***Stop Press: Industry titan issues clarification***
A leading light of both the UK and International* blues scenes has today issued a statement which he hopes will clear up any misunderstandings that may have arisen from comments he has made in the past regarding the UK blues community.
The statement, expected to be carried in all the leading publications on the scene (Blutes in Brisbane, Lube Mattress, Me No Proof Read and Die Blauen: Ausgezeichnet! magazines), was read from the steps of Brighton Pavilion this morning by the members of the New Generation dance troupe, who have featured in the well-known impresario’s popular and critically-acclaimed Seaside Special Variety Revue shows all around the coastal resorts of the South Coast and beyond.**
The statement reads: “I should like to clarify certain remarks I have made, recently and over preceding years, that have been misconstrued (some say intentionally) by members of the blues community in Britain as disparaging, unhelpful, spiteful, petty, self-promoting and downright mean. When I likened the blues and its fans to the Caravan Club, this was patently in no way meant as a slight upon them. Any criticisms of the lack of people of colour within the acts promoted on the scene were obviously leavened with the appreciation of both the population statistics of the country as a whole. My observation that blues organisations here were shoddy, suburban, lower middle-class cliques run entirely by hapless clueless amateurs has been taken wholly out of context, and my suggestion that only the involvement of professionals from the industry in particular the crucial input of the only reputable periodical out there Classic Rock Presents The Blues magazine (sadly defunct weeks after my suggestion) could resuscitate a moribund and vacuous genre has similarly been sadly misread by those whom it was merely intended to counsel and advise."
I hope that this has set minds at rest, eased any lingering tensions that may have existed between myself and those involved, and brought a clearer understanding of my deep commitment to helping all those who do their very best to keep blues alive in the UK... despite their glaringly apparent total lack of talent, ability, wit, intelligence and business acumen. Not to forget their overpowering halitosis, of course. Thank you.”
[* Well, that one gig in Holland ten years ago]
[** Yes, Blackpool and Skegness too!]
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are the JL gonna love peter ? if yes which one is gonna love him the most
even without considering that Dick is so rooted in the JL (the first Robin being a staple of the hero community, he's THE Boy Wonder, teacher and friend to sooo many, including being Superman's favorite Robin), and therefore they're going to see Peter as "oh my god, that's Boy Wonder 2.0", Peter himself is very good at making friends despite not thinking that he is.
Peter has no idea that Dick's friends are fully planning to compete for "Favorite Uncle/Aunt" position (they all lose to Jason, ofc), and that Clark might cry a little
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Yeeeeah. The other picture. I saw two bears across two entirely different game franchises and went "Lol wouldn't it be funny if they were related?" to nobody but myself. I'm sure Bobby and Freddy are offended by my specism. Then I started to take the silly idea kinda seriously? Then over thought it. I did base Bobby's pizza uniform on the FNAF movie costume.
So yeah Freddy Fazbear is Bobby's dad in my AU. Freddy Bonafazio is his real name. People usually shorten their last name to 'Fazio which eventually turned into Fazbear. Its a local thing.
I'm being bad and only focusing on one parent (Like Scott Cawthon) Fred is the owner of a humble pizzeria on the island known as Teddy Paw Cay. A successful partnership with Play Co. allowed him to sell their their toys as prizes. He comes from a long line of roboticists and designed his own mascots and animatronics, some of which are even produced at Play Co.
Bobby loves her dad and she means the world to him. Freddy has dedicated his life to the entertainment and happiness of children as Bobby's love for him and her friends gives him seemingly endless inspiration. But one strange day the magical toy factory in the valley was closed down and abandoned, seemingly overnight.
Without the toy factory, Freddy struck out to find a new business partner on the mainland. A very laid back raccoon-dog type lad with a hand in many businesses. He's kind of mysterious yet friendly! Although Bobby realizes later on that her father began to change in some ways after their partnership began.
Unfortunately this partnership meant Bobby had to move away from the island. Alone and without friends, she was immediately smitten with one of Nook's nephews though her feelings were not reciprocated. He eventually warms up to her and her strong cuddly warm bear hugs even if he doesn't want to show it out right.
Note: Tim's comment is from their first meeting and Bobby's first time on the mainland. An attempt to streamline the "canon" Smiling Critters with my AU where everyone wears clothes. So one day in every little critter's life, they wake up and realize: "Hey clothes are cool. I wanna try some on!" Before then, little critters usually scurry around wild and fancy free, even running around on all fours sometimes, basically showing more animal like behavior, in very cute ways. As they grow up they start acting more like "people" and there are shops dedicated to little critters trying on an array of outfits. Discovering themselves and their tastes. Tim thinks he is "all that" and wouldn't be caught dead with no clothes, Bobby just hasn't gotten around to that yet.
Also experimenting with a possible eye style with Bobby.
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