome to New York

Sad Beautiful Tragic

I'd Lie (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault)

I anticipate changing this list as more vault tracks get released. :)

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

When Taylor Swift comes out I will be screaming “Cassandra” at the top of my lungs and I expect all Gaylors to do the same. They will all eat up their words istg. The gaydar ISN��T lying folks.

We will riot with this song one day.

[pr]

i need us as a community to stop punishing taylor for bearding like yall signed up for this yall have been here her whole career, this is her formula, this is what makes her comfortable, and we saw how traumatic her one true attempt to come out was, so like

look at this face!!!! be HAPPY that she is happy, THATS why we're here dudes stop holding her to this expectation that every time she is single She Will Be Coming Out and you will be less disappointed in a stranger you dont know for not fulfilling plans she does not have

[imrightwereyouleftme]

big he/him lesbians vibes on that one

[tayloralisonswift]

i know people say dni lists don’t do anything but i find it genuinely helpful when someone tells me immediately that they hate gaylors in whatever capacity. like oh ok i don’t have to be blindsided by it in a week when you’re ranting. gotcha. thank u

[im-the-son-of-rage-and-lov3]

If you use “Gaylor Swift” un-ironically I’m blocking you.

[joesalw]

I don’t think we talk enough about her giving all sorts of easter eggs to the gaylors. If you ever hear the things they talk about you’ll notice that not everything can be just a coincidence.

The gaylor theory has appeared on rolling stone, she knows it exists, and yet she cannot avoid using an outfit just like karlie’s in bejeweled while walking a diamond runway? or the outfit she appears in on the big screen of the era’s tour, the one in which she’s inside the house before burning it down.

Did you know that the weather map in the lavender haze mv has 2 of it’s “circles” right on top of cities named gaylord? 2 gaylord cities??? and there’s also an arrow pointing right at karlie’s hometown. can you believe it? It seems just the kind of tiny thing that no one would believe she did on purpose at the same time that it’s just noticeable enough that it’ll not go unnoticed to a gaylor fan trying so hard to find the smallest clues. there’s a bunch of things like this if you look it up.

That’s evil as fuck if you ask me.

It's actually very cynical how she doesn’t say anything to change the narrative of gaylors because she knows she will lose a certain amount of fans thus profit if she does that. She takes advantage of their theories instead but then also throw them under the bus saying certain things (ex. saying betty is from a teenage boy's perspective, betty and james end up together) If you think about this more you will see the reason, she chose to name the characters after blake and ryan's children and three of them are girls. She knows james is a girl, but to turn that into a teenage boy's perspective is a very weird move. In her previous album she wrote a shitty gay anthem so there was no need for her to label james as a boy to give it a hetero narrative. She does things intentionally to raise eyebrows for gaylors but at the same time she always throws them under the bus, which is very weird and questionable I must say.

[marysong-mp3]

every day i get a little bit sadder that such a vocal corner of the fandom has basically tanked our ability to have queer analysis of taylor's music. to be incredibly clear, i have negative interest in speculating about taylor's sexuality, and i find it invasive and counter-productive. what i am interested in, is talking with other queer swifties about how invisible captures the feeling of being in love with someone who's straight. or how i listen to ivy, and think about older lesbians in my community sharing that they left loveless marriages with men after they found each other. idk man it just makes me upset that discussions about how art can give voice to different experiences other than the artists' own, has, in this instance, become basically impossible to have. and people make jokes about the fact that we wanted to have the discussion in the first place.

[jewishbarbies]

not the gaylors digging for hints in the Time piece and saying her outfits and pinkie rings are sending them gay flagging/representation. girlies PLEASE did you read her narcissistic ramblings about her football meathead? wake up!

pinky rings mean she’s gay? it’s always “most powerful woman” until her sexual orientation comes up and the she’s only dating men because she has to. if i was hiding being gay, i would at least date a man that wasn’t fucking ugly.

[mirrorballmayhem]

coming from gaylor twt, fuck elon.