#is just peak comedy to me

[rhiangalaxy]

@nibbelraz's SQH bros AU brings me so much joy

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. Airplane/SQH as a child dressed in yellow and orange robes looks up happily and says "Gege, do you have games on your phone?" The next part depicts OG!Shang Qinghua ruffling Airplane's head with a tired look towards a paper simply responding "No." with a smaller chibi version of him next to his head saying 'What is a phone??' as if thinking internally. Airplane, whines "Awwww..." in response to SQH's No. End ID]

[michealscorneroftheinternet]

SMG4 crew as different Sans Aus???

Yeah.

Possibly will eventually add other crew members once I can figure out who would fit with what Sans but uh yeah two hyperfixations in one!

[cafe-smut]

I'm realizing that if Obey Me!MC ever met WHB!MC, they'd lose their shit.

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OB: YOU HAVE TO DO WH A T TO SURVIVE?!

WHB: You dont?!

OB: that feels, and I mean this sincerely, so illegal. Are you ok? Is it consensual? Do I need to call someone for you?!

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*demon bros fighting*

OB: SIT BOYS! Anyways, like I was saying-

WHB, staring at the Demon Brothers unable to move, kneeling on the ground: I cannot express to you how jealous I am right now.

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OB, glaring at WHB!Leviathan: oh my diavolo you're a bitch. I feel like I just touched something dirty. Gross, ugh. LEVI COME SNUGGLE!!

WHB, watching Leviathan about to murder OB as other Levi turns into a happy blushy mess and gets headpats* oh no

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Bael and Beelzebub staring at Beel and Belphie: so you don't just leave to do whatever?

Beel: no? I have a job here outside of Rad- why are you crying.

Bael: can we please trade???

Belphie: hELL NO!

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OB: wait so your mammon is like, rich rich?

WHB: more like three but- wait is yours not?

OB: . . . No comment.

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*WHB screaming in terror and trying to run at the sight of Simeon, Luke, and losing it at the name Raphael*

OB: angels where they're are evil and trying to kill them. Don't worry about it.

*10 minutes later*

WHB nestled in Simeon's wings literally having the time of their life and super upset about it: mAn, ouR aNgELs fUcKinG SUCK.

OB, staring down a chained up WHB!Barbatos with disgust: your demons suck too. Where are his clothes?

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OB!Solomon: ^ ^

WHB: oh you're their solomon?! Man my demons would probably love to mee-

OB popping their head in: NO THEY WOULDNT HES A SHADY BITCH!!

OB!Solomon: how could you say such a thing?

OB: You poisoned me just last week!

OB!Solomon: I made you dinner as you weren't feeling well!

WHB: aww, how ni-

OB: EXACTLY!!! POISON!! I COULDNT MOVE FOR TWO DAYS!!

WHB: 0_o

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*The whole demon bros and kings and company staring each other down*

WHB: ok, so um- this is kind of hard to explain-

OB: SOLOMON AHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHADY BITCH?!

Literally the whole WHB cast: SOLOMON?!

WHB: he's not like our Solomon. Sorry guys.

Someone: but it's-

*cue OB flipping OB!Solomon off as he hides a large thick tome behind his back while yelling at him. Lucifer facepalms, groaning*

OB!Lucifer: I have too much work for this.

OB, turning around and grinning: HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK?!

OB!Mammon, clocking it right away: TREASURE NO-

OB: Lucifer, bark!

OB!Lucifer: woof . . . You're fucking dead.

*silence. Both Satan's burst out laughing among others*

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Meanwhile poor Luke is being threatened by a couple WHB Demons and that's OB!MC's child so NO THANK YOU!!

WHB is extremely jealous of the magic they can wield, but does help stop their more powerful demons from killing the OB angels. Who are horrified at the thought of aimless murder like that. Except Raphael, he's a warrior angel, but even he agrees that these angels are wrong.

(If OB!Micheal shows up that's going to be a shit show and I've got popcorn)

[limonnitsa]

MUDBLOOD

[starflungwaddledee]

did you remember to leave space for all your phantom limbs?

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[pormegranate]

I take bsd so so seriously trust.

[secretinasecret]

Can someone write a fic about how Bill can still see through the eyes of those he has possessed before, even though he is in therapism? (for only a few seconds, I think)

Like:

Bill: Oh, ho-ho, it's been a while, Pine Tree; let's see how miserable your life has become after you left Gravity Falls!

*cue Dipper being 25-years-old, living his best life*

Bill: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE?!

[waterghostype]

shit postings

[luffypeach]

PLEASE I LAUGHED SO HARD AT CROCO AND MIHAWK'S FACES THEY ARE DONE WITH BUGGY ABSOLUTELY DONE

[ladyzirkonia]

Hello I'm back on my bullshit.

[azazellos]

[merakiui]

Hi! I'm the anon who asked for marks and praises for Azul. It was very good and yummy thank you <333

:D thank you for asking for those!!!! They were very fun to think about. <3 any opportunity I have to talk about tako and his obsession for marking you in mer form I will take it!!! >:)

[theteapotofdoom]

One of the funniest yet kind of niche dynamic for the LOV is one where they start to have deep conversations about themselves and there respective trauma together and they come SO CLOSE to have a deeply healing epiphany about themselves and why they’re suffering but they’re all too traumatized to connect the dots.

So they just go "damn that’s crazy, anyway"

[bibxrbie]

One Star Wars headcannon you will have to pry from my cold hands, is that Luke absolutely made Leia carry him on her back when she decided to pursue Force training.

[snivyartjpeg]

rain code ship week day 7 - free day

i was gonna just do nothing for free day but fuck it here's desuhiko rolling a nat 20 on restraint

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

i know ive already done this meme for fantasy high once but im doing it again because my 'buddy bails kip out of hell' AU is too funny. deranged baccarath trio meets trg on their gap year after they tried their own hell mission only to not be able to find kip and subsequently assuming she got Super Killed and was gone forever