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ma’am I’m the anon who wanted the jfk jr food

my choice is caesar salad

thank u and please continue writing you’re fucking cool and talented af

jfk jr husbandry oh how you move me...

ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU anon

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have you seen those tt videos where someone makes their boyfriend/husband do an interpretative dance for one reason or another? well I have! and I would absolutely make mr jack schlossberg do an interpretative dance to the first thing that comes on shuffle when I feel down. or better yet, he does one unprompted,, bc he has whimsy

— @uranium-core

baby he's got edie bouvier genes coursing through his veins you'd get interpretive dance any day of the week

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Can we get some jfk jr food please?

well my question to you would be what kind of food.... like a caesar salad (basic hc's of boyfriend!jfk jr) or fillet mignon (beefy couple thousand word one-shot)

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U are so fucking cool please never stop existing

why thank you so much!!! it's wild that people would think i'm cool cause like I really am #that loser but it's heartening to hear this!

don't worry about me never existing cause:

MELANCHOLICSTATION IS INFINITE ♾️

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Everyone who the Trump team considers vital to the transition is in palm beach working… meanwhile RFK JR is home in California playing with snakes and having protein shakes with supplement influencers......

rfk jr in his home playing with snakes and shilling protein shakes from supplement influencers... likely place for him to be. fork found in the kitchen etc. etc.

RFK JR YOU WILL NEVER BE #THAT GIRL (bobby kennedy sr.) YOU SO DESPERATELY YEARN TO BE

rfk jr and connor roy parallels... lets talk about it!

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the people (me) do want the election de-stress 😫

alright how about i still do a "de-stressing" one-shot with husband!jack but make the stressor broad/ambigious and not directly caused by the election.

that way those who find a fanfic specifically about the election uncomfortable don't get upset and the ones that do can just imagine the stressor as the election cause i'll drop ambiguous hints! does that sound okay?

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rfk, jfk and ted kennedy fanfic please for a sick poor victorian boy.. cough cough

having all the Kennedy men vibing for you attention would stress me the fuck out low-key... like they need to back up a bit

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this is so insane but imagine the reader is singer or a poet or something (in a esoteric way) and she breaks up w jack and she preforms a song like normal fucking rockwell and he knows it’s about him

i can do you one even better anon! songwriter!reader just randomly hoping onto instagram live and drops this taj mahal of a song!!!and jack joins the live too cause he's a messy bitch living for the drama.

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could i request something smutty with jack schlossberg? maybe the reader is like a famous actor or something and he gets to play her arm candy for the night and somehow they end up getting it on. idk i just want him in me. pls and thank you ily

now i may be going down a totally different route but maybe famous/writer!reader delivers a speech at one of those harvard law school gala's (y'know like how celebrities randomly end up at like nyu graduations) and meets law school!jack schlossberg and they become instant fuckbuddies...

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may we please have some bobby/secretary!reader 🤲🏻

I'm cooking up maybe some thanksgiving shenanigans (hc or one-shot????) for them, but you'd have to wait till the 28th for that! if you want something sooner just write into the inbox 📨 🐑

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anyway i love the 🇺🇸democracy🇺🇸 in this page, always putting up polls but i end up wanting to pick all of em bc i know they're all going to be delicious bc its from melancholicstation

melancholicstation truly thrives on that democracy baby! i ♥️ supplying delicious sustenance for you all

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I’ll hate on that last anon! The Kennedys will be just fine without someone defending their honor against rpf. God forbid the people would like to cope rn 🙄

god forbiddddd, won't somebody think of the kennedyssss! thank you those two inboxes were my first hate inbox... like wow melancholicstation has its first haters!

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not trying to hate on that last anon but i think you should write whatever you want. clearly most people, including people who understand what another trump presidency means, want the one shot. now if they sent that because they’re actually a supporter of the boss!bobby/secretary!reader agenda and are trying to manipulate you into writing it instead well forget i said all this because i stand with them 🫡

oh the reverse psychology....... the last thing i want is to upset people but it is what the people voted for in the kennedy fanfic poll.....

thank you for the love 💌

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your aesthetic is everything oml i’m obsessed

why thank you very much!!!!! yours is magnific 🪻

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never mind he’s losing now IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO VOTE STAY IN LINE

oh girls... a tough defeat but bobby kennedy fanfic never dies on melancholic station don't you worry

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RPF is fine except for whatever sick pseudo royalist kennedy worship shit you're getting up to. Miku binder Thomas Jefferson is less cringe.

if you don't like it scroll girlfriend!! pseudo royalist.... now you just made that the hell up!