#can i get a fucking amen
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i love lesbians. sometimes i even am one. not often though. shame. good news! i am a faggot internationally
#dont get me wrong i love being a lesbian#but i also love being a faggot (gay man)#nothing better than being both at once#can i get a fucking amen
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One thing I have grown to truly appreciate is seeing trans women and transfem people go through the "weird girl" phase. It's honestly breathtaking
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#mtf#nonbinary#saw the funniest and weirdest video by a transfem person and. honestly i can tell they have such a hilarious sense of humour#weird girls fucking get it#you don't have to be a girl to be a weird girl but the vibes are all the same (amazing)#calling it a 'weird girl' phase but it isn't a phase. it's just another beautiful facet of humanity amen
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God, if you can hear this please make mpreg happen so cis men finally understand the importance of bodily autonomy, amen. 🙏
#definitely using humor to cope rn#i’m sick#can i get an amen#Destiel save us#destiel#supernatural#us politics#fuck trump#election 2024
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shoutout to ishimondo fr because out of all the characters in danganronpa i feel like they look the most like two beautiful butch lesbians. like fucking look at them hello. do you not see what i see.
#“but sakura and aoi!!” Sakura is FEMME you DOLT!!!!!!!!! get ur head in the game!!!!!#syd spiels#do i main tag this#yea i do fuck it. its funny. and more on topic than most of the posts in the ishimondo tag rn CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!!#ishimondo#mondo oowada#kiyotaka ishimaru
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brother if i ever see a little PHOCKIN KITY on the road.,,.....................we're petting insaneo style. im gonna go crazy on that pusuy dude.
#spacie spoinks#there are multiple cats in my neighborhood i know this#one of them is black#and needs 2 hangout w/me right now#black cats love me btw. if you even care. since childhood they have adored me#only black cats#idk why specifically black cats like me so much#maybe cuz#much like black ppl irl#they look at me for a second#and then Realize™ ohhhh they're mixed! and we chill#LOL#black cats are my personal fave anyways#i love them smmmmmmmm#gotta get myself a cuddler when i get olde-oh my god im 21#hold on. im having a crisjis i am no longer 17 oh god oh fuck#anyways#cats.......................#im gonna get one when i move out hrgrgrgrgrgr#PLEASE LET ME BE BLESSED WITH A WELL PAYING JOB SO I CAN AFFORD A ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT AMEN 🙏
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we owe so much to the humble rice cooker
#m#ours was broken and we didn't get a new one for ages for some reason#but we have one again now. thank the fucking lord#if nobody got me i know yesterday's rice + various toppings got me AMEN#like ok i can cook rice without a rice cooker. but its sooo much easier🙏
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Pray, educated, a job, clean, loyal, faithful.
Dirty house, hoe, gold digger, stink, 5 kids, cheater.
#sorry the color balancing just Really fucking throws me off for the wolf warriors#why are their masks purple but their outfits are gunmetal grey ... KYS !!!#nindroids did it better CAN I GET AN AMEN !!!!!!#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#raine's shitposting#ninjago spoilers#ninjago leaks
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eigong is soooo fucked up icant believe she did all that. is she single
#case files#MAD SCIENTIST CHARACTERS GRAAAAHHHH#nine sols#that one room in the research center with the screen with pictures of solarians who died of tianhuo#and there’s a crack in the screen like she punched it. that lives in my head rent free#hottest thing a woman can be is fucked up and a bit deluded with grand dreams of saving her species can i get an amen
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ok fellas this post is really different from my other stuff so i'm putting it under the cut for people who don't care and also because i'm slightly embarrassed
ok so. is it unusual for a girl to want to have a deep voice and a flat chest and a more square face and also feel slightly jealous of men and want to sound like them and look like them
and also is it unusual to want to be all that, but also simultaneously not be very bothered very much by how you look right now or by being referred to with she/her except for sometimes when you think about it too much. because i usually don't think about it except for sometimes where i suddenly just get really sad about being a girl or i'll always have this faint feeling that i am just unhappy about it
and also is it unusual to try to ignore it and go about your life being unbothered by it even though deep down it does kinda bother you but you can't really. like. say anything to anyone because your family won't react well and neither will your friends because they'll think it's weird and uncomfortable. i feel afraid to ever feel this way because i know the people in my life won't react well to it
so like. genuine question please lmk wtf is goin on because i'm unsure if it's normal and i've felt like this for a long time and it's confusing me and i don't even know what i'm going to do with the information once i know i'm just sort of lost LMAO
#vent#ig???????????#it's not even funny (it's a little funny) how the only reason i've like. thought about this was because i am becoming#more and more jealous of actors in the musicals i watch#greaseball when i get you. when i get you#like i know it IS possible play as male characters in musicals or something as a girl if i ever wanted to#but the thing is i want to look like them and sound like them and i want to be masculine#this is me questioning my gender on my fucking cats the musical tumblr blog everybody point and laugh#might delete later depending on how embarrassed i get ARGH#I FEEL SHEEPISH#had this in my drafts for a long time but i'm caving in and posting it because i had a bad night last night thinking abt it#and i need to know. also i'm lying in bed having to get up and i don't wanna so i'm making excuses#anyway again. i'm embarrassed feel free to ignore this is so stupid#ok. being brave about this#i don't like being negative on here. idk if it's negative but it might come off that way and i don't want to be awkward#also idk how sharing it here will help. but i don't really know what else to go to#if nobody got me i know tumblr got me can i get an amen#keep adding tags to this like it's going to change anything. post the damn thing idiot#why am i adding so many tags like i'm hyping myself up in the mirror JUST POST IT
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Regularly encountering issues writing a total fantasy setting where I want to use a word that has VERY specific real-world historical connotations, but is also used colloquially and has no alternative that will hit the exact same way.
Like I could use like "let it be so" or something to finish a prayer or vow instead of "amen", but "amen" is so much funnier to use in wildly inappropriate contexts
#Double hitter where I am having to ask myself both 'can I use the word 'amen'?' and 'can I use the word 'jizz'?'#I think the latter I can get away with because the writing style is like 'the characters are using their in-universe languages and#translated into contemporary english with the same meaning'. So most nonspecific in-universe slang could just use english slang terms.#So if there's presumably an in-universe slang term for semen then 'jizz' is open season ??????????????? maybe??#See also: 'jesus fucking christ' which has no alternatives whatsoever that even begin to compare
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OMG HE IS ALIVE
#let’s fucking go#andrey rublev#atp tennis#atp tour#the cave man is here 😍#can i get an amen?#please somebody give em a razor
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sea of thieves rly was like. we are delaying the tenth season soo much its gonna be soooo good you guys <33 and dropping hints for more hunters call content and then the reveal drops and its just guilds. in the year of our lord 2023 (and one more mid world event i guess. coming a month after that but initially planned to be the one thing in season 11. and also the singleplayer mode coming in on december so two months into the "season")
#can we please just get more shit to do in the ocean. for the ocean game.#youd think this would be a no brainer but i guess not!!! please give the hunters call more shit just a few more fish im begging you#they keep adding random bullshit to the game that doesnt even have to do with pirates HELLO!!! ITS A PIRATE GAME#im still thinking about. the whole 'real pirates dont steal' and 'real pirates are honorable' etc etc and calling the reapers wrong#but objectively they are the most piratey faction everyone else is just a privateer#IM GOING ON A RANT SORRY I PROMMY I LOVE THE GAME VERY MUCH#I WAS JUST SO EXCITED FOR A POSSIBLE NEW SEA MONSTER RARRGGGHHHH#instead i have just been finding out that the games story is fucked and convoluted and for some reason pirates have some form of morals#like.. idk how to explain it but its literally 'we dont do this for gold we do it for glory and we have to be nice about it'#dont care about the gold <333#SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!!!!! I CANT FUCKING AFFORD THE SHIP PAINTS MY MAN!! WHY ARE THEY EIGHT MILLION DOUBLOONS!!!#sot#good god in heaven please grant us more ocean content soon before i go clinically insane and get put in jail amen
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the masculine urge to take a saucepan off thr draining board and bash myself repeatedly over the head with it until I pass out and no longer have to experience feeling Bad 😍
#struggling to tolerate this one ngl its fucking dire this weekend. i just cant do this man#thr things i would fucking do for attention please. just one person to notice and care in the slighest i feel like im losing my fucking#mind out here how does every single person who has ever mattered to me in my lifr see me in distress and choose to ignore it or maybe they#dont even recognise im ij distress in the first place i dont know whats worse i dont think i hide it well at all im just so done#listen like ultimately its fucking fine. i will get myself through it like ive gotten myself through everything else in my fuckijg life#i dont even feel bad that often these days im doing so so so much better and its so much more tolerable to only have to deal with this#once or twice a week instead of it being a struggle every single day like i dont think i could go back to feeling like that again ever i#dont know how i managed to get througyh it before jesus fucking christ. but i can deal with it i can deal with this#ik ill feel fine tomorrow. its just thr fact im so desperately fucking alone with it that makes it so much worse than it has to be#i fucking hate repression i hate being so incapable of expressing myself that its easier for me to injure myself than it is to talk about#how i feel to anyone i hate being trapped in this stupif fucking torture labyrinth and not knowing how to get out of it and never being#given a single avenue anything to hold onto i hate having to do it alone every single fucking time and when i do try i just freeze out#entirely i cant form a coherent thought my brain enters total fucking shutdown pure static white noise fuzz and i dont know why please#its so unfair i dont think its that much to want a little comfort. just once just for someone to stay with me while i cry it doesnt have#to be more than that i just dont want to be alone like this i just want to feel safe around someone just close to someone just once#and well ill survive without it bc i always have i guess. so far at least. and there are many things im grateful for and i do in general#feel pretty okay my life is pretty good at times even. i feel so pathetic and stupid and ashamed for even feeling like this#but do i have to go my entire life without ever experiencing any kind of real intimacy with another person emotionally that is#i mean physical is nice too and they go hand in hand in some ways but i just want to feel seen and safe over anything.im tired#i feel like i try.but not hard enough i know its all my fault really but i dont know how to try any harder but nothing will ever change if#i dont i cant expect anyone to do anything if i cant rven communicate in thr first place. oh i dont want to think about it anymore#i have a headache from crhing and its not even 8pm ugh. okay. well it is what it is.#ill breathe until i calm down and then tidy up whatever i left in the kitchen and get my work stuff ready for tmr#and polish my boots maybe. and read and go to bed at 9:30 i think. and ill feel fine in the morning#my fault for thinking about it earlier i know i shouldve nipped it earlier on its such an easy spiral to fall into i need to get better#it happens. okay anyway. no cause for concern im good guys. weakly thumbs up at the camera all covered in blood#my period is late actually thats probably all this is lmao. makes sense thinking abt it#cant wait for it to finally start and all earthly desire to leave my body so i never experience pain again amen#.vent#ignore this sorry for being mentally ill im not even that mentally ill anymore so no excuse rly ummmm. bit embarrassing innit.
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has anybody looked into the phenomenon of people picking back up animal crossing following massive world tragedies/disasters? all of my friends are getting back into animal crossing (including me, i rebuilt my new leaf town bc i didn’t like getting deadnamed in my old save) there’s gotta be something going on. probably escapism. yeag, it’s escapism.
#shit’s fucked but we still shake those trees and shovel those rocks can I get an amen?#politics#tw politics#us politics#animal crossing#acnh#acnl#acww#ac#accf#acpc#dobutsu no mori
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Warning: Flashing Lights(I don't wanna accidentally give someone a seizure. Pls I can't go to prison again😮💨)
Okay but what was with that hand motion he did on his titties.
I swear to God he must have some kind of psychic power cuz just a second ago I was thinking about sucking on his titties and then I see this.
Also as many people have pointed out, Gene had a hole in his pants.
😳I wonder if this is how Victorian men felt when they saw a girl's ankles😳
#kiss#kiss band#gene simmons#kissblr#kiss army#pookie bear#celebrity crush#god i want him so bad#rock and roll#just quirky things#rock n roll#hard rock#rock#yass#i need to fuck that old man nasty style#i need him fr#i need to suck those tiddies right now#i want him to breastfeed me so bad#its not fair#sexy grandpa#daddy gene#daddy af#just fangirl things#god hes so hot#hes so teddy bear coded too#can i get an amen#genes rizz strikes again#genes number one nastiest fangirl
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what i mean by casual relationship
#me and who#can i get an amen#need a man like will#and a man like hannibal#hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannigram#mads mikkelsen#hannibal lecter#hugh dancy#will graham#fuck hannigram#i hate them
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