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When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What's heaven to a woman's love anyway? What's God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that's a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone's right about us and we're sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what's God to a woman's love anyway? What has heaven got that I can't find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

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clap along if you feel like a warp without a loom!

clap along if you feel like a wraith without a tomb!

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"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

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wondering if you’d be willing to elaborate on ghostbusters as conservative propaganda? been a while since i’ve seen it

The protagonists are small business owners hounded by government regulators, who try to stop them from helping people by enforcing useless red tape. The small business owners ultimately save the day by defeating a big bad that the government is useless against

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One of the funnier manifestations of gleeblor is Pathfinder players: I'll make a post about how D&D will color people's expectations of what RPGs can be like and create a very narrow set of expectations about the medium, and inevitably some Pathfinder player will be like "haha yeah those D&D players should really broaden their horizons, Pathfinder fixes all of their issues," and my friend. I'm sorry to say this but you are not immune to gleeblor and in many regards where it comes to expectations of playstyle created by the game, your favorite game is in fact just another company copying D&D's homework and slightly altering the wording.

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Trans women should forcefem chasers just to see how many new republican congresswomen we can get

Look I understand why this hasn't happened and I do not expect it to ever happen, but I would literally give ANYTHING for a transfem sw in DC to leak a list of her clients. The amount of virulent transphobes who lust after us in private truly cannot be understated

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minerva kart: double da5h!!

only just now realizing it's "double cast" and not "double cat"

I think someone has been having this realization every day for the past 5 years lol

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Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

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One of the funnier manifestations of gleeblor is Pathfinder players: I'll make a post about how D&D will color people's expectations of what RPGs can be like and create a very narrow set of expectations about the medium, and inevitably some Pathfinder player will be like "haha yeah those D&D players should really broaden their horizons, Pathfinder fixes all of their issues," and my friend. I'm sorry to say this but you are not immune to gleeblor and in many regards where it comes to expectations of playstyle created by the game, your favorite game is in fact just another company copying D&D's homework and slightly altering the wording.

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ummm excuse me. I have no "pro nouns". what? you say it's because all my nouns are amateurs? how dare you, sir. no, it's just that I have solely connouns. because I am no pro man. I am a con man

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as a trans man, calling myself a "full-grown man" in front of cis people and watching their reaction is a great litmus test for their attitudes towards transmasculinity

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i hope you all realize that literally nobody is going around forcefemming cis men in real life, right? like that is Not A Thing that is happening. everyone who posts forcefem jokes on tumblr is well aware that doing that would be. you know. a crime. it's barely even legal to consentfem trans women in a lot of places.

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this might just be the petty overreaction of a privileged asshole but if I see one more thing on this fucking site that says "if you ignore this, you're basically murdering me" then I'm going to call in a tactical nuke to wipe the [tumblr] servers off the face of the earth

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Red-eyed Crocodile Skink (Tribolonotus gracilis), family Scincidae, endemic to New Guinea

photographs by Shikhei Goh & Tanto Yensen

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New species added: American Badgers

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