mortimermcmirestinks
mortimermcmirestinks
Sometimes I Doodle Comics
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you can call me Berry or Mort (he/him) Despair is simple, and humanity is complex. If this blog looks familiar, it's because I'm the guy who Shakespeareifies posts. Click here for Shakespearified postsI don't have a "DNI", but fuck terfs
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mortimermcmirestinks · 7 hours ago
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Not a dream
A colleague posted or mayhap he himself AI generated an AI image of the Pope Francis meeting Jesus in Heaven where Jesus looks like the final boss and the Pope like god of war
This colleague is very religious so he didn’t do it ironically
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can you do I Am All Of Me from Shadow the Hedgehog (2005)
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Closest match: Gadus macrocephalus isolate Gmac_GOA_2020 chromosome 12 Common name: Pacific cod
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mortimermcmirestinks · 7 hours ago
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oh this shit RULES, someone tag me when this one's over so I can know what it is
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OH THATS GORE!!!!!!! THATS GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😁😁😀😀😄😁🙌🙌🙏🙌🙌🙏🙌
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mortimermcmirestinks · 7 hours ago
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here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️
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this man personally inspired decades worth of showa scientists inventing shit like ultra death beams and juice that makes your eyes explode who think that these inventions could be used for the betterment of mankind somehow
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mortimermcmirestinks · 7 hours ago
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the internet is so awesome because it connects me to other autistic girls who have also spent a decade being really mad about people who cry and scream over Pluto not being classified as a planet anymore.
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mortimermcmirestinks · 8 hours ago
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The word loss was banned. I don't remember the consequences for saying/typing/using it, but it was really bad and you weren't allowed to say it. IRL and online. International.
"I am at a :.|:; for words" was a massive meme after the ban got lifted. (It existed for about two days dream time.)
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mortimermcmirestinks · 8 hours ago
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stealing packages off peoples porch has to be simultaneously one of the dumbest and most mean-spirited crimes out there. you dont even know what it is you stupid idiot. youre just taking for the sake of taking. genuinely fall down a flight of stairs
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mortimermcmirestinks · 8 hours ago
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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely
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mortimermcmirestinks · 8 hours ago
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The state of TTRPGs if it was video games
“Oh I wanna play a Half-life video game; instead of playing Half-life 1, Blue Shift, Opposing Force, Half-life 2, Episode 1, Episode 2, Portal, Portal 2, E:0, or E:02, I’ll just download 10,000 mods for Skyrim until all the draugr are replaced with Combine soldiers.”
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mortimermcmirestinks · 8 hours ago
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Easy entertainment
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