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you can’t be claim to love Helaena, say she is the only good team green member and that she deserved so much better, while simultaneously defending blood & cheese. I am sorry, it’s not allowed, i don’t make the rules.
#i mean you can#but you like stupid and hypocritical af#anti team black#ig ???#idk#anti daemon stans
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Despite being *incredibly* behind on Redacted videos I still have Redacted thoughts from time to time.
Today? David and Angel who regularly shower together.
Not in the sexual way (okay, maybe sometimes in the sexual way) but in a sweet, domestic way. Washing each other’s backs and just taking care of each other in such a simple way. Just to make sure they’re clean.
Angel in the throes of burnout from work, they /have/ to shower to feel clean and like a person but they can’t bring themself to do anything more than sit under the hot water and evaporate, and David who stands behind them and patiently does their annoyingly long hair-care routine, applying their face wash, and gently spraying them down when he’s done-
David, who’s a wreck after the summer solstice, having Angel gently wash away all the sweat and tension away from the day. They’re massaging shampoo into his scalp as he melts, pressing kisses into his temple and wiping the soap from his eyes as they wash it out.
But it’s not just when they need it most. It’s almost every night (unless someone’s away) sometimes it’s just a weeknight and Angel is chatting about their day, or a late Sunday when David’s pulled an almost-all-nighter and Angel is trying not to fall asleep between the warm water and David’s calming presence.
That’s all vv
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redacted angel#redacted david#just thinking abt some stuff#gay stuff#do 9 out of 15 of these showers turn into “fun’’?? sure. but that’s the beauty of it#I just need to think about them being normal and domestic though#they’re freaks 24/7 let me think about them being normal for three minutes#anyways please enjoy my rambles#and I definitely 100% was NOT projecting onto Ange at all#ps Angel sits on the floor in a bathrobe while David braids their hair for bed#you can’t tell me I’m wrong#I mean you can#but I won’t listen
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Do you think Granny Bucchi would adopt MC as her in law or would she not?
Well, that will depend a lot on the MC and their actions, If you are a good person to her grandson, you will already gain some points with her! 😉
Just keep in mind that Vovó Bucchi, even though she's a kind person, still has a lot of trouble trusting people 100%, thanks to everything she's been through... She won't treat MC badly or be rude to them, but gaining her full trust will be a looong process.
#twst#twisted wonderland#ask#vovó bucchi#you guys really wanna be adopted by her or im just imagining it ???#i mean you can#she will make donuts for everyone#grandma bucchi
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Weird Amazon Items Fight!!
Do you ever go online shopping and see something you have to look twice at, do you ever go actively looking for weird online shopping finds, do you want to find the weirdest item ever? Well take them down here and put them in the ring and watch them duel it out!
Submission Rules!!
-It doesn't have to be specifically be from Amazon, it can be from whatever online shopping service you'd like!
-Must be at least slightly weird
-BE CIVIL, don't be an asshole, this is a silly goofy tournament don't get mad because yours didn't win
-Please send a link to the product in the spot on the submission form
-Propaganda is allowed! Tell us all how your item should win!
-You can submit as many different items as you want but please don't submit the same one over and over again.
-Have fun! This is a silly goofy thing! Be as silly goofy as you want
At the end of this tournament I will buy the weirdest item (as long as it's not too expensive, if it's too expensive I'll go for the second one)
Have fun y'all!!!!! (run by the admin of the Little Guys Tournament @littleguy-scuffle @the-shape-showdown and @artsupplies-battle) (Main is @gayraccoonthing I shitpost over there)
#please don't send in dildos#I know y'all#I mean you can#as long as it's weird#Weirdest Amazon Items Fight#polls
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Master of funkos
#metallica#lars ulrich#my stuff#Pls don't ask about the thought process behind it#i mean you can#But do you really want to know?#Funko pops freak me out#Their black void eyes are haunt me#metallica fanart
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you don't get to be mad at Moffat's "everybody lives" trope and then celebrate the Giggle js
#i mean you can#but you'd be a hypocrite#dw spoilers#dw#doctor who#i promise I'll be positive about dw again soon i just have to get this off my chest XD#rtd critical
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the best thing about teaching kids is that their bullshit meter is so finely tuned, can’t get anything by them
#I mean you CAN#but they know when you don’t care#so I love to care in their faces and they KNOW I am telling the truth because they’re so good at knowing when an adult is lying to them#so they don’t really know what to do with it but it is great
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CHOMPS
no, no, no! no chomps for you, I shall put us both in muzzles and then no one will be chomping anyone!!!!!!!
#that's for someone teeny tiny. not biggy biggy. — [ silliness. ]#no no no. you can't just chomp when you FEEL LIKE IT#I mean you CAN
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Wish you could just eat a hot pepper like a baby carrot
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just fyi, I'm gonna rework Macaque's powers so they actually make sense. So in chapter 4 if you come at me with that, "that's not how the powers worked when Macaque saved MK" well that's because I'm in charge, and I'm changing them so they make sense
#listen i know we all love the show me included#but loving it is also acknowledging its flaws#and the (nonexistent) magic system in this show annoys the fuck outta me#hence all the explanations in constellations where i fix things#we cant just ignore how powers are wildly inconsistent or just made to get the plot moving or for convenience#i mean you can#but I wont#constellations fic
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eat *yeets a corpse at ghost home*
*home turned their head just in time to see it come flying. The corpse was then gone in less them 10 minutes.*
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you know i might post way too much on tumbler and i might also be annoying in real life and i might be way too obsessed with rwrb but at least im not in jail
(yet)
#you thought#you thought this will have a nice ending#well yea it's not that funny#i just really needed to get it out#also#im tired#also i need friends#also someone message me#no dick pics#i mean you can#im just tired#rwrb#im bored#i hate myself#ok fuck me bye
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Annnd it's time for a stream. I'm going to be playing the current Arknights event Trials of the Navigator 2. I didnt get around to playing the first one so i'm excited to see how it plays.
twitch_live
This embed is cringe tho
#text#why it embed like that#you gonna watch me through your dash#I mean you can#I wont stop you#but it seems like a poor viewing experience#scarves streams#arknights#I can use quibai in hard content now too!
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It sucks when you have a perfect scene in your head for fic, but it's chapters away so you can't write it yet
#i mean you can#but i can't#or my stupid brain will refuse to cooperate for the parts leading up to it#fic writing
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Hi guys
#they can all be switched around btw. everyone in this family is autistic#Also Trans and a struggler#and you know what they can be fujos too sure#i mainly went with this order because autistic ford means the world and the stars and the moon to me#Gravity falls#Stanford pines#dipper pines#stan pines#stanley pines#Mabel pines
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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