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shiggybruh · 10 months ago

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i be doing so fine and then someone says "photographer whizzer who was always the one to take photos so the only photos of whizzer with everyone else they have is the ones that trina took in the hospital" and i immediately trip and get ran over by a car in the middle of the living room

#who said that?#is photographer whizzer canon?#are you all just insane?#can god hear me?#falsettos #falsettos musical #whizzer #falsettos whizzer #whizzer brown #yapping

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noelledeltarune · 1 year ago

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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still)#(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'')#GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!#one time i saw that a person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi.#they are TWIN BROTHERS.#not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this.#just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

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ghostshaped · 5 months ago

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started screaming choked nearly threw up and then cried

#lee noodles #the brainworms are setting in.......... i feel sick i feel SICK GOD SOMEONE CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wizardnuke · 6 months ago

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hozier songs are all "i wouldn't be here without black artists" "you should kill your boss" "i love ireland :(" "DO Y OU NEED A DOG. I CAN BARK"

#the range is so funny to me genuinely. here's a song about black artists. here's a song about the war machine. here's a love song #intermixed with observations that Shits Bad Out There but i love you :'). wish i could hear my countries language spoken more often but #no! colonialism took that! hhhey babe can y ou pull my hair. you can do anything pleas e #i love you (we're better than god) i love you (*bass drum thumping* I GIVE HEAD)

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jeyneofpoole · 8 months ago

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louis mon cher the children on the cables are pronouncing me ‘cancelled’ i do not know what this means. je déteste this abhorrent phrase, i have never cancelled a concert, much less postponed, dieu nous en garde. they say i am ‘problematique’ and that my shows are unsafe for visitation. je ne sais pas this century will never cease to confuse me. louis they are blocking me. louis they are leaving me vile comments hiding behind the infernal animated cartoon faces they wear as masks. oui the ones with the women with brightly colored hair and large breasts. breasts do not function in this manner louis it is simply gravitationally impossible this is nothing more than a masquerade of vagabonds. je vais pleurer we must kill them all.

#prayer circle for lestat vs. children with anime pfps on tiktok in season three please god if you can hear me #iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv s3 #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #loustat #iwtv amc

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cheesy-cheddar-sadness · 4 months ago

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text could never portray the scream i wish i could let out

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velcrooooo · 1 year ago

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it/its pronouns but in the way youre referred to as it/its in the minecraft end poem

#good god can anyone hear me #minecraft #mineblr

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rhiangalaxy · 3 months ago

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@nibbelraz's SQH bros AU brings me so much joy

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. Airplane/SQH as a child dressed in yellow and orange robes looks up happily and says "Gege, do you have games on your phone?" The next part depicts OG!Shang Qinghua ruffling Airplane's head with a tired look towards a paper simply responding "No." with a smaller chibi version of him next to his head saying 'What is a phone??' as if thinking internally. Airplane, whines "Awwww..." in response to SQH's No. End ID]

#svsss #scum villain #shang qinghua #og shang qinghua #airplane shooting towards the sky #mxtx #myart #the idea of airplane just saying the most random modern shit and og!sqh just responding as if its the most normal thing in the world #is just peak comedy to me #mans is going through multiple internal crises a day to whatever his didi says #and if i remember correctly shen yuan is also in this au #so i can only imagine having airplane and sy meet and og!sqh's just hearing what they say like “oh gods theres two of them”#svsss au

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teaboot · 4 months ago

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Social anxiety level: Chatting with someone experiencing a schizophrenic episode and becoming increasingly self-concious of how I'm just saying "That sounds really stressful", "I've never heard of that but it sounds scary", and "You must be pretty worried about that" over and over again

#They needed someone to wait with them while their friend came to pick them up #And the whole time I was waiting for them to call bullshit #Like YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING MEANINGFUL YOURE SO BAD AT THIS #I'm sorry I'm making this one about me ma'am I'm just terrified that everyone I talk to is gonna give be a bad grade #I don't understand or beleive most of what you're saying but from the legit science you're quoting I can tell you've done some research #The research stuff I appreciate we can totally talk about that #Please God let me talk about Chordata or HTML instead of the thing I can't see or hear wouthout encouraging your delusion #I'd get SUCH a good grade at discussing invertebrates with you

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festivating · 2 months ago

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glinda running away screaming and crying and then standing against the wall and closing her eyes and waiting for death... elphaba saw firsthand how much of a TERRIBLE fugitive glinda would've been and was still like mmm yes please come with me we'll be the greatest team there's ever been. she loves glinda so dearly.