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“joe sr scheming ass wanted jfk and Joe to get into british high society”

That’s why Joe Sr was never against Kick and Billy in the way Rose was. He saw the bigger picture lol. If they had lived he would absolutely schemed into getting his grandchildren married into the British Royal Family.

joe sr had concepts of an american-british royal family plans

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bff u always! make me giggle

like i’ll be in public scrolling through tumblr trying to keep it together cuz ur just too funny ily

ily bff unmarlou... those kennedy men blurbs keep me alive, especially that jack and bobby blurb that i've been revisiting DAILY!

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the public yearns for the kennedy brothers !

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I just remembered that Joe Sr had Bobby and Ted go on a tour of Eton during his ambassadorship like…Joseph do you think you would be there long enough for your sons to go to high school at Eton...

joe sr scheming ass wanted jfk and Joe to get into british high society... and baby those irish-catholic boys had no chance NO MATTER HOW DAMN CHARMING THEY WERE! that's the gag of it all and he couldn't see it

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Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac vol. II (2013) Lars von Trier

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bobby kennedy seeing gossip columns call her ‘Jackie O’ instead of ‘Jackie Kennedy’ for the first time

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girl you're getting joe sr mixed up with joe jr. joe jr would do that to his brother lol.

okay but don’t tell me that doesn’t seem like joe sr move! he was nasty like that!

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"jack should’ve been allowed to use a gun" 😭 no but it gets worse tho!

When Jack was on a date with some pretty woman, Joe Jr would come and sometimes sit with them, however Joe Jr beforehand would tell the waiter to call Jack's name and tell them there was a call/telegraph for him and so then Jack would leave the table and then Joe Jr would make his move and the woman would end up leaving up with him 😭

who needs enemies, when you have a brother like this. damn.

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read how joe jr apparently got with a girl jack was casually seeing.

joe jr really was a menace omg.

jack should’ve been allowed to use a gun

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bobby really is that one straight boy in high school who’s whole friend group is the girls

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"joe sr would have a stage 7 level crash out the likes the kennedy family had yet to see" this made me cackle bc you know its true 😭

the birds of cape cod would migrate because of the noise coming from the kennedy compound

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knowing how joe reacted to jack and inga being together, he would’ve crashed tf out if joe jr tried to marry her bc he wasn’t the spare like jack; HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE 😭😭

joe jr was not the one to play with and joe sr knew that!

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Knowing that Joe Jr was involved with a married woman and mother of two when he was killed in WW2 and them apparently being “in love”… I wonder if he would’ve married her? But then I have a feeling that Joe Sr would’ve taken a plane to England and dragged Joe Jr home 💀

joe sr would have a stage 7 level crash out the likes the kennedy family had yet to see