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Hi I, an atheist, am reading the Bible for some reason (not the whole thing) and I'm reading a Bible that was given to me as a child (translation is NLT). Want to see some homophobic Bible translation.
"THEY BECAME THE BEST OF FRIENDS"
"NO HOMO, BIBLE EDITION"
Want to see how an accurate Bible translation does this verse?
LOVED HIM AS HIS OWN SOUL
THAT'S SOME GAY SHIT RIGHT THERE
DON'T DENY ME THAT, NLT
#the second translation here is the NRSVUE#also look at how differently the translators named the sections lol#ex christian#deconstructing christianity#exvangelical#lgbt#lgbtqia#david and jonathan#1 samuel#homosexuality in the bible#new living translation#cam posts
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Putting this post in my nephew's Christmas One Piece manga lol
YOU ALL ARE
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pornstar!nanami, who has a ritualistic approach to his job—go in, deliver a stellar performance, give his co-star a real orgasm, get paid. he gets a lot of action out of his job, and rarely seeks out... personal trysts.
but pornstar!nanami meets you in a bar, as cliche as it is, and whiskey-dick must be a myth because there's no way he could ever struggle to get it up when you look like that. and he's a gentleman, he swears it, but the sight of you in even the most simple of situations makes him want to be a bad man—do bad things.
pornstar!nanami who buys you a drink and somehow convinces you, in your heavenly stature, to come home with him. he feels like a virgin all over again, wracked with excitement and electric nerves all the same. he feels bad for being so forward with you, but he'll make you breakfast in the morning to make up for his degrading lust.
pornstar!nanami who just can't wait to get home, despite you agreeing to come spend the night. he's upset with the lewd forefront of his mind, but doesn't give himself long to lecture his own self before he's urging you into the dingy bathroom and attaching his lips to yours.
pornstar!nanami who wants to be a sweetheart, wants to swoon you, but his dick is just too hard and the noise you make when his hand swats your ass is too good to deny himself. he's so used to a camera crew being present when he's having sex that bending you over the sink and kneeling down to eat you out from behind feels more intimate than filthy.
pornstar!nanami who makes you cum on his tongue in record time: he has the practice after all. you're a shaking mess of moans when he finally stands straight to meet your gaze in the mirror. who smiles at the way you already look so fucked out, and he's hardly had his way with you yet.
pornstar!nanami who thinks your moans are made for porn when he turns you and pins you against the bathroom door—the one that doesn't lock—to catch your lips in a hot and messy kiss that has you dizzy already. before you can register his movements, he's hoisting your legs up to wrap around his waist and pushing into you with a torturous ease, like he's fucking made to fill you.
pornstar!nanami who, as he starts to thrust into you, letting your back hit the door with each snap of his hips, keeps thinking about how miserable taking his next job will be. how's he supposed to dramatise pleasure when he's felt something as perfect as you? clenching around him, each gasp you take from his breath as he fucks you to the edge of pleasure and back. nothing is going to compare.
pornstar!nanami who starts to ramble, his mind reeling with need and pleasure and want and everything on the path to infatuation. "you're so petty wrapped around my cock like this," he grunts, fucks into you faster, deeper. "fuck, i dont believe in fate but—shit—this... god i'm made for you. just for you."
pornstar!nanami whose words force you both over the edge, and you cum in blissful unison. eyes squeezed shut and kento's teeth sinking gently into the skin of your shoulder as he empties his balls. he debates telling you what he does, inviting you to film with him for a private shoot, something for him to keep and lock away for his eyes only.
pornstar!nanami who watches as you melt into his arms, eyes wide and watching every beautiful feature of his face as he stays seated inside of you. you're about to part your lips and admit that you know who he is, that you've seen him a hundred times before when the night is dark and your fingers slip into your panties at the sight of him on your phone screen, that you'd do anything to see him again, that you'd star for him, do anything he'd ask... when there's a knock on the bathroom door :)
#if you reference my other pstar nanami post this makes no sense because he cams in the other one#but like#this works too doesnt it#nanami smut#jjk smut#kento nanami smut#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen smut#nanami x reader#jjk x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you
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Do you/have you ever heard of anyone having times where small parts of your body feel like it's on fire or stinging really bad or something? It usually only happens on my arms or sometimes my legs but like even without clothing touching it it's like that part of my skin is burning. I've never had any luck at all trying to google this so I was hoping maybe you'd heard something similar in all your years of going thru medical stuff
Dude go to a doctor...
#cam posts#that is a sypmtom of a thousand different things#its called burning sensation or or burning pain btw
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Digimon has never been more relatable than "cat determined to kill human" and the human's response is "😃😃😃 Kitty, come here!"
#Thanks to everyone reading along today and not unfollowing#Today has been a POSTING day#sepia tone is because I screenshotted (??) the flashback#kari kamiya#yagami hikari#digimon#digimon adventure#digimon liveblogging apparently#gatomon#tailmon#cam posts
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I came here to congratulate myself for beating 55% of users due to my longstanding reputation as someone who hasn't seen anything. But how come I didn't beat the average score?? I'm going to need someone from math tumblr to explain this to me
I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3
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Actually fucking crazy how Pyrrha had to feel her partner of over 10,000 years die, wake up alone in his body, square her shoulders and pretend to be him (not even for the last time), and then find the current most important person in the world to her, a woman who she'd only recently learned had not been killed in a way that mattered, and shoot her in the head.
#And since Nona was told it was G1deon who killed Wake - no reason or precedent for lying to her and Cam and Pal#This was her first time killing Wake. And she just got her back!#And then God almost died and then her two oldest friends got killed in front of her#And then the person who she'd thought of as her daughter for twenty years who'd just reemerged from near-total subsumption#also basically died in front of her. And she had to carry away the body that she'd been occupying and find her help.#Novella from Pyrrha's point of view stretching from HtN Act V to a little before the opening of Nona when?#I do also want to see a Palpyrrha meet cute if you must know.#Pal pops up in Cam's body and it's like the scene in spiderverse where Miles and Peter's vibes align#they make me ill#the locked tomb#pyrrha dve#Tlt#Harrow the ninth my beloved#htn spoilers#gideon the first#awake remembrance of these valiant dead#commander wake#I don't think the grammar is grammaring on this post but you get it
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was in a bad mood so i wrote an email to a guys employer after seeing him be fucking foul and violent online and i think i got him fired lol 💜

#he was posting screencaps of a ring cam#of when a Black child came to his door to sell candy#and saying she was lucky he didn’t shoot her#so. 😒 unemployed now lol
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#digital camera#digi cam#Polaroid ISO48#abandoned#apocalypse#apocalyptic#post apocalyptic#apocalyptic horror#appalachia#southern gothic#grunge#cottagepoor#dirty kid#punk#photography#truck#vintage#retro#nymph3t
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Is this a forum or the Bible because........
Genesis 6:4: Not monsterfucking (can have kids)*
Genesis 19: Too scared to take a position
Jude 1:6-7 Monsterfucking
1 Enoch** 6:1 Can have kids but it should not happen, so we circle back around to monsterfucking***
*including this verse here depends on whether the mysterious "sons of God" are considered angels or not
**1 Enoch is not in the Bible but clearly some New Testament writers read it and thought it was Very Cool
***1 Enoch is also talking about Genesis' "sons of God" but explicitly calls them angels
"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members
#cam posts#angels#ex evangelical#ex christian#exvangelical#deconstructing christianity#religious deconstruction#effort post#I wasn't going to tag it effort post but I spent way too much time on this lol. Effort happened!
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spawn kiss 🤍 ahh..the way he looks at you and holds your cheek...man...MAN
he's so...dfjkhgbdjhfgbj
#i wish i could free cam it but otis is breaking rn so..#astarion#bg3#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#bg3 astarion#mims posts ~#bg3 clip#bg3 video#astarion romance#astarion x oc#astarion x tav#baldurs gate 3#baldurs gate astarion#I WANT TO FREE CAM THIS SO BAD
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Saw as The Onion articles :3
#cam u tell amanda is my favourite#shes also johns favourite#saw#saw 2#saw 3#saw 2004#theres too many of thes movies to tag them all#saw 4#saw textpost#saw incorrect quotes#amanda young#john kramer#chainshipping#shotgunshipping#mark hoffman#adam faulkner stanheight#lynn denlon#theyre all gay#text post
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screenshot of a poll by @kobolde from may of 2023 that i took for tlt meme purposes and left to rot in the depths of my files for over a year lol
#fuck off lou#my post#if i could draw i woulda done a comic where each of them was responding w the option i labelled them w#nona wouldnt say hers. cam would say it for her. nona would beam over her shoulder#tlt#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#pyrrha dve#ianthe tridentarius#john gaius#gideon nav#palamedes sextus#coronabeth tridentarius#ortus nigenad#varun the eater#nona tlt#posting a bunch of tlt stuff thats been hiding in my files forever and ever bc im medicated w nothing to do at home all day
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Essay linked at the top is a really great essay!

Way, way too real (source)
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de-aged baby Tim but it happens during Prodigal when he and Dick still barely know each other and are supposed to be holding down the fort in Gotham by themselves and also Dick's life is already in extreme early 20s shambles
Dick!Bats:
Baby Robin!Tim (with oversized domino falling off his face): (burbles) Dbbb? BUH-MUH-MUH.
Dick!Bats:
Dick!Bats: nope nope nope nope NOPE
Huntress (rolling up warily): hey...Batman. what was that lightshow - oh, that is a baby.
Baby Robin!Tim (waving his hands delightedly): He-ba-ba!
Huntress: ...Heb-- wait a minute, is that Robin's uni--
Dick!Bats (bundling Tim and the Robin uniform into his own Bat cape and using his best Bat growl): the situation is under control, move along. (sweeps away)
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Dick: (reading the manual to the new Batmobile to try and activate the baby carseat configuration that has to be in here somewhere, please god)
Tim: (yanks on the end of Dick's ponytail and sticks it in his mouth)
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Dick: (standing in front of Drake Manor gearing up to hand baby Tim over to his actual family, thank fuck this will no longer be his problem--)
Dick: (remembers (a) Jack Drake is still in a wheelchair and (b) Tim laughingly telling him the funny family story of how Janet left Jack in charge of Tim for one (1) girls night when he was a year old and came back to diaper rash because he hadn't been changed in six hours, haha Dad was so embarrassed, like "so by every two hours you meant every--??")
Dick: y'know what I've helped babysit Lian how hard can this be
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Dick (with formula in his hair, spit-up all over his shirt, juggling a red-faced wailing Tim and a corded phone held between his shoulder and his ear): ROY. ROY MAYDAY.
#Roy's like well at least he's not so mad at me that he won't call in an emergenc--#and Dick's like no don't bring the TITANS just tell me how to get a stubborn kid to keep milk down??#it's not too hot I tested it on my wrist and everything & made sure to burp him just like Lian but he just keeps bringing it all back up??#there's more milk on me than in him Roy what the fuck do I do#Roy: ......is it a different kind of milk than the kid is used to?#Dick and Tim#dcu#batfam#Dick Grayson#Tim Drake#Cam writes#Dick & Tim#post tag
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merry christmas everyone I've spent it being delusional about a fsr modern au




iori is a Ronin again... (modern definition is a student that failed their college entrance exams and is studying to try again) but has kinda given up on that and is just doing all kind of jobs to support kaya thru highschool and eventually college instead. meets saber when they are beating up some guys who were harassing kaya, who came to the seedier part of town where iori works to walk home w him even tho he always tells her not to. and then he realizes he's GAY!!!!!!!!!
#the other two websites dont lend themselves to blabbering long posts like this so i have to scream here#my friend cam has been torturing me for days drawing for this AU.... i had to let it out or i would explode#i have so much trouble including musashi bc what reason would she have to leave iori and kaya without magic stuff...#anyway. this is the depths of my twisted mind thanks for reading
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